president golf cart begs pga to forgive saudi-funded deserters (who play at his clubs)

Trump thoughtfully weighs the national interest, then remembers LIV is paying to use his 14th fairway.
The sitting US president has once again bravely stepped up to defend the most oppressed people in America: multimillionaire golfers who took Saudi blood money and now want back into the PGA Tour after the Public Investment Fund started tightening the tap. From the Oval Office — the place where previous presidents dealt with, say, wars and pandemics — Trump mused dreamily about Rory vs Bryson and Rahm vs Scheffler, like a kid fantasy-booking WrestleMania, and confidently predicted that "they’ll all be back on tour and it’ll be great."
A small detail the White House etiquette guides forgot to cover: LIV’s next event is at Trump National in Virginia, and Harman is speaking from Trump National Doral in Miami. So the president is effectively doing a televised customer retention pitch for a breakaway league that literally pays him to use his golf courses. State power meets pro shop loyalty program. While actual PGA loyalists talk about consequences, resentment, and lawsuits, Trump’s contribution to the national conversation is: please be nice to the guys who helped Saudi sportswash murder and also keep my tee sheets full.
Players like Brian Harman and Jordan Spieth are out here gingerly debating penalties, “bad blood,” and antitrust scars, while the president reduces the whole thing to "time heals all wounds" and "they’re playing at my course in two weeks." It’s a perfect Trump-era morality play: ethics are negotiable, the presidency is a marketing arm, and the only thing more important than American institutions is ensuring that every future golf broadcast has a discreet aerial shot of a Trump logo on the clubhouse.
#forever-grifting#corruption
trump turns the kennedy center into the donald j. cultural landfill

Behold the Kennedy Center, currently starring in a high-budget remake of "Trump Tower: The Memorial Edition."
The Kennedy Center — you know, the living memorial to John F. Kennedy created by Congress — is currently being treated like just another gaudy Trump property in need of a rebranding and a chandelier the size of Ohio. Less than two months into his second term, Trump fired the Center’s leadership, purged Biden-appointed board members, replaced them with loyalists, and then had those loyalists vote to make him board chair and slap his name on the building. Congress did not approve that name change, because technically this is supposed to be a democracy and not an episode of The Apprentice: National Landmarks Edition.
Now, two lawsuits are begging a federal judge to stop this slow-motion arson of American culture. Rep. Joyce Beatty is suing to remove Trump’s name and halt the closure of the Center, while preservation and architecture groups are suing to block the shutdown until Congress actually sees and approves a real renovation plan. The administration, having secured $257 million in taxpayer money for “capital repair” and “security structures,” wants to close the whole place down on the promise that, unlike the East Wing demolition fiasco, this time the bulldozers will totally respect history and law. Plaintiffs, having watched Trump swear his White House ballroom wouldn’t "interfere" with the building right before the East Wing got wrecked, are suggesting that perhaps the guy who treats federal property like a personal casino renovation shouldn’t get another blank check.
Trump’s handpicked executive director testified that the building is in terrible shape and needs urgent work, which might be more compelling if this crowd hadn’t already used “it’s falling apart!” as the go-to excuse for everything from gutting agencies to walling off migrants. Past renovations happened while the Center stayed open; this time, the plan is: trust the man who just renamed a JFK memorial after himself and stacked the board with sycophants. The lawsuits basically ask the judge to enforce the radical proposition that Congress, not Trump’s ego, gets to decide what happens to a national cultural institution. The question before the court: will the Kennedy Center remain a memorial to John F. Kennedy, or become the world’s most expensive Trump event venue with a presidential assassination theme?
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
epa now proudly stands for ‘every polluter accommodated’

EPA chief Lee Zeldin proudly surveys the smokestacks, confident the free market will filter the air using the power of positive thinking.
Trump’s EPA chief Lee Zeldin has apparently looked at an agency designed to protect air, water, and human lungs and thought, “What if this was just a concierge desk for fossil fuel companies?” According to Elizabeth Kolbert, Zeldin has been busy shredding regulations, slashing or outright deleting departments, and terminating the careers of scientists whose main crime was knowing what particulate matter is.
Trump, naturally, calls Zeldin “our secret weapon,” which is accurate if the war is against breathable air and drinkable water. With scientists escorted out and industry lobbyists effectively moved in, the EPA has been lovingly repurposed into a federally funded wish‑fulfillment service for polluters. Environmental protection has been replaced with environmental permission slips, and the only thing getting regulated anymore is how quickly the agency can sign off on corporate toxins.
This is not environmental policy so much as a controlled demolition of the concept of public health. The message from the administration is clear: if your business model depends on making people sick, the government is no longer your obstacle — it’s your partner.
#forever-grifting#anti-science
justice department moonlights as trump’s real estate lawyer

Construction crews quietly turn a demolished historic wing into a $400m presidential panic disco while a judge’s order waves politely from the rubble.
The Department of Justice, formerly known for things like "law" and "professionalism", has now submitted a court filing that reads like it was ghostwritten by Truth Social. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche is begging a federal judge to let Trump restart his $400m White House ballroom project, citing the recent shooting at the Correspondents’ Dinner as proof that what America really needs is… a larger, fancier presidential party bunker.
The minor hitch: preservationists say Trump had no legal authority to bulldoze the historic East Wing without Congress and agency approvals, a concern Trump initially dodged by claiming the new structure would be merely "near" the East Wing before, you know, demolishing it. DOJ’s filing responds not with serious constitutional reasoning, but by accusing the National Trust for Historic Preservation of "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and praising Trump as a "highly successful real estate developer" with special abilities that other presidents apparently lack.
Legal experts note the judge is unlikely to be impressed by a brief that sounds like a campaign rally transcript stapled to a zoning variance. Meanwhile, the Trust politely reminds the government that their lawsuit "endangers no one" and simply asks the administration to follow the law — a standard that now apparently qualifies as deranged. The White House keeps building below ground despite a court order, the East Wing is gone, and the Justice Department is out here cosplaying as the Trump Organization’s in‑house counsel. Separation of powers? No thanks. We’re doing separation of historic architecture instead.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
trump spends billions to stop cheap wind, buys himself some nice oil instead

The Trump energy strategy in one image: a wind turbine being quietly dismantled while an oil rig gets a taxpayer-funded champagne bath in the background.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new form of energy efficiency: it’s extremely efficient at turning offshore wind projects into cash payouts for fossil fuel investors. Interior just blocked two already-permitted wind farms and promised the companies millions in refunds — but only if they plow that money straight into oil, gas, or LNG. It’s like a green energy program run by Exxon’s legal department: you get reimbursed for not building clean power, as long as you help cook the planet faster.
This follows last month’s little $1bn love letter to a French energy company to kill yet another wind project, conveniently sidestepping those pesky courts that already told Trump he can’t just scream “national security” whenever a turbine hurts his feelings. Interior secretary Doug Burgum is out here declaring that Americans are finally free from “expensive, unreliable, intermittent” wind, while simultaneously paying companies not to build projects that would power millions of homes during an energy crunch partly caused by Trump’s war in Iran and the AI datacenter boom. Stunning commitment to affordability: jack up prices, then kill the cheap power.
Democrats Jared Huffman and Jamie Raskin are politely asking why the government is doing secret backroom deals to pay corporations not to provide affordable, clean electricity, and whether that’s even legal. Meanwhile, Trump is still ranting that wind is “worthless” and “ugly,” a position he’s held since he tried to stop turbines from ruining the view from his Scottish golf course — turbines that now power up to 80,000 homes, which is roughly 80,000 more homes than his policies will help. The message from this White House is clear: if it spins in the wind, kill it with taxpayer cash; if it pumps gas, back up the Brinks truck.
#forever-grifting#anti-science#killing-democracy
trump turns lincoln’s reflecting pool into a campaign hot tub

Workers bravely attempt to turn a historic national memorial into the world’s saddest luxury condo pool, per executive direction.
Washington woke up to find the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool drained, full of construction equipment, porta-potties, and a few guys hosing down the bottom with what looks like Home Depot’s "Florida cul-de-sac" blue. President Trump, naturally, calls it “American flag blue” and insists it will take just one week and cost a very chill $2 million — which, coincidentally, is exactly the sort of number you throw out when you’ve never once dealt with a government procurement rule in your life.
Instead of, say, the National Park Service leading a transparent preservation project for one of the country’s most famous memorial spaces, Trump proudly tells reporters he’s working with “one of his best pool builders” from his real estate days. Because when you’re dealing with a historic national monument, why not subcontract it like a New Jersey golf course water feature? NPR politely asked NPS for details on the cost, contract, and upkeep; the agency responded with the traditional Trump-era answer: total silence.
The plan is to turn the dignified, gray granite basin that once reflected civil rights marches and anti-war protests into something that looks like the shallow end at a mid-range resort. It’s the Trump aesthetic in a nutshell: take a site tied to democracy and sacrifice, slap a brand color on it, declare patriotic victory, and let the taxpayers pick up the tab while the paperwork – and the oversight – mysteriously vanish into the blue.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy#full-stupid
trump flirts with buying spirit airlines, because what’s one more bankrupt brand

Artist’s rendering of Spirit Airlines after a Trump bailout: same cramped seats, now with taxpayer legroom.
The White House is apparently workshopping a new business model: failing airline private losses, taxpayer-funded upside. Spirit Airlines, the country’s largest budget carrier and frequent flyer in bankruptcy court, has burned through about $7.4bn in debt, face-planted through two bankruptcies in under a year, and is now staring down liquidation as fuel prices spike thanks to the Iran war. Enter Donald Trump, who is "thinking about" giving Spirit a $500m loan or just having the federal government buy the airline, then magically "sell it for a profit" when oil prices go down — because nothing says sound economic policy like treating the U.S. Treasury as a Trump-branded day-trading account.
The White House, via spokesperson Kush Desai, has already found the real villain here: not Spirit’s business model built on fees and prayers, not its mountain of debt, but the Biden administration, which had the audacity to let an antitrust judge block JetBlue from swallowing Spirit in 2024. Now Trump is musing about unprecedented federal ownership of a private airline, while simultaneously poo-pooing a United–American mega-merger after chatting with United’s CEO about consolidating the skies. Regulatory consistency? That’s for countries that aren’t run like a reality show reboot.
If the government just hands Spirit the loan, it lurches on in “restructured” form, still charging people $60 to bring their dignity on board. If Trump actually buys it, we’d be in uncharted territory: a government-owned discount airline in an industry that’s already a four-player oligopoly. Experts politely note that this does nothing to fix the cartel-style pricing, serial bankruptcies, and chronic lack of competition — but it does create a beautiful new opportunity for political meddling, patronage jobs, and future fire sales of public assets to whichever airline lobbyist brings the biggest check. Forever-grifting, now boarding all zones.
#forever-grifting#oligarchy
maga, maha, and monsanto walk into a supreme court

Supreme Court justices preparing to hear whether Monsanto’s right to a clean balance sheet outweighs your right to a functioning lymphatic system.
The Supreme Court is taking up a Monsanto case that could tell cancer patients: "Sorry about the lymphoma, but have you tried thoughts and prayers?" Monsanto wants the justices to declare that because EPA hasn’t officially linked glyphosate to cancer, states can’t let people sue over Roundup’s missing cancer warning. Federal pesticide law, they argue, should function as a corporate force field: once the EPA signs off, the label is holy scripture and your tumors are just an unfortunate rounding error.
The Trump administration’s Justice Department eagerly jumped in to back Monsanto, filing briefs to help shut down these pesky "failure-to-warn" lawsuits. So while Trump is out promising to "Make America Healthy Again" and handing HHS to RFK Jr., his lawyers are at SCOTUS arguing that if a chemical company follows the flimsy federal rules, the people it allegedly poisons should lose their day in court. MAHA voters list pesticide limits as a core priority; Trump’s DOJ lists "protecting Bayer’s balance sheet" as theirs.
On the courthouse steps, MAHA activists, environmentalists, and even odd-bedfellows Reps. Thomas Massie and Chellie Pingree are rallying together to demand accountability from the chemical industry. Inside, the fight is over whether FIFRA is a floor for safety or a ceiling for corporate responsibility. Monsanto already agreed to a $7.25 billion settlement for Roundup cancer claims, but still wants SCOTUS to wipe out huge remaining verdicts and future liability. Meanwhile, House Republicans are helpfully trying to jam pesticide lawsuit shields into the farm bill, because if there’s one thing this government can still do efficiently, it’s preemptively rescuing corporations from the consequences of their products.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
united as one (corporate extraction unit)

Fans arrive at a ‘UNITED AS ONE’ World Cup match, pausing briefly to sell a kidney to cover parking before submitting their biometric data to FIFA and friends.
The great "UNITED 2026" World Cup bid promised human rights, unity, and affordable tickets. What fans got instead is a joint venture between FIFA and late-stage capitalism, now proudly co-branded with Trump’s "what if we invaded our co-hosts" foreign policy. Tickets that were supposed to top out around $1,550 are now hitting $10,990 for the final, with "dynamic pricing" used the way a mugger uses a crowbar. FIFA graciously sprinkled in a few $60 seats – roughly 1.6% of capacity – like a billionaire tossing coins off a yacht and calling it wealth redistribution.
The grift doesn’t stop at tickets. FIFA and its local government helpers have turned basic logistics into a premium suffering experience. Parking averages $175 and climbs to $300 in LA, while tailgating – that dangerous act of people having fun without paying for it – is being strangled by bloated security perimeters. Don’t want to park? Mass transit that was supposed to be complimentary now costs $150 round-trip on NJ Transit for a ride that’s normally $12.90, and $80 in Boston for a trip that’s usually $20. Qatar and Russia managed to make trains free with match tickets, but the "land of the free" saw that and said, "Wait, you’re not charging anything?"
To really complete the dystopia, FIFA is hoovering up personal data from stadium workers and reserving the right to share it with "law enforcement and intelligence agencies" including ICE. In Los Angeles, unions are understandably worried that a job pouring beer at a match now comes with a side quest of potential immigration enforcement. So while Trump muses about annexing Canada and sending troops into Mexico, FIFA quietly builds a surveillance-adjacent database and a global pay-to-enter zone where the hosts eat the costs and FIFA walks away with the ticket, broadcast, merch, concessions, and parking money. Truly a shining example of North American "unity": three countries, one governing body, and absolutely zero shame.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
labor secretary discovers workers are the real deep state

Lori Chavez-DeRemer stands before a three-story Trump portrait at the Labor Department, helpfully illustrating who the agency really works for these days—and it’s not workers.
The Trump Labor Secretary, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, has resigned after a speedrun of scandals that somehow managed to combine alleged affair-with-a-subordinate drama, misuse of travel funds, grant-steering to political buddies, and a husband who got banned from Labor HQ over sexual assault allegations. Naturally, she took to Instagram and X to announce that none of this is her fault; it’s all a plot by “high-ranked deep state actors” and the “one-sided news media” who are, tragically, insufficiently appreciative of her efforts to annihilate worker protections.
Inside the department, staff describe “constant turbulence,” which is a very polite way of saying “hostile work environment run by people who think unions are Antifa.” Chavez-DeRemer reportedly never even signed the required harassment policy statement, while the agency shed about 20% of its workforce, gutted international grants, and issued threats to employees about talking to the press. When the department’s social media started echoing Nazi rhetoric, the solution wasn’t to rethink the messaging; they just transferred the staffer to Homeland Security, the bureaucratic equivalent of shuffling radioactive waste to the next building.
Labor experts say she sat by while the budget was slashed, unions were targeted, and worker protections were rolled back, including overtime and minimum wage protections for homecare and domestic workers, farmworker safeguards, and even a rule that would stop employers from paying disabled workers below minimum wage. But she didn’t leave over making workers poorer and less safe; she left because the scandal finally became too embarrassing for an administration that has a three-story portrait of Trump plastered on the Labor Department building like a dictator starter kit.
Chavez-DeRemer arrived in office on a glowing endorsement from Teamsters president Sean O’Brien, who praised Trump for “putting American workers first” by nominating her. Now that she’s resigned in disgrace, the Teamsters are suddenly very busy not answering questions. Workers are left with fewer protections, more insecurity, and a department whose leadership treats them as a shadowy conspiracy rather than the people actually doing the job. Deep state, meet cheap state: fewer staff, weaker rules, and a boss who blames you on Instagram while the building is still on fire.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
america’s middle east policy outsourced to jared’s group chat again

Jared Kushner, freshly moisturized and unelected, prepares to solve Middle East peace again between real estate deals.
The Trump White House is apparently sending Jared Kushner and his old real estate pal Steve Witkoff to Pakistan for "peace talks" with Iran, because when you think nuclear brinkmanship in the Strait of Hormuz, you obviously think: the guy whose family business needed a bailout from the Saudis and another developer whose primary qualification is knowing Jared’s cell number. State Department? Career diplomats? People who can find Iran on a map without checking the deed registry? Cute ideas, but this is the Trump era.
This isn’t foreign policy so much as a friends-and-family discount diplomacy package. Kushner, who already cashed in on his last turn as Middle East Whisperer with a multibillion-dollar Saudi investment fund, is now swanning back into high-stakes negotiations as if U.S. foreign policy is his side hustle between fund raises. Tossing in Steve Witkoff just completes the vibe: the world’s most volatile region, now brought to you by a couple of guys who think "shuttle diplomacy" means the AmEx lounge at Doha.
Meanwhile, Trump is publicly musing about keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed, which economists warn could send gas prices into orbit, and his solution is… to let Jared run freelance diplomacy out of Pakistan. No congressional oversight, no transparency, just unelected, unconfirmed, heavily conflicted cronies playing nuclear Jenga with the global economy. American democracy may be collapsing, but at least the real estate portfolio is diversified.
#forever-grifting#national-security#killing-democracy
the house always wins when the house is trump

Donald Trump admiring the Taj Mahal casino, a monument to his lifelong belief that the best way to manage risk is to let everyone else pick up the tab when it crashes.
Donald Trump has discovered a deep moral objection to gambling and prediction markets — right around the time his own media company is gearing up to launch prediction markets on Truth Social through an exclusive deal with Crypto.com. He solemnly informs reporters that the world has become "somewhat of a casino" and that he was "never much in favor" of it, which is a bold claim from the guy whose business model for decades was literally owning casinos until they exploded into bankruptcy.
While Trump tut-tuts about people placing lucrative bets on things like an Iran war, his administration is quietly doing everything it can to juice the online betting sector. They killed a Biden-era effort to rein in Polymarket, and now the Justice Department and the CFTC are suing three states — Connecticut, Arizona, and Illinois — for daring to regulate prediction markets themselves. Washington’s position: only the feds get to protect the public from unregulated gambling, by making sure it stays conveniently under the watchful eye of a federal agency led by Trump appointees while the president’s family is financially wired into the industry.
The White House insists that Trump has "no involvement" in any business deals that might touch his constitutional responsibilities, and that he’s acting in an "ethically sound" manner — which is why his majority stake in Trump Media now sits in a nice, cozy revocable trust run by Donald Trump Jr. Junior, for his part, just happens to be an investor in Polymarket and a strategic adviser to its top competitor Kalshi, but we are told he "does not interface" with the federal government and has "no influence" on policy. The fact that the administration is bulldozing state regulators to protect prediction markets is, we’re assured, a cosmic coincidence.
To complete the morality play, Trump compared a U.S. special forces soldier allegedly using insider knowledge of a Venezuelan raid to win $400,000 on Polymarket to Pete Rose betting on his own team — and hinted he’d "look into it" because betting on yourself is apparently fine. Between the president’s nostalgia for his casino days, his son’s prediction-market side hustle, and the federal government suing states that try to regulate the whole mess, the Trump era has finally achieved perfect thematic clarity: America is the casino, the house is the Trump family, and the rest of us are just here to provide liquidity.
#forever-grifting#corruption
war is good business and business is booming

Jim Taiclet lovingly explains that war might be hell, but it’s also a fantastic growth market if you structure the contracts right.
Lockheed Martin CEO Jim Taiclet hopped on an earnings call and basically announced that the Trump Pentagon is a “golden opportunity” — not for peace, stability, or human life, obviously, but for Lockheed’s revenue stream. With the Iran conflict as a handy backdrop, he bragged that this administration has created “more available resources for us” and praised “who’s in government” for being so eager to buy what Lockheed and its friends are selling. Translation: the revolving door is spinning so fast it’s generating its own power grid.
Instead of that old-fashioned "burden" of government contracting, Taiclet gushed about turning major weapons systems into a "commercial-like business model" — because why should missiles be treated like public obligations when they can be treated like Amazon Prime? The Pentagon is now thoughtfully adding a "recovery element" to contracts so Lockheed gets paid even if the government changes its mind later. Year five, year six, Congress balks, war winds down, public outcry grows — doesn’t matter. As Taiclet calmly assured investors: “We will not be harmed by that.” Nice to know someone in this country has universal coverage.
Meanwhile, the White House is pushing a $1.5 trillion Pentagon budget — a $445 billion jump — while proposing $73 billion in cuts to housing, health, and education. Trump reportedly told donors that the federal government can’t “take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all of these individual things” and that states can just figure it out. So the message is clear: no money for your kid’s daycare, but limitless cash to ensure Lockheed never has a bad quarter again. Welcome to Trump’s America, where social programs are "burdens" and war contractors get risk-free, taxpayer-backed, platinum-tier subscription plans.
#forever-grifting#oligarchy
president launches pay-to-play casino, calls it a crypto conference

Mar-a-Lago, where the line between presidential duties and side hustle rug-pulls is as thin as the napkins at the crypto buffet.
Trump is throwing a Mar-a-Lago "crypto & business conference" that is, functionally, a presidential paywall. Only the top 297 buyers of his $TRUMP memecoin get in, and the top 29 get a special reception with the president himself, because nothing says "public servant" like selling proximity to your physical body via a speculative token that nuked billions in retail wealth.
The event is run through Fight Fight Fight LLC (subtle), which has already used similar dinners to vacuum up $148m from coin holders last year. Ethics experts like former Bush ethics lawyer Richard Painter are out here using phrases such as "dangerous conflict of interest" and "original understanding of bribery", while Trump’s lawyers cling to the magic incantation: the president technically can’t violate federal conflict-of-interest laws, so it’s fine that he’s literally monetizing access to his office like it’s a Patreon tier.
Democrats are pointing out that while $TRUMP and $MELANIA coins have "erased" an estimated $4.3bn in retail wealth, a cozy set of 45 early wallets walked away with around $1.2bn, and Trump’s broader crypto empire has padded his net worth by at least $3bn. Conveniently, his administration has also turned the SEC into a see-no-evil fan club for the crypto industry, which has rewarded him with millions in donations and a booming market for presidential-themed scams. If Trump flakes on attending the bash, top investors will be compensated with a "limited edition Trump NFT"—because when you don't get the president you paid for, you get a JPEG of the grift instead.
#forever-grifting#corruption#money
trump does psychedelics, chooses wall street as his spirit animal

Donald Trump asks for a hit of ibogaine while signing an order to make sure the real trip is the psychedelic stock portfolio of whoever was standing just off camera.
Donald Trump spent Bicycle Day in the Oval Office slowly sounding out the word "ibogaine" like a kid at a spelling bee, then signed an executive order to supercharge psychedelic drug approvals and access. With Joe Rogan hovering behind him like a very on‑brand spirit guide, Trump joked "Can I have some, please?" about a drug known for 12-hour trauma flashback marathons. The order tells the FDA to fast‑track psilocybin and MDMA applications, sending psychedelic stocks into orbit while Trump pretends this is about "serious mental illness" and not a multibillion-dollar market high for investors.
The fine print? Trump wants investigational psychedelics available under "right to try" — a law supposedly for the terminally ill — even though the DEA says Schedule I drugs don't qualify. So now we get a turf war where the same administration that loves harsh drug laws is trying to bend those laws just enough to help pharma and its buddies, while people will still be prosecuted for the non-Wall-Street-approved versions of the exact same substances. The order even dangles rescheduling, with Trump whining that the DEA is "slow-walking" him, as if the real victim of the drug war is the guy in the gold-plated bathroom.
Meanwhile, Indigenous communities who stewarded these medicines for generations are watching the U.S. government do its usual routine: extract the plants, launder them through clinical jargon, and forget the people. The former chair of the Native American Church calls it "biopiracy dressed in clinical language," which is a very polite way of saying "classic colonial smash‑and‑grab." A Gabonese outlet notes that Americans for Ibogaine showed up for a conference and left without negotiating consent, royalties, or profit-sharing. So yes, veterans might finally get access to promising treatment — by way of an executive order that turns traditional medicines into patentable assets while the government keeps the cages, keeps the prosecutions, and hands the cash to biotech. Healing for some, looting for others, upside for shareholders.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
trump backs weed, forgets the people he helped lock up for it

Trump gazes thoughtfully at a pen, having just discovered you can tweak drug schedules without freeing a single person you helped put behind bars.
The Trump administration has finally dragged marijuana out of the "same as heroin" category and into Schedule III, where it can hang out with ketamine and your gym bro’s favorite steroids. Acting attorney general Todd Blanche signed the order, bragging on X that DOJ is "delivering on President Trump’s promise to improve American healthcare"—because nothing says serious reform like moving weed from one arbitrary box to another while leaving millions of lives and businesses stuck in the same legal minefield.
Trump, ever the policy visionary, reportedly bullied officials for months to stop "slow-walking" his rescheduling order, not to free people in prison or fix banking laws, but—per Roger Stone—because it’s "vitally important" to juicing the midterms with young and libertarian voters. Meanwhile, the reclassification pointedly does nothing for people already locked up on marijuana charges, doesn’t legalize interstate commerce, and keeps the same anti–money laundering traps that make cannabis businesses operate like legal gray-market pirates. Forty states have legalized in some form, there’s a "ganja glut," and the big breakthrough from Washington is… better paperwork for research.
Pam Bondi—who fought marijuana reform in Florida—was conveniently fired three weeks before the move and replaced by Blanche, who then discovered, after "conferring with stakeholders," that the thing Trump and Roger Stone publicly demanded should, shockingly, happen. The drug war’s wreckage stays intact, the banking nightmare stays intact, the criminal records stay intact—but the campaign talking points are now fully rescheduled.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
presidential pardons, now with 100% more grift

Trump thoughtfully redirects money from rape crisis centers to wealthy felons, proving once again that in this administration, crime really does pay.
Trump’s second-term pardon spree is less "mercy" and more cash-back rewards program for felons with good lobbyists. According to reporting shared with the Guardian, his 117 pardons have vaporized at least $113 million in fines and penalties that were supposed to fund the Victims of Crime Act (VOCA) programs – you know, domestic violence shelters, rape crisis centers, child abuse treatment. Those places now get to explain to survivors that their counseling money went to subsidize a president’s ego and a bunch of white-collar crooks’ legal debts.
The winners in this moral sweepstakes? Crypto bros, assorted rich offenders, and Juan Orlando Hernández – the former Honduran president convicted of conspiring to ship a Costco-sized load of cocaine into the U.S. These folks benefit from a booming “pardon-shopping” industry, where lobbyists reportedly charge up to $1 million to get you on Trump’s "get out of accountability" list. It’s not justice; it’s a luxury service where the powerful send the bill to the people they helped hurt.
Democratic Rep. Johnny Olszewski is pushing a constitutional amendment – with Republican Don Bacon, no less – to let Congress overturn the worst pardons with a two-thirds vote in both chambers. It’s a high bar, meant only for the most cartoonishly corrupt cases, which in Trump World is to say: every other Friday. Olszewski even points out that Clinton’s family pardon and Biden’s pardon of his son were wrong too, because apparently we need to remind people that "no one is above the law" is supposed to be a principle, not a punchline.
So the current system is: presidents can hand out golden tickets to their friends, donors, and drug-trafficking ex-presidents, and the cost is quietly deducted from funds meant for battered women and shooting survivors. Washington calls this "the pardon power". Normal people might call it state-sponsored victimization.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
republicans discover fed oversight is ‘unnecessary’ unless it’s for leverage

A Republican senator explains that accountability for the Fed is ‘unnecessary,’ unlike holding nominations hostage, which is apparently a sacred constitutional duty.
Republicans have apparently decided that Federal Reserve oversight is on an à la carte basis now. Sen. Kevin Cramer pops up to say a probe into Fed Chair Jerome Powell is "unnecessary" — a convenient revelation that arrives exactly when the party is busy weaponizing everything else in government but suddenly discovers restraint when it comes to independent monetary policy that markets actually care about.
Meanwhile, Sen. Thom Tillis is holding up the nomination of Kevin Warsh, because nothing says "serious stewards of the economy" like treating key Fed positions as hostages in a never-ending Senate tantrum. The same crowd that screams about inflation and Fed mismanagement is now slow-walking the people who are supposed to help, while declaring that looking too closely at the current chair is simply going too far.
So we get the full GOP sampler platter: pretend fiscal hawkery, selective outrage, and a quiet little campaign to keep the Fed politically pliable while loudly insisting everything is fine and investigations are overkill. The markets get uncertainty, the public gets spin, and the Senate GOP gets exactly what it always wanted: leverage first, governance never.
#forever-grifting#money
trump airlifts half a billion to spirit, calls it 'competition'

Artist’s rendition of Spirit Airlines being lovingly cradled by the invisible hand of the free market, which turns out to be the US Treasury.
The White House is racing to strap a $500m cash parachute onto Spirit Airlines, the ultra-low-cost carrier famous for charging people extra to remember their dignity. The company has gone bankrupt twice in two years, is flirting with liquidation, and is being crushed by fuel prices from the war with Iran — so naturally the Trump administration’s solution is to turn on the taxpayer money hose.
Instead of letting the free market do that “creative destruction” Republicans write love poems about, the government would get stock warrants in exchange for the loan, effectively turning Spirit into a part-time public asset so it can remain a full-time private disaster. Trump went on CNBC to muse that “maybe the federal government should help that one out” because of 14,000 jobs — a touching concern for workers that somehow never appears when the companies aren’t also potential political props.
The White House then blamed the whole mess on Biden-era antitrust enforcement that blocked Spirit’s $3.8bn merger with JetBlue, complaining that the airline “would be on a much firmer financial footing” if regulators had just let them build a bigger, more expensive monopoly. So the message is clear: when judges stop corporations from gouging customers, the Trump team will simply cut out the middleman and let taxpayers fund the struggling airline directly. Late-stage capitalism is when your government nationalizes the risk on a discount carrier while still calling it the free market.
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judge to trump: you don't get to personally murder every wind turbine

Doug Burgum staring at a wind turbine like it just personally insulted his favorite oil well.
Doug Burgum, Trump’s Secretary of Interior and part-time fossil fuel concierge, tried to require that every wind and solar project on federal lands and waters get his personal royal blessing before moving forward. A coalition of clean energy groups pointed out that this wasn’t "oversight" so much as a slow-motion execution, accusing Burgum of deliberately rewiring agency processes to shove renewables into "second-class status" while rolling out the red carpet for coal, oil, and gas.
Chief Judge Denise J Casper took one look at this little sabotage project and slapped it with a preliminary injunction, finding the plaintiffs were likely to win because the administration’s scheme appears to, minor detail, violate federal law and cause irreparable harm. Translation: you can’t just declare that all future wind and solar must pass through Doug’s Anti-Sunshine Veto Machine so they miss their tax credits and die quietly on a shelf.
The Interior Department, bravely refusing to comment on the lawsuit it is currently losing, instead issued a boilerplate brag that America does energy "cleaner, safer, and more reliably" than anyone else—while Trump’s second-term energy plan is to gut renewable tax credits, shovel federal support to fossil fuels, and sneer at "the Green New Scam" in executive orders. Courts keep telling them this is illegal; the administration keeps responding, "What if we tried the same thing, slightly dumber?"
Clean energy groups say this ruling is just the first step toward getting stalled projects back on track so people can have fast, cheap, low-carbon power. The White House, meanwhile, is still hard at work making sure your electricity bills stay high and your grid stays fragile—just so oil and gas donors don’t have to downgrade their third yacht to a second yacht.
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