trump manages to make even solar look like a strip mine

Behold: the brave new green economy, where we save the planet by bulldozing it before the tax credits run out.
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.

Behold: the brave new green economy, where we save the planet by bulldozing it before the tax credits run out.

Leaders of the free world gather at Trump Doral, where the rough is deep, the flags are for sale, and the war criminal invite list is wide open.

Machinists on the 'workers v billionaires' tour, bravely attempting to compete with $1.6 trillion in billionaire spending armed only with clipboards, shoe leather, and basic math.

Health Secretary RFK Jr., bravely enduring the hardship of free flights to Fiji while contemplating the mysteries of public service from a beachfront lounger.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has filed his ethics disclosure and, shockingly, it reveals that being a conspiracy-peddling scion of a political dynasty pays slightly better than a normal government job. The filing shows he happily accepted free flights to Fiji and Greece, plus hefty book advances — because nothing says "public service" like monetizing your brand while someone else picks up the tab for your island getaway.
So while Americans navigate a collapsing healthcare system and wonder if their insurance will cover a basic checkup, the guy in charge of HHS is racking up passport stamps and publisher cash. It's the Trump-era ethic transplanted into the RFK cosplay administration: public office as a side hustle, the government as a marketing platform, and ethics disclosures as just another place where we log the perks of influence.

Trump, bravely enduring the hardships of public service while his portfolio experiences a small, tactical airstrike of cash.

Donald Trump Jr, pausing briefly between fireworks and foreign money to wonder why anyone would think this looks corrupt.
Republicans spent years turning Hunter Biden’s every Venmo transaction into a twelve-part Netflix true-crime series, and now a GOP senator has noticed that Donald Trump Jr’s wedding was partially financed by a Putin-adjacent Russian oligarch on a private island. Senator John Curtis, apparently unfamiliar with the party’s “we only investigate Democrats” policy, is demanding the Senate judiciary committee subpoena Junior about his foreign gifts, business ties, and every time he cashed in on the family name like a walking Mar-a-Lago rewards card.
The ProPublica reporting that set this off says Russian boxing boss and Putin pal Umar Kremlev picked up the tab for the island rental and a fireworks display, which Bettina Trump helpfully confirmed on Instagram by calling him a “dear friend” and boasting about his generosity. Donald Trump, who skipped the wedding (strong endorsement of the marriage there), insists he was told the money would be paid back eventually, but also that this kind of oligarch-funded tropical spectacle is “totally allowed” and “very common” — presumably in circles where FEC lawyers wake up screaming at night.
Curtis is now asking why the subpoena machine that Republicans nearly broke investigating Hunter Biden should suddenly be unplugged when the foreign cash is underwriting a Trump family beach party. With midterms looming, gas prices high, and the war in Iran weighing on voters, some Republicans are apparently realizing that defending Russian-financed fireworks for the first family might not be the winning message they thought it was. “Trust us” wasn’t enough for the Bidens, Curtis notes, and it’s definitely not enough when the gift registry includes “one private island, Russian oligarch-funded, batteries not included.”

Elon Musk’s next launch vehicle prepares to boldly go where no rocket has gone before: straight through a federally protected wildlife refuge, courtesy of the Trump administration.

Ashley Hinson, bravely opposing the Iran war she keeps voting to continue — now that it’s polling below gas prices.
Rep. Ashley Hinson, R-Iowa, has spent the Trump Iran adventure doing her part for the military-industrial complex, voting six times to let President Donald Trump keep the war humming along. Toss in a seventh vote to keep U.S. hostilities going in Lebanon, and you’ve got a solid congressional record of "no brakes on this forever war".
Now that the Cook Political Report has moved her Senate race to a "toss up" and Iowa voters are noticing that wars are expensive and people die in them, Hinson has suddenly logged on to X to declare that the Iran war must come to an “immediate end” because Iowans are being “squeezed” at the pump. Bold antiwar stance from the woman who just last week voted to keep it going — presumably she thought the war was still in its character-building phase then.
Her Democratic opponent Josh Turek, who has been calling for actually ending the conflict, helpfully pointed out that tweeting peace after voting war seven times is less "leadership" and more "focus group panic". Meanwhile, two other Iowa Republicans — Zach Nunn and Marianette Miller-Meeks — at least managed the bare minimum of changing their votes before launching their “we hate forever wars now” rebrands.
Hinson is now trying to cosplay as a bipartisan pragmatist who’s bravely distancing herself from Trump, right down to skipping a JD Vance rally with a "scheduling conflict". Nothing says independent stateswoman like silently enabling Trump’s war for years and then discovering conscience the moment it shows up in the polling crosstabs.

Doctor points to an X‑ray showing a miner’s lungs; somewhere offscreen, a coal executive is appealing the image as "inconclusive" and requesting another 5–10 years of review.

Roy Cohn, seen here pioneering the ‘deny everything and send no emails’ school of public service that Trump would later franchise.
Kai Bird’s American Scoundrel helpfully reminds everyone that Donald Trump didn’t just wake up one day and invent shameless corruption; he had a tutor. Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy’s favorite attack dog and walking ethics violation, apparently spent years teaching Trump the sacred commandments of American kleptocracy: deny everything, delay forever, attack relentlessly, sue and countersue, never concede, stiff your creditors, and for the love of God, leave no paper trail.
So when Trump floods courts with garbage lawsuits, refuses to pay people who worked for him, screams “witch hunt” at every investigation, and mysteriously forgets to write anything down, that’s not chaos — that’s the Cohn curriculum in action. This is the throughline from McCarthyism to MAGA: weaponize the law, bury the truth, and treat accountability as an optional add-on for poor people.

Ray Washburne, pausing mid-sentence between praising the “strong economy” and measuring Cuba’s nickel mines for new gold-plated fixtures.

Trump gazes lovingly at a smokestack, wondering how many campaign donations each plume of carbon is worth.
The EPA just helpfully announced it will let coal- and gas-burning power plants belch more carbon, rolling back Obama/Biden-era limits because nothing says "modern superpower" like choosing 19th-century lung damage over 21st-century technology. This is only the latest entry in Trump’s deregulation binge: weakened standards for vehicles, gutted efficiency rules for home appliances, and, courtesy of the Republican supreme court supermajority, a 6–3 ruling that the EPA basically isn’t allowed to do the job Congress created it to do. Regulatory capture, but make it judicial.
Of course, the fossil fuel industry didn’t show up empty-handed. Oil and gas interests have showered Trump with at least $75m in campaign cash, nearly $12m for his 2025 inauguration, and at least $25m from just one company, Energy Transfer Partners, whose CEO apparently decided democracy is cheaper than a scrubber on a smokestack. Trump even pitched this as a “deal” to energy executives: you give me money, I give you a regulatory playground and a planet on fire. Everyone wins, except literally everyone.
But as Moira Donegan points out, it’s not just about the money; it’s about the vibes. Trump’s fossil-fuel obsession is a kind of petro-masculinity: coal, oil, and giant trucks are coded as manly and dominant, while solar panels and efficiency are treated as dainty yoga-mat nonsense. The administration isn’t just protecting donors; it’s defending a fragile, performative masculinity that needs cowboy hats, asphalt, and pumpjacks to feel important. Green energy isn’t just an economic rival; it’s an affront to the cult of the big truck.
Underneath the chaos, there’s a clear throughline: Trump’s worship of a brutish, consequence-free masculinity that delights in domination and despises responsibility. He’ll literally trash the climate, sabotage US competitiveness against China on clean energy, and strip citizens of basic environmental protections just to keep the fantasy going. The message from the White House is simple: real men burn stuff, real money buys policy, and if the future gets incinerated in the process, that’s a problem for wimps and children.

Artist’s rendering of the Kennedy Center renovation plan: remove JFK, add TRUMP, tarp the Constitution.

JD Vance, freshly minted fraud czar, studies a chart showing how to turn a few corrupt nonprofits into an excuse to starve every blue-state social program in sight.

Elon Musk and Donald Trump unveiling their bold new cost-cutting strategy: paying billions of taxpayer dollars to people who no longer work there.
The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency — run, of course, by Elon Musk — managed to spend $9.5 billion last year paying federal employees to not work, according to a GAO report. Administrative leave costs exploded 435% after Trump brought Musk into government and handed him the keys to USAID and the federal workforce like a bored billionaire getting a new toy. The centerpiece was a DOGE-era "deferred resignation program" that cost about $6.7 billion to pay nearly 140,000 workers to quit but keep collecting a check through September. Truly, the future of lean government: fire everyone, keep paying them, call it savings.
In a twist no one could have predicted except literally everyone, the Office of Personnel Management has no clear idea what this all actually cost, because DOGE shoved its mass-firing leave into the same bucket as regular administrative leave. GAO politely suggested that if the government wants to brag about long-term savings, it might want to know what it spent upfront, but OPM can’t "easily and accurately" do that. So Trump and Musk nuked over 271,000 federal jobs, dissolved USAID, paid billions for people to sit at home, and then broke the accounting so no one can prove just how bad it was. Government by vibes, spreadsheets by shrug.
Karoline Leavitt had pitched this as a tough-love MAGA moment: if you won’t help "make America great again," you’re "free" to leave with a "very generous" eight-month payout. Translation: we’ll gut the civil service, hand a gold-plated severance to anyone who steps aside, and then pretend this was fiscally responsible. The federal workforce had grown steadily for a decade until Trump’s second term; now it’s been hollowed out and replaced with a $9.5 billion monument to Musk’s favorite management style: break it, fire everyone, and send the bill to the public.

The U.S. Capitol, where lawmakers briefly pretend they’re not writing laws for the president’s investment portfolio.
The Clarity Act — a "business-friendly" crypto bill lovingly handcrafted by industry lobbyists and the Trump White House — just died in the Senate, 50–49, after Democrats pointed out a tiny issue: the sitting president made $1.4 billion from a cluster of crypto businesses last year and would really like some nice new rules for his side hustle. You have to admire the efficiency: deregulate the thing you personally profit from, call it innovation, and hope nobody notices the money hose pointed directly at Mar-a-Lago.
Not a single Democrat voted for the bill, and a few Republicans like Susan Collins and Josh Hawley also decided that openly writing policy to juice Trump’s portfolio was maybe a bit on the nose, even for them. Senator Ruben Gallego summed it up by saying Trump just wants the Senate to give him "time to crime," which is honestly the most accurate legislative summary of this administration to date. Meanwhile, the crypto industry only blew over $100 million on political spending for this masterpiece of regulatory capture — a bargain, really, considering it almost worked.
The bill had already sailed through the House last year, proving yet again that if you attach the word "innovation" to a grift, half of Congress will sprint to co-sponsor it. But with midterms looming and the conflict-of-interest stench getting too strong to Febreze away, the Senate slammed the brakes. The industry doesn’t get its bespoke rules for now, and Trump doesn’t get his taxpayer-sanctioned pump-and-dump framework — just the consolation prize of being publicly accused of trying to legislate his own enrichment. Truly a disruptive technology.

A tarp mercifully shields the Kennedy Center from having to wear Trump’s name, like a giant government-issued paper bag over a national monument’s head.

Trump’s surgeon general pick, presumably explaining how her banned-ingredient drops and tobacco stocks fit into a bold new vision for American ‘wellness’.

Russia’s nuclear icebreaker fleet, seen here doing actual Arctic work, awaits the arrival of America’s contribution to the region: a MAGA influencer with a consulting firm and a dream.

Regulators gaze thoughtfully at the future of finance, wondering how many more times they’re supposed to pretend this isn’t just a very complicated casino with better lobbyists.