The Trump Presidency Is Going Great
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Wednesday, October 28, 2026
trump prepares america for dementia by defunding anyone who might treat it

Artist’s rendering of US long-term care in 2050: one overworked aide, 40 dementia patients, and a framed photo of Trump labeled “architect of savings.”
The US is on track to have double the annual dementia cases by 2050, which is convenient, because by then no one will remember who thought it was a good idea to gut Medicaid while the population ages. Researchers project new dementia cases globally will jump from 11.4 million a year to 24.7 million, while US cases are set to nearly double — and the Trump administration’s response is to swing a budgetary sledgehammer at the only program that pays for more than half of long-term care.
Geriatric specialists? Vanishing. Nursing home staff? Burned out and underpaid, making less than $19 an hour to do some of the hardest work in healthcare. Medicaid? Hit with nearly $1tn in cuts over 10 years courtesy of Trump’s gloriously named One Big Beautiful Bill Act, because if there’s one thing this White House hates more than expertise, it’s poor and disabled people who stubbornly refuse to die on schedule. States are scrambling with loan forgiveness and incentive payments while Washington yanks the floor out from under them.
Meanwhile, the FDA has approved new Alzheimer’s drugs and blood tests that can help diagnose and maybe slow the disease — so we’re inventing ways to spot dementia earlier and keep people alive longer precisely as we defund the infrastructure required to care for them. Experts talk about prevention, exercise, and better cardiovascular health; Trumpworld offers a competing model: make healthcare so inaccessible that people skip treatment entirely. It’s not a healthcare strategy, it’s actuarial cleansing dressed up as fiscal responsibility.
Monday, October 19, 2026
trump to rural america: nice hospitals you’ve got there, shame if funding depended on them
Trump hosts a 'Great, Historic Investment in Rural Health' roundtable, thoughtfully explaining that rural hospitals will get funded just as soon as their state governments say the magic policy words.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new vision for rural healthcare: treat it like a reality show prize. States can compete for their share of a $50 billion "Rural Health Transformation" pot, but only if they agree to weaken or ditch their certificate of need (CON) laws — the rules that decide where and when new hospitals and services can be built. Call it Deal or No Deal, except the briefcases hold dialysis clinics and trauma centers.
CON laws are a mess and have bipartisan critics, but rather than, say, pass legislation or encourage thoughtful reform, the White House chose the more efficient route of dangling federal cash over collapsing rural hospitals and telling states: change your laws or watch your communities rot a little faster. Six states have already signaled they're ready to play ball, because when your budget is cratering and your hospitals are closing, "voluntary" federal policy starts to look a lot like a hostage note written on CMS letterhead.
The best part? This is being sold as a "Great, Historic Investment in Rural Health" while the fine print says states that keep stronger oversight of hospital expansion get worse scores and less money. So rural voters who were promised world-class care are now stuck in a grand experiment where Trump, citing the rare cosmic alignment between himself and Barack Obama, uses their access to emergency rooms as a bargaining chip in a long-running ideological fight. Modernization, apparently, means the federal government playing SimCity with actual human hospitals and telling states: obey, and maybe we’ll let your people live.
Thursday, October 15, 2026
trump admin discovers health care fraud, accidentally cancels real people instead

Healthcare.gov: where the coverage is affordable, the interface is clunky, and the Trump administration might delete your insurance if you don't pick up spam calls.
The Trump administration proudly announced it had heroically saved taxpayers by kicking 760,000 people off ACA plans through a big "anti-fraud" sweep on Healthcare.gov. Then a funny thing happened: insurers started quietly putting some of those people back, because it turns out not everyone was a "phantom" enrollment conjured up by shadowy brokers. Some were just regular humans who made the mistake of missing a letter or not answering a phone call from a number they didn’t recognize. Truly, the stuff of criminal masterminds.
Supporters like Brian Blase and his Paragon Health Institute — a sort of think tank for people who wake up angry that poor people can see a doctor — are calling this crackdown "long overdue," based on their own controversial research that just happens to support gutting ACA coverage. Meanwhile, CMS is already onto Phase Two, scrutinizing another 419,000 sign-ups, with insurers asked to report back on how many people they can’t get ahold of sometime "around mid-to-late November, after the midterm elections." What a wild coincidence in timing, surely nothing to see there.
The administration, naturally, is saying as little as possible about how many people were wrongly dropped, how hard they tried to contact them, or how fast they’re fixing their mistakes. Health law expert Katie Keith notes that yes, some enrollments might be improper — and also yes, a whole lot of people may have been "lost in the shuffle" and stripped of coverage for no good reason. The lack of transparency, she says, is "telling." When your anti-fraud crusade starts looking like a mass purge of legitimate coverage and your main fix is "call us back and beg," what you’re really cutting is not fraud — it’s access to health care.
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
turns out letting people die is bad politics
Sunday, October 11, 2026
pro-life movement heroically shuts down maternity wards

A shuttered maternity ward, thoughtfully closed so Republicans can protect life from the moment of conception until the second it costs money.
Experts are pointing out that this will "absolutely" hurt pregnant women and specialized providers, especially in rural communities where losing one ward can leave entire counties without a single place to give birth safely. But don’t worry, the law supposedly "protects" pregnant people — as long as the state magically knows they’re pregnant and doesn’t kick them off coverage by mistake. Nothing says "family values" like forcing women to drive hours in labor because Paul Ryan’s spreadsheet needed to feel respected.
Just to really commit to the bit, the Trump administration also put the entire CDC pregnancy risk assessment monitoring system team on administrative leave and shut down access to one of the only datasets tracking pre-pregnancy, pregnancy, and postpartum health. So we’re not only making maternal mortality worse, we’re blinding the people who could prove it. As one researcher put it, disparities will widen — or we won’t even see them, because the data is gone. America: where the party that calls itself "pro-life" cuts maternity wards, defunds Medicaid, and then turns off the cameras.
Friday, September 25, 2026
trump discovers 760,000 ‘ghosts,’ coincidentally all need health insurance

JD Vance announces that hundreds of thousands of sick Americans are actually imaginary, while standing in front of a sign bragging about '$22 billion Obamacare fraud' like he just solved healthcare instead of setting it on fire.
JD Vance, currently cosplaying as a corruption-fighting populist, insists this is all about making sure only the right people get Obamacare subsidies, while experts point out the obvious: the administration is quietly dismantling ACA, Medicaid, and Medicare coverage piece by piece. Nearly 3 million people have already lost marketplace coverage in the last year, and now another 760,000 are being algorithmically ghosted, plus $2.2bn in Medicaid payments are being withheld from California and Minnesota’s home health aide programs that disabled people literally depend on to stay alive. The method here is simple: make enrollment so convoluted, hostile, and opaque that millions fall off coverage, then call it “fraud prevention” and brag about the savings.
Instead of verifying eligibility like a functioning government, CMS dumped a million-name "suspicious" list on insurers and gave people 30 days to respond or lose coverage — a perfectly designed filter to catch not just scammers, but anyone who is poor, sick, busy, disabled, non-English-speaking, or just unfamiliar with the concept that their own government is trying to kill their insurance behind their back. Health policy experts are already warning this mass disenrollment could destabilize the broader system. The Trump team, on the other hand, has discovered a far more important policy innovation: if you redefine vulnerable patients as "ghosts," you can cancel their coverage, call it a $2.2bn victory against fraud, and pretend the human cost doesn’t exist at all.
Thursday, September 24, 2026
trump taps anti-abortion anti-vax whisperer to run the fda, what could go wrong

Dr. Heidi Overton preparing to regulate America’s drug supply with a copy of Gold Standard Science: The MAGA Edition.
The Trump White House has found its dream FDA chief: Dr. Heidi Overton, a preventive medicine doc whose main qualifications appear to be hating abortion, vibing with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s anti-vax “Make America Healthy Again” crusade, and cheering the fall of Roe from a cushy perch at the America First Policy Institute. Naturally, she’s now up for the job of overseeing drug safety, vaccines, and, you know, that pesky abortion pill mifepristone that Republicans like HELP Committee chair Sen. Bill Cassidy are desperate to yank out of the mail and back into the 1950s.
Overton will waltz into her confirmation hearing while Cassidy demands she help roll back Biden-era telemedicine and mail access to mifepristone, citing “safety” concerns that actual studies have already shredded. She’s previously called medication abortion “dangerous to women,” which is a bold take given the medical literature, but perfectly aligned with the Trump-Kennedy health brain trust that just pushed an executive order to reduce childhood vaccines while Trump mused that the measles vaccine is lethal. Even Cassidy, who’s been grilling Trump nominees on vaccines like it’s his side hustle, wants her to admit that one is absurd.
Experts note that Overton doesn’t seem to have experience running massive regulatory agencies, overseeing clinical trials, or dealing with the products the FDA regulates, but the White House swears she’ll deliver “Gold Standard Science,” which is a fascinating way to describe appointing a political operative to referee everything from abortion access to food safety. Meanwhile, the FDA is reeling from staff losses and dealing with nationwide outbreaks and recalls, and former officials are politely begging for “science-based, transparent and consistent” leadership. Instead, they’re getting a culture warrior whose main mission appears to be turning the FDA into the enforcement arm of Trump’s abortion and vaccine politics.
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
kamala harris tours the wreckage of trump’s medicaid cuts

Kamala Harris and Abdul El-Sayed discuss Black maternal health while somewhere in Washington a Trump budget spreadsheet quietly asks why these women insist on being alive in the first place.
Kamala Harris popped back into Michigan to do what Democrats now specialize in: visiting communities Donald Trump ran over with a policy bulldozer and promising that, someday, the Senate might locate the brakes. Standing in a Detroit birth center, she reminded everyone that Medicaid is the biggest funder of maternity care in the country and that Trump helpfully tried to hack a casual $1 trillion out of it. Very pro-life of him, if your definition of life excludes pregnant people actually surviving childbirth.
Harris also torched the Trump administration for its crusade against anything it can label as “diversity-related”, which apparently includes federal research on fibroids and Black maternal health. Because when the data show Black women are dying at higher rates, the obvious solution is to stop collecting the data. Problem solved, statistics deleted, crisis cured by spreadsheet genocide.
Enter Abdul El-Sayed, progressive doctor guy, now the Democrats’ Senate nominee, who Harris pitched as one of the few people who might function as a “stopgap” on Trump’s abuses. The theory is: elect enough people like him and maybe the Senate stops being a rubber stamp for cutting healthcare and defunding research that could keep women alive. Of course, this requires Democrats to hold the Michigan seat, flip at least four more, and not implode over Gaza, uncommitted votes, or which flavor of incrementalism they’re currently mad about.
So Harris gets to test-drive her 2028 ambitions while standing in front of the human fallout from Trump’s agenda: women whose access to care depends on a Medicaid program he tried to kneecap, and medical issues his administration decided were too “woke” to study. The White House calls it fiscal responsibility; everyone in that birth center knows it looks a lot more like policy-assisted neglect.
jd vance discovers 750,000 imaginary poor people

JD Vance explains that the best way to fix Obamacare fraud is to delete the patients and see who’s still alive afterward.
Wednesday, September 2, 2026
dems prepare to mop up trump’s ‘beautiful’ health care disaster

Hakeem Jeffries holds up a chart showing Trump’s ‘beautiful’ healthcare bill, otherwise known as the part where millions lose coverage so corporations can buy their third yacht.
Friday, August 28, 2026
trump’s fda pick arrives just in time for the explosive diarrhea era

Trump’s FDA: now with 50% fewer inspectors and 500% more salad‑induced regret.
America’s latest public health innovation: 17,000 cases of explosive diarrhoea in one summer, courtesy of cyclospora‑tainted lettuce and an FDA that’s been cut down to the point where an outbreak can rampage for ten weeks before the CDC bothers to sound the alarm. E. coli, salmonella, cyclospora – it’s like the Trump administration turned the entire food supply into a live‑action science experiment, minus the science and plus a lot of Gatorade.
Health and Human Services swears the response has been “robust,” which is certainly one word for waiting months while people like 59‑year‑old David Hargrave have diarrhoea every day for a month and a half because the government couldn’t be bothered to keep enough inspectors on the job. Food safety experts say gutted staffing and botched communication helped turn a manageable outbreak into a national gut‑punch; the administration insists everything is fine, which is exactly what you want to hear from the people who just turned salad into a weapon.
Into this gastrointestinal apocalypse strides Trump’s FDA nominee, Dr. Overton: Johns Hopkins‑trained surgeon, current chief policy officer at the America First Policy Institute, and now aspiring head of the agency in charge of vaccines, abortion pills, and whether your lunch tries to kill you. Public health experts worry she’ll put Trump’s agenda over actual science, which the White House tries to spin as her being a champion of “Gold Standard Science” – a phrase that now apparently covers dismantling childhood vaccine schedules and meddling in reproductive healthcare while the lettuce poisons everyone.
Even Senate health committee chair Bill Cassidy – a Republican doctor, not exactly Antifa – has “strong concerns” about her cheerleading for Trump’s vaccine overhaul orders. Meanwhile the MAHA movement is mad about Trump boosting domestic glyphosate production, accusing Overton of helping push an order to crank out more suspected carcinogen. So on one side: deregulation die‑hards who think the FDA should be a vibes‑based suggestion box. On the other: conspiracy influencers who think she’s not reckless enough. The only clear winner so far is cyclospora.
Sunday, August 23, 2026
trump’s health care ‘wins’ reach california right on schedule

Xavier Becerra campaigns in front of a giant Shohei Ohtani mural, presumably hoping California voters will appreciate someone who actually tries to cover all the bases instead of just gutting their health insurance from the luxury box.
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
anti-vax whisperer tapped to run the fda, what could go wrong

Trump introduces his new FDA pick, presumably after confirming she’s fully committed to protecting Americans from the grave threat of… too many vaccines.
Sunday, August 16, 2026
trump discovers a bold new frontier in cruelty: poor trans kids on medicaid

A crowd of trans kids and allies outside the Supreme Court, still under the quaint illusion that the federal government might someday care more about their lives than about pandering to bigots.
The Trump administration has finally answered the age-old question, "How can federal health policy be even more vindictive?" By issuing a new rule that bans any federal Medicaid or CHIP dollars from covering gender-affirming care for trans youth, they’ve managed to turn the country’s safety net into a weapon. The affected group is tiny — an estimated 130,000 trans minors in states where care is still legal — so of course the White House focused its full attention on them, because nothing screams "strong leadership" like beating up the smallest, poorest, most politically powerless kids you can find.
One California mom, a lifelong Republican now on Medicaid after her husband’s company collapsed, gets to learn firsthand what "family values" actually means in Trumpworld: you can have your child’s medically recommended care or you can be poor, but not both. She’s so afraid of federal retaliation she won’t even use her full name, because this administration has made it perfectly clear that parents of trans kids are not just undeserving of help — they’re potential targets. Health law experts call the move "unprecedented" and "untested"; the administration calls it Tuesday. States can theoretically backfill the lost funds, but with red legislatures already racing to outlaw the care entirely, the plan is obvious: strangle access from Washington while the states finish the job.
So here we are: a federal government that has never before singled out a specific diagnosis and patient population to defund is doing exactly that, for no reason other than ideology and spite. Medicaid — a program literally designed so low-income kids don’t die for being poor — is now being rewritten so some of them can die for being trans, too. "Pro-life," of course.
Thursday, August 13, 2026
trump admin to trans kids: lose your healthcare, it's called freedom

Robert F Kennedy Jr’s HHS carefully reviewing the medical evidence by setting it on fire and declaring the ashes "pro-child".
Robert F Kennedy Jr’s HHS has already been scolded by a federal judge for "wanton disregard" for the law and "very real harm" to "very real people" after they tried to criminally refer providers under a dusty statute, causing clinics nationwide to abruptly drop trans patients. Now they’re back with the budget cosplay version: end federal funding, force kids to taper off hormones in six months, and call it "evidence-based" while ignoring actual evidence and 90% of public comments opposing the rule. This isn’t health policy, it’s a culture-war purity test with a body count.
Advocates are racing to court, states might try to plug the gap with their own Medicaid dollars, and mutual aid networks will once again be asked to do what the federal government refuses: keep kids alive. Meanwhile, HHS spokesperson Emily Hilliard insists taxpayers shouldn’t "finance interventions" like gender-affirming care, as if trans kids were some frivolous luxury item instead of human beings. Allowing political appointees to decide which medically accepted care entire groups are allowed to receive is a handy template – today it’s trans youth, tomorrow it’s abortion, PrEP, IVF, or anything else that offends the administration’s theology. The cruelty is the point, the precedent is the weapon.
Friday, August 7, 2026
trump discovers you can kill people by defunding the paperwork

Trump-era health policy: fire the researchers, cancel the grants, and let AI and vibes handle the septic shock.
The Trump administration has finally found a way to make government smaller: just quietly gut the tiny agency that keeps hospitals from accidentally killing you. The Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ) — the folks whose work cut deadly central-line infections by 41%, helped prevent an estimated 20,500 deaths, and saved $7.7bn in four years — is being stripped for parts. Grants are being cancelled midstream, 75% of the staff are gone, and the office that actually reviews grants has been vaporized. Congress appropriated $345m; the agency has managed to spend less than $15m, because apparently the new innovation in health policy is not doing it.
Among the projects abruptly axed: training to manage high-risk pregnancies in a country with obscene maternal mortality, research to keep kids from getting unnecessary CT scans, work on catching lung cancer earlier, and telehealth for rural patients. The official excuse is that AHRQ is “refocusing” on patient safety and measurable outcomes — which is awkward, since most of the cancelled grants were… exactly that. One even studied antibiotic resistance, while AHRQ’s Trump-appointed director Roger Klein gives speeches about focusing on antibiotic resistance. He’s also reportedly told staff that AI can replace much of what his scientists do, because nothing says “patient safety” like swapping decades of field research for a chatbot that has never inserted a central line and thinks peer review is something that happens on Yelp.
On the legal front, this isn’t just negligent, it’s potentially illegal. Congress decides how money gets spent, but the health department is sitting on appropriated funds and playing word games — insisting grants weren’t “terminated,” just “not awarded continued funding.” That semantic pretzel is their attempt to dodge a federal judge’s ruling that agencies can’t yank grants just because Trumpworld suddenly dislikes the priorities they themselves approved. Professional societies have sued RFK Jr. and Klein, the GAO is sniffing around for unlawful impoundment, and HHS is pretending this is all just normal housekeeping as it saws through the floorboards of patient safety.
AHRQ costs about a dollar per American per year — roughly 0.3% of HHS’s discretionary budget — and its whole job is to prevent the kinds of hospital screwups that never make headlines because they never happen. So naturally, this administration is betting that the public won’t notice when that quiet layer of protection disappears. The deaths will show up one by one, in scattered ICUs and ERs, written off as “complications” we already know how to prevent. No press release, no Rose Garden ceremony, just a slow-motion body count brought to you by a government that decided science was “moral signaling” and that the best way to improve healthcare is to stop funding the people who actually figured out how to make it safer.
trump admin discovers bold new va strategy: fewer doctors, more press releases

Doug Collins explains that losing hundreds of VA mental health providers is actually proof of a bold new efficiency strategy, while a PowerPoint slide behind him just says “VETERANS: THOUGHTS & PRAYERS” in 72-point font.
House Democrats are asking VA Secretary Doug Collins the rude question you’re never supposed to pose in Trump’s America: “So, uh, what happened to all the mental health care for veterans you promised?” Backed by ProPublica’s reporting, they’d like to know why the country’s largest healthcare system is hemorrhaging psychologists and psychiatrists while veterans are being herded into online group sessions with up to 35 people and individual appointments that last about as long as a campaign rally fact-check.
The numbers are impressively awful. The VA has roughly 500 fewer psychologists and psychiatrists than it did a year ago, staff are burned out enough to put it in their exit surveys, and veterans like Navy and Army vet Jason Beaman are giving up on therapy altogether after being passed around like a bad bill in Congress. Experts point out that VA mental health care is actually better than what vets get in the private sector — which makes the administration’s plan of letting that system collapse a real masterclass in policy sabotage.
Meanwhile, the VA’s response team is working overtime — not to hire clinicians, but to compose emails. Spokesperson Quinn Slaven insists that the Trump administration is “solely focused” on serving veterans and that everything is going great, actually, citing record appointment counts and lower wait times, which is what happens when you cram dozens of vets into one Zoom call and call it care. Another spokesperson, Peter Kasperowicz, accuses ProPublica of cherry-picking problems and claims things were worse under Biden, a bold line to take while your own data shows your mental health workforce is in free fall.
Only after ProPublica sent the VA the names of struggling veterans did the agency suddenly discover phones and email and start checking on them, like a landlord who finally fixes the heat once the city inspector shows up. The department now has until Aug. 14 to explain to Congress how “highest quality care” somehow translated into fewer providers, more burnout, and veterans slipping through the cracks. Should be a fascinating exercise in creative writing.
Saturday, July 25, 2026
cyclospora, chaos, and the taco bell parasite speedrun

FDA officials carefully studying a map of Taco Bells and hoping the parasite just gets bored and leaves on its own.
America’s food safety system has officially entered its "try turning the country off and back on again" phase. Former FDA deputy commissioner Frank Yiannas — who served under both Trump and Biden, so he’s seen some things — is now saying the Trump administration’s handling of the cyclospora outbreak is approaching catastrophic levels of mismanagement. Thousands have been sickened by a microscopic parasite that causes explosive diarrhea, and the federal response has basically been: vibes, press releases, and finger-pointing.
The FDA rushed out to blame lettuce from Taylor Farms, a Taco Bell supplier, then started quietly walking that back while simultaneously insisting they still have “strong evidence.” Taylor Farms says the FDA apologized; the FDA says absolutely not, which is reassuring, because when you’re dealing with a nationwide foodborne parasite outbreak, what you really want is a public he-said/she-said between the regulator and the salad people.
Meanwhile, Health Secretary RFK Jr is out here declaring the outbreak “under control” while the FDA is expanding its investigation to 7,400 potential cases across nine states. So either the parasite is under control or the press releases are; it’s definitely not both. Yiannas is now calling for an independent review with congressional oversight, because when your national food safety strategy boils down to "guess, retract, deny, repeat," you might want someone to check the math.
What we’re left with is a federal response that can’t clearly explain what’s happening, who’s responsible, or how they’ll stop it next time — but is extremely confident about not answering questions. The Trump-era food safety legacy: you might not know what’s in your lettuce, but you can be absolutely sure nobody competent is in charge of finding out.
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
trump’s america: healthcare stops at the prison gate

Cody Coughenour, living proof that giving people Medicaid before they leave jail actually works — which is precisely why the Trump administration is trying to strangle it in the crib.