The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1093 entries and counting.
house gop bravely surrenders to trump’s iran war

House Republicans studying the War Powers Resolution like it’s a restaurant menu they plan to ignore and then stiff on the tip.
Steve Scalise swears this isn’t about losing the vote, just about giving mysteriously absent Republicans a chance to be “recorded” later, presumably after leadership has finished arm-twisting them back into line. Meanwhile, Trump is claiming the War Powers Act doesn’t apply because there’s a ceasefire, and the Pentagon is reportedly considering renaming the conflict from “Operation Epic Fury” to “Operation Sledgehammer,” which the White House might then use to argue the 60-day clock magically restarted. When your legal theory boils down to we changed the title, so it’s a new war, you’re not even pretending to respect the law anymore.
Democrats, led by Gregory Meeks and Hakeem Jeffries, are pushing a resolution that would force Trump to withdraw from hostilities with Iran unless it’s to repel an imminent attack, but Republican leadership keeps treating the Constitution like a suggestion box they can ignore. Jim McGovern summed it up on the House floor, accusing the GOP of lacking the “guts or the balls” to vote on ending an illegal war – a sentiment that earned applause, which is more than the families of deployed troops are getting. As a side quest, House Republicans also tanked a women’s history museum bill by insisting it exclude trans people, because if you’re already shredding war powers and separation of powers, why not take a swing at basic dignity too?
Come June 2, the House will be up against the legislative clock and will have to vote. Unless, of course, someone discovers a new parliamentary maneuver where you just rename the month and claim the Constitution hasn’t caught up yet.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump backs women's museum, gop turns it into a biology exam

The future site of a museum about American women, just as soon as Congress finishes arguing over which women are allowed to exist in it and how many plaques must legally feature Donald J. Trump.
Democrats bailed after Republicans jammed in language giving Trump and his allies outsized influence over how the museum is developed, and insisted it only recognize "biological" women — a legally vague dog whistle designed to erase trans women and girls from the story of American womanhood. The bill went down 216–204, with Democrats united against it and six Republicans managing to locate their spines for one vote.
So a 20‑year effort to build a museum honoring women’s achievements is now stalled because the party of "small government" can’t resist micromanaging who counts as a woman and how much control Dear Leader gets over the exhibits. Instead of a museum about women’s history, we get yet another monument to the Trump era’s favorite pastime: using federal power to punch down at marginalized people while demanding their names be etched in marble.
Source: nytimes.com
georgia governor’s race doubles as disaster recovery from trump

Keisha Lance Bottoms, applying for the job of governor-slash-full-time-Trump-disaster-mitigation-specialist.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump proves his strength by kneecapping his own party… again

Trump, surveying the GOP rubble, proudly pointing at the last standing Republican and asking, “So who wants to be next?”
Source: nbcnews.com
jeff flake discovers consequences, predicts republican ‘great migration’ (again)

Jeff Flake, live from the Island of Consequence-Free Regret, explaining that Republicans might eventually stop doing the thing they are currently doing nonstop.
Republicans, he suggests, could eventually decide they’ve had enough of the indictments, coup attempts, and open contempt for democracy. They could. They might. It’s theoretically possible. Meanwhile, in the real world, Trump is still the party’s cult leader, primary voters keep purging anyone who blinks at his authoritarian fantasies, and the "migration" mostly consists of a few ex-senators discovering a spine right after they lose their committee assignments.
The segment lands as a perfect snapshot of the Trump-era GOP: decades of moral cowardice, followed by a solemn TV appearance where someone who helped build the monster gently wonders whether, at some undefined future date, the party might stop feeding it.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump backs ‘big maga person’ for la mayor, accidentally endorses bass instead

Spencer Pratt, auditioning for the role of LA mayor by convincing voters he’s totally not the MAGA side character Trump just cast him as.
Democrats, understandably thrilled to have the most hated man in LA politics crash the race, are stapling Trump’s quote to Pratt’s forehead. Karen Bass is out reminding voters that “Trump and Pratt want ICE to invade our city and kidnap our neighbors,” while Nithya Raman is branding Pratt Trump’s “LA Apprentice” and begging voters to keep the reality villain from even making the general. Pratt, who insists the race is “nonpartisan” and totally not about national politics, is now doing the political equivalent of hiding a MAGA hat under a Dodgers cap.
Analysts say Pratt can’t win if he looks like a conservative Republican, which is awkward given the part where he is a Republican who liked the party’s love of concealed carry, and is now getting blessed by the guy who sent federal agents and troops into his city. But sure, this is all just about potholes, sidewalks, and streetlights – nothing to do with the president who turned LA into a test lab for immigration crackdowns and domestic military flexing.
Source: theguardian.com
arc de trump clears its first loyalty test

Artist’s rendering of the Arc de Trump, a 250ft tall participation trophy looming over Arlington to remind you who this town is *really* supposed to honor now.
The US Commission of Fine Arts – now apparently rebranded as the Commission to Stroke the President’s Ego – has approved designs for Trump’s 250ft "Arc de Trump" in Washington, DC. The panel, stacked with Trump appointees, dutifully declared the thing "beautiful" and a needed symbol for the next 250 years, because nothing says enduring democratic republic like a giant personal triumphal arch for the guy still in office.
The arch would loom near Arlington National Cemetery, which the White House insists will serve as a "visual reminder" of heroic sacrifice, as if the graves themselves weren’t doing that job already. Veterans and preservationists have sued, pointing out that Congress never approved this vanity project and that it would literally block the symbolic view from Arlington to the Lincoln Memorial – trading a line of sight from a president who saved the Union for one who spends his days trying to break it.
The cost is, very conveniently, "still being calculated", with the administration promising some magical blend of public and private funds – historically the prelude to donors buying their names, influence, or both. In legal filings, Trump’s team claims he has the authority to build it anyway, because of course he does. The same rubber-stamp arts panel already greenlit his White House ballroom and National Mall reflecting pool makeover, confirming that federal design review in the Trump era is less about civic stewardship and more about curating the world’s tackiest autocracy starter pack.
Source: theguardian.com
trump heroically protects ai from the grave threat of mild oversight

Trump bravely shields America’s frontier AI models from the existential horror of a voluntary safety checklist.
Source: nbcnews.com
guy who stacked the court furious it might follow the constitution

Trump explains that the real problem with the 14th Amendment is that it keeps handing out citizenship without asking for his personal approval first.
Donald Trump, the man who treated the Supreme Court like a loyalty rewards program, is now declaring it would be a "disgrace" if the justices uphold birthright citizenship — i.e., the part of the 14th Amendment that says if you're born here, you're a citizen. You know, that pesky post–Civil War provision written so presidents wouldn’t get to decide who counts as American based on vibes and campaign rallies.
Instead of pretending to respect the Constitution he swore an oath to, Trump is openly rooting for his handpicked justices to help him erase 150+ years of settled law and turn citizenship into a partisan favor. The message is clear: constitutional rights are optional, but white‑nationalist talking points are mandatory. If the Court follows the actual text of the 14th Amendment, Trump says that’s a "disgrace" — which is a bold take from a man whose administration treated the Constitution like a nonbinding suggestion.
This is the authoritarian dream in miniature: redefine who is American, delegitimize any court that says no, and turn basic constitutional guarantees into culture-war bargaining chips. Birthright citizenship has anchored equal citizenship since Reconstruction; Trump talks about scrapping it like he’s canceling a golf club membership. American democracy: still here, but only because a 49‑second Trump clip doesn’t yet count as a constitutional amendment.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump turns nonprofit fraud into immigration war cosplay

Trump staring at a flowchart labeled "pandemic food fraud" and somehow drawing a big arrow to "immigration raid" and "send them back".
Aimee Bock, the former head of Minnesota nonprofit Feeding Our Future, just got nearly 42 years in prison for helping turn a pandemic food program into a $250m cash sprinkler for fake meal sites, kickbacks, and imaginary hungry children. Prosecutors called it a "cash pipeline"; Bock called it "I understand I failed"; the court called it "enjoy the next four decades in federal housing".
Donald Trump, naturally, looked at a garden-variety mega-fraud case and saw his favorite thing: a chance to unleash federal officers on a blue city while ranting about immigrants. He used the scandal to justify a surge of federal agents into the Minneapolis–St Paul area last winter, which produced protests, violent confrontations, and the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. So a federal social services scam somehow morphed into an immigration crackdown with body counts. Policy genius.
While prosecutors say most of the dozens of defendants in the overlapping food and Medicaid scams are of Somali descent (and mostly US citizens), Trump skipped straight to his greatest hits: calling Minnesota "a hub of fraudulent money laundering activity", claiming "Somali gangs are terrorizing" the state, insisting "BILLIONS of Dollars are missing", and demanding people be "sent back". Minor detail: Bock, the convicted ringleader of the $250m fraud that started this whole thing, is white. Funny how the immigration raids and racist screeds didn’t focus on her demographic.
The fraud investigation keeps expanding—new charges over bogus childcare reimbursements, fake housing services, and made-up autism therapy—while Trump converts complex oversight failures into a blunt instrument to bash immigrants, attack Democratic governor and VP nominee Tim Walz, and justify more federal muscle on the streets. The message from Trump-world is clear: steal hundreds of millions and you might get 40 years, but you’ll definitely help the former president stage another law-and-order pageant aimed squarely at his favorite villains.
Source: theguardian.com
dems discover that hiding the autopsy doesn’t resurrect the patient

Ken Martin unveils the DNC’s 2024 election autopsy, carefully labeled "do not believe anything you are about to read" so no one confuses accountability with competence.
Once pried loose, the report turns out to be a masterpiece of we swear this isn’t our fault disclaimers. Every page is stamped in red to remind readers that the DNC doesn’t actually stand by the findings, can’t verify the data, and basically has no idea if any of this is real. It dutifully notes Harris’s collapse with Latinos, men, and rural voters, then bravely avoids mentioning two tiny issues that showed up in every poll: Joe Biden’s age and the administration’s support for Israel’s war on Gaza. Apparently you can lose the youth vote, Arab and Muslim voters, and a chunk of the progressive base and still have your official postmortem decide that the real problem was vibes and ad buys.
Martin now says the report "does not meet my standards" but is being released so the public can "trust the Democratic Party" — which is a fascinating theory of trust-building that involves both suppressing the document and publishing it covered in warning labels like it’s a bottle of bleach. The DNC even felt the need to fact-check the author’s description of January 6, tossing in a "claim contradicts public reporting" note as if that is where they’ve decided accuracy suddenly matters. Trump is openly running an authoritarian project, and the opposition party’s answer is a half-buried, half-disowned autopsy that reads like it was released at gunpoint. Truly, the republic is in the steadiest of hands.
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns women’s history museum into yet another trump museum

Artist’s rendering of the future Smithsonian American Women’s History Museum, pending final approval from Donald Trump, three handpicked architecture boards, and the Republican Party’s trans panic department.
Source: nbcnews.com
nothing says 'rule of law' like emailing yourself the secret trump report

Pictured: the American justice system, disguised as a bundt cake recipe and quietly forwarded to a Hotmail account.
Source: nbcnews.com
pennsylvania guy promises government exorcism, calls it ‘de-trumpifying’

Chris Rabb, bravely volunteering to shovel out what’s left of the federal government after the Trump clown car finished doing donuts in it.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump fires the firefighters, shocked there’s a bigger ebola fire

Kyeshero Hospital in Goma, gamely prepping an isolation ward while Washington congratulates itself on having "reformed" the people who used to help with this sort of thing.
Instead of trained community health workers and lab networks, you’ve got ex–Ebola responders driving taxis and selling fruit because U.S. funding vanished, clinics in the outbreak zone operating without basic protective gear, and the International Rescue Committee forced to gut surveillance and sanitation work. The State Department, having absorbed USAID like a snake swallowing a much more competent animal, insists that "reform" hasn’t hurt anything and proudly waves around $23 million and a promise of up to 50 clinics like it’s 2014 again. Meanwhile, people who actually know how outbreaks work point out that what we’ve really lost is speed, and in an Ebola outbreak, speed is the whole ballgame.
To really complete the disaster cosplay, Trump yanked the U.S. out of the World Health Organization last year, so the country that used to coordinate global health responses is now standing outside the system, shouting press releases at it. CDC is left trying to do USAID’s job on top of its own, despite not being built to coordinate broad field operations, while the administration pretends that nothing important has changed and that the absence of the very programs designed to hear about outbreaks early had absolutely nothing to do with the late detection. The White House, naturally, had no comment – presumably too busy congratulating itself on saving money as the cost is measured in human lives an ocean away.
Source: nbcnews.com
20-year-old sues president for the right not to be slow‑roasted

The Yellowstone River, patiently waiting to find out if it’s a protected natural wonder or just future waterfront property for Exxon’s next drilling rig.
Source: theguardian.com
trump replaces republican primaries with loyalty tribunals

Thomas Massie watches his career get deepfaked to death by a party that thinks AI smut is a governing philosophy.
Trump’s revenge tour is humming along nicely. He’s already helped kneecap Indiana state senators who defied him on redistricting, helped take out Bill Cassidy for daring to vote for his conviction after January 6, and now he’s installing loyalists like Ed Gallrein and Andy Barr as if the GOP were his personal HR department. The Supreme Court is pitching in, too, obligingly gutting the Voting Rights Act so Republicans can surgically remove Black and minority voters from competitive districts while solemnly pretending it’s all about “fair maps.” Minority rule isn’t a bug of Trumpism – it’s the operating system.
Outside the MAGA bubble, though, the country is less impressed. Trump’s approval is down to 37%, his Iran war is loathed by nearly two-thirds of voters, and Democrats are leading the generic ballot by double digits. So inside the party, he’s a cult leader with 82% approval; outside, he’s the guy 6 in 10 Americans wish would log off permanently. As Chris Hayes put it, the hardcore 35–37% is effectively holding the rest of the country hostage while the Supreme Court and GOP gerrymander engineers keep refilling the ammo.
The next test is Texas, where Trump just endorsed indicted cartoon villain Ken Paxton over John Cornyn, because why not strap more dynamite to the sinking ship? Republicans now live in the Trump Trap: you need him to survive a primary, and the very fact that you survived the primary makes you easier to beat in a general election. It’s a self-tightening knot of authoritarian loyalty tests, shrinking coalitions, and AI smear ads – the kind of system you’d design if your goal was to slowly immolate a political party while still doing maximum damage to democracy on the way down.
Source: theguardian.com
trump doj and musk heroically defend ai’s right to discriminate

Elon Musk and the Trump DOJ, bravely standing between vulnerable algorithms and the terrifying prospect of not being racist.
Enter the Trump administration, which took one look at "don’t build racist decision engines" and decided the real victim here was the algorithm. Trump’s DOJ not only joined xAI’s lawsuit, it rebranded anti-discrimination checks as "state-mandated discrimination" — an impressive bit of doublespeak even by this government’s standards. The same crew that signed an executive order on "preventing woke AI" — translating to "let the bias rip" — is now using federal power to kneecap Colorado and pre-empt other states from passing similar protections, all under the banner of winning the totally unrelated "AGI race" against China.
The business panic storyline doesn’t hold up either. The Wall Street Journal dutifully wept over Colorado "killing the entrepreneurial spirit" without citing a single company actually fleeing because of the law. Palantir muttered about regulatory burdens in an SEC filing, then left for Florida for its own reasons, while Microsoft is over here warning investors that biased AI is a material risk. Meanwhile, the actual research shows that supposedly "neutral" algorithms — like a hospital tool that quietly gave Black patients half the care of equally sick white patients — bake in discrimination unless someone forces them to be fixed. Colorado tried to be that someone; Trump’s DOJ and Musk teamed up to make sure the discrimination stays innovative, efficient, and fully protected by the federal government.
So yes, the federal government is now actively intervening on the side of billionaire AI labs to stop states from asking, "Could your product maybe not be a civil rights violation in a box?" The message from Trump and Musk is clear: your landlord, your boss, and your insurer may not be allowed to discriminate openly, but their algorithms? Those are an endangered species that must be saved.
Source: theguardian.com
god, guns, and deregulation: trump’s atf becomes the nra’s help desk

Behold the Holy Trinity of American collapse: God, Guns, and Trump, now with 34% fewer regulations and 100% more lobbyists on stage.
The Trump administration looked at a gunman opening fire at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and apparently concluded the real victim was paperwork. Just four days later, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and freshly installed ATF chief Robert Cekada rolled out 34 regulatory changes designed to make life easier for the firearms industry, while everyone else gets to play live-action "Thoughts and Prayers: The Sequel."
Blanche declared that the Second Amendment "will never be treated as a second-class right" while standing shoulder-to-shoulder with NRA and Gun Owners of America reps, who were basically functioning as unpaid (lol, who are we kidding, very paid) co-cabinet secretaries. ATF’s stated mission is to protect public safety, but under Trump’s second term it’s been reinterpreted as protect the gun lobby from inconvenience, with DOJ proudly announcing a "new era of reform" that mostly consists of shredding rules courts had already kneecapped and calling it principled constitutionalism.
Gun groups are calling this the "golden age of the Second Amendment," which is an interesting way to describe a government that responds to a high-profile shooting by asking the industry, "So what regulations would you like us to kill next?" Federal law enforcement has effectively been repurposed into a concierge service for manufacturers and absolutists, and if that means a few more bodies on the floor, well, at least the forms will be shorter.
Source: npr.org
georgia gop decides 2020 coup attempt was just a fun icebreaker

Voters patiently line up in Georgia to choose which Trump loyalist they’d like managing the next election they might not be allowed to win.
Source: npr.org