The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1062 entries and counting.
jan 6 investigator tries to get her job back from the coup amnesty caucus

Three people who treated a violent coup attempt like it was serious, back before sedition came with frequent flyer miles and a presidential pardon punch card.
Elaine Luria, one of the former January 6 committee members Trump has on his eternal enemies list, is trying to claw her way back into Congress while the country enjoys Trump’s second-term combo pack: war with Iran, brutal federal cuts, and gas prices that look like your rent. She’s running in Virginia’s second district, a swing seat that now doubles as a referendum on whether voters still prefer democracy, or are sticking with the guy who started his comeback tour by pardoning 1,500 Capitol rioters like they were contest winners.
Luria’s old Republican replacement, Jennifer Kiggans, is described as a reliable rubber stamp for Trump, which is convenient, because this White House doesn’t really do “separate branches of government” anymore. While Trump’s approval sinks to 37%, his administration is busy weaponizing the justice department against people who annoyed him – like Letitia James and James Comey – and Biden had to hand out pre-emptive pardons to Jan 6 committee members on his way out the door just to keep them from being prosecuted for the crime of investigating an attempted coup.
So Luria’s campaign isn’t just about flipping a House seat; it’s about whether there will be enough Democrats in the chamber to act as any kind of brake on a president who has already turned insurrectionists into folk heroes, gutted the federal government, and turned DOJ into his personal grievance concierge. The wind may be at Democrats’ backs, but so is an administration that’s openly rewriting the rules to make sure accountability never happens again.
Source: theguardian.com
trump discovers article ii, decides history is illegal

A Trump flag flaps near Mar-a-Lago, symbolizing the new doctrine of presidential power: if it touches his hands, it’s his forever and you’re rude for asking.
Having already fired watchdogs, gutted agencies, and declared emergencies like they’re promo codes, Trump’s Justice Department has now decided that the Presidential Records Act – the law that says presidential records belong to the public, not the dude in the Oval Office – is actually unconstitutional. The Office of Legal Counsel, led by T. Elliot Gaiser, helpfully announced that Congress forcing a president to preserve records is a “burdensome regime” with no valid purpose, because who could possibly imagine a reason voters might want to know what their government did.
Historians, archivists, and anyone who reads above a fifth-grade level point out that this is basically an effort to make the presidency answerable to no one, not even the court of history. That’s not a bug, it’s the feature: Gene Hamilton, now at America First Legal, calls the idea that Congress can tell the president what to do with his paperwork “insane,” which is bold talk from a movement that thinks executive power is unlimited unless a Democrat is using it. This isn’t record-keeping, it’s regime maintenance – an attempt to turn presidential documents into private property so Trump can hoard, destroy, or monetize them as he pleases, while the rest of us are told to enjoy the strong-man vibes and stop asking questions.
Source: npr.org
the purge, but make it presidential

Donald Trump, moments before threatening another country while flanked by a man in a rabbit suit, proving once again that the banality of evil now comes with novelty props.
Nesrine Malik basically writes the field guide for understanding Trump’s second-term evil: it’s not the cinematic, uniformed, balcony-speech kind of fascism; it’s the stupid kind. The kind where a man can threaten “entire civilisations” while standing next to a gigantic Easter bunny, post himself as Jesus, and still unleash real wars, mass expulsions, and school bombings as background noise to his hurt feelings. The bodies pile up in Gaza, Iran, and Lebanon while the president of the United States governs like a YouTube comments section with nuclear codes.
The essay shreds the comforting myth that Trump can’t be fascist or truly dangerous because he’s too inept, too silly, too online. Malik points out that history’s monsters were often ridiculous in real time – Mussolini was a clown before he was a corpse in a gas station. Evil doesn’t always show up in Hugo Boss; sometimes it arrives as a thin-skinned boomer live-streaming his grievances, forever terrified of humiliation and determined to bomb his way out of feeling small.
Malik zeroes in on the performance aspect: cruelty as pageant. It’s not enough for ICE to destroy families – it has to be merchandised, complete with Trump grinning next to alligators in ICE caps under the slogan “Alligator Alcatraz” like a summer blockbuster about state terror. The pleasure isn’t just in the violence, but in flaunting the license to commit it, like The Purge with more golf and fewer ethics briefings. The message: this isn’t some manageable, ideology-free tantrum phase; it’s jubilant, escalating brutality.
The column closes on the obvious but still somehow controversial point: you don’t negotiate with this, you don’t downplay it as apolitical chaos that will burn itself out. You either fight it – urgently – or you let an emotionally broken man with a sociopath’s appetite for escalation and a toddler’s impulse control keep "reigning in Hell" from the Oval Office. The vibes may be clownish, but the body count is not.
Source: theguardian.com
trump calls alex jones a loser, forgets he once called him ‘amazing’

Cover of ‘The Madness of Believing,’ also known as: So I Helped Alex Jones Melt Brains for Years and All I Got Was This Book Deal.
Source: theguardian.com
trump runs ice like a customer service hotline

Two New Yorkers shake hands in the Oval Office, one running a city, the other running federal law enforcement like it’s his personal complaint desk.
pope clarifies: not every 'tyrant' is named donald

Pope Leo arriving in Angola, bravely attempting to promote peace while the President of the United States is busy uploading AI Jesus selfies of himself to yell at him online.
Pope Leo, the first American pope and apparently the last adult in the room, had to clarify that when he condemned "tyrants" who spend billions on "killing and devastation" instead of education and rebuilding, he wasn’t specifically subtweeting Donald Trump. The speech, he noted, was written two weeks earlier – i.e., before Trump decided to have a public meltdown because someone suggested war might be bad.
Trump, never one to pass up a chance to be the main character of global morality, responded by calling the Pope "WEAK on crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy" and then posting an AI-generated image of himself as a Jesus-like figure, which he later deleted once someone presumably explained that this was a bit on the nose for the whole authoritarian personality cult vibe. This all comes after Trump warned that "a whole civilisation will die" if Iran doesn’t meet US demands over the war and the Strait of Hormuz, thereby treating potential mass death as just another negotiating tactic.
Meanwhile, Leo is touring Africa, talking about a "bloodstained" region of Cameroon, condemning an "endless cycle of destabilisation and death," and pointing out that the "masters of war" love how easy it is to destroy and how hard it is to rebuild. Trump’s response? Not reflection, not restraint, but a public feud with the Pope and some messianic AI cosplay. American foreign policy under Trump continues to be run like a cross between a televangelist show and a Call of Duty livestream.
joe rogan, rfk jr, and the fda walk into a trip

Donald Trump, RFK Jr, and Joe Rogan stand in the Oval Office like they’re about to launch a wellness podcast, while the FDA quietly screams into a clipboard off camera.
Donald Trump has decided the best way to modernize drug policy is to hand the federal government’s psychedelic strategy to a podcaster and an anti-vax conspiracy heir, then tell the FDA to hit fast-forward. Via executive order, he’s directing the agency to "expedite" review of drugs like ibogaine, a powerful hallucinogen that might help with PTSD and addiction, while also dangling $50m in federal research money and another $50m conveniently lined up in Texas, the nation’s new testing ground for every culture war fever dream.
On paper, expanding evidence-based psychedelic treatment for veterans and people with substance use disorders is a sane, even overdue idea. In practice, this White House is treating the FDA like a content moderation team for Joe Rogan’s brain. The agency that’s supposed to be a buzzkill about safety and data is now under orders from a president who jokes, "Can I have some please? I don’t have time to be depressed," while RFK Jr – who previously accused the FDA of "aggressive suppression of psychedelics" – stands there as health secretary, nodding along like this is fine.
The reforms are framed as a breakthrough for science, but what’s really getting tested here is how much pressure the executive branch can put on a supposedly independent regulator whenever a pet cause lines up with a friendly media ecosystem and a red-state governor’s budget. If it works, great – more tools to fight PTSD and addiction. If it doesn’t, we’ve just taught future presidents that drug approval is a vibes-based negotiation between the Oval Office, a podcast studio, and whichever state wants to be the clinical-trial Thunderdome. America’s public health policy, now with 100% more ayahuasca-adjacent energy.
Source: theguardian.com
usaid fed into the wood chipper for freedom

Marco Rubio and Elon Musk stand over the shredded remains of USAID, proudly explaining that millions losing healthcare is just America getting tough on waste.
The Trump-Rubio-Musk brain trust has finally solved the age-old problem of "how do we stop millions of poor people from not dying?" by taking USAID – a six-decade-old pillar of US foreign policy – and shoving it “into the wood chipper”, Elon Musk’s own charming phrase for the DOGE-led cuts. Within months, Trump froze funding, announced dissolution, and by July had canceled over 80% of programs before stuffing the agency’s corpse into the state department and slapping on a "trade over aid" sticker so US companies wouldn’t feel left out of the carnage.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio dutifully bragged that 5,200 contracts spending "tens of billions" were gone, while Oxfam quietly pointed out that at least 23 million children will lose education and up to 95 million people will lose basic healthcare, with more than 3 million preventable deaths per year on the menu. So naturally, inside USAID, the political appointees behaved like a condo board with a grudge: a White House liaison demanding "Barney-style" slides so leadership might understand tuberculosis trials, paranoid Republicans insisting USAID was secretly providing abortions (it wasn’t, by law), and one senior official apparently convinced career staff killed his dog and therefore deserved to have their life’s work obliterated.
When acting global health chief Nicholas Enrich wrote a memo warning that freezing foreign aid would have "severe domestic and global consequences," he lasted a full 30 minutes before being put on leave – which, in this administration, counts as due process. Meanwhile, Musk waltzed into the White House to claim Ebola work had been restarted on the same day his DOGE crew canceled the contracts, because why let epidemiology get in the way of a good lie? The result: a small group of ignorant, vengeful ideologues and tech bros who neither understood nor cared what USAID did, gleefully shredding decades of expertise while calling it reform and selling it to the base as fighting "waste, fraud and abuse."
Source: theguardian.com
trump takes the pulpit, approval ratings stay in hell

President Trump addresses a megachurch crowd while Turning Point USA staff carefully blur the line between worship service and campaign rally, just as the founders definitely intended.
With his approval ratings tunneling somewhere below the Arizona bedrock, President Trump sought refuge in the one place where reality never quite makes it past the parking lot: a Turning Point USA rally at a megachurch. When your numbers are at record lows, you don’t broaden your coalition, you just crank the fog machine and preach to the already-converted in a tax-advantaged stadium for Jesus and merch sales.
This is the modern GOP strategy in miniature: wrap raw power in a sermon, run campaign events out of churches, and let Charlie Kirk’s youth propaganda factory provide the vibes while everyone politely pretends this isn’t one long test of how far you can push church–state boundaries before the IRS wakes up. It’s not governance, it’s not outreach, it’s just the same shrinking base getting louder in increasingly holy-sounding venues while the rest of the country quietly backs away.
Source: npr.org
president ancient-aliens orders the pentagon to drop the ufo mixtape

Barack Obama, briefly trending again because the current president heard the word ‘aliens’ and decided the Pentagon should become a promotional partner for UFO TikTok.
The President stood before Turning Point USA — the nation’s premier conference for future podcast guests — and announced that the Pentagon will be releasing “very interesting documents” about UFOs “very, very soon.” Because when you’ve turned every other part of government into a reality show prop, why not weaponize the Department of Defense as your personal Ancient Aliens writers’ room?
Trump bragged that he’d ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth — yes, the Fox News guy, not a typo — to comb through files on “alien and extraterrestrial life,” while the actual Pentagon quietly declined to say anything, presumably because they’re busy doing things like real national security. Meanwhile, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna is threatening subpoenas over 46 UAP videos like she’s chasing down Watergate instead of blurry footage of what a 2024 report already said were mostly misidentified ordinary objects. Rep. Tim Burchett is on X thanking Trump for “keeping your word to me,” as if this is the moon landing and not a content drop for the conspiracy crowd.
The fun twist: multiple Pentagon reviews have already said there’s no credible evidence of a government alien cover-up, no proof of extraterrestrial life, and that most sightings are just… regular stuff. But why let that stop anyone from turning classification, oversight, and defense intelligence into a fan-service teaser campaign? If you were wondering whether the serious machinery of state would be used to methodically inform the public or to juice the base with vibes about little green men, the answer has arrived from Phoenix, and it’s wearing a red hat.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump turns doj into the 'lock her up' fan club, again

The Department of Justice, seen here auditioning for the role of Trump’s personal legal hit squad.
The Brennan probe is tied to the intelligence community’s 2016 assessment that Russia interfered to help Donald Trump win, an analysis Trump has hated ever since it dared to be true. Now the local US attorney, Jason Reding Quiñones, is telling Main Justice an indictment may be coming soon, just as Trump has been publicly raging about the lack of prosecutions of his enemies. Pure coincidence, obviously.
Earlier this month, Trump fired attorney general Pam Bondi for failing to put enough heads on pikes and replaced her, on an "audition" basis, with acting AG Todd Blanche, who apparently understands the assignment. A former top Blanche aide has just been shipped down from DC to the Southern District of Florida to work on the Brennan matter, because if you’re going to criminalize a former CIA director for not lying about Russia, you want a loyalist who knows where the political pressure points are.
This is all part of a pattern so blatant it might as well have its own DOJ letterhead. When Trump tried to prosecute New York AG Letitia James last year, career prosecutors in Virginia balked and were fired. Now another career official expresses doubts about a transparently political case and is promptly removed from it. Rule of law has been replaced with a simpler standard: if Trump hates you, the Department of Justice will be right with you shortly.
Source: theguardian.com
ukraine politely asks america to stop doomscrolling the other war for a minute

Ukraine’s ambassador carefully explains that her country is still being invaded, while America wonders if it has the bandwidth to care about more than one catastrophic war at a time.
The subtext is loud enough to rattle NATO headquarters: with Trump back to trashing the alliance on television and Republicans treating Ukraine aid like a Fox News loyalty test, Kyiv is watching U.S. attention – and weapons – drift toward whatever crisis happens to spike oil prices this week. The ambassador’s "hope" that the Iran war ends so the world can refocus on Russia’s aggression is diplomatic code for: your superpower ADHD is going to get us all killed.
And hanging over all of this, again, is Trump’s open hostility to NATO, his long public crush on Putin, and a GOP caucus that now treats defending Ukraine as optional but defending Trump’s feelings as sacred duty. Authoritarian regimes are coordinating, democracies are pleading for focus, and the American right is busy asking whether helping a country being dismembered by Russia is really "worth it". The leopards are not just eating faces anymore; they’re drafting new borders.
Source: nbcnews.com
stephen miller’s friends help arizona ‘fix’ elections

Justin Heap, freshly empowered to restore ‘trust’ in elections by the same movement that spent four years torching it to the ground.
Maricopa County just had a judge decide which group of Republicans gets to sit closest to the election machinery, and Stephen Miller’s friends won. County recorder Justin Heap – a former GOP legislator who built a career gently fanning the ‘something’s wrong with our elections’ crowd without quite saying the magic words ‘stolen’ – sued the Republican-controlled Board of Supervisors for daring to control key election functions. The judge agreed the board had “acted unlawfully” by seizing his office’s staff, systems, and equipment, and handed Heap more authority over early voting and other operations.
The board says it’s only ever wanted to give Heap the resources he needs and that “voters always come first,” which is a fascinating way to describe a knife fight over who gets to place ballot drop boxes and run early voting in a state where MAGA conspiracy theorists have been screaming about bamboo ballots for four years. The previous recorder, Republican Stephen Richer, says Heap “catered to the really ugly stuff” and helped feed the harassment and threats aimed at the elections office. Naturally, Heap’s lawsuit arrived with the enthusiastic backing of America First Legal, the “public interest” group founded by Stephen Miller, now helpfully stationed in the White House as deputy chief of staff to make sure this kind of thing scales nationally.
So in Arizona’s largest county, the lesson is clear: whip up distrust in the election system, ride that wave into office, then use your new job – and Miller’s legal machine – to claw back more direct control over how people vote. The board is talking about an appeal, but the damage is done: the 2026 races in one of the country’s most important swing states will be run by a guy who built his brand on telling voters the system is trash, now armed with a court order and a far-right legal shop cheering from Washington. What could possibly go wrong with that for democracy.
Source: theguardian.com
trump admin defeats free speech, phd student graduates anyway

ICE agents bravely protecting America from the mortal threat of a child-development PhD who co-signed a campus op-ed.
Source: theguardian.com
trump gives ice $75bn, gets discount goon squad

ICE recruiters reviewing applications: "Bankrupt, fired, lied on a report? Perfect. Can you start Monday and bring your own handcuffs?"
Source: theguardian.com
vice president of jesus tells pope to watch his mouth

JD Vance, America’s self-appointed assistant pope, pauses between media hits to explain Catholicism to the guy in the white hat.
Source: theguardian.com
president infomercial hits the road

Trump pauses mid-rally to explain that if you squint hard enough, a billionaire tax cut looks exactly like a paycheck for you.
Reporters dutifully describe this as a "message to voters" instead of what it is: the sitting president barnstorming key states to prop up a Congress that keeps rubber-stamping his judges, his corruption, and his "what if the rule of law, but less" agenda. The White House insists it's all about policy, which is adorable, given that the policy is mostly "trust me, it'll be great" and a PowerPoint written by corporate lobbyists.
While Trump rallies the base with culture-war greatest hits and fantasy economics, the subtext is clear: keep Republicans in charge or the investigations, subpoenas, and faint whiff of accountability might return. It's not quite Mussolini-on-a-balcony, but it's definitely the early-access tour for a government where elections are treated as a minor inconvenience to be managed, not a mandate to be earned.
Source: today.com
trump world discovers children make excellent target practice

America First Policy Institute staffers workshop new ways to say “we’re banning your healthcare” while insisting it’s all very compassionate and science-based.
AFPI isn’t just some fringe crank operation; it’s basically Trump’s HR department. The group brags that Trump’s second-term administration has implemented over 90% of its agenda and placed at least 73 of its people in his government, including eight at the cabinet level. That agenda includes five early executive orders targeting trans people in the military, schools, sports, healthcare, and even on legal documents, plus federal bans on care for anyone under 19 and for incarcerated adults. A former Trump Domestic Policy Council aide, Scott Centorino, happily told the AFPI audience that Trump gave him a "blank check" and "essentially no leash" to go after gender-affirming care — which is exactly what you want to hear about a government crusade against a hated minority.
The plan now is to keep squeezing. AFPI and its friends in the broader Project 2025 ecosystem have already helped push anti-trans laws through at least half the states, targeting everything from puberty blockers to sports teams to bathroom use. Having used trans kids as the test market, they’re openly eyeing adults next, while the White House pretends it’s just about "defending girls’ sports" and stopping "unscientific" care. When a president hands ideological operatives "endless runway" to decide which medical treatments entire groups of people are allowed to receive, that’s not policy — that’s a theocratic control freak fantasy with executive orders attached.
Source: theguardian.com
congress speedruns the police state for 10 more days

Mike Johnson and friends celebrate tax cuts while quietly keeping the government’s all-you-can-eat surveillance buffet open in the background.
The House just renewed one of the government’s favorite snooping toys, FISA Section 702, for a neat little 10-day grace period — because nothing says "serious constitutional oversight" like treating mass surveillance as a checkout-line impulse purchase. GOP leaders tried to ram through a five-year extension or the 18-month version Trump demanded, but both collapsed, leaving them to pass a stopgap by unanimous consent so no one had to be on record actually defending this mess.
For the uninitiated, 702 lets U.S. intelligence vacuum up the communications of foreign targets abroad and, as a fun bonus, hoover in Americans’ calls, texts, and emails that get caught in the same net. For almost twenty years, privacy hawks in both parties have begged for the bare-minimum reform of requiring a court’s permission before agents go digging through Americans’ data. The intelligence community, clutching its pearls, insists that having to get a warrant might slightly inconvenience their ability to read your email.
Weeks of House chaos produced only cosmetic tweaks that left civil-liberties advocates unsatisfied and the surveillance state essentially intact. Lawmakers now pretend they’re on the brink of some grand reform while quietly making sure the spying never actually stops — because if 702 ever truly lapsed, tech and telecom companies might sue, and we can’t have corporate America discovering it has rights ordinary citizens don’t.
new jersey sends trump a strongly worded congresswoman

Analilia Mejia celebrates her win while somewhere in Florida Trump wonders why New Jersey voters hate his coup-themed loyalty program.
Source: theguardian.com