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Mark Robinson, explaining that lying about being a pro-slavery Nazi on a porn site is fine as long as it’s for Trump, which is definitely a totally normal sentence in a functioning democracy.
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.

Mark Robinson, explaining that lying about being a pro-slavery Nazi on a porn site is fine as long as it’s for Trump, which is definitely a totally normal sentence in a functioning democracy.

Stock photo of pills and a laptop, bravely standing in for a functioning health care system while TrumpRx offers coupons and vibes.

Nancy Mace, freshly returned from her unpaid internship as Secretary of State, explains that real diplomacy is when you book a Saudi jet on vibes and send Rubio the invoice.

TrumpRx.gov, proudly offering a handful of discounts on drugs you could already get cheaper elsewhere — now with extra presidential branding at no additional savings.

Aipac’s latest innovation: influence-peddling so unpopular it has to show up wearing a fake mustache and calling itself “Affordable Chicago Now.”

Artist’s impression of the modern Trump-era clemency process: a briefcase of cash, a pardon application, and someone being encouraged to get into a car with masked men.

A friendly financial adviser explains how your "dignified retirement" is now indexed to his bonus and a basket of derivatives you’ll never understand.
Thirteen Florida seniors just did the unthinkable: they actually won against Wall Street in Finra arbitration, securing a $3.8m award after their adviser allegedly turned their retirement savings into structured-product confetti. These were the "mom and pop" investors the Trump administration insists need more access to exotic derivatives, because nothing says "dignified, comfortable retirement" like explaining options-linked bond products to a 70-year-old who just wanted a CD.
This comes as Donald Trump’s August executive order proudly promises to "smooth the path" for Americans to stuff their 401(k)s with higher-risk alternative investments, while also trying to make it harder to sue the people steering those plans. So the policy is basically: open the casino, lock the exits. Brokerage firms like Schwab, meanwhile, claim they were just innocent "custodians" while their platform was used to funnel retirees into products regulators say require "heightened supervision"—which, in Trump-era finance, apparently means looking the other way and sending a quarterly statement.
The arbitrators in this case did something rare: they pretended we still live in a world where financial firms can be held responsible for the mess created on their own systems. Most investors who challenge Wall Street in Finra arbitration lose; these seniors are the exception that proves the rule. As Trump’s team keeps pushing to supercharge the sale of complex alts to everyday investors, this award reads less like justice and more like a warning flare: this is what it takes to claw back a fraction of your life savings in an administration that treats retirees like liquidity for the derivatives market.

Live look at the South Lawn, where the People’s House has been rebranded as the Octagon so Trump can celebrate his 80th birthday with a taxpayer-subsidized hype reel.

Corey Lewandowski and Donald Trump, seen here plotting how to turn Homeland Security into Homeland Sales & Marketing, LLC.

Small business owners stare at spreadsheets of illegal Trump tariffs, trying to decide whether to hire a lawyer or just frame the numbers as modern art titled ‘American Trade Policy’.

Trump’s EPA carefully explaining that greenhouse gases aren’t dangerous while the background slowly catches fire.

The White House communications team, moments before discovering that Breaking Bad is not actually a documentary about responsible governance.

A lonely "Now Hiring" sign, patiently waiting for the part of the Trump war cycle where the economy magically improves through sheer presidential yelling at the Fed.

Andrew Johnson at the Capitol on Jan. 6, auditioning for a presidential pardon and, apparently, a future life sentence.

Steve Feinberg proudly presents the Golden Dome for America, a state-of-the-art missile shield designed to intercept threats and redirect them into his old portfolio.

Artist’s rendering of what it looks like when you print out $48 billion in conflicts of interest and call it ‘public service.’

Behold: a giant energy-sucking data center pretending to be a cost-of-living policy.

Artist’s rendering of fiscal conservatism: a half-submerged gulag in the Everglades slowly sinking under $1.2 million a day in "law and order" receipts.

The Trump cabinet gathers in prayer, presumably asking God to cover what the inspectors general are about to uncover.

Firefighters bravely responding to yet another preventable inferno, brought to you by the Free Market and friends at the Trump EPA.