The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 112 entries and counting.
trump’s dying meme site discovers nuclear fusion (of grift and hype)
Artist’s impression of fusion: Trump Media and a nuclear startup colliding at high speed, releasing vast amounts of hot air and shareholder losses.
The plan, according to their joint statement, is to "create one of the world's first publicly traded fusion companies" and start building the "world's first utility-scale fusion power plant" next year. In other words: take a speculative, not-yet-commercial technology, strap it to a meme stock that bleeds cash, and aim it straight at the nearest retail investor’s brokerage account. TMTG will chip in up to $300m while continuing to post losses (a handy reminder that the only thing this operation reliably generates is bagholders).
The merged company will be 50/50 Trump Media and TAE, with a nine-member board including Nunes as co-CEO and Don Jr, because why wouldn’t you put the president’s son on the board of a company that stands to benefit from federal energy policy, subsidies, and regulatory approvals? Nunes is already promising this will "cement America's global energy dominance for generations," which is a very poetic way of saying: we’ve discovered a revolutionary new form of energy called pumping the stock with MAGA politics and hoping the SEC is asleep.
TAE has actually raised over $1.3bn from Google and Goldman Sachs, but now it’s hitching itself to Trump’s media clown car to "bring capital and public market access"—translation: leverage the presidency’s political cult to fund a very expensive science project. With AI data centers driving power demand and nuclear policy suddenly hot again, the president’s personal media vehicle just walked into the energy sector and parked a family-and-loyalist-run company right at the trough. But sure, this is about innovation, not building a taxpayer-adjacent fusion reactor for corruption.
Source: bbc.com
big tech's new mission: bankrupt american families
Ah, the digital fortresses of Big Tech—where the profits are private, and the electricity bills are public.
In a display of altruism worthy of a soap opera, Big Tech's giants are asked why bills are rising by as much as 267% in areas blessed with the presence of their data centers. Meanwhile, utility companies are giddily expanding infrastructure on the backs of the American taxpayer. But sure, data centers are totally not responsible for powering hundreds of thousands of homes without a hitch while simultaneously soaking up electricity like it's Black Friday. Bravo, tech overlords—your commitment to both secrecy and environmental destruction is truly unparalleled.
Source: theguardian.com
trump's touching tribute: rob reiner had tds
Rob Reiner speaks at an event, blissfully unaware that his future eulogy would be penned by the prolific wordsmith, Donald Trump.
Source: npr.org
trump's paper-thin peace deals unraveling like cheap toilet paper
Trump, who apparently thinks peace can be brokered with FIFA awards and photo ops, at the FIFA World Cup 2026 Official Draw. Because nothing says 'peace in our time' like soccer.
Source: npr.org
trump's memecoin dinner: ethics are for losers
Trump dining with his crypto cronies: where ethics are the punchline.
Source: npr.org
trump sells us citizenship for $5 million, because he is a fucking grifter and its not like people of means would want to do the us any harm
not a single brain cell or clean artery among them
Trump just **put U.S. citizenship up for sale**, launching a **“gold card”** that lets the ultra-wealthy **buy their way into America for $5 million**—because nothing says **immigration reform** like **letting Russian oligarchs and billionaires skip the line.** Meanwhile, working-class immigrants? **Still out of luck.**
elon musk's pink slip parade hits washington
Musk, seen here explaining how firing employees is the new budget-cutting fad, because who needs facts anyway?
But sure, let's pretend that firing thousands of workers is about saving money and not about dismantling government agencies for kicks. After all, when your goals align with Trump's vendetta against the "deep state," why let facts or fiscal realities get in the way of a good purge? Musk's strategy seems less about efficiency and more about satisfying an old Republican fantasy of shrinking the government until it fits in a bathtub. Bold move, Elon.
Source: npr.org
old orange grifter continues to milk his sheep... err supporters
trump shitting in his daiper
Trump’s latest grift? A meme coin that scammed investors out of $2 billion. The ex-reality star turned president launched $Trump, a cryptocurrency he hyped up on Truth Social, promising a “very special Trump Community.” And it was special—if you got in early. The first traders cashed out with insane profits, including one lucky degenerate who made $109 million in two days. But for the 810,000+ wallets now deep in the red, it’s looking a lot like another classic Trump business model: hype it up, let the suckers buy in, and walk away with the cash. Meanwhile, Trump and his family pocketed over $100 million in trading fees—all while working to gut crypto regulations that could hold them accountable. But hey, if you lost your life savings on $Trump, maybe you just should’ve done your own research.
Source: thedailybeast.com
yam tits administration is fighting wars against words rather than wildfires
fema truck
when battling historic wildfires, the real priority is semantics. FEMA workers in California have been ordered to replace terms like "migrant" with "alien" and "gender" with "sex," following a Trump administration directive to purge so-called "radical gender ideology" from federal communications. One FEMA employee aptly dubbed this linguistic overhaul as "the most 1984 email I've ever seen." Apparently, in the midst of disaster response, nothing says efficiency like a good old-fashioned Newspeak update.
Source: 404media.co
trump's crypto carnival: where ethics go to die
Trump's crypto venture: redefining 'ethical leadership' one meme coin at a time.
Meanwhile, Melania decided to dip her toe in the crypto chaos with her own meme coin, causing Trump coin's value to take a nosedive. Apparently, the crypto world is peeved that their strategy of pumping money into Trump is backfiring as he's cashing in on the meme frenzy himself. A classic case of leopards eating their faces. But sure, let's pretend the real issue here isn't the blatant conflicts of interest as Trump's handpicked SEC pals tailor regulations to suit his meme economy. Because, of course, the rules should be written by someone launching meme coins from the Oval Office.
Source: npr.org
More crypto corruption runs rampant
Ross Ulbricht
Source: en.wikipedia.org
The grift never ends
Melania
Source: en.wikipedia.org