The Trump Presidency Timeline

President frumpy face is contemplating redeploying nearly 90,000 newly hired IRS agents to guard the southern border. Critics argue that this plan not only diverts resources from tax enforcement but also raises questions about the agents' preparedness for such a role.

According to recent reports, former President Donald Trump's phone calls with British leaders were so filled with gaffes and misunderstandings that staff members were left in tears—from laughter. Our president, the blowhard bufoon

being the most un-american mother fucker alive president donald frump shared the spotlight at his Las Vegas rally with none other than Stewart Rhodes, founder of the Oath Keepers militia and freshly pardoned convict, because nothing says patriotism like cozying up to a man convicted of plotting against the very government you're leading. Critics argue that elevating a seditionist to rally VIP sends a troubling message about the administration's stance on democracy, but hey, in today's political circus, who needs principles when you have pardons?

In his latest display of hydro-logic, President Trump has suggested that California's water woes—and those pesky wildfires—could be solved by simply turning on a "very large faucet" to let millions of gallons flow south. According to Trump, this massive water source is just waiting to be unleashed, if only California would stop prioritizing a certain fish over human needs. Experts, however, are scratching their heads, noting that California's water primarily comes from the Sierra Nevada mountains, not some mythical northern spigot. But why let facts get in the way of a good plumbing analogy? After all, in Trump's world, complex environmental issues can be fixed with a simple twist of the wrist.

Donald Trump's second inauguration drew a mere 24.6 million viewers—making it the least-watched swearing-in since Obama's 2013 ceremony. That's 6 million fewer than his first inauguration and 9 million shy of Biden's 2021 event. Looks like even the 'silent majority' hit the snooze button this time, they're tired of his lame shit too

Nothing says "free democracy" like sending Secret Service agents to interrogate an 11 year old child student over a TikTok video mocking Donald Trump. The agents were reportedly blocked by Chicago school officials, but the attempt itself raises unsettling questions about abuse of power. Critics argue that this is the kind of heavy-handed behavior you'd expect from a regime, not a republic. When political thin skin leads to law enforcement knocking on kids' doors, it’s hard not to see the creeping shadow of authoritarianism. Welcome to Trump’s America: where even children aren’t safe from overreach.

Because solving real issues is overrated, the Trump administration has officially renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America." Clearly, this is the bold leadership we’ve all been waiting for—rebranding an entire body of water like it’s a failed hotel chain. Critics argue this move is diplomatically tone-deaf, but hey, who needs Mexico when you’ve got marketing genius? Next up: Mount Trumpmore?