The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 797 entries and counting.
trump econ guy demands detention for bad thoughts about tariffs

Kevin Hassett explains that when the data contradicts Trump, the data goes to the re-education camp.
Kevin Hassett, director of the National Economic Council and full-time reality-denial specialist, has decided that Federal Reserve economists should be "disciplined" for the high crime of doing math. Their New York Fed paper found that about 90% of Trump's tariffs are being paid by US firms and consumers, which is awkward when the official White House line is "foreigners are paying, don't look at your grocery bill."
Hassett went on CNBC to declare the paper "an embarrassment" and "the worst" in Fed history, which is a bold statement from an administration that treats numbers the way Elon treats NDAs. He insisted consumers are actually better off because prices fell, inflation dropped, and "real wages" rose, a miraculous outcome where Americans somehow get richer by paying more for imports. The economists who pointed out this basic incidence-of-tariffs problem, he says, should be punished for producing analysis that "wouldn't be accepted in a first-semester econ class"—a fascinating critique from the political team that thinks the deficit is just a vibe.
This is all unfolding while Trump is already pressuring the Fed to slash interest rates, cheering on a criminal investigation into Fed Chair Jerome Powell over building renovations, and trying to push out Fed governor Lisa Cook. Meanwhile, every serious analysis—from the Kiel Institute to the National Bureau of Economic Research—confirms the same thing: the US is paying almost all the tariff costs. So naturally, instead of rethinking the policy, the White House is floating professional consequences for economists whose charts don't worship the Dear Tariff Leader. Independent central bank? Cute 20th-century concept.
Source: bbc.com
trump tries to trade tunnel money for naming rights like a broke dictator

Artist’s rendering of a rail tunnel heroically surviving both Hurricane Sandy and four years of Trump trying to name it after himself.
The Trump administration has finally released $127m in overdue federal funds for the New York–New Jersey Gateway rail tunnel, plus another $127m on top, after a federal judge basically reminded them that "president" is not a synonym for "ransom broker." Construction on the country’s largest infrastructure project can now restart, because the White House temporarily stopped treating a critical tunnel used by 200,000 daily commuters like a prop in a reality show.
This sudden burst of compliance comes after Trump spent months withholding $205m in reimbursements, running the project out of cash and forcing work to stop. During his little funding hostage situation, he allegedly demanded that Washington Dulles airport and New York’s Penn Station be renamed after him in exchange for unfreezing the money. So yes, the sitting president tried to swap essential infrastructure funding for personal branding opportunities, like a discount Mussolini with a merch store.
Governor Kathy Hochul and Chuck Schumer are calling it a huge win for workers, commuters, and the regional economy, because when the bar is on the floor, "the president obeyed a court order and stopped sabotaging a rail tunnel" now counts as a triumph. Trump, naturally, is still raging on Truth Social that Gateway is a future "boondoggle" and "financially catastrophic" — which is rich coming from the man who thinks the real emergency is that there aren’t enough buildings and airports named after him.
The bottom line: a century-old, Sandy-damaged tunnel finally gets repaired not because the administration cares about safety or transit, but because a judge and a political backlash briefly made it more painful to keep breaking things than to let one project proceed. Rule of law 1, petty autocrat 0 — at least until the next appeal.
Source: theguardian.com
board of peace, brought to you by the highest bidder

World leaders file into the Donald J Trump Institute of Peace, where peace is theoretical but the $1bn membership fee is extremely real.
Source: theguardian.com
trump throws a fascism telethon, democrats change the channel

Trump prepares to read the State of the Union while half the room practices the ancient democratic art of not dignifying a would-be strongman with applause.
Sen. Chris Van Hollen flatly says Trump is "marching America towards fascism" and refuses to help normalize it, while Sen. Chris Murphy notes that Trump has turned what’s supposed to be a moment of national reflection into a televised grievance spiral. Becca Balint politely translates this into Hill-speak: she’d rather stand with organizers and everyday Americans than sit quietly while the president mainlines misinformation into prime time and calls it governance.
The White House, represented by spokeswoman Abigail Jackson, bravely responds that Democrats are just mad they opposed tax cuts and Trump’s "border security"—which is a delicate way of saying they didn’t clap hard enough for cruelty. This all comes after years of escalating protest: boycotts, walkouts, Al Green being removed from the chamber for jeering, Democrats holding up signs calling Trump "king" and "liar," and Nancy Pelosi literally shredding his 2020 speech like it was a subpoena. Now, as Hakeem Jeffries dryly reminds everyone, Trump isn’t inviting Congress to his palace; he’s showing up at their house. Some of them are simply choosing to lock the good silver away and leave him yelling at the furniture.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump tries to kill unions, accidentally boosts them instead

Trump stares at a chart of rising union membership like it’s a personal betrayal from the working class he keeps trying to fire.
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns potomac into open sewer, blames the guy who doesn’t run the pipe

Donald Trump gestures at the Potomac River as if he’s just discovered it, carefully avoiding mention that it’s his own federally regulated pipeline and shutdown government turning the capital’s waterway into an open-air toilet.
Instead of accepting that the federal government he allegedly runs might bear some responsibility, Trump has decided to deploy FEMA — the same agency he’s spent years attacking — to coordinate the response. There’s just one minor complication: his own shutdown has left the Department of Homeland Security, which oversees FEMA, unfunded. The White House’s position is now basically: Congress must fund the department we just kneecapped so we can pretend to competently manage the disaster we’re lying about.
The feud with Moore is pure bonus authoritarian theater. After initially inviting the governor to a White House dinner, Trump uninvited him, citing Moore’s supposed failures on the sewage spill and the reconstruction of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge. He’s already threatened to send the National Guard into Baltimore, attacked the state’s DEI contracting, and is now using an environmental and public health crisis as a prop in his 2028 primary preview. Maryland says it’s ready to work with federal officials; Trump says Moore “can’t fix anything.” Coming from the guy who turned FEMA into a political blackmail tool while the Potomac becomes a literal biohazard, that’s less an insult than an accidental confession.
So as residents are told to avoid the river, keep pets away, and hope their drinking water stays safe, the president is busy using a federally regulated infrastructure failure to score points against a potential future opponent. The Potomac isn’t a talking point, as Moore’s office noted — but to Trump, every crisis is just another chance to sling blame, gut agencies, and see how much democratic governance he can flush downstream.
Source: theguardian.com
billionaire man utd boss discovers trumpism, thinks he invented it

Manchester United’s billionaire co-owner, bravely railing against immigrants while fielding a squad full of them and cashing every last global TV check.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s fcc discovers exciting new way to cancel colbert

The FCC brain trust, seen here workshopping new ways to make late-night comedy require a legal team and a safe word.
CBS just gave a masterclass in how to be a media giant with the spine of a overcooked noodle. After Stephen Colbert taped an interview with Texas Democrat James Talarico, the network’s lawyers allegedly swooped in to say it couldn’t air on broadcast because it might trigger FCC equal-time rules. Then they reportedly told Colbert he couldn’t even talk about the decision on air. The interview ended up on YouTube, safely outside the FCC’s reach, because nothing screams "land of the free" like having to flee to a Google platform to escape your own government’s speech cops.
FCC commissioner Anna Gomez, the lone Democrat on a Trump-stacked commission, politely translated this mess for the public: this looks like “corporate capitulation” to an administration running a broader campaign to censor and control speech. She also reminded everyone that the FCC has no lawful authority to pressure broadcasters for political purposes, which is adorable given that the whole point of Trump-world is to blur the line between "lawful authority" and "things we can get away with if executives are scared enough." CBS, of course, insists it merely offered "legal guidance"—the corporate equivalent of saying you weren’t pushed, you just tripped over all that regulatory intimidation.
As a bonus subplot in the war on inconvenient speech, Trump is still pursuing his $10bn defamation suit against the BBC over a Panorama program, with a Florida judge now setting a 2027 trial date. So on one side, you’ve got a president weaponizing libel law to punish journalism; on the other, a major network preemptively muzzling its own star host over a Senate candidate interview. Call it the new First Amendment: you’re free to say whatever you want, as long as it doesn’t upset the guy who controls the regulators and the people who own the studios.
Source: theguardian.com
trump slaps terrorism sanctions on war crimes judges because feelings

the international criminal court, now officially classified by trumpworld somewhere between isis and a bad cable contract
Donald Trump has discovered a bold new frontier for US sanctions: not oligarchs, not terrorists, not cartel bosses – but international judges whose job is to prosecute war crimes and genocide. ICC judge Kimberly Prost woke up to find herself lumped in with terrorists on a US sanctions list, her credit cards dead, her Amazon and Google accounts cancelled, and her day-to-day life detonated because the court dared to investigate alleged crimes by the US and its favorite client state, Israel. Nothing says "confident innocent superpower" like financially kneecapping the people trying to enforce the laws of war.
This isn’t symbolic chest-thumping; it’s a coordinated attempt to turn the global financial system into Trump’s personal vengeance machine. Eleven ICC officials – including the chief prosecutor and eight judges – are now sanctioned, with US companies facing fines or even prison if they so much as sell them a plane ticket or let them use a cloud service. Judges like Peru’s Luz del Carmen Ibáñez Carranza are now being targeted by both Russia and the United States for the same crime: participating in a court that issued an arrest warrant for Vladimir Putin and is willing to look at what US troops and allies have done. Seventy-nine countries have already condemned the sanctions as an attack on the international rule of law, which in Trump’s America is basically a five-star Yelp review.
The message from Washington is exquisitely clear: if you investigate us, we will try to digitally erase your life. Book an Uber? Denied. Reserve a hotel? Good luck. Access basic online tools? Hope you printed everything out in 1998. By weaponizing sanctions against independent judges, the administration isn’t just putting them on a terror-style list – it’s broadcasting that any institution that tries to hold powerful states accountable will be treated like Al-Qaida. The Hague is now learning what everyone from whistleblowers to election officials already knows: in Trump’s America, the real crime is doing your job.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s doj discovers the ‘3 million files’ exemption to transparency

Artist’s rendering of the Trump DOJ reviewing Epstein files: a large filing cabinet labeled “3,000,000+ documents” and one guy stamping ‘TOTALLY EXONERATED’ on anything with Trump’s name on it, without opening a single folder.
Source: theguardian.com
trump judge declares mistrial over shirt, not over weaponized 'antifa terrorism' charges

Trump-appointed judge heroically shields jurors from the subversive threat of Martin Luther King Jr on a T-shirt while letting "antifa terrorism" charges sail right through.
Source: theguardian.com
trump admin tries to deport free speech, forgets you still need evidence

ICE agents clutching a blurry Marco Rubio memo like it’s the Constitution, then discovering a judge actually reads both.
Source: theguardian.com
texas gop primary waits to see which candidate trump texts ‘u up?’

Steve Kornacki bravely attempts to quantify how many percentage points a thumbs-up from an aspiring autocrat is worth in a Texas Senate race.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump invents floating death penalty, no trial required

US warship enforces Trump’s new maritime justice system: no judge, no jury, just a very confident press release.
The Trump administration’s latest innovation in law enforcement: trial-by-missile. US forces just hit three more “alleged” drug-smuggling boats, killing 11 people and bringing the total death toll from these boat strikes to 145 since September. The only thing we know for sure is that the Pentagon posted cool-looking videos to Instagram, because nothing says sober, lawful use of lethal force like social media highlight reels with zero verifiable evidence of who was on the receiving end.
US Southern Command insists intelligence confirmed they were narco-traffickers, which is convenient, because none of the people they killed will be appearing in court to dispute that. Legal experts are pointing out that these look a lot like extrajudicial executions—no imminent threat, no due process, just the president’s say-so that they’re “narco-terrorists” and suddenly the US military has an "apparently unlimited license to kill" at sea. So the constitutional standard is now: if Trump can pronounce it, he can bomb it.
This little murder-cruise program is happening alongside Trump’s commando grab of Nicolás Maduro—snatched in Caracas and hauled off to New York for a narco-terror show trial—while a dozen US warships loitered off Venezuela under the banner of stopping drugs and illegal oil. Now some of those ships are being shipped off toward Iran for the next episode of "Commander-in-Chief Plays Risk With Other People’s Lives." The administration keeps shouting "narco-terrorism"; the evidence of actual trafficking rings remains mostly theoretical, but the body count is extremely real.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s save america act mostly saves republicans from voters

Trump calls for a national takeover of election rules, because nothing says 'save the republic' like making it harder for millions of actual citizens to vote.
Trump’s latest democracy-remodeling project, the so-called SAVE America Act, now has 50 Republican senators on board, which is impressive for a bill whose central innovation is: make it way harder for millions of actual citizens to vote so Trump feels better about his election losses. The bill would force every state to demand proof of citizenship to register and photo ID to vote — including for mail ballots — even though noncitizen voting in federal elections is already illegal and vanishingly rare. The Brennan Center estimates it would knock more than 20 million eligible Americans, disproportionately poor and nonwhite, off the playing field. Very bold strategy: if you can’t win over the electorate, just shrink it.
Sen. Mike Lee is treating this as the last stand of the republic, declaring that passing the bill will "save" it and failing will mean we "roll the dice" — which is a poetic way of saying he doesn’t trust Americans to vote without a thick layer of bureaucratic hurdles. Susan Collins, after her ritual period of concern, signed on as the 50th GOP vote once the bill was tweaked so some people might, eventually, maybe, be allowed to register if they can navigate the paperwork maze. She then solemnly defended the filibuster as a sacred minority right — which is doing a lot of work here, given that Democrats are using that same tool to stop a federal voter-suppression package from being rammed through by a bare partisan majority.
Meanwhile, Republicans like Lisa Murkowski and Mitch McConnell are pretending to be shocked, simply shocked, that a party that’s been screaming about "election fraud" for years is now pushing a national voter ID and proof-of-citizenship regime from Washington. Murkowski calls it the kind of "one-size-fits-all mandate" Republicans usually complain about, and McConnell is quietly clutching his states’-rights pearls. But the broader project is obvious: Trump and JD Vance want to nationalize voting rules in a way the old Voting Rights Act never dreamed of — only this time the federal government swoops in to restrict the franchise instead of protecting it.
The only thing standing between this and Trump’s desk is the 60-vote filibuster rule, which Trump wants scrapped so he can sign his very own Jim Crow reboot — or as Chuck Schumer more politely calls it, "Jim Crow 2.0." So now we have the spectacle of Mike Lee fantasizing about a "talking filibuster" to exhaust Democrats into surrender, John Thune warning that would take a lot of work (so that’s out), and an 83% poll number on generic "photo ID" being waved around to justify a bill that goes far beyond that into paperwork purgatory. The message from the MAGA wing is crystal clear: if you’re poor, can’t easily access a birth certificate or passport, or just don’t have time to navigate a federal obstacle course to exercise your rights — this republic is not for you.
Source: nbcnews.com
fbi to minnesota: trust us, the secret shootings were totally fine

Local resident scans the street for federal agents, because under Trump that’s now just part of the neighborhood watch program.
While the country mourns Rev Jesse Jackson – a man who spent his life trying to make America less racist and less violent – Trump’s immigration goon squad is out in Minneapolis allegedly treating city streets like a live-fire training exercise. Customs and Border Protection officers have shot and killed three people in about two weeks, including Alex Pretti, and now the FBI has decided that the public’s right to know is classified. Minnesota’s Bureau of Criminal Apprehension politely asked for evidence, and the feds responded with the transparency of a brick wall.
Instead of cooperating with state investigators, the FBI has formally told Minnesota that information and evidence about the Pretti shooting will not be shared. So we’ve arrived at the stage where Trump’s federal enforcers kill people in a U.S. city and then tell local authorities: you don’t get to see what we did, just trust the same system that keeps clearing itself. Governor Tim Walz summed it up: “Trump’s left hand cannot investigate his right hand” – though given this administration’s record, it’s less left vs right and more trigger finger vs everyone else.
All of this is happening under the nostalgic gaze of an America that once produced leaders like Jesse Jackson, who literally risked his life confronting state violence, while today’s White House treats unaccountable armed agents as a campaign accessory. The contrast is almost poetic: a civil rights icon dies at 84, and the federal government honors his legacy by making sure no one can even investigate why people keep getting shot by immigration cops in the middle of Minneapolis. Truly, the dream lives on – just heavily redacted.
Source: theguardian.com
trump quits the who again, still uses their homework

Trump announces America is done with the World Health Organization, shortly before staffers email the WHO asking for the latest H5N1 situation report like nothing happened.
Donald Trump has officially yanked the U.S. out of the World Health Organization for the second time, because nothing says America First like sabotaging the very global health system your own government quietly keeps using. Publicly, Trump is ranting Farage-style about a tyrannical WHO that supposedly forced lockdowns and stole everyone’s freedoms; privately, his team is still on the phone with Geneva asking for disease intel like a teenager who "ran away from home" but keeps coming back to do laundry.
The supposed big scandal is that the WHO isn’t politically obedient enough. It refused to launder MAGA talking points about vaccines causing autism, paracetamol in pregnancy causing autism, and climate change being fake, and it also pushed back on pressure from Israel over Gaza and from Russia over Ukraine. So the Trump response is to punish the organization the U.S. literally helped build, after decades of bipartisan American leadership on smallpox, polio, HIV/Aids, Ebola, and child mortality. Now, U.S. academics are too scared to talk on the record about any of this because their funding and jobs are on the line. Freedom!
The punchline: the WHO has already reformed its financing and locked in about 85% of its budget for 2026–27, while the U.S. creates a leadership vacuum that the EU, China, and Russia are all rushing to fill. Trump gets his domestic propaganda win, Farage gets a talking point, and the rest of the world gets to watch the former global health leader cosplay as a sovereign loner while still sneaking back to the multilateral table for crucial data. Publicly screaming "we don’t need you" while privately begging for help is less a strategy than a cry for attention, but it does perfectly summarize Trump’s foreign policy.
Source: theguardian.com
trump calls obeying illegal orders 'patriotic', labels obeying the law 'sedition'

Mark Kelly, one of the last people in Washington who has literally been to space, contemplating a run for president because apparently someone has to explain to the commander-in-chief that 'illegal order' is not a suggestion.
Source: bbc.com
trump heroically orders broke fema to fix the poop river

Raw sewage is diverted away from the Potomac River, which is also how Republicans describe their approach to FEMA funding.
Trump blasted Democratic leaders for turning the Potomac into a "Disaster Zone" and accused Maryland Governor Wes Moore of "gross mismanagement," which is an interesting take considering the busted sewer line is managed by DC Water and thus falls under federal responsibility. The Maryland governor’s office gently noted that the president has his facts wrong again, and that the Trump administration has spent four weeks doing absolutely nothing while E. coli and MRSA levels spike and officials tell residents to stay away from the river.
So to recap: Trump waited a month, ignored the problem, helped preside over a funding freeze that kneecapped the very agency he’s now theatrically "putting in charge," and then blamed Democrats for the mess. It’s the Trump governance model in one neat package: cause crisis, defund response, scream on social media, demand credit — while the capital’s river turns into a bacteria smoothie.
Source: bbc.com
republicans discover ‘low-hanging fruit’ is just federal workers’ paychecks

Rep. Don Bacon explains that the easiest way to govern is to break the government first and negotiate over the wreckage.
Source: nbcnews.com