se250quincentennial: bread, circuses, and a blue reflecting pool

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, now apparently sponsored by Blue Gatorade and executive ego, awaits its 250th birthday cage match and fireworks world record attempt.
For America’s 250th birthday, Congress created America250 to plan nonpartisan events, and Donald Trump responded by creating his own shadow party-planning state, Freedom 250 — a "public-private partnership," which is Washington-speak for "we stapled a flag to a branding exercise and pointed it at the Treasury." While America250 does things like time capsules and concerts, Freedom 250 is busy turning the National Mall into a 16‑day state fair and the South Lawn into a UFC octagon, because nothing says "constitutional republic" like a cage fight outside the Oval Office scheduled to coincide with the president’s 80th birthday.
The music lineup is going great: once artists realized the fair was tied to Freedom 250 and the White House, a bunch of them bailed, prompting Trump to threaten on social media to cancel the whole thing and replace it with a giant MAGA rally. So the 250th anniversary of American independence is now held together by Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida, which feels less like a celebration of liberty and more like a county fair booked by a YouTube algorithm. Meanwhile, Freedom 250 hijacked the traditional National Park Service 4 July fireworks to stage an 860,000‑shell record attempt, because the only thing bigger than the explosions must be the president’s need for a Guinness entry.
Out in the rest of the country, America250 is trying to act like adults — Times Square ball drops in every time zone, a time capsule in Philadelphia, block parties in Milwaukee — while Trump focuses on "beautification" projects in DC that range from tacky to potentially illegal. Workers have started painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool blue, with Trump promising the paint will last "40 or 50 years" and fix leaks, which is exactly how you talk about a 620‑meter historic landmark when you think it’s a hotel fountain. A nonprofit has sued, arguing he blew past laws protecting historic sites, so the semiquincentennial now includes a side quest where the president tries to legally rebrand the nation’s most famous reflecting pool as the world’s classiest above‑ground swimming pool. Happy birthday, America — you made it 250 years, and your reward is a cage match and a can of Sherwin‑Williams.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
trump hosts 'the apprentice: successor edition'

JD Vance and Marco Rubio practice sitting obediently on a couch while awaiting further instructions from the guy who "studies" them like show ponies.
Trump went on the New York Post’s "Pod Force One" — because of course that’s the name — to publicly workshop his favorite parlor game: who gets to inherit the cult. He floated a JD Vance–Marco Rubio 2028 ticket, carefully refusing to say who should be on top, like a bored monarch teasing which courtier he’ll let hold the scepter when he’s done playing with it.
Rather than backing his own vice president as the obvious heir, Trump is keeping the endorsement as an open question, on purpose, repeatedly polling his hangers-on about whether they prefer Vance or Rubio. The result is a permanent loyalty audition where the sitting VP and Secretary of State are reduced to contestants scrambling for the golden MAGA rose.
Trump bragged that he “watches them all the time” and “studies them as they’re with each other,” which is a totally normal thing for a president to say about his would-be successors and not at all the language of a guy running a personality cult. He insists they’re “very talented” and “similar,” which tracks: both have completed the full spine-removal surgery required to go from Trump critic to Trump understudy. American democracy, meanwhile, is stuck as the background extra on Trump’s never-ending casting couch of power.
#killing-democracy#oligarchy
homebuilder heir put in charge of spying on the country, what could go wrong

Bill Pulte, freshly promoted from regulating mortgages to regulating who gets spied on, presumably checking if the Constitution has a demolition clause.
Trump has decided that the perfect person to run America’s spy agencies at a critical surveillance crossroads is… Bill Pulte, a homebuilding heir and housing finance bureaucrat whose main qualification is being a major donor and Trump loyalist. Intelligence background? None. Proven willingness to do "anything that President Trump wants, legal or otherwise" according to Sen. Mark Warner? Absolutely. Naturally, this surprise appointment lands just days before Congress has to decide whether to renew Section 702, the warrantless surveillance program that hoovers up foreign communications and plenty of Americans’ messages along the way.
Lawmakers were already trying to duct-tape together a fragile bipartisan deal to extend 702 through 2029 with a few cosmetic restraints. Then Trump tossed Pulte into the DNI chair, prompting Warner to admit his confidence in the deal "evaporated overnight" and warning that someone with "a history of misusing private information" is about to inherit one of the most powerful surveillance toys on Earth. Even Senate majority leader John Thune, who usually rolls over on command, is suddenly discovering the concept of "professionals" in top intelligence jobs and gently hinting that turning the DNI into a political hitman might be bad.
Pulte, for his part, comes with a fun little track record: at the Federal Housing Finance Agency he allegedly used his perch to launch unproven fraud accusations at Trump critics like Fed governor Lisa Cook, which Trump then tried to use as a pretext to kick her off the Fed board. Cook refused to go, and now the Supreme Court gets to decide how far the president can go in purging independent regulators who displease him. So Congress is being asked to hand a sweeping surveillance program to a man who already weaponized financial oversight against political enemies, while the courts simultaneously debate how much unchecked power Trump gets over independent institutions. Sure, what could possibly go sideways here.
To sweeten the pot, the "compromise" 702 renewal bill from Tom Cotton and Chuck Grassley tosses in a three-year ban on a Fed digital currency as a treat for the House conspiracy caucus, because when you’re rewriting national surveillance authorities, why not also legislate around whatever YouTube video the Freedom Caucus watched last week. The bottom line: Trump is trying to bolt a loyalist with no intel experience onto the top of the spy apparatus right as Congress decides whether that apparatus can keep vacuuming up everyone’s communications. It’s less "checks and balances" and more "hand the arsonist a bigger gas can".
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump civil-rights enforcement: now with 80% more thought-policing

Professor tries to defend his students’ rights; NYPD and the Trump-era civil-rights cosplay squad respond by turning the quad into a free-speech demolition zone.
Columbia University coughed up a $21m "antisemitism" fund to settle with Trump’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, which bravely reimagined Title VII as a tool for punishing exposure to "antisemitic or anti-Israeli protests" – because nothing says civil-rights enforcement like making political dissent a workplace hazard. The deal came bundled with a $200m fine and assorted loyalty-oath style measures to end a months-long standoff with the administration, after which everyone was supposed to clap for law and order and stop asking why the White House is micromanaging campus protest policy.
The punchline: a group of Jewish faculty are now filing claims to say yes, Columbia did create a hostile environment for Jews – by targeting and investigating Jewish pro-Palestinian professors, doxing them in official reports, misrepresenting their views as calls to abolish Israel, and helping sic mobs on them for being the wrong kind of Jew. They describe being spat on, followed, threatened, and disciplined, all while Columbia and Trump’s EEOC framed this as protecting Jewish safety. Turns out when you fuse donor panic, campus cowardice, and a Trump administration eager to "reinterpret" civil-rights law around its foreign-policy propaganda, you don’t get safety; you get a state-backed speech-policing machine that uses Jews as props and then shoves them under the bus the moment they refuse the script.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
pentagon hires january 6 guy to fight terrorism, what could go wrong

Future counter-terrorism expert auditions by assisting a terrorist attack on Congress, Pentagon apparently impressed by his résumé.
American democracy had another banner day: while California slowly counts its way through a governor’s race featuring Steve Hilton and two Democrats trying to remember what a functional party looks like, the real action is in Washington, where the Pentagon has apparently decided the best way to fight terrorism is to hire someone who joined a terrorist attack on Congress.
The Department of Defense tapped Elias Irizarry – who literally pleaded guilty for his role in the January 6 insurrection – for a sensitive counter-terrorism and irregular warfare team that handles highly classified operations. Because when you’re looking for someone to help safeguard the republic, why not pick the guy photographed in a red Maga cap helping a mob try to overturn an election? That’s not a conflict of interest, that’s just lived experience.
Joel Valdez, the acting Pentagon press secretary, gamely defended the appointment while lashing out at the Washington Post for the crime of reporting it, helpfully signaling that the real threat isn’t the insurrectionist inside the building, it’s the journalists outside it. The message from the Trump-era security state couldn’t be clearer: attempt to overthrow the government, and a few years later you too can help decide who counts as a terrorist. America’s counter-terrorism policy has officially become: if you can’t beat the extremists, put them on the payroll.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
trump wants his defense lawyer to run the doj permanently, because of course he does

Todd Blanche, currently Trump’s defense attorney and acting AG, practices the time‑honored Trump-era legal doctrine: if your client owns the Justice Department, is anything really a crime?
Donald Trump has apparently decided to cut out the middleman and just hand the Department of Justice to his personal criminal defense attorney. Asked on a podcast if acting attorney general Todd Blanche would become the permanent AG, Trump replied: “I think he will” – which is a fun way of saying why have an independent justice system when you can have your own guy in charge of the people trying to prosecute you?
Blanche, who has been defending Trump in his various legal escapades, is now being floated as the nation’s top law enforcement officer, because this administration’s concept of ethics is basically what if the mob movie was real. The president under indictment wants his lawyer running the prosecutors, and we’re all supposed to pretend this is just another normal Wednesday in American democracy.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
russ vought’s loyalty grants program

Russell Vought reviews a stack of grant applications to see which ones adequately cite the Federalist Papers, Lee Greenwood lyrics, and Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed.
The White House has quietly dropped a 400-page rulebook that turns every federal grant into a political loyalty test, because nothing says "small government" like Russell Vought personally sitting on top of the entire research and nonprofit ecosystem. Under the proposed OMB rules, all grants must "demonstrably advance the president’s policy priorities" and reflect "American values"—helpfully defined by Donald Trump, a man whose chief scientific achievement is not drinking bleach on camera. Peer review by subject-matter experts gets replaced by ideological sniff tests from political appointees who think "woke" is a budget line item.
Scientists are pointing out that letting political hacks cancel grants "at any time, for any reason" and banning funds for publishing, conferences, or collaboration is a great way to kneecap American science and hand the future to China on a silver platter. Meanwhile, OMB is formalizing the Musk-flavored DOGE chaos: interns reportedly ran Ctrl‑F on NIH grants for words like "equality", "diversity", "sex" and "gender identity" and just yanked the money. If you had the right political or business connections, you could get it back—which is less a research policy and more a protection racket with PowerPoints.
The proposal also bans using federal funds to support anything involving "disparate-impact" liability, because measuring whether policies disproportionately hurt people of color is apparently un-American now. Researchers would have to predict every conference they’ll attend over a five-year grant, foreign collaboration is throttled, and OMB—not the agencies with actual expertise—locks in binding rules by October. As one scientist notes, the new system looks less like a democracy funding open inquiry and more like Soviet central planning, except with fewer five-year plans and more culture-war podcasts. Academic freedom, meet the loyalty oath.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump cures the deep state by giving it ptsd

Trump-era officials explain that illegally firing thousands of civil servants is just ‘draining the swamp,’ while the swamp’s actual wildlife and scientists quietly leave the country.
The Trump administration’s war on the so‑called “deep state” has reached its logical conclusion: federal workers are reporting PTSD-like symptoms from being illegally fired, while the people who did it are still cashing government paychecks. A new survey of more than 300 probationary employees tossed overboard during Trump’s second term found 95% have ongoing mental health issues, nearly half report PTSD‑like symptoms, and a quarter are now on new medications. You’d think that might give the White House pause, but the only thing they’re pausing is email replies: the Office of Personnel Management simply stopped responding to questions like a teenager ignoring their report card.
A federal judge already ruled these mass terminations unlawful, but conveniently declined to order reinstatement, openly worrying that the supreme court would just swoop in and rescue Trump’s purge. So the precedent is set: presidents can break the law, terrorize career staff, and the courts will issue a strongly worded shrug. Meanwhile, architect of this genius plan Russell Vought was out here privately admitting the goal: “We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected.” Stellar governing philosophy—less ‘public service,’ more ‘psychological warfare against your own workforce.’
The human fallout is exactly what you’d expect from a regime that treats scientists and rangers as enemy combatants. One in five fired workers is still unemployed; nearly half of those who found new jobs are earning significantly less. Trump brags they’re getting “twice as much money, three times as much money,” while the data says they’re getting pay cuts, anxiety, and a crash course in how fragile civil service protections really are. More than 10,000 PhD‑level experts have fled the country since Trump’s second term began, because nothing says ‘America First’ like driving your scientists to the UK while species go extinct and taxpayer‑funded projects rot in bureaucratic limbo.
What’s left is a gutted federal workforce, a traumatized class of ex‑public servants, and a template for future presidents who’d like to swap neutral expertise for obedient loyalists. The message is clear: devote your career to serving the public, and this government might reward you with unemployment, PTSD, and a cautionary tale about how easy it is for one administration to steal not just your job, but the functioning of the state itself. Democracy doesn’t die in darkness; it dies in mass termination memos and carefully calibrated indifference.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#forever-grifting
white house discovers poverty is a mindset issue

Kevin Hassett bravely explains that if you can’t afford groceries, you’re just not appreciating how optimistic your suffering really is.
Trump’s chief economic adviser Kevin Hassett went on Fox News to unveil the bold new White House economic theory: if you’re maxing out your credit cards on groceries and gas, that’s not desperation, that’s confidence. Americans watching their paychecks dissolve at the supermarket are, according to Hassett, just expressing deep optimism about the future, like a nation of involuntary venture capitalists betting big on eggs and rent.
To explain away the University of Michigan consumer sentiment index dropping to its lowest level since 1952, Hassett helpfully announced that the survey has “nothing to do with the economy” and is merely a place for Democrats to be mean to Donald Trump. The fact that people across parties are miserable about prices is, inconveniently, in the data – so the solution is to declare the data fake and blame vibes. Classic Trump-era science: when reality conflicts with the narrative, fire reality.
Trump, for his part, has streamlined the administration’s messaging by admitting he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation – or, as he added, “I don’t think about anybody.” Meanwhile Secretary of State Marco Rubio, already auditioning for 2028, tells Americans to feel “very fortunate” as fuel prices soar, like a landlord explaining that your rent hike is actually a growth opportunity. The ruling class sets your money on fire, then insists the smell of burning cash is the aroma of prosperity. Groceries may be unaffordable, but at least you’re getting a masterclass in authoritarian gaslighting for free.
#killing-democracy#full-stupid
ashley hinson wins primary, rushes to thank the real senator from mar-a-lago

Ashley Hinson celebrates her primary win by thanking the man who thinks every Republican seat is just an off-site branch of Trump Organization, Legislative Division.
Ashley Hinson, having just been projected the GOP Senate primary winner in Iowa, used her big democracy moment to thank... Donald Trump, naturally. Voters showed up, ballots were cast, numbers were tallied, and the first person she credits is the twice‑impeached, multiply indicted coup enthusiast who still functions as the Republican Party’s HR department.
This is where we are: every Republican primary night now doubles as a loyalty pledge ceremony. The message isn’t subtle—policy, governance, constituents all take a back seat to flattering the man who tried to overturn an election and still demands fealty as the price of admission to higher office. The Senate campaign is ostensibly about representing Iowa, but the first audience is Mar‑a‑Lago, and the first job requirement is public gratitude to Dear Leader.
It’s not illegal, it’s just the slow, grinding normalization of a party where the ballot box matters less than the blessing of one chronically online Florida retiree. Representative democracy is technically still here; it’s just been rebranded as a fan club.
#killing-democracy#fascism
montana’s senate seat, now available by personal referral only

Steve Daines hands Kurt Alme a Senate bid like he’s passing along the company car keys, while Trump signs off from the Mar-a-Lago HR department.
Montana Republicans have discovered an exciting new form of democracy: senate by handoff. Retiring Sen. Steve Daines waited until minutes before the filing deadline to yank his own name off the ballot and slot in his handpicked successor, former U.S. Attorney Kurt Alme. Then he ran to Semafor to explain that this totally normal, extremely transparent maneuver was just to avoid an expensive race and keep Democrats from noticing there might be an election happening.
Trump, naturally, endorsed Alme "based on Steve’s strongest recommendation," because nothing screams populism like a Senate seat changing hands via personal reference from the party boss to the guy in Mar-a-Lago. Some Montana Republicans are mildly upset that this closed‑door shuffle "deprived other potential candidates" of a chance to run, but don’t worry, the important thing is the donors are spared the horror of a competitive primary and voters get to pretend this was their choice all along.
Meanwhile, the most interesting threat to Alme isn’t a Democrat but Seth Bodnar, a well‑funded independent former Green Beret and university president promising not to caucus with either party and reminding Montanans that the government has "no business in your bedroom, your doctor’s office, or your gun cabinet." So the fall matchup may be less "red vs. blue" and more "Trump‑blessed party machine vs. guy who didn’t need a secret filing‑deadline heist to get on the ballot." Democracy: still technically present, now with 30% more gatekeeping.
#killing-democracy#oligarchy
trump slaps 25% tariffs on brazil to protect fragile bolsonaro feelings

Trump grins in the Oval Office with the Bolsonaros, helpfully illustrating why US trade policy now comes with a family loyalty punch card.
The Trump administration is proposing another round of tariffs on Brazil — 25% this time — despite the awkward little detail that the US actually runs a hefty trade surplus with Brazil. The official line is that Brazil’s trade practices are "unreasonable" and "burden or restrict US commerce". The unofficial line is written in crayon: Jair Bolsonaro is in legal trouble at home for trying to overturn his 2022 election loss, and Donald Trump is once again using US trade policy as a loyalty rewards program for failed coup enthusiasts.
Lula, who has the misfortune of being both Brazil’s president and not a fascist, points out that the whole thing seems suspiciously tied to the Bolsonaros’ little family lobbying trip to Washington. While the US Trade Representative talks about "constructive" meetings and "substantial differences," Trump is busy posting Oval Office glamour shots with Bolsonaro’s sons — the same guys Lula calls "traitors" for asking a foreign power to meddle in Brazil’s internal politics. Democracy promotion, Trump-style: sanction the country that prosecutes an attempted coup, reward the guys who helped try it.
After the Supreme Court already ruled in February that Trump overstepped his authority by abusing the International Emergency Economic Powers Act for his last tariff joyride, the administration has simply pivoted to Section 301 of the Trade Act like a tax-collecting hydra. The goal now: slap Brazil with new tariffs under a legally sturdier pretext and use them to backfill the revenue hole created when the Court told him, again, that the presidency is not a monarchy. Bonus farce: US data shows a $14bn goods surplus and an even bigger services surplus with Brazil, but the White House is pretending it’s under siege by Brazilian soybeans.
So we end up with US foreign economic policy being driven by three forces: Trump’s obsession with tariffs as a magic nationalist totem, Marco Rubio’s cartoon-villain hostility to Latin America, and the Bolsonaros’ attempt to launder their scandals in Washington. The administration calls it "trade enforcement"; everyone else can see it for what it is: a president using the US economy as a blunt instrument to help a foreign mini-Trump and punish a democratic government that had the audacity to prosecute a would-be autocrat.
#killing-democracy#trade-war#forever-grifting
nothing says 'free press' like maybe moving the dinner to trump’s old hotel

The White House press corps prepares to defend the First Amendment the traditional way: with rubber chicken, step-and-repeat photos, and a president treating an attempted shooting like a promo event for his old hotel.
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner, famously known as Nerd Prom and less famously as "that time Trump got evacuated from a shooting scene," has been rescheduled for 24 July. Trump has already RSVP’d, promising he might recycle his "rather nasty" material, but hey, it’ll be a "HOT" ticket, so who cares about the whole attempted-assassination thing. The Washington Hilton may be out due to its security layout, but Trump eagerly announced the new site as the Waldorf Astoria — a property his Trump Organization used to own, because of course the first instinct after gunfire is: real estate plug.
WHCA president Weijia Jiang told reporters that the event will be a more "intimate gathering" with "significantly enhanced safety measures" and new access procedures, which is a polite way of saying: fewer bodies, more metal detectors, and probably three background checks per canapé. She framed the rescheduled dinner as a First Amendment stand, insisting the free press won’t be intimidated into silence, especially in America’s 250th anniversary year, when the country celebrates all the freedoms it keeps almost getting shot for. Meanwhile, the alleged shooter has pleaded not guilty to attempting to assassinate the president, and Trump—who demanded the event be rescheduled within 30 days—missed his own deadline but not the chance to turn a brush with political violence into a marketing opportunity.
So the message going into July: violence has no place in American life, the free press will bravely show up in tuxes and ballgowns, and the president will be there to prove that not even gunfire can stop him from workshopping material and casually floating venues tied to his brand. Democracy may be wobbling, but the grift-adjacent gala circuit marches on.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
trump demands a 30‑day head start on skynet

Trump signs a "landmark" AI order while the Pentagon Googles "how do you update Windows securely."
The Trump White House has decided that if anyone is going to get early access to world-breaking AI models, it sure as hell better be the federal government that already can’t secure a PDF. Trump quietly signed an executive order asking companies like Anthropic, OpenAI, and Google to hand over their most powerful AI systems 30 days before they share them with other "trusted partners" — because nothing says "national security" like giving the Pentagon, Treasury, and CISA a first look at tools that can find catastrophic software vulnerabilities.
To reassure everyone this definitely won’t morph into an AI permission slip regime, the order explicitly bans mandatory licensing or pre-clearance. It’s all "voluntary collaboration" — just the government politely asking the companies whose entire regulatory fate it controls to let it poke around in their most dangerous models. Totally casual. Just pals sharing doomsday tech.
This comes after Anthropic’s Mythos Preview model demonstrated superhuman skill at uncovering critical vulnerabilities in the world’s most-used operating systems, which apparently convinced Scott Bessent and JD Vance that the real solution is to centralize early access to that capability inside the same government that routinely leaks classified material like it’s a hobby. Trump previously killed a stronger version of the order because it might hurt U.S. competitiveness with China, then turned around and signed this softer version — a perfect compromise where corporations keep the profits and the state gets the toys.
#killing-democracy#national-security#forever-grifting
america learns the president saw a doctor faster than voters saw the truth

Joe and Jill Biden walk offstage after the Trump debate, moments before doctors checked him out and months before anyone bothered to tell the voters what actually happened.
The Biden team originally claimed doctors examined him "days" after his catastrophic 2024 debate with Trump. Jill Biden now casually mentions on NPR that, actually, the doctors checked him moments after he left the stage because she thought he might be having a stroke. So the medical care was prompt; the truth, not so much.
Jill calls the performance "inexplicable," says she's never seen him like that before or since, and waves away staff accounts that it wasn't a one-off. Meanwhile, we find out Biden once planned to be a one-term president but changed his mind after everyone told him the midterms were good and he had to keep going — a bold strategy that delivered President Trump 2.0 and a Kamala Harris memoir subtitled "107 Days of Cleaning Up Other People's Choices."
So the public got a secretly immediate medical exam, a publicly delayed explanation, and a campaign run on "he's fine" right up until he wasn't a candidate anymore. American democracy remains a shining beacon where voters are informed of critical facts about their leaders' health on the traditional schedule: years later, in someone’s book tour.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
housing guy now runs spies too, what could go wrong

Bill Pulte, freshly promoted from regulating mortgages to regulating reality, prepares to refinance the intelligence community at an adjustable authoritarian rate.
Trump has decided that the perfect person to run America’s intelligence community is… the housing finance guy who moonlights as his personal vengeance concierge. Bill Pulte, currently running the Federal Housing Finance Agency and chairing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, will now also serve as acting director of national intelligence, because why have checks and balances when you can just stack every lever of power under one loyalist with a Truth Social fan club.
Pulte will keep all his existing jobs while overseeing the nation’s spies, presumably managing "the safety and soundness of the Markets" in between drafting criminal referrals against whoever annoyed Trump that week. This is the same Pulte who used his housing post to fire off baseless criminal referrals against New York AG Letitia James and Rep. Adam Schiff, turning a financial regulator into a political hit squad. Naturally, Trump is exploiting the "acting" loophole to bypass Senate confirmation, because nothing screams "healthy democracy" like quietly converting the DNI into a side hustle for a partisan attack dog already sitting on top of $10 trillion in government-backed mortgages.
Democrats have begged inspectors general to investigate Pulte’s habit of inventing mortgage fraud allegations against Trump enemies, and Eric Swalwell even sued him for "concoct[ing] fanciful allegations" before Swalwell imploded in his own scandal. Yet instead of being sidelined, Pulte is promoted to oversee U.S. intelligence. The message is crystal clear: if you turn your regulatory office into a weapon for Trump’s retribution fantasies, you don’t get punished — you get a bigger arsenal.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
turns out mass citizenship stripping is harder than screaming 'criminal aliens'

Artist’s rendering of the Trump DOJ trying to erase naturalized citizens with a very determined Sharpie and repeatedly losing in court.
The Trump administration promised a big, beautiful new era where naturalized Americans could lose their citizenship if Fox & Friends got bored. Reality, annoyingly, has laws. Despite months of chest‑thumping about "rooting out criminal aliens" and "warp speed" denaturalizations, NPR finds that DOJ has managed just 34 publicly announced cases, with 11 actual revocations. That’s less a mass purge and more a very angry HOA letter.
Officials like acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and America First Legal’s Gene Hamilton are out here solemnly insisting they’re just trying to "protect the integrity" and "value" of citizenship, as they aggressively market the idea that naturalized citizens are a different, more revocable species of American. Legal scholars point out the obvious problem: unlike the administration’s usual deportation dragnet, citizens—especially the naturalized ones Trumpworld keeps targeting—come with constitutional protections and due process, which really slows down the whole "strip their rights and toss them out" fantasy.
So instead of the promised conveyor belt of revoked passports, what we actually have is a smaller, legally constrained set of fraud-focused cases that nonetheless send a very loud message: if you weren’t born here, this White House wants you to know your status is conditional, your rights are negotiable, and your citizenship is a tool in their campaign talking points. The mass denaturalization machine isn’t fully operational yet, but the precedent—that some Americans are more American than others—is the real product they’re selling.
#killing-democracy#anti-immigration#lawlessness
trump’s anti-weaponization slush fund gets weapon-locked

The DOJ, carefully placing Trump’s ‘anti-weaponization’ fund on a high shelf labeled ‘temporarily illegal, check back after appeals.’
The Department of Justice has informed the world that it will, for the moment, pretend to follow a court order and pause President Trump’s so‑called “anti-weaponization” fund — a pot of money designed to protect Americans from the terrifying menace of prosecutors doing their jobs. NPR’s Leila Fadel asks Rep. Tom Suozzi to play the role of Responsible Adult and explain why the executive branch can’t just conjure up a political defense fund and call it constitutional.
This magical fund was pitched as a shield against the ‘weaponization’ of government, which is a very polite way of saying: money to sabotage investigations that might inconvenience Donald Trump and friends. Now a court has temporarily blocked it, and DOJ is publicly promising to obey, as though respecting judicial rulings is some bold new innovation rather than the bare minimum for a functioning democracy.
So we’re left with a White House trying to launder its personal legal paranoia through federal coffers, a Justice Department awkwardly caught between law and loyalty, and Congress members like Suozzi pointing out that if you need an ‘anti-weaponization’ fund to stop investigations, maybe the problem isn’t the weapons. It’s what you’re trying so hard to keep them from finding.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
pentagon turns press office into classified panic room

Pentagon press room, now available only to loyal stenographers and classified adjectives.
The Pentagon has solved the pesky problem of reporters asking questions by literally classifying the press office. Acting press secretary Jose Valdez proudly announced that the "most transparent war department in history" has redesignated its own press office as a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF) because speechwriters allegedly handle classified material there. Conveniently, this means journalists are now banned from entering the space where they’re supposed to, you know, talk to the government.
This isn’t a one-off tantrum; it’s the latest step in a systematic effort to turn the Pentagon into a black box with nukes. Since last September, the Trump-designated "war department" has tried to force reporters to sign pledges not to gather any unauthorized information — even unclassified documents — under threat of losing their press passes. When real outlets refused to play along, the Pentagon rolled out its "next generation of the Pentagon press corps": about 60 friendly faces from far-right media, ready to ask the hard-hitting questions like, "Mr. Secretary, how do you stay so strong and handsome while waging eternal war?"
Federal courts keep pointing out that this is wildly unconstitutional, which the department has treated as more of a suggestion than a ruling. After a judge smacked down its sweeping restrictions, the Pentagon responded with an "interim" policy requiring journalists to be escorted at all times, then kept it in place while appealing. The New York Times has now had to sue twice just to be allowed to independently report on the most powerful military on Earth. So yes, the press office is now a SCIF. Not to protect secrets from foreign adversaries, but to protect Trump’s war department from American journalists armed with notebooks.
#killing-democracy#fascism
maga beach accidentally orders one (1) gay immigrant trump critic

The Maga-nificent Seven stare at a congressional district map, slowly realizing they gerrymandered themselves into a Pride parade.
Huntington Beach, the self-branded "Maga-nificent" coastal enclave that banned the Pride flag and treats state housing mandates like Sharia law, may soon be represented by Robert Garcia: gay, immigrant, Democrat, and professional Trump aggravation device. Thanks to a new California redistricting measure, the city that proudly flies exactly zero rainbows could end up sending one to Congress.
The irony is doing cartwheels. Trump spent 2024 screaming at Texas to mid-decade gerrymander itself into a deeper shade of red, which helped normalize the whole "just redraw the maps whenever you feel like losing" strategy. California voters then said, "Fine, we can play that game too," passed Prop 50, and now Huntington Beach gets folded into a district where the leading contender is a Trump-critic House oversight Democrat whose job is literally to investigate the executive branch. Outstanding work, everyone.
Local officials are, of course, furious. City councilman Pat Burns denounces this as "California ugly-ass politics"—which is rich coming from a city council that calls itself the Maga-nificent Seven while banning non-government flags to make sure no one accidentally experiences visible tolerance. They fought masks, they fought housing, they fought Pride flags, and now their big reward might be a congressman who talks about infrastructure, healthcare, and rooting out corruption instead of owning the libs at city council meetings.
Garcia, for his part, is out here saying extremely radical things like, "People basically want decent services and less corruption." Meanwhile, the MAGA establishment in Huntington Beach is discovering the downside of normalizing partisan map-rigging: sometimes the gerrymander boomerang comes back and hits you right in the culture war.
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