The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 793 entries and counting.
maga theologians rush to defend pope leo truth-teller

NPR hosts calmly discussing how a major political party just rewrote church history to keep up with one man's talking points.
trump tries to repo the federal reserve

Jerome Powell, wondering when the job description for Fed chair quietly changed from ‘guard the economy’ to ‘survive the president’s Fox Business interviews.’
Source: theguardian.com
dhs turns a murder into a campaign ad

Markwayne Mullin, freshly installed at DHS, peers solemnly at a tragedy and sees what really matters: an opportunity to tweet about citizenship vetting.
Homeland Security secretary Markwayne Mullin rushes out a statement, not to provide clear facts, but to hint darkly that the 26‑year‑old suspect, British‑born Olaolukitan Adon Abel, somehow slipped through the citizenship process in 2022. He catalogs alleged past crimes, carefully avoids saying whether any of them happened before naturalization, then brags that since Donald Trump’s glorious return, USCIS has been heroically making sure people with criminal histories don’t become citizens. Small problem: U.S. law has already barred most violent felons from naturalizing for a very long time. Details, schmeetails.
When pressed for basic information about what DHS knew and when, the department suddenly develops a severe case of we-refuse-to-comment-itis and sends reporters back to a generic condolence post. So we get the full political talking point about the dangers of immigrants and the strongman’s promise that Trump alone can fix it, but none of the transparency that might show whether this was a bureaucratic failure, a loophole, or just Mullin using a grieving family’s nightmare as a backdrop for his boss’s reelection brand.
It’s a grimly familiar formula: a brutal crime, a devastated community, a murdered civil servant remembered by friends and family for her kindness and decency — and an administration that looks at all that pain and sees a chance to tighten the fear screws a little more. Policy by hashtag, governance by dog whistle.
Source: theguardian.com
vought discovers new budget category: mass death

Russell Vought explains that laws, like HIV meds, are more of a suggestion than a requirement.
Russell Vought, Trump’s budget arsonist-in-chief, finally wandered into a House hearing and got greeted by AIDS activists chanting the radical slogan "please don’t let millions of people die for your culture war." Protesters interrupted the hearing twice, yelling "Pepfar saves lives – spend the money" and holding signs like "Vought cuts kill people with Aids" because when the administration slow-walks and blocks already-approved HIV funding, that’s not a metaphor – that’s a body count.
Congress appropriated $4.6bn for PEPFAR this year, but the Trump team is letting it out in a drip-feed, like a sadistic game show where the prize is "maybe your clinic can pay staff next month." Nearly all USAID funding was already gutted, a $400m rescission request for PEPFAR was shot down, and Vought just… kept slow-walking the money anyway. The GAO has already said the funds were illegally impounded in violation of the Impoundment Control Act, but Vought assured lawmakers he "fully complied" with the law while also declaring they’re "not fans" of that law and Trump "ran against it" – bold strategy, telling Congress their power of the purse is optional now.
Meanwhile, the numbers are what you’d expect when you put a Fox News comments section in charge of global health: an estimated 780,000 people dead in the first year of cuts, with a Lancet study projecting 14 million deaths by 2030, including 4.5 million children. Vought bragged about dismantling USAID because too much money was going to NGOs that "don’t share this administration’s perspective" – which, according to whistleblower Nicholas Enrich, includes appointees who thought USAID was basically an overseas abortion dispenser and demanded Barney-style presentations. So yes, the world’s leading HIV program is being strangled because the president’s guys think global health is a satanic PBS cartoon.
Health advocates describe the administration’s approach as "sabotaging the program" and "defying the will of Congress," measured in preventable deaths and resurgent epidemics. The tools to fight HIV are literally "in the cupboard gathering dust" while the virus spreads – not because the science failed, but because Trump, Rubio, and Vought decided the real emergency was that NGOs helping poor people didn’t vote for them. American soft power, global health leadership, and millions of human beings have all been reassigned to the same budget line: expendable.
Source: theguardian.com
thom tillis discovers the real problem is *everyone* around trump

Thom Tillis bravely explains that the arsonist-in-chief is only dangerous because his matches keep giving him bad advice.
Source: nbcnews.com
supreme court governs by sticky note to help trump

Ketanji Brown Jackson politely explaining that the Supreme Court is not supposed to be Trump’s emergency suggestion box.
Ketanji Brown Jackson went to Yale Law School and basically told the country that the conservative justices have turned the Supreme Court into a late-night fax machine for Trump. She called their pro-Trump emergency orders “scratch-paper musings” and “back-of-the-envelope” impressions, which is a very polite way of saying: the highest court in the land is now issuing policy-changing rulings with the intellectual rigor of a napkin at a steakhouse.
The pattern is simple and bleak: Trump’s second administration files 34 emergency applications; the conservative 6–3 majority quietly hits the green button most of the time; lower courts that actually looked at the law say the policies are probably illegal; the Supreme Court shrugs and lets them go ahead anyway. These supposedly “short-term” orders then function as de facto policy, greenlighting anti-immigrant crackdowns and steep funding cuts while the merits cases crawl through the system. Judicial review, but make it express lane for the president.
Jackson’s core point is devastating: the Court is not only issuing these thin, barely explained orders, it’s demanding that lower courts treat these sketches as binding guidance, while pretending that abstract “harm” to the president’s agenda outweighs the very real harm to actual humans. As she put it, the president “certainly isn’t harmed if what he wants to do is illegal” — a concept that used to be basic civics, not controversial judicial philosophy. Yet here we are, with the Trump-boosted majority repeatedly grabbing the third rail of every divisive policy fight and calling it neutral law.
She, Sotomayor, and Kagan keep dissenting, but dissents don’t stop deportations or funding cuts. So Jackson is now saying the quiet part very loudly in public: the conservative bloc has discovered a handy tool for helping Trump sidestep legal obstacles, off the regular docket, without full briefing or argument. The shadow docket was meant for true emergencies; under Trump’s Court, the emergency is apparently that his agenda might have to follow the law.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s ai jesus fan cam presidency

When you can’t walk on water, but you can ask Midjourney to make it look like you did.
Source: theguardian.com
trump rediscovers his love for spying on americans

Trump and Congress bravely defend America from the terrifying threat of unchecked government power… by expanding unchecked government power.
Source: theguardian.com
bernie tries to unplug trump’s bomb subscription box

Bernie Sanders attempts the dark Washington art of ‘listening to voters’ while the Senate checks with AIPAC to see if that’s allowed.
Democrats, who have spent years deeply concerned about Israel’s conduct while voting to fund every missile that concern requires, are now facing voters who have noticed that “ally” apparently means “we underwrite whatever Netanyahu and Trump dream up in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran.” Sanders is framing the vote as a chance to stand up to AIPAC, the super-PAC that has been carpet-bombing US elections with cash so senators can bravely represent the views of their wealthiest constituents. As he politely suggests they try listening to actual voters, groups like Indivisible, MoveOn, J Street, and Jewish Voice for Peace are outside reminding Democrats that supporting mass displacement and annexation might not be the electoral slam dunk AIPAC’s checks implied.
Over in the House, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ro Khanna have committed the unpardonable Washington sin of saying the quiet part out loud: if Israel wants Iron Dome, it can buy it with its own money instead of siphoning more from US taxpayers to underwrite an endless Trump–Netanyahu foreign-policy fanfic. Meanwhile, Senate Democrats are also pushing a war powers resolution to stop Trump from continuing his wildly unpopular hostilities against Iran — a symbolic gesture Republicans will kill so the president can keep playing commander-in-chief with other people’s lives and other countries’ cities. American democracy: where public opinion is advisory, bombs are mandatory, and the real war is making sure AIPAC never feels ignored.
Source: theguardian.com
workers attempt democracy, trump’s nlrb files hostile workplace complaint

Attendees at the Union Now rally in New York display the extremely controversial idea that workers should have power too, prompting immediate concern from Trump’s NLRB about this obvious threat to shareholder feelings.
American workers are doing something truly radical under Donald Trump: trying to have some power over their own lives. Union leaders have launched "Union Now", a nonprofit designed to boost union density in a country where about 70% of workers say they want a union and only 10% are allowed to have one – a ratio that would make any self-respecting corporation drool, but somehow is considered "freedom" when it’s about paychecks instead of phones.
Sara Nelson and other organizers are trying to build a war chest to help workers withstand bosses who fire people illegally during organizing drives, stall first contracts for years, and generally behave like they read the National Labor Relations Act and thought it was a list of suggestions. Meanwhile, Trump’s newly re-rigged NLRB has swiveled from watchdog to corporate HR department, making it even easier for employers to drag out negotiations until workers either quit in despair or die at their second job.
Former labor secretary and current NYC deputy mayor Julie Su politely calls these endless delays a "form of union busting," which is a very professional way of saying: companies are breaking the law and the federal agency in charge of stopping them is now cheering from the luxury box. Union membership is down from 21 million in 1979 to 14.7 million today, even as the population has grown by over 100 million, but don’t worry – billionaire wealth is doing great. Trump’s America: collective bargaining for CEOs, bootstraps for everyone else.
Source: theguardian.com
save america by stopping americans from voting, naturally

Behold: quaint little "I voted" stickers from that brief era when casting a ballot didn’t require a document scavenger hunt and a DHS background check.
Source: theguardian.com
trump discovers minority rights are for losers

Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans gazing lovingly at the filibuster, wondering if they should kill it now or wait until it can hurt them personally.
President Trump is once again staring at a guardrail of American democracy and asking, very sincerely, whether it would look better smashed through the windshield. This time it’s the Senate filibuster, which he wants to vaporize so he can shove the so‑called Save America Act through the chamber without the pesky inconvenience of needing more than 50 senators to agree.
Senate Republicans, however, are having a rare moment of semi-conscious thought. They’re reportedly nervous about detonating the filibuster because they understand that one day, they might not be the ones holding the gavel, and then Democrats could use the same no‑rules sandbox to pass things that aren’t handouts to donors and Christian nationalists. So we get the usual GOP dilemma: protect basic institutional norms, or hand Trump the matches and hope the fire only burns other people.
The filibuster has a long, ugly history — from civil-rights obstruction to routine gridlock — but it’s still one of the last speed bumps left between Trump and full‑tilt majoritarian rule dressed up as populist revolution. The fact that the future of a 200‑year‑old legislative norm now hinges on whether Senate Republicans are more afraid of Trump’s rage tweets than of someday being in the minority tells you exactly how sturdy American democracy is in 2026: held together with vibes, cowardice, and a parliamentary procedure nobody actually likes.
Source: npr.org
acting ag proudly announces doj now a trump family office
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche explains that the Justice Department runs best when the defendant is also the boss.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump bravely refuses to apologize to literal pope

Trump, moments before explaining that actually *he’s* closer to God in the polls than the Pope.
Republicans and Democrats alike are reportedly telling him to knock it off, but Trump is digging in, insisting he did nothing wrong and sees no reason to say sorry. So instead of basic statesmanship, we get another episode of “The President vs. Anyone Who Doesn’t Clap Loud Enough”, this week featuring the head of the Catholic Church.
The White House could have used this as a chance to look even vaguely presidential. Instead, they’ve chosen the path of maximum grievance, minimum dignity, and zero self-awareness. American soft power continues its long, tragic journey from "shaping the global order" to "starting a flame war with the Pope on morning TV."
Source: today.com
trump fires the refs in immigration court

Artist’s impression of judicial independence under Trump: a courtroom with a trapdoor under every judge’s chair, controlled from the White House.
Source: theguardian.com
trump shares ai jesus fan art, claims he thought he was a doctor now

Trump, seen here in his preferred specialty: artificial intelligence, artificial humility, and artificial martyrdom.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump heroically agrees not to take down the pride flag he already took down

Stonewall’s Pride flag, still flying—for now—while the Park Service quietly edits LGBTQ+ history like it’s a Trump tweet gone off-message.
Source: theguardian.com
trump sues murdoch for $10 billion, discovers judges still read the law

President Trump, seen here on the South Lawn, preparing to board Marine One and presumably go brainstorm his next multi-billion-dollar tantrum lawsuit against reality.
Donald Trump’s bold new strategy for crisis management: sue everyone who reminds the public he was friendly with Jeffrey Epstein. This time, he went after the Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch for a casual $10 billion because they published a story about a sexually suggestive letter, allegedly signed by Trump, in Epstein’s 2003 50th birthday album. Apparently the real defamation, in Trumpworld, is journalism with receipts.
U.S. District Judge Darrin P. Gayles responded the way the legal system often does to Trump’s rage-litigation: by tossing the case. The judge ruled that Trump failed to show the article was published with actual malice, which is a polite judicial way of saying, "you can’t just scream ‘fake news’ and demand ten billion dollars." Gayles did let Trump file an amended complaint, presumably for the comedic value.
Lawyers for the Journal and Murdoch tried to go a step further and get the court to declare the article’s statements true as a matter of law, but the judge said questions like whether Trump wrote the letter or was Epstein’s friend are factual issues for later. Meanwhile, the whole spectacle is just the latest episode in the administration’s ongoing effort to weaponize defamation suits to freeze out reporting it doesn’t like, especially around the embarrassingly real Epstein files Congress pried loose from the estate.
The White House and Dow Jones both declined to comment, perhaps too busy calculating how many more times the president can try to sue his way out of his own documented history. The First Amendment, annoyingly for Trump, remains in effect.
Source: npr.org
trump’s floating death penalty for ‘bad boats’

US warship heroically defeats two unverified fishing boats in the name of freedom and engagement metrics.
Source: theguardian.com
commander-in-chief declares holy beef with the pope

President Trump explains Catholic doctrine to reporters, having just promoted himself to assistant savior of the Western world.
The leader of the free world has now formally entered a beef with the leader of the Catholic Church, because of course he has. Flying home from Florida, Donald Trump took a break from threatening Iran with annihilation to rage-post about Pope Leo XIV, calling the American-born pontiff "very liberal," "WEAK on Crime" and "terrible for Foreign Policy" — which in Trumpworld means Leo's main sin is suggesting that maybe waging a quasi-religious war in Iran fueled by a "delusion of omnipotence" is bad.
Trump, whose administration is currently justifying the Iran war in explicitly religious terms, then accused Leo of being fine with Iran having nukes (he isn't) and attacked him for criticizing the U.S. ouster of Venezuela's government, bragging that he's doing exactly what he was elected "IN A LANDSLIDE" to do. So we’ve got the president boasting about toppling foreign governments and threatening to wipe out "an entire civilization" while smearing the Pope as a radical leftist for quoting Isaiah about blood-soaked hands. Totally healthy democracy vibes.
Not content with screaming at the Vicar of Christ, Trump capped the night by posting an image of himself in biblical robes, glowing hands outstretched over a sick man, surrounded by eagles, a flag, and reverent onlookers — a sort of QVC knockoff of Renaissance religious art. Having already suggested Leo was picked "because he was an American" to deal with him, Trump helpfully clarified the theology of Trumpism: if he wasn't in the White House, Leo wouldn't be in the Vatican, God is apparently his campaign manager, and the presidency is now a part-time role moonlighting as messiah-in-chief.
Source: npr.org