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the demon-possessed heir to maga?

Tucker Carlson, fresh off being allegedly mauled by demons, auditions to be the next one haunting American democracy.

Tucker Carlson, fresh off being allegedly mauled by demons, auditions to be the next one haunting American democracy.

Tucker Carlson says a demon once physically mauled him in bed, which is honestly the most relatable thing about his biography so far. Now he claims he’s being haunted by a different kind of evil spirit: the memory of having spent years mainlining Trumpism into America’s frontal lobe while privately texting that he hated Trump’s guts. After helping build the MAGA cult, he’s suddenly on a very public "journey of conscience" where he apologizes for misleading people and insists he’s tormented by his past support for Dear Leader. This bout of soul-searching happens to coincide perfectly with growing chatter that Carlson is gearing up for a 2028 presidential run as the “true heir to MAGA” once Trump, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio are all covered in Iran-war shrapnel and the fallout from Trump’s "big beautiful bill" that guts services for poor people to hand cash to billionaires. Prediction markets, biographers, and podcast guys are all reading the same tea leaves: Tucker is rebranding from propagandist to "movement leader" who can say he opposed the disastrous war and is totally different from the monsters he helped elect. Naturally, Carlson tells outlets like The Economist and Piers Morgan that politics is "disgusting" and he’s not really interested, which is exactly what you say when you’re building a donor list and test-marketing your redemption arc. As Trumpism’s economic pain lands in 2027 and Americans get more furious about the cost of living, Tucker is perfectly positioned to run as the guy who set the house on fire, filmed it for ratings, and now wants the keys to the fire department. The demons may be metaphorical this time, but the nightmare for democracy is very real.
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trump tries to buy italy’s loyalty with a world cup slot and pasta tariffs

Giorgia Meloni, wondering if a World Cup wildcard spot and cheaper pasta were really worth hitching Italy to a president who picks fights with the pope and treats allies like expendable extras.

Giorgia Meloni, wondering if a World Cup wildcard spot and cheaper pasta were really worth hitching Italy to a president who picks fights with the pope and treats allies like expendable extras.

The Trump administration, having already set the Middle East on fire again, has now moved on to its true area of strategic genius: World Cup roster management. According to reporting, Trump’s people quietly sounded out Fifa about kicking Iran out of the tournament and swapping in Italy, like it’s a reality show where you can just vote a country off the island. This transparent stunt just happens to come right after Trump threw a televised tantrum at Italian PM Giorgia Meloni for refusing to join his Iran bombing adventure, accusing her of lacking “courage” because she wouldn’t help him turn the region into a parking lot. Meloni has spent years hugging the Trump brand like it was a life raft – talking "civilisational" West, flattering Washington, swallowing his anti‑EU rants, and getting basically nothing in return except a small reprieve on pasta tariffs and the privilege of being insulted on American television. When Trump then picked a public fight with the pope over the Iran war, Meloni, a self-styled Catholic conservative, finally had to pretend she has a spine and call his comments “unacceptable.” Trump responded the only way he knows how: more public abuse, turning their special relationship into a live-streamed codependency meltdown. Now Meloni’s stuck: at home, Trump is deeply unpopular and her referendum on judicial reform already tanked in part because of her MAGA cosplay. Abroad, she’s trying to rebrand as a respectable European grown-up, hugging Macron at a Paris summit while Trump’s envoy floats the idea of buying back her affection with a World Cup slot. The Italian government has already backed away from that clown move, and voters aren’t thrilled by the idea of their foreign policy being run like a late-night phone call between Trump and some random Italian fixer on his payroll. As Trump keeps making Europe less safe and more unstable, Meloni’s grand strategy of "adapt to the chaos and never complain" is starting to look less like realpolitik and more like getting dragged by a guy who thinks international diplomacy is just another season of The Apprentice: NATO Edition.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#imperialism
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land of the free* (*offer not valid overseas, processing delays apply)

A canceled US passport, symbol of the hottest new American export: people who’ve decided the ‘shining city on a hill’ looks a lot more like a gated compound run by Trump, Vance and Rubio.

A canceled US passport, symbol of the hottest new American export: people who’ve decided the ‘shining city on a hill’ looks a lot more like a gated compound run by Trump, Vance and Rubio.

At US consulates around the world, the new Statue of Liberty is a bored clerk with a laminated card asking if you’re sure you don’t want to be American any more. The waiting list to renounce citizenship in London is over 14 months, Sydney and Canadian cities are similarly jammed, and even random European posts like Ghent are now running a "get me out of this looming dictatorship" drive-thru. On the wall: a comforting panorama of Boston Harbor and, across from it, the holy trinity of totally normal democracy: Donald Trump, JD Vance and Marco Rubio, beaming down like a limited-edition authoritarian collectible set.
#killing-democracy#fascism#forever-grifting
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king charles helps america celebrate 250 years of not having a king… at trump’s white house

King Charles and Queen Camilla arrive in the land that once beheaded monarchy—only to have it reintroduced as a photo-op accessory for Donald Trump.

King Charles and Queen Camilla arrive in the land that once beheaded monarchy—only to have it reintroduced as a photo-op accessory for Donald Trump.

America is gearing up to celebrate 250 years since it told the British monarchy to get lost, so naturally King Charles and Queen Camilla marked the occasion by popping over to Washington to be greeted with a red carpet, military band, and a warm embrace from the guy who openly fantasizes about ruling for life. Nothing says "enduring democracy" like fusing colonial nostalgia with a man who tried to overturn an election. After landing at Joint Base Andrews to a full ceremonial welcome, Charles and Camilla were serenaded with both national anthems, greeted by flower‑holding children of UK service members, and ushered through a guard of honour as if the last two and a half centuries were just a cute misunderstanding. The whole thing is billed as a celebration of the "strong relationship" between the two countries, which now apparently includes politely pretending the US president didn’t sic a mob on Congress. The royal couple then headed to the White House for afternoon tea with Donald and Melania Trump, because this timeline refuses to stop doing bits. The visual is perfect: a hereditary monarch and an aspiring autocrat sharing dainty refreshments in the People’s House, each lending the other a sheen of legitimacy. It’s like a crossover episode where the British Empire meets MAGA World and everyone politely agrees not to mention the crimes, the coups, or the small matter of the Constitution.
#killing-democracy#oligarchy
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trump breaks america so badly even npr is scolding the left now

Stock photo of an American brain trying to load objective reality over a four-year buffer of Trump-era lies.

Stock photo of an American brain trying to load objective reality over a four-year buffer of Trump-era lies.

NPR sits down with Slate's Molly Olmstead to marvel at a truly American achievement: after years of Trump, QAnon, and a Republican Party mainlining Facebook memes, conspiracy culture is now so baked into our politics that even parts of the left are wandering into "deep state did the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting" territory. When your entire information ecosystem has been turned into a fog machine, eventually everyone starts seeing shapes in the smoke.

This isn’t a story about new Trump crimes; it’s the hangover. After an administration that called the press the "enemy of the people," pushed election lies as official policy, and made up terrorist attacks on TV, the baseline for reality has been permanently lowered. Now NPR is doing somber segments about left-wing conspiracies, as if the firehose of right-wing disinformation, stochastic violence, and state-enabled lying was just a quirky prequel instead of the reason everyone's brains are scrambled.

Source: npr.org

#killing-democracy#full-stupid
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melania trump demands abc protect america from late-night jokes

Melania Trump at the Correspondents’ Dinner, moments before discovering that the real emergency isn’t gunfire near the ballroom, it’s Jimmy Kimmel’s punchlines on ABC.

Melania Trump at the Correspondents’ Dinner, moments before discovering that the real emergency isn’t gunfire near the ballroom, it’s Jimmy Kimmel’s punchlines on ABC.

Melania Trump has discovered the true threat to American democracy: Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue. After Kimmel joked at a pre-White House Correspondents’ Dinner bit that she had the ‘glow of an expectant widow,’ the First Lady jumped on X to label his words ‘hateful and violent’ and urged ABC to ‘take a stand’ against his ‘atrocious behavior’. Apparently, in Trump World, the correct response to a comedian needling the president is corporate-enforced silence, not switching the channel.

Context: days after the joke aired, a gunman opened fire near a security checkpoint at the Correspondents’ Dinner, where Trump and Melania were evacuated. Conservatives promptly dug up the clip and accused Kimmel of encouraging political violence, because nothing says serious concern for public safety like using a shooting to pressure a TV network into disciplining a critic of the president. Melania’s line that people like Kimmel ‘shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate’ is doing a lot of work there—enter our homes via broadcast, and maybe leave only the programming that flatters Dear Leader.

Kimmel has already been briefly yanked off air once for comments about the killing of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk, so the message to late-night hosts is clear: mock the Trump orbit, and the outrage machine will try to turn your punchlines into grounds for corporate punishment. The White House shrugs at actual political violence, but a joke about an ‘expectant widow’? That’s the red line.
#killing-democracy#fascism#full-stupid
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netanyahu runs the situation room, u.s. media runs the fan club

The White House Situation Room, now available for birthday parties, corporate retreats, and foreign leaders shopping for a quick little U.S. war.

The White House Situation Room, now available for birthday parties, corporate retreats, and foreign leaders shopping for a quick little U.S. war.

Donald Trump apparently decided to go to war with Iran the same way he decides everything else: let the last guy in the room with a PowerPoint do the thinking. This time, the "last guy" was Benjamin Netanyahu, who literally turned the White House Situation Room into his personal war-pitch studio, flanked by Mossad and Israeli military brass, theatrically framed as a wartime leader while the actual American president played hype man for someone else’s security agenda. You’d think "foreign leader commandeers U.S. war decision process" would be the headline everywhere. Instead, most of the American press is doing its best impression of state TV by politely averting its gaze from Israel’s role while breathlessly dissecting Russia and Gulf monarchies. As Jason Stanley points out, this isn’t just bad journalism; this is the deluxe, NPR tote-bag edition of propaganda: no outright lies, just the careful, consistent omission of the one ally whose influence is too awkward to mention. The kicker: the excuse for this blackout is allegedly fighting antisemitism — which, as Stanley notes, is itself antisemitic, because it explicitly fuses the State of Israel with Jews everywhere. So we end up with a media class that manages to (1) help sanitize a U.S.-backed war pushed in the Situation Room by a foreign government accused of genocide and ethnic cleansing, and (2) reinforce classic antisemitic tropes about Jews and the media while pretending they’re preventing them. America’s "free press" isn’t running cover for Trump’s foreign-influenced war decisions because they’re censored; they’re doing it because they’re scared — which is how you slide from democracy into a very polite, very credentialed form of killing-democracy.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
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california flirts with importing the voter suppression starter pack

California voters lining up to decide whether voting should stay a right or be upgraded to a limited-time, documentation-required luxury experience.

California voters lining up to decide whether voting should stay a right or be upgraded to a limited-time, documentation-required luxury experience.

California, long derided by Republicans as a socialist wasteland where people vote too easily, is now considering joining the great American pastime of making democracy a paperwork obstacle course. Nearly 1 million Californians signed on to a Carl DeMaio–backed ballot measure to require photo ID at the polls and a four-digit PIN for mail ballots, because nothing says "election integrity" like pretending Donald Trump’s repeatedly debunked voter fraud fantasies are public policy instead of a coping mechanism.

The measure drops right as Trump is demanding the Senate kill the filibuster so Republicans can ram through the "Save America Act"—a federal "show me your papers" law dressed up as safeguarding elections. Ron DeSantis already cosplayed the federal bill in Florida on 1 April, fittingly April Fools’ Day, while courts ping-pong around the country deciding which flavor of voter ID counts as "integrity" and which is just old-fashioned voter suppression with better branding. Now even deep-blue California is deadlocked on whether to import the same suppression machinery that other states are racing to the courthouse to defend or dismantle. When your democracy is hanging by a thread, why not hand the scissors to the people who keep insisting the thread is fake?

Source: theguardian.com

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attempted shooting immediately repurposed as ballroom infomercial

Artist’s rendering of the new White House ballroom: half panic room, half monarch fantasy suite, all legally questionable.

Artist’s rendering of the new White House ballroom: half panic room, half monarch fantasy suite, all legally questionable.

Trump survived an apparent assassination attempt at the Washington Hilton and immediately did what any serious statesman would do: turned it into a live infomercial for his $400m, legally-contested, larger-than-the-White-House ballroom already being jackhammered into the East Wing without full authorization. The incident, he declared, proves that "every President for the last 150 years" has been begging for a giant, "Militarily Top Secret" party bunker on White House grounds, which is a fascinating historical claim no one has ever heard before, including any of those presidents.

At a late-night press briefing, Trump explained that the Hilton scare "would never have happened" if everyone had been safely gathered in his drone-proof, bulletproof-glass megaplex currently under construction, and then followed up on Truth Social by demanding that all lawsuits trying to stop the project "must be dropped, immediately." Translation: existing law, environmental review, and separation of powers are cute, but have you considered how much safer democracy would be if we just fast-tracked my personal gala fortress?

The ballroom, funded through a still-murky financial scheme and already controversial for being physically larger than the core White House itself, is now being rebranded as a national-security necessity rather than a $400m ego extension. Trump praised the press for their "very responsible" coverage and suggested his future remarks might be less "inappropriate" than the roast he’d planned, which is convenient, because the real joke is that a near-shooting instantly became Exhibit A in his argument that the only way to protect the republic is to keep building his imperial ballroom and shut down the courts trying to stop it.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
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dems promise bold new strategy: hoping trump behaves this time

Hakeem Jeffries carefully explaining that yes, the house is on fire, but his main priority is making sure the rent on the burning building is affordable.

Hakeem Jeffries carefully explaining that yes, the house is on fire, but his main priority is making sure the rent on the burning building is affordable.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries went on Fox News to reassure everyone that if Democrats win back the House, holding Donald Trump accountable for anything he’s done as president is “of course not” a top priority. Trump is busy driving up gas prices in the middle of his Iran war, threatening Republicans with impeachment if they lose the midterms, and inspiring open chatter about the 25th Amendment, and the opposition party’s big message is: we’ll get right on that cost of living thing and maybe circle back to the whole authoritarian crime spree later.

Instead of treating “the president openly says he’ll be impeached if his own party loses” as the blinking red siren that it is, Democrats are selling a vibes-based return to the American Dream, where you “work hard, play by the rules” and hope the guy who breaks all the rules eventually gets bored and wanders off. Rep. Greg Meeks helpfully explains they don’t have the votes now, which somehow turns into a preemptive promise not to use power for oversight even if they get it back. Bold new strategy: campaign on how dangerous Trump is, then reassure everyone you won’t actually do much about the danger.

Jeffries touts redistricting and a renewed focus on working-class voters while politely stepping around the fact that it’s hard to “thrive” in a country where the president can start wars, spike gas prices, ignore oversight, and treat impeachment like a loyalty punch card. But sure, let’s all pretend you can fix the economy while the arsonist is still in charge of the gas can and the matches.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#losses
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senator bravely caves after 48 hours of pretending to care about fed independence

Thom Tillis, moments before accepting the DOJ’s pinky swear as a robust safeguard of Federal Reserve independence.

Thom Tillis, moments before accepting the DOJ’s pinky swear as a robust safeguard of Federal Reserve independence.

Sen. Thom Tillis briefly cosplayed as a defender of Federal Reserve independence, blocking Trump’s Fed chair nominee Kevin Warsh while the Justice Department ran a sketchy investigation into current chair Jerome Powell. After weeks of righteous concern that DOJ might be used as a political bludgeon, Tillis emerged on Meet the Press to announce that, good news everyone, he got some “assurances” from the very DOJ he was worried about. Problem solved, nothing to see here, please enjoy your pre-approved Trump Fed chair.

The Justice Department conveniently dropped its investigation into Powell on Friday — an inquiry that had somehow inflated a headquarters renovation project into a federal case — and by Sunday Tillis was back on TV clearing the runway for Warsh’s confirmation “on time.” The message is crystal clear: as long as the executive branch promises it definitely isn’t weaponizing law enforcement against an independent central bank, the Senate is delighted to wave through the president’s handpicked money man. Checks and balances? No, just checks, and Trump’s friends will handle the balances.

Source: nbcnews.com

#killing-democracy#lawlessness
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florida prepares to 'fix' the maps that already gave republicans a 20–8 advantage

Ron DeSantis studies a map of Florida, trying to decide which voters to make disappear without leaving too many constitutional fingerprints.

Ron DeSantis studies a map of Florida, trying to decide which voters to make disappear without leaving too many constitutional fingerprints.

Trump’s big 2026 gerrymandering master plan is sputtering, so naturally the last hope for salvaging this democracy-speedrun is Florida, where Ron DeSantis is dragging lawmakers into a special session to "revisit" congressional maps that already handed Republicans a 20–8 delegation. The goal: squeeze out another two to five GOP-leaning seats while pretending this is about "fair and compact" districts, not about desperately bubble-wrapping a fragile House majority.

There’s just one tiny problem: Florida’s constitution explicitly bans maps drawn with partisan intent. So while Republicans on TV swear they’re just cleansing the state of the lingering ghost of a 2012 Democratic map, the entire political class is openly talking about the partisan stakes, practically writing Democrats’ legal briefs for them. Marc Elias and a group of voters have already sued DeSantis for overstepping his authority by trying to strong-arm the Legislature into doing his bidding, because apparently the governor’s reading of the state constitution begins and ends with "I want this."

The fun twist is the intraparty knife fight. GOP members of Congress and state legislators are begging DeSantis not to get too greedy, pointing out that you can’t keep jacking up the partisan score without diluting existing safe seats and potentially losing incumbents. Karl Rove is on Fox gently explaining basic math to Florida Republicans like they’re being walked through long division for the first time. Lawmakers admit nobody actually wants to do this, they’re just resigned to riding the DeSantis vanity train as long as the maps aren’t too egregious—always a comforting standard for democratic representation.

Meanwhile, the Trump White House is lurking offstage, desperate for a Florida bailout but terrified of leaving fingerprints because the entire scheme is already dangling over a legal woodchipper. Public hearings? Not scheduled. Actual proposed maps? Not released. Constitutional limits? Treated as more of a vibes-based suggestion. It’s less a redistricting process than a group project where the laziest kid demands everyone rewrite the paper so his grade looks better, then threatens to sue the syllabus.
#killing-democracy#corruption#forever-grifting
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trump cancels diplomacy because fox news is calling

Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, not boarding a plane to Pakistan, bravely defending America from the threat of successful diplomacy.

Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, not boarding a plane to Pakistan, bravely defending America from the threat of successful diplomacy.

Donald Trump has decided that painstakingly arranged ceasefire talks between the US and Iran in Pakistan are overrated, so he’s told his envoys to stay home and told Fox News, essentially, that Iran can just, you know, call him. High-stakes shuttle diplomacy over nuclear war and global oil supplies has been downgraded to “leave a message after the beep.” Jared Kushner and real-estate guy Steve Witkoff were supposed to fly to Islamabad to help revive the ceasefire process; instead, Trump pulled the plug right after Iran’s foreign minister left Pakistan, because nothing says "serious statesman" like ghosting your way through a regional war. While Trump is playing hotline fantasy, the actual facts are bleak: Iran controls the near-closed Strait of Hormuz, has been attacking ships, and the US is running a blockade while Trump orders the military to "shoot and kill" small boats that might be laying mines. Oil prices are still up nearly 50%, global trade is snarled from Hormuz to the Panama Canal, and thousands are dead in Iran, Lebanon, Israel, and across the region. But the guy who helped start the war the day after failed Geneva talks is now cancelling follow-up negotiations and acting like this is a customer-service dispute that Tehran can resolve by calling his imaginary 1‑800‑CEASEFIRE hotline. Pakistan locked down its capital, its army chief and prime minister spent hours hearing Iran’s red lines, and JD Vance already led a 20-hour round of direct talks – the highest-level US-Iran engagement since 1979. All of that careful diplomacy is now subject to Trump’s TV schedule and whatever mood he’s in when Fox calls. Iran, having been attacked by the US and Israel immediately after earlier talks on its nuclear program, is openly asking how it’s supposed to trust Washington. The answer, apparently, is: you’re not. You’re supposed to hope that Donald Trump’s attention span outlasts a segment break on cable news while he personally micromanages a war that’s killed thousands and destabilized global trade, then cancels meetings on a whim from the comfort of his studio lighting. Meanwhile, European allies like Germany are planning minesweeping operations for whenever this circus ends, Iran is gingerly reopening flights, and Hezbollah is fighting in Lebanon while pointedly ignoring Washington’s diplomacy. The world is trying to build a fragile ceasefire architecture; Trump is busy kicking out the support beams because he’d rather posture on television than let his own envoys sit in a room and talk. This is what "America First" looks like in practice: everyone else gets the shrapnel while the president gets the camera.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
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congress opens formal investigation into vibes and ufos

Artist’s rendering of Congress heroically investigating a spreadsheet of random tragedies with a UFO sticker slapped on top.

Artist’s rendering of Congress heroically investigating a spreadsheet of random tragedies with a UFO sticker slapped on top.

Republicans have discovered a new national security emergency: math. Out of more than 2 million US researchers, a tragic handful of deaths and disappearances among people tangentially connected to space, defense, or nuclear work has been alchemized into a full-blown UFO deep state murder conspiracy. Rightwing media and podcasters spin a random cluster of suicides, homicides, and missing hikers into an X‑Files reboot, and – because this is Trump’s America – the nonsense promptly migrates from Substack fever dreams to the White House briefing room. Rather than letting investigators handle individual cases like adults, Trump says he’ll "look into it," and professional time-waster James Comer teams up with Eric Burlison to demand that the FBI, DOE, NASA and friends investigate a "possible sinister connection" between all of it, solemnly warning of a "grave threat" to national security. They even loop in Trump’s defense secretary Pete Hegseth, because when your government is run by Fox News greenroom alumni, every conspiracy deserves a task force. Meanwhile, actual experts point out that 11 incidents in a sea of hundreds of thousands of cleared scientists is… statistically unremarkable. But why let basic probability get in the way when you can convert grief, mental illness, and random tragedy into content for Joe Rogan and another round of congressional performance art? So agencies that should be focused on real threats are now forced to burn staff hours politely explaining to UFO‑pilled lawmakers that correlation is not causation, and that "I saw it on NewsNation" is not an evidentiary standard. It’s a perfect snapshot of the Trump-era information ecosystem: weaponize disinformation, elevate cranks, and convert the machinery of the state into a prop for whatever clickable paranoia the base is currently binging. Governance, as always, comes in a distant last behind the algorithm.

Source: theguardian.com

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caitlyn jenner meets the fine print on trumpism

Caitlyn Jenner realizing that when you vote for the guy promising government-sponsored bigotry, the terms and conditions also apply to premium subscribers.

Caitlyn Jenner realizing that when you vote for the guy promising government-sponsored bigotry, the terms and conditions also apply to premium subscribers.

Caitlyn Jenner has discovered a shocking twist in the Trump saga: when you back a president who signs an executive order forcing all federal IDs to reflect your “immutable biological classification as either male or female”, he means you too. Jenner renewed her passport and, surprise, it came back marked "male"—twice. On Tomi Lahren’s podcast, she called it a “safety factor” that means she can’t travel and plaintively noted she can’t get Trump to return her calls. She still insists she “loves” him and “doesn’t blame” him, which is some Olympic-level self-absolution from a woman who openly backed a guy whose campaign spent millions on anti-trans ads.

Trumpism’s central promise has always been: don’t worry, the cruelty is for other people. Jenner is now learning that when you help build the machine, it doesn’t check your donor history before it runs you over. She joins the long line of supporters who thought he’d “hurt the people he needs to be hurting” and are now shocked to find out they’re on the list.

Elsewhere in Our Functioning Democracy, a 62-year-old woman in Alabama was actually prosecuted for wearing a 7-foot inflatable penis costume with a “No Dick Tator” sign at a protest. The city claimed it was about “public safety,” as if the real threat to the republic was latex satire, not the guy trying to criminalize dissent. A court finally found her not guilty, after the local government generously burned taxpayer money to prove it hates jokes.

And in the Pentagon’s ongoing cosplay as a far-right message board, Trump fired Navy Secretary John Phelan and swapped him out for Hung Cao, a DEI-basher who’s joked about KKK hoods and warned that witches have “taken over” Monterey, California. The U.S. Navy is now partially overseen by a man whose worldview sounds like a rejected QAnon fanfic. But sure, tell us more about how the real danger to national security is drag queens and pronouns.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#anti-immigration#full-stupid
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trump builds kiddie camp on toxic waste plume

ICE’s latest family facility concept art: a cheerful children’s barracks thoughtfully nestled atop a massive plume of forever chemicals, conveniently located steps from your deportation flight.

ICE’s latest family facility concept art: a cheerful children’s barracks thoughtfully nestled atop a massive plume of forever chemicals, conveniently located steps from your deportation flight.

Trump’s ICE has apparently decided that caging migrant kids wasn’t dystopian enough, so now they’re upgrading to a PFAS-soaked former air force base in Louisiana where groundwater has clocked in at up to 575,000 times federal limits. England Airpark is basically a Superfund theme park: forever chemicals, TCE, VOCs, burn pits, asbestos, jet fuel – if it can cause cancer or organ failure, it’s probably in the soil, the dust, or the air. Perfect place to stash families fleeing violence, right next to the deportation runway, so you can fly them out as soon as the tumors finish incubating. Homeland Security, with a straight face, says it has “no new detention centers to announce,” while project officials are busily finalizing the lease and bragging this will be a “first of its kind” short-term family facility in a converted barracks. They claim it’s only for three to five days and totally for people who “self-deport,” which immigrant rights groups politely translate as: coerced, stuck for much longer, and absolutely not voluntary. Meanwhile, the military hasn’t even started real cleanup; they’re still in the “mapping the giant poison plume” phase, while the PFAS just keeps spreading through the aquifer. Public health experts are over here shouting that there shouldn’t be any housing on this kind of contaminated base, especially not for children whose smaller bodies get hammered harder by these chemicals. The air, the dust, the soil – not meaningfully tested. Deed records say the land is restricted to industrial use, yet somehow it’s magically fine for family detention, because in Trump’s America “industrial” apparently includes imprisoning toddlers on a chemical spill. Advocates are scrambling to find a legal way to stop this, because when the government is building a deportation hub for kids on one of the most toxic sites in the country, you don’t need subtlety: you’re just watching policy that treats migrants as disposable lab rats.

Source: theguardian.com

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congress discovers the war powers act (again)

Congress bravely prepares to meet the constitutional crisis with hearings, handwringing, and absolutely no binding votes.

Congress bravely prepares to meet the constitutional crisis with hearings, handwringing, and absolutely no binding votes.

As the 60-day War Powers Act deadline on Trump's Iran adventure lumbers into view, Congress is doing what it does best: holding conversations about maybe, possibly, at some indeterminate point, considering whether to assert the authority the Constitution already gave them. The law says they’re supposed to vote on this war. The political consultants say, "Have you considered a strongly worded bipartisan letter instead?" Guess which side is winning.

Meanwhile, Trump’s approval ratings are the other supposed safeguard, because when Congress refuses to check a president’s power, Gallup becomes the last branch of government. NPR politely notes what the polls say; the real story is that as long as his numbers aren’t subterranean, Republicans will keep handing him blank checks for foreign adventures, and Democrats will keep issuing outraged press releases like they’re legally binding documents. The War Powers Act remains, as always, more of a suggestion than a law.

#killing-democracy#lawlessness
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todd blanche auditions to be america’s top cop for trump, not for the law

Todd Blanche, proudly demonstrating how to turn the Department of Justice into the Department of Just Get Trump What He Wants.

Todd Blanche, proudly demonstrating how to turn the Department of Justice into the Department of Just Get Trump What He Wants.

Todd Blanche has decided the best way to land the attorney general job is to prove he’ll treat the justice department like Trump’s personal revenge subscription service. In a few weeks as acting AG, he’s fired career prosecutors who got in the way, brought in 81-year-old election-denial enthusiast Joe diGenova to chase John Brennan for the crime of acknowledging Russian interference, and put extra muscle on any case involving Trump’s enemies. The DOJ’s public line is that Blanche is "applying the law equally" while vowing to "advance President Trump’s agenda" and "end weaponization"—a statement so self-parodying it should come with a laugh track. The new audition piece: trying to vacate seditious conspiracy convictions for Proud Boys and Oath Keepers who helped turn January 6 into a cosplay coup, while simultaneously rolling out a legally flimsy 11-count indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center for… sharing intel on extremists with law enforcement for decades. Civil-rights veterans are politely calling the case "shoddy" instead of the more accurate legal term: what is this garbage. Watchdogs say Blanche is sharpening Trump’s retaliation agenda; Trump allies call it "fantastic" and insist "no one is above the law"—except, apparently, the people who attacked Congress and the guy they did it for. Blanche is also trying to bury the Epstein files mess like yesterday’s news, dropping a transparently political probe of Jerome Powell just in time for his term to expire, and fending off criticism from fellow Trump-world aspiring AGs who resent that he’s stealing their spotlight in the Strongman Tryouts. One of them even calls Blanche’s tactics "lowlife"—an extraordinary insult coming from a movement whose baseline is attempting to overturn elections. The message from Main Justice is clear: if you’re a Trump loyalist or an extremist group with the right politics, the law is negotiable. If you’re a civil-rights nonprofit or someone who said the 2020 election was secure, get in line for your investigation.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump sanctions kagame’s army, nba quietly airballs the dictator merch deal

Adam Silver smiles courtside with Paul Kagame, as long as the sanctions only apply to the guys with guns and not the guys buying jersey sponsorships.

Adam Silver smiles courtside with Paul Kagame, as long as the sanctions only apply to the guys with guns and not the guys buying jersey sponsorships.

The Trump administration finally noticed that Rwanda’s military has been doing war crimes like it’s a competitive sport in eastern Congo and slapped sanctions on the Rwanda Defence Force (RDF) and senior officials. That instantly turned the Armée Patriotique Rwandaise Basketball Club – yes, the team literally owned by the sanctioned military – into a walking OFAC violation inside the NBA’s shiny Basketball Africa League. APR was quietly yanked from the tournament, replaced by the RSSB Tigers, because nothing says "clean break from authoritarianism" like swapping the army’s team for one owned by the state social security board.

The awkward part? The NBA has spent the last decade turning Paul Kagame into a courtside statesman, not a ruthless authoritarian who wins elections with 99% of the vote and exports chaos, massacres, and mineral plunder into the DRC. Kagame’s former aide Claire Akamanzi now runs NBA Africa, "Visit Rwanda" is slapped on the Los Angeles Clippers, and Kagame does the All-Star Game networking circuit while his army and proxy militias displace hundreds of thousands back home.

NBA deputy commissioner Mark Tatum has been insisting they just "follow the lead of the US government" on where to do business. The second that same government made the RDF legally radioactive, the league suddenly discovered that maybe the general’s team shouldn’t be in their feel-good Africa expansion project. For now, the NBA is technically in compliance, still happily partnered with the dictatorship itself, just not the bits of it Treasury has highlighted in red. The message: war crimes are bad, but if you move the logo from the army to the pension fund, we can still run the playoffs in Kigali and call it development.

Source: theguardian.com

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authoritarian-in-chief RSVPs to free press cosplay gala

A tuxedoed Trump addresses the room, bravely enduring the nation’s most savage punishment for attacking the free press: a rubber chicken dinner and a few jokes everyone’s too scared to tell.

A tuxedoed Trump addresses the room, bravely enduring the nation’s most savage punishment for attacking the free press: a rubber chicken dinner and a few jokes everyone’s too scared to tell.

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is supposed to be a goofy little ritual where the press and the president pretend to like each other for one night before going back to the normal level of mutual contempt. Under Trump 2.0, we’ve upgraded from "mutual contempt" to state-backed harassment campaign, and the press is still ironing their tuxes like this is all perfectly fine. Over the past year, Trump has called a female Bloomberg reporter "piggy", labeled coverage of the war in Iran "almost treasonous", tried to claw back funding for NPR and PBS, demanded that disfavored TV networks lose their broadcast licenses, threatened to jail reporters who won’t burn sources, and unleashed his lawyers on CNN, the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the BBC for the crime of reporting on his Iran bombing campaign. That’s before you get to the FBI actually raiding a reporter’s home for the first time in modern history and launching an "investigation" into a New York Times reporter for "stalking" right after she wrote something unflattering about FBI director Kash Patel’s girlfriend. Totally normal democracy stuff. Meanwhile, Trump’s Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is out here comparing reporters to biblical Pharisees and methodically stripping Pentagon access from defense reporters, then mocking the outlets he’s shut out. Journalism professor Frank Sesno politely points out that this is "breathtakingly bold and dangerous" and that pretending none of this happened while clinking champagne flutes with the guy is insane. A group of former journalists even sends a letter begging the White House Correspondents’ Association to do something more forceful than issuing a strongly worded canapé. The WHCA’s response? A solemn statement about how the dinner "reinforces the importance of the First Amendment" and is a reminder of what a free press means, as they tiptoe around directly confronting the man who is actively trying to stomp that free press into the carpet. The organization insists its job is to maintain access, not act as a watchdog – which is an elegant way of saying: we’ll be toasting press freedom in front of the president who’s raiding reporters’ homes, but please don’t expect us to mention that awkward little detail on stage. America turns 250, and the fourth estate celebrates by treating authoritarian press repression as a vibe issue, not a crisis.
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