The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1106 entries and counting.
aileen cannon, chief archivist of the trump crime files

Judge Aileen Cannon, bravely protecting America from the grave threat of knowing what Donald Trump did with the classified files in his ballroom bathroom.
U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon — the Mar-a-Lago HOA’s favorite federal employee — has now formally declared that the American public is not allowed to see what former Special Counsel Jack Smith dug up about Donald Trump hoarding classified documents in his country club bathroom. Cannon blocked the release of Smith’s report, arguing it can’t leave the Justice Department because, according to her, Smith’s appointment was unlawful and the AG’s internal deliberations are just too delicate for democracy.
Recall that Cannon already tossed the entire classified documents case in 2024 by deciding that the special counsel role suddenly violated the Constitution once it inconvenienced the guy who gave her the robe. An appeals court had previously smacked her down for “improperly” grabbing jurisdiction in the Mar-a-Lago search, but she’s back at it, now using a protective order to keep discovery materials — and the report built on them — locked away from both the public and Congress. Transparency is for losers; Trump gets judicial non-disclosure agreements.
Smith told lawmakers in a closed-door session that his team had “powerful evidence” Trump willfully kept highly classified documents after leaving office, stashing them among the golf tees and wedding centerpieces, and then repeatedly tried to obstruct justice when the FBI came calling. So naturally, Cannon ruled that it’s “not customary” to release a report with all that evidence after a case is dismissed — a dismissal she engineered by declaring the prosecutor himself illegitimate. It’s a neat little circle: Trump gets his judge, the judge kills the case, then uses the dead body as proof that no autopsy is allowed.
For extra protection, Cannon had already barred DOJ from even sending the report to select members of Congress in January 2025, just as Trump was sliding back into the Oval Office. The result: a sitting president accused of willfully retaining classified documents and obstructing justice, shielded from public scrutiny by a judge whose opinions are “extraordinarily deferential” to him. Checks and balances have been replaced by one simple standard: if it hurts Trump, it’s unconstitutional.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump fires the cop, the cop runs for congress

David Sundberg, seen here applying for a new job after Trump decided the FBI should only employ people who think the rule of law is optional.
Trump’s second-term FBI purge is apparently the gift that keeps on giving. David Sundberg, the former head of the FBI’s Washington field office who was dumped just days after Trump retook office, is now running for Congress in Maryland. His alleged crime? Doing his job and not letting MAGA politics rewrite federal investigations like they’re Truth Social posts.
Sundberg’s platform is basically: remember the Constitution? He says he was forced out for refusing to let politics corrupt justice, and now he’s running because he believes in the rule of law, not the rule of one man. Bold concept in 2026. He’s also calling out the White House for weaponizing the DOJ to go after Trump’s enemies list — James Comey, Letitia James, John Bolton — while using the National Guard as a domestic intimidation squad. You know, the kind of stuff we used to point at in other countries and call authoritarian.
This is the guy who ran the Jan. 6 investigation, the pipe bomb probe, counterterrorism, SWAT, hostage rescue — basically the sort of résumé you’d want in government if you weren’t trying to turn it into a personal protection racket for Donald J. Trump. Now he’s trying to get into Congress to make it a co-equal branch of government again, which is a polite way of saying: maybe the legislature should stop acting like Trump’s HOA board and start acting like it read Article I.
Meanwhile, the race to replace Steny Hoyer features a retiring party leader’s chosen successor, a former Capitol Police officer who faced the mob Trump unleashed, and now the FBI official Trump fired after he investigated that same mob. The 5th District ballot is starting to look less like a primary and more like a support group for people who’ve personally experienced what happens when you let an aspiring autocrat treat federal power like a family business.
Source: nbcnews.com
fbi director now available for beer league celebrations

US captain Auston Matthews, seen here wondering if accepting a free ride on Air Obstruction of Justice with the FBI director on beer detail is really worth missing NHL practice.
Source: theguardian.com
california prepares to rip trump’s head off, metaphor strictly optional

Adam Schiff, moments before promising that the California grizzly will handle what the Justice Department apparently won’t.
Adam Schiff helpfully updated the state flag’s grizzly bear into an explicit warning label, promising that when you poke the bear, it “rips your fucking head off” – which, given Trump’s habit of sending troops into Los Angeles and turning ICE into his personal goon squad, sounds less like rhetoric and more like a public safety announcement. California Democrats spent the weekend bragging about Proposition 50, their redistricting counterstrike to GOP gerrymandering in Texas, while casting the state as both blueprint and barricade against an administration that treats the Constitution like a suggestion and blue states like enemy territory.
In the resistance talent show, Gavin Newsom’s all-caps trolling has made him the would-be presidential frontrunner of the “I learned to tweet from Trump, but for good” school, while Adam Schiff and Robert Garcia work the accountability angle by digging into Trump-world corruption and the Epstein files. The whole scene is a reminder that when a president turns federal power into a retribution machine and sends troops into cities he doesn’t like, you don’t just get policy debates – you get a state-sized opposition party openly talking about a reckoning. Trump calls California a liberal hellscape; California seems increasingly interested in returning the favor, with subpoenas.
Source: theguardian.com
america to world: good luck out there lol

Global order, as curated by Donald Trump: a world map broken into puzzle pieces and then kicked under the couch.
European leaders, suddenly realizing the arsonist is also the former fire chief, are scrambling. Germany’s Friedrich Merz warns that the rules-based international order is being "destroyed" and that America’s leadership is "perhaps already lost", which is a polite diplomatic way of saying: the guy with the nuclear codes thinks NATO is a gym membership he can cancel. Macron, Starmer and friends are now talking about building up "hard power" and preparing to fight, because nothing says "trusted ally" like having to rearm in case your security guarantor has a tantrum.
The fantasy fix is a "third path": a new liberal, multilateral order that somehow stands up to both Trump’s America and China. Experts like Jorge Castañeda politely label this as "not viable", which translates to: nobody has the money, cohesion, or courage to decouple from Washington’s whims. Instead, the world is drifting into a chaotic marketplace of ad-hoc deals, flimsy coalitions, and hedging strategies – a kind of diplomatic gig economy where everyone’s main foreign policy objective is surviving the next American mood swing. Looming over it all: the prospect of a US that’s not just unreliable, but openly aggressive, weaponizing every tool it built after 1945 and then smashing the toolbox for good measure.
So the grand legacy of Trump’s foreign policy appears to be this: after decades of imperfect but functional global governance, the planet now gets a vibes-based security architecture held together with press conferences, side deals, and the hope that the world’s loudest reality TV star doesn’t wake up tomorrow and decide Article 5 is "for losers".
Source: theguardian.com
president demands netflix fire democrat or 'face consequences', democracy shrugs

Trump, fresh off promising to stay out of the Netflix–Warner Bros deal, explaining how he’ll totally stay out of it unless they fire the Democrat he’s mad at this week.
Having literally promised a few weeks ago to stay out of the Netflix–Paramount Skydance fight over WBD, Trump has of course done the opposite, using his platform to blast Rice as a "political hack" with "no talent or skills" while amplifying Laura Loomer calling Netflix and Rice "anti-American" for the crime of saying that companies who enable Trumpism might one day be held accountable. So the president is now threatening a private corporation’s governance decisions in the middle of a massive merger review because he doesn’t like a Democrat on the board. Regulatory independence? Antitrust integrity? Adorable concepts from a bygone republic.
While Larry Ellison waves around a $40bn personal guarantee like a Bond villain with a cloud-computing hobby, Trump is busy turning federal approval of a $108bn media deal into his own loyalty test. If Netflix keeps Rice, it risks "consequences" from the same government that decides whether it gets to own Warner Bros, HBO, and about half the streaming market. If it caves, it proves that corporate America understands the new rules: cross Dear Leader and your business model gets it. Who needs authoritarian state TV when you can just threaten the platforms until they staff their boards to your liking?
Source: theguardian.com
trump discovers you can rig democracy without bothering to steal ballots

Behold: the House of Representatives, where the real contest isn’t elections, it’s who can draw the most creatively rigged squiggles on a map.
Instead of elections, we now have a national cartography contest where politicians use precision software to carve the country into safe little fiefdoms, then call it representation. Experts say just 18 of 435 House races are true toss-ups, and even if you generously add the “lean” races, fewer than 10% of seats are actually in play. The rest will be decided in low-turnout primaries dominated by the most extreme partisans, producing what one analyst calls the least accountable Congress of our lifetimes. So no, your vote in November probably doesn’t matter much—but Trump’s mid-decade map-tweaking sure did.
Source: npr.org
project 2025: the fascist fanfic now running the country

Trump, wearing the world’s loudest hat, explains he’s never heard of Project 2025 while accidentally implementing chapter 7 on live TV.
Source: bbc.com
trump wants his own arch of triumph, veterans sue to keep arlington from becoming mar-a-mausoleum

Memorial Circle, currently a solemn historic vista, shown here before the proposed addition of a 250-foot presidential ego obelisk in arch form.
The suit names Trump, senior White House officials, and the National Park Service, accusing them of steamrolling multiple federal laws: the Commemorative Works Act (you’re supposed to get Congress’ approval before erecting mega-monuments on federal land), the National Environmental Policy Act, and the National Historic Preservation Act. Translation: you can’t just wake up, point at Memorial Circle, and say "build my arch there" because you saw something cool in Paris once. Meanwhile, the White House is out here insisting this will "enhance the visitor experience" and "give the greatest Nation on earth America the glory it deserves"—which is a very long way of saying Trump wants a giant patriotic selfie frame next to Arlington National Cemetery.
No one at the White House or NPS bothered to respond to NPR, presumably because they were busy measuring how tall a monument has to be for Trump to see it from his motorcade. This legal fight also comes on the heels of another lawsuit over Trump’s plan to replace the White House East Wing with a privately funded ballroom, because apparently every historic site in Washington now has to audition as a backdrop for his next fundraiser. The 250th anniversary of American independence was supposed to be about democracy and shared sacrifice; under Trump, it’s turning into a multi-year experiment in how far one man’s ego can stretch federal law, historic preservation rules, and basic decency before something finally snaps.
Source: npr.org
cia tradecraft now includes loyalty oaths

The CIA, seen here carefully separating intelligence analysis from politics by handing the red pen to Devin Nunes and Reince Priebus.
The CIA has announced it will retract or heavily edit 19 intelligence reports after a review by the President’s Intelligence Advisory Board — a body now stacked with Trump loyalists like Devin Nunes, Reince Priebus, Brad Wenstrup, and Katie Miller (yes, the Stephen Miller one). CIA Director and Trump appointee John Ratcliffe swears this is all about protecting the agency from bias, which is a bold claim from a crew that treats objective reality like a hostile foreign power.
The offending reports? Analyses on white supremacist women being radicalized, global contraceptive shortages harming economic development, and LGBT activists under pressure in the Middle East and North Africa. So the Trump-era standard for "tradecraft" appears to be: if it makes right-wing culture warriors uncomfortable, it clearly fails the analytic rigor test. The agency insists this purge is just about meeting "the President’s expectations" that the workforce remain independent of any agenda — by obeying his agenda.
Sen. Mark Warner politely called this what it is: politicization of intelligence. Sen. Tom Cotton, meanwhile, applauded the move, accusing Obama and Biden of mixing politics and intelligence, while cheering on a board of hyperpartisan Trump picks literally rewriting the historical record. The intelligence community is supposedly being rescued from bias by the same people who think climate change is a hoax and that the deep state lives under their bed. What could possibly go wrong when national security analysis is run through a MAGA vibes-check?
Source: nbcnews.com
trump doj rides to the rescue of america’s most endangered group: white kids in la

Pam Bondi’s Justice Department, bravely charging into Los Angeles to protect the most oppressed group in a 73% Latino district: white students who might have to share the concept of smaller class sizes.
Source: theguardian.com
cbs news brought to you by the trump–ellison ministry of information

Anderson Cooper walks away from 60 Minutes while CBS executives measure how far they can bend before Trump and Larry Ellison tell them to snap.
David Ellison runs Paramount Skydance, Larry Ellison signs the checks, and Trump’s pet FCC chair Brendan Carr stands by, ready to bless the deal if CBS proves it can play nice and tilt right. Bari Weiss, now reporting directly to Ellison, steers 60 Minutes into MAGA-curious waters, while a CBS producer resigns and flatly says the quiet part out loud: editorial independence is gone; everything is screened for ideological compliance. Colbert called CBS’s settlement of Trump’s frivolous lawsuit a “big, fat bribe,” and—what do you know—his contract suddenly vanished too.
This is what media scholars politely call “media capture” and what normal people might call “corporate fascism with better lighting.” The state doesn’t even need to censor anyone; Trump just growls, and billionaires like the Ellisons start pre-censoring their newsrooms to protect a multibillion-dollar merger. Journalism is supposed to serve the public, but under Trump’s America it’s being repurposed to serve yacht upgrades and presidential ego management. Democracy gets downgraded to a content vertical.
Source: theguardian.com
grandma goes to yellowstone, trump’s ice sends her to jail

Come for the national parks, stay for the indefinite detention by a giant, screaming Donald Trump with a badge and a quota spreadsheet.
Source: theguardian.com
trump doj to federal judges: nice statute you’ve got there, shame if we ignored it

Todd Blanche hits “send tweet” to fire a court-appointed U.S. attorney, proving once again that under Trump, constitutional law is just content for the feed.
Source: nbcnews.com
dhs forgets to mention it killed a us citizen during trump’s big immigration crackdown

DHS agents managing traffic, public safety, and the occasional undisclosed fatal shooting, all without the burden of telling the public what actually happened.
Source: theguardian.com
trump fails to cancel history, congress briefly remembers spine

Congress briefly pretends to value art and history, pauses Trump’s culture purge for one fiscal year only.
Congress, in a rare moment of wanting to look slightly less like an authoritarian book club, quietly restored funding in a January bill, keeping the IAIA and other targeted institutions alive. This didn’t happen because Republicans suddenly discovered the humanities, but because students, alumni, and advocates launched a relentless pressure campaign, writing letters, talking to the press, and explaining that maybe erasing Indigenous and minority culture from public life is bad. IAIA president Shelly C Lowe calls the funding a "relief"; the catch is that everyone now has to spend their time lobbying just to not be deleted from the federal budget every year like a line item in Trump’s ego spreadsheet.
So the Institute of American Indian Arts gets $13.5m to keep its doors open and continue proving that Indigenous art, culture, and economic impact are real. The trade-off is that they, and every other cultural institution Trump targeted, now live in a world where federal support for history and art is a recurring hostage situation. The good news: advocacy worked. The bad news: they’ll have to keep fighting, because the president still wants the National Endowment for the Arts and Humanities to go the way of his attention span.
Source: theguardian.com
supreme court discovers spine, gently removes trump’s tariff bat

The U.S. Supreme Court, briefly moonlighting as a co-equal branch of government instead of Trump’s emergency rubber stamp.
The Supreme Court has finally looked at Trump’s "everything is an emergency if I say so" tariff regime and decided: actually, no, the president does not get to run the global economy like a casino he’s already bankrupted. In a 6-3 opinion written by Chief Justice John Roberts, the Court ruled that Trump’s use of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) to slap massive, wildly fluctuating tariffs on imports is unconstitutional. That’s Trump’s signature economic policy, vaporized — and not even on the shadow docket this time.
Trump had jacked tariffs to at least 10% on most imports, up to 145% for China, and 25–35% on supposed "allies" like Canada and Mexico, because nothing says strategic genius like declaring trade war on maple syrup. Businesses, somehow unthrilled by having their supply chains tied to the president’s mood ring, sued, arguing he’d blown past his legal authority. After years of rubber-stamping Trump’s power grabs on the emergency docket, the justices finally took a real case, did full briefing, and told him no. Roberts plus five others sided with the Constitution; Thomas, Alito, and Kavanaugh dissented, presumably from an alternate universe where "emergency powers" means "whatever the guy with the loudest rally crowd wants."
The upshot: Trump’s trade policy — a chaotic protectionist cosplay justified by perpetual "emergency" — just hit a constitutional wall. The Court, which has spent years enabling his authoritarian cosplay, has now drawn at least one line: you don’t get to rewrite global trade law by executive order and call it Tuesday. Whether this slows the broader project of turning emergency powers into a permanent presidential cheat code is unclear, but for today, the imperial presidency took a rare loss.
Source: npr.org
federal judge to white house: stop running an immigration terror cell

ICE and Border Patrol agents stand around looking for the nearest constitutional right to ignore while the White House speed-runs the "authoritarian regime" checklist.
The administration, having been told in December that its mandatory detention scheme was illegal, responded with the maturity and restraint we’ve come to expect: it just kept doing it. Sykes ordered DHS to actually tell detainees they might be eligible for bond, and then – stay with me here – let them use a phone to call a lawyer within an hour. The government’s response was to wave around an immigration court ruling she has now tossed in the trash and to brag through DHS that the supreme court keeps "overruling" lower courts, as if "we break the law until our guys in robes rescue us" is a normal enforcement strategy.
While Trump’s people insist they’re targeting the "worst criminals", Sykes notes the obvious: most of the people they’re locking up for months without hearings don’t fit that description at all. More than 20,000 habeas petitions have been filed since Trump took office – a number you usually associate with failed states and war zones, not a country that prints "due process" on the brochure. Judges from Minnesota to New Jersey are now holding administration lawyers in contempt and demanding to know why court orders are treated as optional suggestions. Sykes spells it out: denying immigrants basic due process is shredding families, communities, and "the fabric of this very nation" – which, to be fair, appears to be exactly the point.
Source: theguardian.com
president with five deferments calls injured olympian a 'real loser'

Gus Kenworthy, seen here doing actual athletic feats, as opposed to logging on to bully Olympians from a gold-plated couch.
Source: theguardian.com
dan crenshaw begs for trump’s love, gets ghosted anyway

Steve Toth, seen here auditioning for the role of ‘Most Obedient Backbencher,’ explains that Dan Crenshaw’s real crime was momentarily acknowledging who actually won the 2020 election.
Source: nbcnews.com