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labor secretary discovers workers are the real deep state

Lori Chavez-DeRemer stands before a three-story Trump portrait at the Labor Department, helpfully illustrating who the agency really works for these days—and it’s not workers.

Lori Chavez-DeRemer stands before a three-story Trump portrait at the Labor Department, helpfully illustrating who the agency really works for these days—and it’s not workers.

The Trump Labor Secretary, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, has resigned after a speedrun of scandals that somehow managed to combine alleged affair-with-a-subordinate drama, misuse of travel funds, grant-steering to political buddies, and a husband who got banned from Labor HQ over sexual assault allegations. Naturally, she took to Instagram and X to announce that none of this is her fault; it’s all a plot by “high-ranked deep state actors” and the “one-sided news media” who are, tragically, insufficiently appreciative of her efforts to annihilate worker protections.

Inside the department, staff describe “constant turbulence,” which is a very polite way of saying “hostile work environment run by people who think unions are Antifa.” Chavez-DeRemer reportedly never even signed the required harassment policy statement, while the agency shed about 20% of its workforce, gutted international grants, and issued threats to employees about talking to the press. When the department’s social media started echoing Nazi rhetoric, the solution wasn’t to rethink the messaging; they just transferred the staffer to Homeland Security, the bureaucratic equivalent of shuffling radioactive waste to the next building.

Labor experts say she sat by while the budget was slashed, unions were targeted, and worker protections were rolled back, including overtime and minimum wage protections for homecare and domestic workers, farmworker safeguards, and even a rule that would stop employers from paying disabled workers below minimum wage. But she didn’t leave over making workers poorer and less safe; she left because the scandal finally became too embarrassing for an administration that has a three-story portrait of Trump plastered on the Labor Department building like a dictator starter kit.

Chavez-DeRemer arrived in office on a glowing endorsement from Teamsters president Sean O’Brien, who praised Trump for “putting American workers first” by nominating her. Now that she’s resigned in disgrace, the Teamsters are suddenly very busy not answering questions. Workers are left with fewer protections, more insecurity, and a department whose leadership treats them as a shadowy conspiracy rather than the people actually doing the job. Deep state, meet cheap state: fewer staff, weaker rules, and a boss who blames you on Instagram while the building is still on fire.

Source: theguardian.com

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america’s middle east policy outsourced to jared’s group chat again

Jared Kushner, freshly moisturized and unelected, prepares to solve Middle East peace again between real estate deals.

Jared Kushner, freshly moisturized and unelected, prepares to solve Middle East peace again between real estate deals.

The Trump White House is apparently sending Jared Kushner and his old real estate pal Steve Witkoff to Pakistan for "peace talks" with Iran, because when you think nuclear brinkmanship in the Strait of Hormuz, you obviously think: the guy whose family business needed a bailout from the Saudis and another developer whose primary qualification is knowing Jared’s cell number. State Department? Career diplomats? People who can find Iran on a map without checking the deed registry? Cute ideas, but this is the Trump era. This isn’t foreign policy so much as a friends-and-family discount diplomacy package. Kushner, who already cashed in on his last turn as Middle East Whisperer with a multibillion-dollar Saudi investment fund, is now swanning back into high-stakes negotiations as if U.S. foreign policy is his side hustle between fund raises. Tossing in Steve Witkoff just completes the vibe: the world’s most volatile region, now brought to you by a couple of guys who think "shuttle diplomacy" means the AmEx lounge at Doha. Meanwhile, Trump is publicly musing about keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed, which economists warn could send gas prices into orbit, and his solution is… to let Jared run freelance diplomacy out of Pakistan. No congressional oversight, no transparency, just unelected, unconfirmed, heavily conflicted cronies playing nuclear Jenga with the global economy. American democracy may be collapsing, but at least the real estate portfolio is diversified.
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the house always wins when the house is trump

Donald Trump admiring the Taj Mahal casino, a monument to his lifelong belief that the best way to manage risk is to let everyone else pick up the tab when it crashes.

Donald Trump admiring the Taj Mahal casino, a monument to his lifelong belief that the best way to manage risk is to let everyone else pick up the tab when it crashes.

Donald Trump has discovered a deep moral objection to gambling and prediction markets — right around the time his own media company is gearing up to launch prediction markets on Truth Social through an exclusive deal with Crypto.com. He solemnly informs reporters that the world has become "somewhat of a casino" and that he was "never much in favor" of it, which is a bold claim from the guy whose business model for decades was literally owning casinos until they exploded into bankruptcy.

While Trump tut-tuts about people placing lucrative bets on things like an Iran war, his administration is quietly doing everything it can to juice the online betting sector. They killed a Biden-era effort to rein in Polymarket, and now the Justice Department and the CFTC are suing three states — Connecticut, Arizona, and Illinois — for daring to regulate prediction markets themselves. Washington’s position: only the feds get to protect the public from unregulated gambling, by making sure it stays conveniently under the watchful eye of a federal agency led by Trump appointees while the president’s family is financially wired into the industry.

The White House insists that Trump has "no involvement" in any business deals that might touch his constitutional responsibilities, and that he’s acting in an "ethically sound" manner — which is why his majority stake in Trump Media now sits in a nice, cozy revocable trust run by Donald Trump Jr. Junior, for his part, just happens to be an investor in Polymarket and a strategic adviser to its top competitor Kalshi, but we are told he "does not interface" with the federal government and has "no influence" on policy. The fact that the administration is bulldozing state regulators to protect prediction markets is, we’re assured, a cosmic coincidence.

To complete the morality play, Trump compared a U.S. special forces soldier allegedly using insider knowledge of a Venezuelan raid to win $400,000 on Polymarket to Pete Rose betting on his own team — and hinted he’d "look into it" because betting on yourself is apparently fine. Between the president’s nostalgia for his casino days, his son’s prediction-market side hustle, and the federal government suing states that try to regulate the whole mess, the Trump era has finally achieved perfect thematic clarity: America is the casino, the house is the Trump family, and the rest of us are just here to provide liquidity.

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war is good business and business is booming

Jim Taiclet lovingly explains that war might be hell, but it’s also a fantastic growth market if you structure the contracts right.

Jim Taiclet lovingly explains that war might be hell, but it’s also a fantastic growth market if you structure the contracts right.

Lockheed Martin CEO Jim Taiclet hopped on an earnings call and basically announced that the Trump Pentagon is a “golden opportunity” — not for peace, stability, or human life, obviously, but for Lockheed’s revenue stream. With the Iran conflict as a handy backdrop, he bragged that this administration has created “more available resources for us” and praised “who’s in government” for being so eager to buy what Lockheed and its friends are selling. Translation: the revolving door is spinning so fast it’s generating its own power grid. Instead of that old-fashioned "burden" of government contracting, Taiclet gushed about turning major weapons systems into a "commercial-like business model" — because why should missiles be treated like public obligations when they can be treated like Amazon Prime? The Pentagon is now thoughtfully adding a "recovery element" to contracts so Lockheed gets paid even if the government changes its mind later. Year five, year six, Congress balks, war winds down, public outcry grows — doesn’t matter. As Taiclet calmly assured investors: “We will not be harmed by that.” Nice to know someone in this country has universal coverage. Meanwhile, the White House is pushing a $1.5 trillion Pentagon budget — a $445 billion jump — while proposing $73 billion in cuts to housing, health, and education. Trump reportedly told donors that the federal government can’t “take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all of these individual things” and that states can just figure it out. So the message is clear: no money for your kid’s daycare, but limitless cash to ensure Lockheed never has a bad quarter again. Welcome to Trump’s America, where social programs are "burdens" and war contractors get risk-free, taxpayer-backed, platinum-tier subscription plans.

Source: theguardian.com

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president launches pay-to-play casino, calls it a crypto conference

Mar-a-Lago, where the line between presidential duties and side hustle rug-pulls is as thin as the napkins at the crypto buffet.

Mar-a-Lago, where the line between presidential duties and side hustle rug-pulls is as thin as the napkins at the crypto buffet.

Trump is throwing a Mar-a-Lago "crypto & business conference" that is, functionally, a presidential paywall. Only the top 297 buyers of his $TRUMP memecoin get in, and the top 29 get a special reception with the president himself, because nothing says "public servant" like selling proximity to your physical body via a speculative token that nuked billions in retail wealth. The event is run through Fight Fight Fight LLC (subtle), which has already used similar dinners to vacuum up $148m from coin holders last year. Ethics experts like former Bush ethics lawyer Richard Painter are out here using phrases such as "dangerous conflict of interest" and "original understanding of bribery", while Trump’s lawyers cling to the magic incantation: the president technically can’t violate federal conflict-of-interest laws, so it’s fine that he’s literally monetizing access to his office like it’s a Patreon tier. Democrats are pointing out that while $TRUMP and $MELANIA coins have "erased" an estimated $4.3bn in retail wealth, a cozy set of 45 early wallets walked away with around $1.2bn, and Trump’s broader crypto empire has padded his net worth by at least $3bn. Conveniently, his administration has also turned the SEC into a see-no-evil fan club for the crypto industry, which has rewarded him with millions in donations and a booming market for presidential-themed scams. If Trump flakes on attending the bash, top investors will be compensated with a "limited edition Trump NFT"—because when you don't get the president you paid for, you get a JPEG of the grift instead.
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trump does psychedelics, chooses wall street as his spirit animal

Donald Trump asks for a hit of ibogaine while signing an order to make sure the real trip is the psychedelic stock portfolio of whoever was standing just off camera.

Donald Trump asks for a hit of ibogaine while signing an order to make sure the real trip is the psychedelic stock portfolio of whoever was standing just off camera.

Donald Trump spent Bicycle Day in the Oval Office slowly sounding out the word "ibogaine" like a kid at a spelling bee, then signed an executive order to supercharge psychedelic drug approvals and access. With Joe Rogan hovering behind him like a very on‑brand spirit guide, Trump joked "Can I have some, please?" about a drug known for 12-hour trauma flashback marathons. The order tells the FDA to fast‑track psilocybin and MDMA applications, sending psychedelic stocks into orbit while Trump pretends this is about "serious mental illness" and not a multibillion-dollar market high for investors. The fine print? Trump wants investigational psychedelics available under "right to try" — a law supposedly for the terminally ill — even though the DEA says Schedule I drugs don't qualify. So now we get a turf war where the same administration that loves harsh drug laws is trying to bend those laws just enough to help pharma and its buddies, while people will still be prosecuted for the non-Wall-Street-approved versions of the exact same substances. The order even dangles rescheduling, with Trump whining that the DEA is "slow-walking" him, as if the real victim of the drug war is the guy in the gold-plated bathroom. Meanwhile, Indigenous communities who stewarded these medicines for generations are watching the U.S. government do its usual routine: extract the plants, launder them through clinical jargon, and forget the people. The former chair of the Native American Church calls it "biopiracy dressed in clinical language," which is a very polite way of saying "classic colonial smash‑and‑grab." A Gabonese outlet notes that Americans for Ibogaine showed up for a conference and left without negotiating consent, royalties, or profit-sharing. So yes, veterans might finally get access to promising treatment — by way of an executive order that turns traditional medicines into patentable assets while the government keeps the cages, keeps the prosecutions, and hands the cash to biotech. Healing for some, looting for others, upside for shareholders.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump backs weed, forgets the people he helped lock up for it

Trump gazes thoughtfully at a pen, having just discovered you can tweak drug schedules without freeing a single person you helped put behind bars.

Trump gazes thoughtfully at a pen, having just discovered you can tweak drug schedules without freeing a single person you helped put behind bars.

The Trump administration has finally dragged marijuana out of the "same as heroin" category and into Schedule III, where it can hang out with ketamine and your gym bro’s favorite steroids. Acting attorney general Todd Blanche signed the order, bragging on X that DOJ is "delivering on President Trump’s promise to improve American healthcare"—because nothing says serious reform like moving weed from one arbitrary box to another while leaving millions of lives and businesses stuck in the same legal minefield.

Trump, ever the policy visionary, reportedly bullied officials for months to stop "slow-walking" his rescheduling order, not to free people in prison or fix banking laws, but—per Roger Stone—because it’s "vitally important" to juicing the midterms with young and libertarian voters. Meanwhile, the reclassification pointedly does nothing for people already locked up on marijuana charges, doesn’t legalize interstate commerce, and keeps the same anti–money laundering traps that make cannabis businesses operate like legal gray-market pirates. Forty states have legalized in some form, there’s a "ganja glut," and the big breakthrough from Washington is… better paperwork for research.

Pam Bondi—who fought marijuana reform in Florida—was conveniently fired three weeks before the move and replaced by Blanche, who then discovered, after "conferring with stakeholders," that the thing Trump and Roger Stone publicly demanded should, shockingly, happen. The drug war’s wreckage stays intact, the banking nightmare stays intact, the criminal records stay intact—but the campaign talking points are now fully rescheduled.
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presidential pardons, now with 100% more grift

Trump thoughtfully redirects money from rape crisis centers to wealthy felons, proving once again that in this administration, crime really does pay.

Trump thoughtfully redirects money from rape crisis centers to wealthy felons, proving once again that in this administration, crime really does pay.

Trump’s second-term pardon spree is less "mercy" and more cash-back rewards program for felons with good lobbyists. According to reporting shared with the Guardian, his 117 pardons have vaporized at least $113 million in fines and penalties that were supposed to fund the Victims of Crime Act (VOCA) programs – you know, domestic violence shelters, rape crisis centers, child abuse treatment. Those places now get to explain to survivors that their counseling money went to subsidize a president’s ego and a bunch of white-collar crooks’ legal debts. The winners in this moral sweepstakes? Crypto bros, assorted rich offenders, and Juan Orlando Hernández – the former Honduran president convicted of conspiring to ship a Costco-sized load of cocaine into the U.S. These folks benefit from a booming “pardon-shopping” industry, where lobbyists reportedly charge up to $1 million to get you on Trump’s "get out of accountability" list. It’s not justice; it’s a luxury service where the powerful send the bill to the people they helped hurt. Democratic Rep. Johnny Olszewski is pushing a constitutional amendment – with Republican Don Bacon, no less – to let Congress overturn the worst pardons with a two-thirds vote in both chambers. It’s a high bar, meant only for the most cartoonishly corrupt cases, which in Trump World is to say: every other Friday. Olszewski even points out that Clinton’s family pardon and Biden’s pardon of his son were wrong too, because apparently we need to remind people that "no one is above the law" is supposed to be a principle, not a punchline. So the current system is: presidents can hand out golden tickets to their friends, donors, and drug-trafficking ex-presidents, and the cost is quietly deducted from funds meant for battered women and shooting survivors. Washington calls this "the pardon power". Normal people might call it state-sponsored victimization.

Source: theguardian.com

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republicans discover fed oversight is ‘unnecessary’ unless it’s for leverage

A Republican senator explains that accountability for the Fed is ‘unnecessary,’ unlike holding nominations hostage, which is apparently a sacred constitutional duty.

A Republican senator explains that accountability for the Fed is ‘unnecessary,’ unlike holding nominations hostage, which is apparently a sacred constitutional duty.

Republicans have apparently decided that Federal Reserve oversight is on an à la carte basis now. Sen. Kevin Cramer pops up to say a probe into Fed Chair Jerome Powell is "unnecessary" — a convenient revelation that arrives exactly when the party is busy weaponizing everything else in government but suddenly discovers restraint when it comes to independent monetary policy that markets actually care about. Meanwhile, Sen. Thom Tillis is holding up the nomination of Kevin Warsh, because nothing says "serious stewards of the economy" like treating key Fed positions as hostages in a never-ending Senate tantrum. The same crowd that screams about inflation and Fed mismanagement is now slow-walking the people who are supposed to help, while declaring that looking too closely at the current chair is simply going too far. So we get the full GOP sampler platter: pretend fiscal hawkery, selective outrage, and a quiet little campaign to keep the Fed politically pliable while loudly insisting everything is fine and investigations are overkill. The markets get uncertainty, the public gets spin, and the Senate GOP gets exactly what it always wanted: leverage first, governance never.

Source: nbcnews.com

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trump airlifts half a billion to spirit, calls it 'competition'

Artist’s rendition of Spirit Airlines being lovingly cradled by the invisible hand of the free market, which turns out to be the US Treasury.

Artist’s rendition of Spirit Airlines being lovingly cradled by the invisible hand of the free market, which turns out to be the US Treasury.

The White House is racing to strap a $500m cash parachute onto Spirit Airlines, the ultra-low-cost carrier famous for charging people extra to remember their dignity. The company has gone bankrupt twice in two years, is flirting with liquidation, and is being crushed by fuel prices from the war with Iran — so naturally the Trump administration’s solution is to turn on the taxpayer money hose. Instead of letting the free market do that “creative destruction” Republicans write love poems about, the government would get stock warrants in exchange for the loan, effectively turning Spirit into a part-time public asset so it can remain a full-time private disaster. Trump went on CNBC to muse that “maybe the federal government should help that one out” because of 14,000 jobs — a touching concern for workers that somehow never appears when the companies aren’t also potential political props. The White House then blamed the whole mess on Biden-era antitrust enforcement that blocked Spirit’s $3.8bn merger with JetBlue, complaining that the airline “would be on a much firmer financial footing” if regulators had just let them build a bigger, more expensive monopoly. So the message is clear: when judges stop corporations from gouging customers, the Trump team will simply cut out the middleman and let taxpayers fund the struggling airline directly. Late-stage capitalism is when your government nationalizes the risk on a discount carrier while still calling it the free market.
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judge to trump: you don't get to personally murder every wind turbine

Doug Burgum staring at a wind turbine like it just personally insulted his favorite oil well.

Doug Burgum staring at a wind turbine like it just personally insulted his favorite oil well.

Doug Burgum, Trump’s Secretary of Interior and part-time fossil fuel concierge, tried to require that every wind and solar project on federal lands and waters get his personal royal blessing before moving forward. A coalition of clean energy groups pointed out that this wasn’t "oversight" so much as a slow-motion execution, accusing Burgum of deliberately rewiring agency processes to shove renewables into "second-class status" while rolling out the red carpet for coal, oil, and gas.

Chief Judge Denise J Casper took one look at this little sabotage project and slapped it with a preliminary injunction, finding the plaintiffs were likely to win because the administration’s scheme appears to, minor detail, violate federal law and cause irreparable harm. Translation: you can’t just declare that all future wind and solar must pass through Doug’s Anti-Sunshine Veto Machine so they miss their tax credits and die quietly on a shelf.

The Interior Department, bravely refusing to comment on the lawsuit it is currently losing, instead issued a boilerplate brag that America does energy "cleaner, safer, and more reliably" than anyone else—while Trump’s second-term energy plan is to gut renewable tax credits, shovel federal support to fossil fuels, and sneer at "the Green New Scam" in executive orders. Courts keep telling them this is illegal; the administration keeps responding, "What if we tried the same thing, slightly dumber?"

Clean energy groups say this ruling is just the first step toward getting stalled projects back on track so people can have fast, cheap, low-carbon power. The White House, meanwhile, is still hard at work making sure your electricity bills stay high and your grid stays fragile—just so oil and gas donors don’t have to downgrade their third yacht to a second yacht.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump-branded magic beans investor shocked they were a scam

Justin Sun, moments before realizing that putting nine figures into a Trump-branded crypto casino might not have been a sound governance decision.

Justin Sun, moments before realizing that putting nine figures into a Trump-branded crypto casino might not have been a sound governance decision.

The Trump family’s latest innovation in public service: a sitting US president co-founding a crypto firm that’s now being sued by one of its own billionaire superfans for alleged extortion. Justin Sun – who once thought buying $100 million of Trump meme coins was a good use of money and oxygen – now claims the Trump-backed World Liberty outfit illegally froze his WLFI tokens, stripped his voting rights, and is threatening to literally burn his coins. So the project is called “World Liberty,” and the first order of business is disenfranchising your biggest mark. On brand.

Sun says he backed the whole thing because of the Trump name and their shared love of unregulated digital monopoly money, only to discover that co-founder Chase Herro and friends were using that name as a "golden opportunity" to profit through fraud. Meanwhile, WLFI has cratered from 31 cents to under 8 cents, the firm is reportedly borrowing against its own junk token like a discount FTX tribute act, and Trump’s other great tech triumph, Truth Social, just fired Devin Nunes as CEO after the stock lost almost two-thirds of its value. The Trump presidency continues to be less a government and more a sprawling, publicly traded yard sale where every grift eventually sues every other grift.

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trump’s big dumb wall goes to big bend to ruin everything

Nothing says “border security” like bulldozing a national park so a scandal-plagued contractor can pour steel into a wildlife corridor with almost no migrant traffic.

Nothing says “border security” like bulldozing a national park so a scandal-plagued contractor can pour steel into a wildlife corridor with almost no migrant traffic.

The Trump administration has decided that the real security threat in America is... Big Bend national park. Contractors just rolled tractors up to Chispa Road in rural west Texas to start turning a rough dirt ranch road into a "highway" so 30‑foot steel wall pieces can be hauled in. Local rancher Yolanda Alvarado, whose family has been on the land for five generations and whose grandparents are buried along the proposed route, was informed that the wall will literally slice her property – and her family cemetery – in half. So much for "family values"; there’s a wall to build. This isn’t just about one ranch. CBP’s handy "Smart Wall Map" now shows a "primary border wall system" knifing through Big Bend national park and Big Bend Ranch state park – some of Texas’s most treasured public lands with low migrant crossings but very high environmental and tourism value. Local business owners warn it will destroy the only real economy they have, while conservationists point out that it will sever wildlife migration routes and wall off the Rio Grande. Fortunately, Trump has handed a $1.2bn contract to Fisher Sand and Gravel, a company famously blessed with environmental violations and political scandals from the first Trump term’s border boondoggles. Truly, only the finest swamp creatures. The backlash is so intense that conservative judges, Republican sheriffs, environmental groups, and grassroots organizers have all linked arms in rare bipartisan horror to call this what it is: federal overreach on steroids. CBP, for its part, quietly edited the map to swap a chunk of the park from a physical barrier to vague "detection technology" while simultaneously widening roads, pounding survey stakes into the ground, and waving away environmental laws across the region. Landowners across Big Bend are getting cryptic letters, no real answers, and a front‑row seat to how quickly your life can be rearranged when a president needs a new photo op backdrop and a donor‑friendly contract to sign. Residents describe their lives as being "upended" by a wall they don’t want and don’t need, in a place that was long considered too rugged and too remote to bother with. But Trump needs a monument to fear and cruelty, Fisher needs to get paid, and west Texas landowners, wildlife, and national parks are apparently just set dressing in the latest season of America’s Next Top Authoritarian Infrastructure Project.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump declares war so exxon can win

Trump solemnly explaining that the only thing standing between America and total collapse is a few more government-subsidized oil wells.

Trump solemnly explaining that the only thing standing between America and total collapse is a few more government-subsidized oil wells.

Donald Trump has discovered a bold new military innovation: declare a permanent "national energy emergency" so you can treat oil companies like a branch of the armed forces. In a fresh batch of memos, he invokes the Defense Production Act — a law meant for actual wars and real emergencies — to demand expanded domestic oil, coal, and gas production for "defense readiness". Apparently the tanks will run on shareholder dividends and the Pentagon is now a subsidiary of ExxonMobil.

Under this logic, every refinery is a battleship and every drilling rig is a patriot. The memos order the energy secretary to start "making necessary purchases, commitments, and financial instruments" to prop up fossil fuel projects, which is a very polite way of saying: open the federal checkbook and hand it to the same industry that pumped more than $75m into Trump's campaign. All this while gas prices soar thanks to a war with Iran and a U.S. ship seizure that rattled oil markets — a crisis Trump is now using as a marketing brochure for Big Oil.

Meanwhile, Americans are getting hammered by higher gas and food prices while the White House insists the only way to achieve "prosperity and national security" is to subsidize the stuff cooking the planet. The administration already scrapped emissions standards, "unleashed" drilling in Alaska, and killed Biden's pause on LNG exports even after a federal analysis warned it would raise domestic prices. But sure, call it "defense readiness" — nothing says national security like making your groceries more expensive so Chevron can feel very safe.
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trump pardons nursing home tax cheat, victims get thoughts and prayers

Pictured: a nursing home resident receiving far more affection from a small dog than Joseph Schwartz’s empire ever budgeted for basic care.

Pictured: a nursing home resident receiving far more affection from a small dog than Joseph Schwartz’s empire ever budgeted for basic care.

Donald Trump looked at a nursing home owner who diverted $39 million in employee payroll taxes while residents were neglected, injured, and dying, and thought: now there’s a guy who deserves mercy. Joseph Schwartz, whose empire allegedly left families like Doris Coulson’s with dead relatives and unpaid judgments, got a Trump pardon after admitting to the federal tax crime. The White House helpfully explained that Schwartz was the victim of “over prosecution” and that prison would be hard for a rich older man, which is apparently now a constitutional defense.

The families who sued Schwartz? They got a nearly $19 million wrongful death judgment that he never bothered to pay while he allegedly kept tens of millions in assets tucked safely out of his own name. Workers at his collapsing homes bought food for residents with their own money and discovered their health insurance premiums were taken but never funded, while Schwartz quietly spent over $1 million on lobbyists to secure his golden ticket from Trump — who, the White House assures us, definitely does not issue pardons at the request of lobbyists. Totally unrelated coincidence that the guy with seven figures for influence-peddling got “grace” and the people with dead parents got paperwork.

Even after the federal pardon, Arkansas squeezed out a nine-month sentence for Schwartz over Medicaid fraud, which turned out to be less of a punishment and more of a brief layover. A reporter tried to reach him in prison; the Coulson family’s lawyer tried to serve a subpoena to finally track his assets. Then, like clockwork, another lobbyist appeared, the parole board sprang him in under three weeks, and the reporter’s letter bounced back as undeliverable. The system moved with cheetah speed to shorten his punishment, but when it came to helping the people he allegedly damaged, the machinery suddenly remembered how to be very, very tired.

Source: propublica.org

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mar-a-lago mafia expands foreign war, domestic bank accounts

Jon Ossoff points toward the general direction of Mar-a-Lago, where American foreign policy and the Trump family balance sheet have become a joint checking account.

Jon Ossoff points toward the general direction of Mar-a-Lago, where American foreign policy and the Trump family balance sheet have become a joint checking account.

Jon Ossoff went to Augusta to run for Senate and accidentally delivered a 2026 State of the Grift. He opened by clowning JD Vance’s ghost-town rally, then moved straight to Trump’s favorite pastime: sending other people’s kids to die in a Middle East war no one voted for, no one can explain, and that he keeps declaring over every 48 hours like a guy rage-quitting a video game he’s still very much losing.

Ossoff walked the crowd through Trump’s Iran war timeline: day 10, “very complete”; day 12, “we won”; day 40, “total and complete victory”; day 49, Trump claims the strait is open while Iran is busy hitting cargo ships. Thirteen dead US soldiers, thousands of dead civilians, skyrocketing inflation, a shredded Iran deal, and the regime still sitting on highly enriched uranium — but sure, tell us again about “peace through strength” and your AI Jesus cosplay.

Then came the corruption segment, also known as the entire Trump administration. Ossoff torched Trump for literally depicting himself as Christ while his family hoovers up billions from foreign princes and he guts healthcare to fund tax cuts and war. Jared Kushner, already on the Saudi payroll for $2bn, is apparently "leading" Middle East diplomacy while simultaneously rattling the cup for billions more from the same princes he’s supposed to be negotiating with. Meanwhile, Trump’s sons and even his defense secretary are reportedly lining up at the trough too.

Ossoff’s verdict: the “Mar-a-Lago mafia” isn’t even bothering to hide it. The first family’s wealth is exploding by billions while Americans get crushed by record rents, power bills, groceries, and healthcare costs. The rules, as always, are for you. The profits are for them. American corruption didn’t just get worse; it got franchised.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump sues the irs for the crime of telling the truth

Trump, presumably calculating how many billions he can bill taxpayers for the emotional distress of everyone finding out he paid less in taxes than their dog-walking side hustle.

Trump, presumably calculating how many billions he can bill taxpayers for the emotional distress of everyone finding out he paid less in taxes than their dog-walking side hustle.

Donald Trump is in "talks" with the IRS to resolve his $10 billion lawsuit over leaked tax records, because of course the man who paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 now wants a life-changing lotto payout from the same taxpayers he barely contributed to. The suit claims the leak caused him "reputational and financial harm" and "public embarrassment," which is a bold way of saying: people found out what he actually pays and didn’t clap.

Trump, his two adult failsons Donald Jr. and Eric, and the Trump Organization are all listed as plaintiffs, because if there’s a pot of public money on the table, the whole family crime syndicate has to get in line. The leak came from an IRS contractor, Charles Littlejohn, who already pleaded guilty and got five years in prison for stealing the tax records of Trump and thousands of other rich guys, including Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. The IRS called his actions “unacceptable,” but not nearly as unacceptable as the part where the president now wants taxpayers to cut him a check for having his own numbers exposed.

Democrats, apparently tired of watching this administration treat the U.S. Treasury like a Mar-a-Lago ATM, introduced a bill to ban presidents, vice presidents, and their families from pocketing settlement money from the government. Elizabeth Warren called it an effort to close loopholes that enable this "apparent corruption" and stop Trump and future presidents from "stealing Americans’ hard-earned money"—which is a very polite way of saying "absolutely not, you are not suing the IRS to get richer off your own presidency." Trump, ever the philanthropist on other people’s dime, says he’d donate any payout to charity. The catch: it’s still your money he’s generously giving away.

Source: nbcnews.com

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ontario premier buys gravy plane to fight trump, definitely not for vibes

Doug Ford in a hat that says "CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE", shortly after billing taxpayers C$28.9 million for his personal frequent flyer program.

Doug Ford in a hat that says "CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE", shortly after billing taxpayers C$28.9 million for his personal frequent flyer program.

Doug Ford looked at a province where people are struggling to pay rent and buy groceries and thought: you know what would really help? A C$28.9 million pre-owned Bombardier Challenger 650 for his "extensive travel" — primarily his own, naturally. Opposition leaders have dubbed it the "gravy plane", because apparently "flying cash bonfire" didn't clear legal. Ford’s office insists the jet is vital for "more certain, flexible, secure and confidential travel" across Ontario, which they remind everyone is "twice the landmass of Texas" — always a good sign when the sales pitch for your austerity-era luxury jet starts with Texas cosplay. The plane will also whisk Ford around Canada and the US so he can heroically "make the case against President Donald Trump's tariffs", because nothing says prudent trade diplomacy like arriving to complain about tariffs in a C$28.9m taxpayer-funded status symbol. To justify the splurge, Ford’s team pointed at Quebec and the federal government, noting they spent even more on planes — for things like air ambulances and military/government transport. So yes, the defense here is literally: other people bought more expensive jets for actual public services, therefore Doug deserves a cheaper one for personal shuttle service and TV hits. Ontarians get higher costs of living and anti-tariff ads that made Trump mad enough to stall trade talks; Doug Ford gets a Challenger 650. Truly, a shared sacrifice.

Source: bbc.com

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president law & order cancels the victims

Donald Trump signs another pardon while the Crime Victims Fund quietly bleeds out in the background, but hey, BitMEX is feeling much better.

Donald Trump signs another pardon while the Crime Victims Fund quietly bleeds out in the background, but hey, BitMEX is feeling much better.

Donald Trump has discovered a bold new way to support crime victims: take their money and give it to white-collar criminals. Since returning to office, he’s issued 117 pardons and commutations that don’t just wipe convictions, but also vaporize the fines and penalties that are legally supposed to flow into the federal Crime Victims Fund. At least $113 million that should have gone to domestic violence shelters, rape crisis centers, child abuse treatment programs, and gun violence survivors has instead been converted into a loyalty rewards program for fraudsters and money launderers.

The crown jewel of this little experiment in upside-down justice is Trump’s corporate pardon of HDR Global Trading Limited, parent company of the BitMEX crypto exchange. The company owed a $100 million fine for ignoring anti–money laundering laws; Trump swooped in hours before the payment was due and signed a pardon that explicitly remits “any and all fines, penalties, forfeitures, and restitution.” That’s not mercy, that’s a $100 million smash-and-grab from the Crime Victims Fund, which was created under VOCA to help people pay for funerals, medical bills, and lost wages after violent crime.

The language here matters: “remission of any and all fines” is not standard pardon boilerplate. Trump barely used it in his first term; now roughly a third of his second-term pardons include this magical debt eraser for corporate criminals. Prosecutors are left wondering why they should spend years building complex white-collar cases if the president can just shred the financial penalties with a signature, while states scramble to plug the holes in victim services budgets because the guy who cosplays as the toughest man on crime keeps canceling the cash.

By comparison, Biden’s pardons interrupted less than $1 million in financial penalties, most of which had already been paid. Trump’s tally in just 14 months dwarfs that, and doesn’t even include the big fines that never got imposed because he pardoned people before trial. So the math is simple: corporations and rich defendants get their slates wiped clean; survivors of shootings and other violent crimes get shorter waitlists, fewer services, and state budgets duct-taped together to cover the federal betrayal. It’s a perfect encapsulation of Trump’s justice philosophy: protect the money, not the people who got shot.

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trumprx: the discount is fake, the grift is real

Trump proudly unveiling TrumpRx.gov, a website that offers the same discounts as GoodRx but with triple the press releases and none of the lowered drug prices.

Trump proudly unveiling TrumpRx.gov, a website that offers the same discounts as GoodRx but with triple the press releases and none of the lowered drug prices.

Trump spent years bragging that his hush-hush deals with drugmakers would heroically slash prescription prices. Senate Democrats just opened the hood and, surprise: the only thing getting slashed is patients’ bank accounts. Companies that signed these glossy “most favored nation” deals turned around and hiked prices on hundreds of drugs, then rolled out new ones at an average of $353,000 a year. For their trouble, they pulled in $177 billion in profits in 2025, up from $107 billion the year before. MAGA, but make it shareholder value.

While Trump was posing with TrumpRx.gov—a bargain bin version of GoodRx that mostly helps his press releases—Merck, Novartis, Bristol Myers Squibb and friends quietly jacked list prices on cancer drugs and gene therapies to the moon. Keytruda up to about $210,000 a year here versus $37,900 in Japan. Opdivo at $260,000 in the U.S., more than double France. Novartis launched a gene therapy at $2.59 million and then sweetly nudged another one up past $2.5 million. The White House response? A spokesperson insisting list prices are "meaningless" while those same list prices are used to soak insurers and drive everyone’s premiums through the roof. It’s not a drug pricing policy, it’s a protection racket with better branding.

Meanwhile, average brand-name list prices finally dipped in 2026, largely because of Biden-era Medicare negotiations—an awkward detail the Trump White House will presumably attribute to the healing power of his signature on old executive orders. As Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. heads to Congress to defend this circus, the basic story is clear: the administration loudly promised to take on Big Pharma, then quietly handed it the keys to the vault and called it reform.

Source: nbcnews.com

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