The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 793 entries and counting.
congress speedruns oligarchy in one fiscal year

The Republican Congress, seen here proudly autographing a trillion-dollar Pentagon budget and a mass deportation fund, pauses briefly to insist this is all about freedom and fiscal discipline.
The Republican Congress celebrated Trump’s second term by doing what it does best: shoveling money to the rich, militarizing everything that moves, and rewriting the rules to make sure nobody can stop them next time. Trump’s “big, beautiful” tax bill is now permanent, because nothing says fiscal responsibility like locking in a $4.5 trillion tax cut that disproportionately benefits the highest earners while everyone else gets the patriotic honor of paying for it later.
But wait, there’s more: the bill rockets the Pentagon over the $1 trillion mark and tosses in $170 billion to supercharge ICE raids and mass deportations, turning immigration policy into a federally funded terror campaign. To help pay for this, they took a chainsaw to Medicaid and clean energy funding—because if there’s one thing Republicans hate more than poor people getting health care, it’s the planet not being on fire.
Meanwhile, Congress went on a deregulation bender, using the Congressional Review Act like a legislative wood chipper to shred 22 Biden-era rules on everything from consumer protection to cybersecurity. Then Senate Republicans decided minority rights were cute but inconvenient, nuking rules to ram through Trump nominees in giant en-bloc batches and creatively redefining what 51 votes can do. In other words, they’re not just passing laws—they’re rebuilding the system so the next round of looting and authoritarian cosplay is even easier.
Source: nbcnews.com
zelensky says relationship with trump has 'evolved,' translation: shouting to politely pretending putin is nice
Zelensky stands next to Trump at a press conference, trying to sell "peace" while mentally speed-running contingencies for when the guy next to him decides Putin just wants everyone to succeed and maybe own eastern Ukraine forever.
Source: thehill.com
mar-a-lago peace summit: disarm or 'hell to pay,' occupation optional

Vigil for Ran Gvili’s remains, which Netanyahu is now treating as a human shield for indefinite occupation while Trump nods along from the dessert course at Mar-a-Lago.
Source: theguardian.com
stable genius wants to sue the fed for hurting his feelings

Trump explains monetary policy to Jerome Powell by threatening to fire him and bragging about his $400 million inauguration ballroom.
Donald Trump, standing next to Benjamin Netanyahu like it’s an Axis of Impunity reunion tour, used a press conference to call Fed chair Jerome Powell a “fool” and muse about firing him and suing him for “gross incompetence” – because nothing says independent central bank like the president threatening to can the guy who won’t juice the economy hard enough for your re‑election party. He again lied about the cost of the Federal Reserve’s building renovation, nearly doubling the real $2.5bn figure to $4.1bn, then declared it “the highest price in the history of construction,” which is an interesting take from a man whose own businesses have specialized in overbilling, underdelivering, and occasionally not existing.
Trump also forgot to mention the tiny detail that he was the one who first appointed Powell in 2018, instead blaming Biden for reappointing “a fool” – a convenient bout of amnesia from the self-proclaimed hiring genius whose administration was basically a revolving door of future defendants. He then contrasted the Fed project with his own “magnificent, big, beautiful ballroom” replacing the demolished East Wing, bragging that it’s “under budget and ahead of schedule” before immediately admitting the cost has jumped from $200m to $400m. In other words: Powell is incompetent because his numbers are real; Trump is a visionary because his numbers are made up on the fly.
Having now decided the new ballroom will host the inauguration, Trump blamed the doubled price on “all bullet-proof glass” and a “drone-free roof,” as if the Fed’s problem is not inflation but insufficient gold plating. Meanwhile, he keeps dangling the idea that he “might still” fire Powell and is openly salivating over picking the next Fed chair in January – presumably someone willing to run monetary policy off a Truth Social poll. But sure, tell us more about how the real threat to democracy is technocrats quietly trying to keep the economy from turning into a meme stock.
Source: theguardian.com
trump cuts $11bn from aid, tosses $2bn back and calls it reform

A family in a makeshift Gaza tent, thoughtfully excluded from Trump’s new, more ‘efficient’ model of who deserves to eat.
Under the new setup, the UN's humanitarian office gets to manage the money, but the US gets to decide which countries are "priority" enough to be saved this year. Yemen, Afghanistan, and Gaza — all places with catastrophic humanitarian crises — are not on that priority list. But don’t worry, says UN aid chief Tom Fletcher, they'll go around with a begging bowl to other donors for those inconvenient wars and blockades.
State Department under secretary Jeremy Lewin cheerfully explains that these are just the places "where our interests overlap" and that more countries might get help later, if more money magically appears. Gaza, where people are literally living in tents and aid agencies are screaming about shortages, is being kicked to a "separate track" with a vague promise of phase-two funding and "additional donors" that may or may not exist. Because nothing says neutral and impartial humanitarian action like Washington carving the world into politically acceptable and unacceptable famines.
And just to round it out, the administration proudly notes it is cutting climate-related and other non-priority projects, while the UN slashes its global appeal from $47bn to $23bn because donor governments — led by the US and friends — decided tanks and missiles are a better investment than keeping millions of people alive. But sure, "millions of lives will be saved across 17 countries" — after Trump personally helped turn off the tap for everyone else.
Source: theguardian.com
state tv auditions go badly, trump sues anyway

Trump glares at a bank of TV screens while billionaires fight over the remote, and somewhere in the corner a lone Guardian reporter is holding up a tip jar labeled “actual journalism.”
US media in the Trump era is apparently a group project between angry billionaires and a vengeful president, and somehow the only ones not invited are readers and the truth. While Murdochs, Bezos, Soon‑Shiong, and the very Trump‑friendly Ellison clan play Monopoly with newsrooms, they helpfully “guide” coverage so it aligns with their pet projects, personal feuds, and investment portfolios. Because nothing says “independent press” like your boss’s hobbyhorse turning into the editorial line.
On the other side, Trump is running his own quality-control department, where “quality” means “does it flatter me.” He’s using frivolous defamation suits and weaponized regulatory agencies to squeeze outlets that offend his delicate feelings: a giant settlement out of CBS over a banal Kamala Harris edit, a lawsuit against the New York Times for being mean in print, and an FCC chair threatening ABC’s broadcast license over a comedian’s joke. In other words, it’s not censorship if you just bankrupt or de-license everyone who laughs at you.
Under pressure from both their billionaire owners and Trump’s retribution machine, big outlets are dialing everything down to legally vetted mush—soft-pedaled coverage, hedged language, and opinion sections that read like hostage notes to shareholders and the White House. The result: worse journalism at the exact moment the country needs better. But don’t worry, The Guardian would like you to know that they don’t have a billionaire owner, they’re not pulling punches, and they answer to readers instead of oligarchs or the guy threatening broadcast licenses. Also, please click the big donate button to help fund this rare, non-captured corner of the press.
Source: theguardian.com
the ryder coup: turning golf into a trump loyalty pageant

Donald Trump fist-bumps Bryson DeChambeau at the Ryder Cup, celebrating their shared achievement of turning golf into a traveling MAGA personality cult with snipers, misogyny merch, and Secret Service apple warnings.
Source: theguardian.com
dems discover the internet, ten years after the coup

Democrats, circa 2025, staring at a TikTok ring light like it’s the Ark of the Covenant while the right’s propaganda Death Star orbits overhead.
Kyle Tharp, who launched his aptly named newsletter Chaotic Era just before Trump’s second inauguration, has been chronicling the scramble as Democrats rush onto TikTok, podcasts, and YouTube like it’s 2012 and not the part of the timeline where democracy is on fire. Suddenly, members of Congress and presidential hopefuls are flooding podcasts, begging liberal donors to fund a left-leaning media ecosystem, and discovering the radical concept of "creator marketing" — i.e., paying people who actually know how to talk to normal humans.
On the plus side, there’s now a "whole new bench" of progressive creators and partisan outlets trying to counter the MAGA content mill. On the minus side, the right has a 10–20 year head start, a massive influencer bench, and a propaganda infrastructure that’s been softening the ground for authoritarianism since the Obama years. But sure, a few more podcast appearances and TikTok collabs will definitely fix the part where Trump is back in the White House threatening the rule of law on live TV.
Source: theguardian.com
history confirms: trump is more coffee stain than renaissance masterpiece

Trump gazes into the distance, presumably searching for the historic legacy that keeps stubbornly refusing to exist.
The piece skewers Trump’s self-mythology against the reality: a flailing "authoritarian, anti-European" national security strategy that trashes alliances, an economy wobbling under his tariff brainwaves, and a MAGA coalition already cracking as his approval sinks. In other words, he’s not the epoch-defining strongman he imagines so much as an unsightly smear on the canvas of history – the guy who tried to turn the US into Hungary with nukes and mostly managed to vandalize the institutions rather than fully replace them.
Yet even as Trump and his far-right pals push "civilisational erasure" nonsense and nationalist-populist snake oil, the article argues that the deeper continuity is democracy itself: still the preferred system, still outliving its would-be gravediggers. The cold war ended, then sort of didn’t; the Arab Spring rose and fell; 9/11 rewrote the rulebook mostly by shredding it. Trump slots neatly into that pattern as another overhyped "turning point" who will be remembered less as a transformative leader and more as the cautionary footnote: this is what happens when you let a reality TV landlord play at autocrat.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s ice gets absolutely owned by a frog costume

America 2025: heavily armed federal agents deploying chemical weapons against a balloon frog, but sure, tell us more about law and order.
Source: bbc.com
trump discovers democracy is inconvenient, demands off switch

Donald Trump, explaining that democracy would work much better if people would stop using rules to slow him down.
Trump insists that nuking the filibuster will prevent government shutdowns and magically deliver "great health care" and voter ID laws—totally coincidentally the same agenda that Democrats, independents, and a decent chunk of Republicans keep rejecting. Senators usually hesitate to kill the filibuster because they know power shifts and they don’t want to be steamrolled later; Trump’s view is that future consequences are someone else’s problem as long as he can rule by bare-majority decree right now.
He also unveiled his big 2026 midterm message: it’s all about "pricing", which he says is different from Democrats’ "affordability" even though, linguistically and economically, it isn’t. But sure, just relabel the same concept and call the other party’s word a "hoax" while claiming you’re cleaning up Biden’s economic mess—as new reports show inflation cooling and growth beating expectations. In other words, reality continues to be stubbornly uncooperative, so the plan is to change the rules, change the words, and hope no one notices they’re being asked to hand one man the keys to the entire legislative process.
Source: theguardian.com
trump kills usaid, gives fbi hoover’s ghost a hot desk

The soon-to-be-empty J Edgar Hoover building, about to be replaced by an even uglier concept: ignoring Congress and moving the FBI into the corpse of USAID.
So: Congress appropriated money for a new FBI HQ in Maryland, the Trump administration unilaterally scrapped those plans, Maryland is suing, and Patel is bragging on X about delivering a "safe, modern facility" at a "fraction of the cost" — because nothing says fiscal responsibility like ignoring appropriations law and turning a destroyed humanitarian aid agency into prime real estate for domestic intelligence. In other words, they killed USAID and handed its corpse to the FBI, then called it efficiency.
Patel insists this is all about "defending the homeland" and "crushing violent crime," which is an interesting way to describe stiffing a state out of a promised federal facility, overriding Congress, and quietly consolidating power in the capital. The Hoover building may be "the greatest monstrosity ever constructed," but at least it didn’t start as a development agency and end as a monument to killing democracy at a discount.
Source: theguardian.com
kennedy center rebrands as the donald j trump grievance palace

Richard Grenell, newly self-appointed guardian of patriotic jazz purity, explains why federal law, congressional intent, and artistic freedom must all yield to Donald Trump’s feelings.
Source: theguardian.com
alligator alcatraz: america’s favorite illegal swamp gulag

Nothing says ‘land of the free’ like families begging for basic due process outside a secretive swamp prison while the government insists everything is totally normal and very legal.
Source: theguardian.com
trump and musk team up to deport the fact-checkers

Thierry Breton, now learning that under Trump the punishment for annoying tech oligarchs is a State Department exile order.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in free speech: using the State Department to try to deport people who expose hate, lies, and extremism online. Imran Ahmed, head of the Center for Countering Digital Hate and a lawful DC resident with an American wife and infant daughter, was suddenly informed he faces removal from the US. His crime? Daring to hold social media and AI companies accountable, which so enraged Elon Musk that X tried—and failed—to sue his group, then apparently found a friendlier venue in Trump’s deportation machine.
Ahmed is one of five Europeans, including former EU commissioner Thierry Breton, slapped with visa bans for allegedly leading “organised efforts to coerce American platforms to censor…American viewpoints.” In other words: they pushed platforms to deal with hate speech, disinformation, and extremist content, so Trump’s people labeled that “censorship” and tried to throw them out of the country. A State Department official even bragged on X that if you “spend your career fomenting censorship of American speech, you’re unwelcome on American soil” — because nothing says robust marketplace of ideas like the government exiling critics at the request of billionaires.
A federal judge has temporarily blocked Ahmed’s detention or removal, but he spent Christmas separated from his family because, as he notes, others whose green cards were yanked in recent months have been arrested and shipped hundreds or thousands of miles away from their support networks. Meanwhile he calmly points out that this isn’t about partisan politics but about tech companies with “sociopathic greed” using their money and connections to corrupt the system so they can never be held accountable. Trump gets to cosplay as the defender of “American viewpoints,” Musk gets fewer pesky reports about rising racism and extremism on X, and anyone who documents the damage done by social media and AI learns that in Trump’s America, the algorithm doesn’t just shadowban you—it calls ICE.
Source: theguardian.com
trump trades 'you’re fired' for 'loyalty über alles'

Trump’s ‘fantastic’ cabinet, seen here competing to see who can praise the Dear Leader loudly enough to keep their job and their security detail.
Critics point out the obvious: this isn’t a cabinet, it’s a court. The only real qualification is personal devotion to Trump. As Brookings’ Bill Galston notes, it’s now loyalty über alles — if you’re a loud enough fighter for Trump, your actual performance is a rounding error. Tara Setmayer spells it out: the sycophancy is the point. Competence is optional; obedience is mandatory. The Senate, slightly less eager to jump off the cliff with him as his approval ratings crater, has made it harder to confirm new extremists, so Trump is stuck with the ones he’s got — which conveniently means he never has to admit a mistake or give the media the satisfaction of a firing.
Meanwhile, the real ‘personnel changes’ are happening out of sight. Trump has pushed millions of federal workers to quit, cleared out advisory councils, and let the justice department fire dozens of career prosecutors, including those connected to investigations involving him. In other words, he’s stopped firing cabinet-level loyalists and started quietly purging the people who actually enforce laws and provide independent oversight. Because nothing says “great job, Mr President” like dismantling the guardrails that might hold you accountable.
Source: theguardian.com
mar-a-lago accords: america’s freelance foreign policy shop

Zelenskyy prepares to discuss Ukraine’s survival at the world’s most corrupt country club, where international law goes to die between the shrimp tower and the putting green.
Source: theguardian.com
congress tries doing nothing and somehow manages to do less

Congress, seen here bravely guarding its constitutional powers by leaving the door unlocked and a note that says, "Do whatever, we’re on recess."
Source: npr.org
susie wiles discovers conscience, checks polling first

Susie Wiles gazes at Trump like a woman who just realized all her 11 taped interviews might not be enough to wash this off her résumé.
Susie Wiles, Trump’s chief of staff and newly christened "Susie Trump" (because nothing says healthy democracy like your top White House aide being absorbed into the family brand), has apparently decided that now is the perfect time to start whispering that the president has "an alcoholic’s personality" and a vindictive streak a mile wide. In a marathon 9,500-word Vanity Fair profile based on 11 on-the-record interviews, Wiles calls JD Vance a conspiracy theorist, labels Elon Musk an "odd, odd duck" while trashing his dismantling of USAID, and dishes on the rest of the regime like she’s doing exit interviews for a collapsing startup instead of an administration.
Wiles is publicly insisting she was the victim of a "hit piece" and "selective quoting", because of course the first woman White House chief of staff in this mess has to speedrun the "I enabled it, but with a raised eyebrow" defense. Meanwhile, veterans like Rick Wilson point out there is exactly "0.000 chance" that a hyper-seasoned operator did 11 taped interviews by accident. In other words, Susie is trying to negotiate a plea bargain with history: yes, she helped manage the revenge-obsessed, conspiracy-curious, USAID-dismantling White House, but she got the joke, you see, so she’s not one of the bad authoritarians.
The whole thing offers a neat little window into Trump’s court: a vengeful president, a Q-pilled vice-president, a billionaire wrecking US foreign aid for funsies, and a chief of staff who wants credit both for keeping the machine humming and for quietly recognizing that the machine is a meat grinder for democracy. But sure, she’s "not an enabler"—she just schedules the enabling, staffs the enabling, and calls reporters to make sure history understands she found the enabling a bit gauche.
Source: theguardian.com
turns out yelling in the streets actually works, which is awkward for king donald

Crowds at the Women’s March proving that contrary to White House belief, ‘real Americans’ do in fact own shoes, read books, and vote you out later.
Historians and political scientists have delivered some terrible news for Donald Trump and his friends in the "presidents should be kings now" caucus: mass protests work. From emancipation to civil rights to marriage equality, people taking to the streets has repeatedly forced the US government to stop being quite so openly terrible. In Trump’s America, that started with the 2017 Women’s March – the largest single-day protest in US history – which did more than generate pink-hat selfies. It helped trigger an explosion of women running for office and a measurable shift in votes toward Democrats in the 2018 midterms. In other words, a bunch of women showed up with signs and proceeded to rearrange Congress, which is presumably not what the Access Hollywood Administration had in mind.
The research is annoyingly clear: when lots of people protest, elections move. Counties with bigger Women’s March turnouts saw higher support for Democrats and more votes for women and candidates of color; Tea Party protests did the same for Republicans in 2010, proving that public rage is a bipartisan force multiplier. One study even notes that adding one more protester does more for a cause than adding one more voter – because nothing says "functional democracy" like having to stand in the cold with a cardboard sign just to get basic rights. And looming over Trump’s second-term fantasy of hereditary rule is the famous 3.5% rule: if roughly 3.5% of the population mobilizes against a regime, it tends to fall. With the new "No Kings" protests drawing historic crowds, the message is clear: you can pack the courts, gut the agencies, and flirt with autocracy all you want – but if a few million people decide they’re done with your cosplay monarchy, the streets start doing what the institutions won’t.
Source: theguardian.com