The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1088 entries and counting.
trump burns the economy, loses the labor secretary

Lori Chavez-DeRemer, moments before exiting the world’s worst LinkedIn experiment: the Trump Cabinet.
Source: nbcnews.com
allies treated like enemies, dictators treated like tinder matches

Trump, mid-rant about allies, explaining that real friends pay cash, buy his condos, and never ask about the Constitution.
NPR brings on Richard Haass to perform the increasingly common Washington ritual: calmly explaining that the president of the United States treats long-standing democratic allies like Canada the way a bored landlord treats tenants right before a condo conversion. Allies who bled with us in wars and underwrote decades of global stability now get public humiliation, tariff threats, and policy made via all-caps posts that read like they were drafted between golf swings and cable hits.
The fun twist is that this isn’t some impulsive quirk; it’s the strategy. Cozy up to authoritarians, kick democratic partners in the shins, then act shocked when alliances fray and everyone starts hedging against the U.S. like we’re the world’s least stable cryptocurrency. Haass politely describes the damage and how countries like Canada are adapting; translation: they’re quietly building workarounds so the free world doesn’t collapse every time Trump wakes up angry at Trudeau’s eyebrows. Global leadership, brought to you by a guy who thinks NATO is a gym brand.
Source: npr.org
thank you for your service, we deported your wife

ICE agents heroically protect the homeland from the grave national security threat of soldiers’ wives with work permits.
Trump’s deportation machine has decided that the real threat to America isn’t, say, violent crime or foreign adversaries, but the wives of U.S. soldiers. Sgt First Class Jose Serrano, who’s given 27 years to the Army and deployed to Afghanistan, watched ICE snatch his Salvadoran wife, Deisy Rivera Ortega, during an immigration office appointment in El Paso – despite a 2019 legal protection that was supposed to bar her deportation. She had an active work permit, has been here since 2016, and followed every rule laid out for her. Naturally, the Department of Homeland Security responded by labeling her a “criminal illegal alien” because she once committed the federal menace of illegal entry, a misdemeanor.
This isn’t a one-off bureaucratic oopsie; it’s a pattern. Another soldier’s wife, Annie Ramos, was detained on base in Louisiana just days after her wedding, right as her husband prepared to deploy. Her great crime? A deportation order from a hearing her family missed in 2005, when she was a baby. She got released only after the media shined a light on the case, which is how you know "rule of law" in Trump’s America really means "rule of PR." Add in the deportation of Jermaine Thomas, born on a U.S. Army base in Germany and now essentially stateless, and you’ve got an immigration policy that treats military families like expendable props until they become inconvenient.
Serrano, who’s dealing with TBI and PTSD, now gets about two hours of sleep a night while ICE debates whether to ship his wife to a country she has no ties to, like Mexico, because geography is apparently just a suggestion. His verdict on all this: "ICE is out of control right now, sir, taking away rights, as soldiers, that we have." The Army’s response was to punt questions to DHS, because nothing says "support the troops" like handing their families over to an unaccountable enforcement agency that’s busy speedrunning how-fast-can-we-shred-due-process. This is what "law and order" looks like when cruelty is the actual policy goal.
Source: theguardian.com
trump marks deepwater horizon anniversary by speedrunning the sequel

BP and the Trump Interior Department gaze lovingly at the Gulf of Mexico, trying to decide which part of it to set on fire next.
Environmental groups have sued, pointing out that BP hasn’t actually shown it can safely drill at these extreme depths or contain the potential 4.5 million-barrel spill their own worst-case numbers imply. Also hanging in the balance: the Rice’s whale, an endangered species that already lost a fifth of its population in the last BP disaster, but which Doug Burgum’s Interior Department has helpfully thrown under the rig by granting the oil industry an Iran-war–era exemption from endangered species protections. Nothing says "national strength" like using a foreign conflict as cover to quietly sign a death warrant for a species.
BP insists everything is fine now because they’ve done 100 deepwater projects since 2010 and Deepwater Horizon "forever changed BP"—mostly in that it taught them that, with the right PR and enough captured regulators, you can blow up an ocean and still get invited back for a bigger sequel. Interior’s Bureau of Ocean Energy Management chimed in with boilerplate about "the highest levels of analysis and scrutiny" while proudly bragging that Kaskida will "unlock" hundreds of millions of barrels of oil from the newly rebranded "Gulf of America." Apparently if you rename it like a suburban outlet mall, nobody will notice you’re turning it into a sacrifice zone for corporate profit.
Source: theguardian.com
supreme court considers taxpayer-funded bigotry for toddlers

Supreme court justices thoughtfully pondering whether "religious liberty" now includes the inalienable right to discriminate against four-year-olds on the public dime.
The conservative-majority court, which has been lovingly carving out exceptions to equality whenever religion demands it, has agreed to hear the case with full Trump administration backing. As a fun bonus, they’ll also take a crack at narrowing a 1990 Antonin Scalia decision that said religious beliefs don’t magically exempt you from neutral laws — because why have a functioning civil rights framework when you can have a hierarchy where "religious" discrimination gets a gold star? The justices declined, for now, to completely torch that precedent, but they’re clearly open to letting taxpayer dollars bankroll anti-LGBTQ+ policies under the banner of "freedom". Universal preschool, meet selective humanity.
Source: theguardian.com
trump doj discovers ‘strategic ambiguity’ is great for burying epstein files

Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche, seen here perfecting the ancient DOJ art of promising transparency while accidentally misplacing all the files.
Source: theguardian.com
jan 6 investigator tries to get her job back from the coup amnesty caucus

Three people who treated a violent coup attempt like it was serious, back before sedition came with frequent flyer miles and a presidential pardon punch card.
Elaine Luria, one of the former January 6 committee members Trump has on his eternal enemies list, is trying to claw her way back into Congress while the country enjoys Trump’s second-term combo pack: war with Iran, brutal federal cuts, and gas prices that look like your rent. She’s running in Virginia’s second district, a swing seat that now doubles as a referendum on whether voters still prefer democracy, or are sticking with the guy who started his comeback tour by pardoning 1,500 Capitol rioters like they were contest winners.
Luria’s old Republican replacement, Jennifer Kiggans, is described as a reliable rubber stamp for Trump, which is convenient, because this White House doesn’t really do “separate branches of government” anymore. While Trump’s approval sinks to 37%, his administration is busy weaponizing the justice department against people who annoyed him – like Letitia James and James Comey – and Biden had to hand out pre-emptive pardons to Jan 6 committee members on his way out the door just to keep them from being prosecuted for the crime of investigating an attempted coup.
So Luria’s campaign isn’t just about flipping a House seat; it’s about whether there will be enough Democrats in the chamber to act as any kind of brake on a president who has already turned insurrectionists into folk heroes, gutted the federal government, and turned DOJ into his personal grievance concierge. The wind may be at Democrats’ backs, but so is an administration that’s openly rewriting the rules to make sure accountability never happens again.
Source: theguardian.com
trump discovers article ii, decides history is illegal

A Trump flag flaps near Mar-a-Lago, symbolizing the new doctrine of presidential power: if it touches his hands, it’s his forever and you’re rude for asking.
Having already fired watchdogs, gutted agencies, and declared emergencies like they’re promo codes, Trump’s Justice Department has now decided that the Presidential Records Act – the law that says presidential records belong to the public, not the dude in the Oval Office – is actually unconstitutional. The Office of Legal Counsel, led by T. Elliot Gaiser, helpfully announced that Congress forcing a president to preserve records is a “burdensome regime” with no valid purpose, because who could possibly imagine a reason voters might want to know what their government did.
Historians, archivists, and anyone who reads above a fifth-grade level point out that this is basically an effort to make the presidency answerable to no one, not even the court of history. That’s not a bug, it’s the feature: Gene Hamilton, now at America First Legal, calls the idea that Congress can tell the president what to do with his paperwork “insane,” which is bold talk from a movement that thinks executive power is unlimited unless a Democrat is using it. This isn’t record-keeping, it’s regime maintenance – an attempt to turn presidential documents into private property so Trump can hoard, destroy, or monetize them as he pleases, while the rest of us are told to enjoy the strong-man vibes and stop asking questions.
Source: npr.org
the purge, but make it presidential

Donald Trump, moments before threatening another country while flanked by a man in a rabbit suit, proving once again that the banality of evil now comes with novelty props.
Nesrine Malik basically writes the field guide for understanding Trump’s second-term evil: it’s not the cinematic, uniformed, balcony-speech kind of fascism; it’s the stupid kind. The kind where a man can threaten “entire civilisations” while standing next to a gigantic Easter bunny, post himself as Jesus, and still unleash real wars, mass expulsions, and school bombings as background noise to his hurt feelings. The bodies pile up in Gaza, Iran, and Lebanon while the president of the United States governs like a YouTube comments section with nuclear codes.
The essay shreds the comforting myth that Trump can’t be fascist or truly dangerous because he’s too inept, too silly, too online. Malik points out that history’s monsters were often ridiculous in real time – Mussolini was a clown before he was a corpse in a gas station. Evil doesn’t always show up in Hugo Boss; sometimes it arrives as a thin-skinned boomer live-streaming his grievances, forever terrified of humiliation and determined to bomb his way out of feeling small.
Malik zeroes in on the performance aspect: cruelty as pageant. It’s not enough for ICE to destroy families – it has to be merchandised, complete with Trump grinning next to alligators in ICE caps under the slogan “Alligator Alcatraz” like a summer blockbuster about state terror. The pleasure isn’t just in the violence, but in flaunting the license to commit it, like The Purge with more golf and fewer ethics briefings. The message: this isn’t some manageable, ideology-free tantrum phase; it’s jubilant, escalating brutality.
The column closes on the obvious but still somehow controversial point: you don’t negotiate with this, you don’t downplay it as apolitical chaos that will burn itself out. You either fight it – urgently – or you let an emotionally broken man with a sociopath’s appetite for escalation and a toddler’s impulse control keep "reigning in Hell" from the Oval Office. The vibes may be clownish, but the body count is not.
Source: theguardian.com
trump calls alex jones a loser, forgets he once called him ‘amazing’

Cover of ‘The Madness of Believing,’ also known as: So I Helped Alex Jones Melt Brains for Years and All I Got Was This Book Deal.
Source: theguardian.com
trump runs ice like a customer service hotline

Two New Yorkers shake hands in the Oval Office, one running a city, the other running federal law enforcement like it’s his personal complaint desk.
pope clarifies: not every 'tyrant' is named donald

Pope Leo arriving in Angola, bravely attempting to promote peace while the President of the United States is busy uploading AI Jesus selfies of himself to yell at him online.
Pope Leo, the first American pope and apparently the last adult in the room, had to clarify that when he condemned "tyrants" who spend billions on "killing and devastation" instead of education and rebuilding, he wasn’t specifically subtweeting Donald Trump. The speech, he noted, was written two weeks earlier – i.e., before Trump decided to have a public meltdown because someone suggested war might be bad.
Trump, never one to pass up a chance to be the main character of global morality, responded by calling the Pope "WEAK on crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy" and then posting an AI-generated image of himself as a Jesus-like figure, which he later deleted once someone presumably explained that this was a bit on the nose for the whole authoritarian personality cult vibe. This all comes after Trump warned that "a whole civilisation will die" if Iran doesn’t meet US demands over the war and the Strait of Hormuz, thereby treating potential mass death as just another negotiating tactic.
Meanwhile, Leo is touring Africa, talking about a "bloodstained" region of Cameroon, condemning an "endless cycle of destabilisation and death," and pointing out that the "masters of war" love how easy it is to destroy and how hard it is to rebuild. Trump’s response? Not reflection, not restraint, but a public feud with the Pope and some messianic AI cosplay. American foreign policy under Trump continues to be run like a cross between a televangelist show and a Call of Duty livestream.
joe rogan, rfk jr, and the fda walk into a trip

Donald Trump, RFK Jr, and Joe Rogan stand in the Oval Office like they’re about to launch a wellness podcast, while the FDA quietly screams into a clipboard off camera.
Donald Trump has decided the best way to modernize drug policy is to hand the federal government’s psychedelic strategy to a podcaster and an anti-vax conspiracy heir, then tell the FDA to hit fast-forward. Via executive order, he’s directing the agency to "expedite" review of drugs like ibogaine, a powerful hallucinogen that might help with PTSD and addiction, while also dangling $50m in federal research money and another $50m conveniently lined up in Texas, the nation’s new testing ground for every culture war fever dream.
On paper, expanding evidence-based psychedelic treatment for veterans and people with substance use disorders is a sane, even overdue idea. In practice, this White House is treating the FDA like a content moderation team for Joe Rogan’s brain. The agency that’s supposed to be a buzzkill about safety and data is now under orders from a president who jokes, "Can I have some please? I don’t have time to be depressed," while RFK Jr – who previously accused the FDA of "aggressive suppression of psychedelics" – stands there as health secretary, nodding along like this is fine.
The reforms are framed as a breakthrough for science, but what’s really getting tested here is how much pressure the executive branch can put on a supposedly independent regulator whenever a pet cause lines up with a friendly media ecosystem and a red-state governor’s budget. If it works, great – more tools to fight PTSD and addiction. If it doesn’t, we’ve just taught future presidents that drug approval is a vibes-based negotiation between the Oval Office, a podcast studio, and whichever state wants to be the clinical-trial Thunderdome. America’s public health policy, now with 100% more ayahuasca-adjacent energy.
Source: theguardian.com
usaid fed into the wood chipper for freedom

Marco Rubio and Elon Musk stand over the shredded remains of USAID, proudly explaining that millions losing healthcare is just America getting tough on waste.
The Trump-Rubio-Musk brain trust has finally solved the age-old problem of "how do we stop millions of poor people from not dying?" by taking USAID – a six-decade-old pillar of US foreign policy – and shoving it “into the wood chipper”, Elon Musk’s own charming phrase for the DOGE-led cuts. Within months, Trump froze funding, announced dissolution, and by July had canceled over 80% of programs before stuffing the agency’s corpse into the state department and slapping on a "trade over aid" sticker so US companies wouldn’t feel left out of the carnage.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio dutifully bragged that 5,200 contracts spending "tens of billions" were gone, while Oxfam quietly pointed out that at least 23 million children will lose education and up to 95 million people will lose basic healthcare, with more than 3 million preventable deaths per year on the menu. So naturally, inside USAID, the political appointees behaved like a condo board with a grudge: a White House liaison demanding "Barney-style" slides so leadership might understand tuberculosis trials, paranoid Republicans insisting USAID was secretly providing abortions (it wasn’t, by law), and one senior official apparently convinced career staff killed his dog and therefore deserved to have their life’s work obliterated.
When acting global health chief Nicholas Enrich wrote a memo warning that freezing foreign aid would have "severe domestic and global consequences," he lasted a full 30 minutes before being put on leave – which, in this administration, counts as due process. Meanwhile, Musk waltzed into the White House to claim Ebola work had been restarted on the same day his DOGE crew canceled the contracts, because why let epidemiology get in the way of a good lie? The result: a small group of ignorant, vengeful ideologues and tech bros who neither understood nor cared what USAID did, gleefully shredding decades of expertise while calling it reform and selling it to the base as fighting "waste, fraud and abuse."
Source: theguardian.com
trump takes the pulpit, approval ratings stay in hell

President Trump addresses a megachurch crowd while Turning Point USA staff carefully blur the line between worship service and campaign rally, just as the founders definitely intended.
With his approval ratings tunneling somewhere below the Arizona bedrock, President Trump sought refuge in the one place where reality never quite makes it past the parking lot: a Turning Point USA rally at a megachurch. When your numbers are at record lows, you don’t broaden your coalition, you just crank the fog machine and preach to the already-converted in a tax-advantaged stadium for Jesus and merch sales.
This is the modern GOP strategy in miniature: wrap raw power in a sermon, run campaign events out of churches, and let Charlie Kirk’s youth propaganda factory provide the vibes while everyone politely pretends this isn’t one long test of how far you can push church–state boundaries before the IRS wakes up. It’s not governance, it’s not outreach, it’s just the same shrinking base getting louder in increasingly holy-sounding venues while the rest of the country quietly backs away.
Source: npr.org
president ancient-aliens orders the pentagon to drop the ufo mixtape

Barack Obama, briefly trending again because the current president heard the word ‘aliens’ and decided the Pentagon should become a promotional partner for UFO TikTok.
The President stood before Turning Point USA — the nation’s premier conference for future podcast guests — and announced that the Pentagon will be releasing “very interesting documents” about UFOs “very, very soon.” Because when you’ve turned every other part of government into a reality show prop, why not weaponize the Department of Defense as your personal Ancient Aliens writers’ room?
Trump bragged that he’d ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth — yes, the Fox News guy, not a typo — to comb through files on “alien and extraterrestrial life,” while the actual Pentagon quietly declined to say anything, presumably because they’re busy doing things like real national security. Meanwhile, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna is threatening subpoenas over 46 UAP videos like she’s chasing down Watergate instead of blurry footage of what a 2024 report already said were mostly misidentified ordinary objects. Rep. Tim Burchett is on X thanking Trump for “keeping your word to me,” as if this is the moon landing and not a content drop for the conspiracy crowd.
The fun twist: multiple Pentagon reviews have already said there’s no credible evidence of a government alien cover-up, no proof of extraterrestrial life, and that most sightings are just… regular stuff. But why let that stop anyone from turning classification, oversight, and defense intelligence into a fan-service teaser campaign? If you were wondering whether the serious machinery of state would be used to methodically inform the public or to juice the base with vibes about little green men, the answer has arrived from Phoenix, and it’s wearing a red hat.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump turns doj into the 'lock her up' fan club, again

The Department of Justice, seen here auditioning for the role of Trump’s personal legal hit squad.
The Brennan probe is tied to the intelligence community’s 2016 assessment that Russia interfered to help Donald Trump win, an analysis Trump has hated ever since it dared to be true. Now the local US attorney, Jason Reding Quiñones, is telling Main Justice an indictment may be coming soon, just as Trump has been publicly raging about the lack of prosecutions of his enemies. Pure coincidence, obviously.
Earlier this month, Trump fired attorney general Pam Bondi for failing to put enough heads on pikes and replaced her, on an "audition" basis, with acting AG Todd Blanche, who apparently understands the assignment. A former top Blanche aide has just been shipped down from DC to the Southern District of Florida to work on the Brennan matter, because if you’re going to criminalize a former CIA director for not lying about Russia, you want a loyalist who knows where the political pressure points are.
This is all part of a pattern so blatant it might as well have its own DOJ letterhead. When Trump tried to prosecute New York AG Letitia James last year, career prosecutors in Virginia balked and were fired. Now another career official expresses doubts about a transparently political case and is promptly removed from it. Rule of law has been replaced with a simpler standard: if Trump hates you, the Department of Justice will be right with you shortly.
Source: theguardian.com
ukraine politely asks america to stop doomscrolling the other war for a minute

Ukraine’s ambassador carefully explains that her country is still being invaded, while America wonders if it has the bandwidth to care about more than one catastrophic war at a time.
The subtext is loud enough to rattle NATO headquarters: with Trump back to trashing the alliance on television and Republicans treating Ukraine aid like a Fox News loyalty test, Kyiv is watching U.S. attention – and weapons – drift toward whatever crisis happens to spike oil prices this week. The ambassador’s "hope" that the Iran war ends so the world can refocus on Russia’s aggression is diplomatic code for: your superpower ADHD is going to get us all killed.
And hanging over all of this, again, is Trump’s open hostility to NATO, his long public crush on Putin, and a GOP caucus that now treats defending Ukraine as optional but defending Trump’s feelings as sacred duty. Authoritarian regimes are coordinating, democracies are pleading for focus, and the American right is busy asking whether helping a country being dismembered by Russia is really "worth it". The leopards are not just eating faces anymore; they’re drafting new borders.
Source: nbcnews.com
stephen miller’s friends help arizona ‘fix’ elections

Justin Heap, freshly empowered to restore ‘trust’ in elections by the same movement that spent four years torching it to the ground.
Maricopa County just had a judge decide which group of Republicans gets to sit closest to the election machinery, and Stephen Miller’s friends won. County recorder Justin Heap – a former GOP legislator who built a career gently fanning the ‘something’s wrong with our elections’ crowd without quite saying the magic words ‘stolen’ – sued the Republican-controlled Board of Supervisors for daring to control key election functions. The judge agreed the board had “acted unlawfully” by seizing his office’s staff, systems, and equipment, and handed Heap more authority over early voting and other operations.
The board says it’s only ever wanted to give Heap the resources he needs and that “voters always come first,” which is a fascinating way to describe a knife fight over who gets to place ballot drop boxes and run early voting in a state where MAGA conspiracy theorists have been screaming about bamboo ballots for four years. The previous recorder, Republican Stephen Richer, says Heap “catered to the really ugly stuff” and helped feed the harassment and threats aimed at the elections office. Naturally, Heap’s lawsuit arrived with the enthusiastic backing of America First Legal, the “public interest” group founded by Stephen Miller, now helpfully stationed in the White House as deputy chief of staff to make sure this kind of thing scales nationally.
So in Arizona’s largest county, the lesson is clear: whip up distrust in the election system, ride that wave into office, then use your new job – and Miller’s legal machine – to claw back more direct control over how people vote. The board is talking about an appeal, but the damage is done: the 2026 races in one of the country’s most important swing states will be run by a guy who built his brand on telling voters the system is trash, now armed with a court order and a far-right legal shop cheering from Washington. What could possibly go wrong with that for democracy.
Source: theguardian.com
trump admin defeats free speech, phd student graduates anyway

ICE agents bravely protecting America from the mortal threat of a child-development PhD who co-signed a campus op-ed.
Source: theguardian.com