The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 149 entries and counting.
trump's paper-thin peace deals unraveling like cheap toilet paper
Trump, who apparently thinks peace can be brokered with FIFA awards and photo ops, at the FIFA World Cup 2026 Official Draw. Because nothing says 'peace in our time' like soccer.
Source: npr.org
trump's memecoin dinner: ethics are for losers
Trump dining with his crypto cronies: where ethics are the punchline.
Source: npr.org
trump sells us citizenship for $5 million, because he is a fucking grifter and its not like people of means would want to do the us any harm
not a single brain cell or clean artery among them
Trump just **put U.S. citizenship up for sale**, launching a **“gold card”** that lets the ultra-wealthy **buy their way into America for $5 million**—because nothing says **immigration reform** like **letting Russian oligarchs and billionaires skip the line.** Meanwhile, working-class immigrants? **Still out of luck.**
elon musk's pink slip parade hits washington
Musk, seen here explaining how firing employees is the new budget-cutting fad, because who needs facts anyway?
But sure, let's pretend that firing thousands of workers is about saving money and not about dismantling government agencies for kicks. After all, when your goals align with Trump's vendetta against the "deep state," why let facts or fiscal realities get in the way of a good purge? Musk's strategy seems less about efficiency and more about satisfying an old Republican fantasy of shrinking the government until it fits in a bathtub. Bold move, Elon.
Source: npr.org
old orange grifter continues to milk his sheep... err supporters
trump shitting in his daiper
Trump’s latest grift? A meme coin that scammed investors out of $2 billion. The ex-reality star turned president launched $Trump, a cryptocurrency he hyped up on Truth Social, promising a “very special Trump Community.” And it was special—if you got in early. The first traders cashed out with insane profits, including one lucky degenerate who made $109 million in two days. But for the 810,000+ wallets now deep in the red, it’s looking a lot like another classic Trump business model: hype it up, let the suckers buy in, and walk away with the cash. Meanwhile, Trump and his family pocketed over $100 million in trading fees—all while working to gut crypto regulations that could hold them accountable. But hey, if you lost your life savings on $Trump, maybe you just should’ve done your own research.
Source: thedailybeast.com
yam tits administration is fighting wars against words rather than wildfires
fema truck
when battling historic wildfires, the real priority is semantics. FEMA workers in California have been ordered to replace terms like "migrant" with "alien" and "gender" with "sex," following a Trump administration directive to purge so-called "radical gender ideology" from federal communications. One FEMA employee aptly dubbed this linguistic overhaul as "the most 1984 email I've ever seen." Apparently, in the midst of disaster response, nothing says efficiency like a good old-fashioned Newspeak update.
Source: 404media.co
trump's crypto carnival: where ethics go to die
Trump's crypto venture: redefining 'ethical leadership' one meme coin at a time.
Meanwhile, Melania decided to dip her toe in the crypto chaos with her own meme coin, causing Trump coin's value to take a nosedive. Apparently, the crypto world is peeved that their strategy of pumping money into Trump is backfiring as he's cashing in on the meme frenzy himself. A classic case of leopards eating their faces. But sure, let's pretend the real issue here isn't the blatant conflicts of interest as Trump's handpicked SEC pals tailor regulations to suit his meme economy. Because, of course, the rules should be written by someone launching meme coins from the Oval Office.
Source: npr.org
More crypto corruption runs rampant
Ross Ulbricht
Source: en.wikipedia.org
The grift never ends
Melania
Source: en.wikipedia.org