The Trump Presidency Is Going Great

The Trump White House has decided the real problem with American government isn't corruption, incompetence, or rampant grifting – it's that people keep finding out about it. So OPM has rolled out a draft NDA for federal workers that lets the administration chase them for civil and criminal penalties if they talk to journalists about anything Team Trump later waves a "confidential" wand over. As a bonus, the government claims rights to any "royalties" from those disclosures, because if you're going to criminalize whistleblowing, you might as well turn it into a revenue stream.

This isn't just for current workers either; former employees would need written permission from an "authorized agency official" to speak to the press about information the administration deems confidential after the fact. So your First Amendment rights now come stapled to a permission slip from the people you might be exposing. Totally normal democracy stuff. The NDA technically says it doesn't override whistleblower protections, but when the same crew is also banning AP from the press pool, restricting Pentagon access, suing news outlets, and demanding reporters pledge to only print officially released information, the message is pretty clear: accountability is for losers.

Union leaders like Steve Lenkart from NFFE point out this is part of the broader campaign to kneecap federal employee unions – the pesky "eyes and ears" that notice when the government is being used as a personal loyalty cult and PR machine. Legal experts note that NDAs can't override the Constitution or federal law, which makes large chunks of this scheme "legally suspect" – a phrase that could be safely tattooed on the entire Trump administrative state at this point. Still, the chilling effect is the point: if you scare enough people into silence, you don't need the law to be on your side, just the threat of it.

Alabama Republicans are holding a Senate primary runoff to determine which man can scream "America First" the loudest while making the Constitution cry. Rep. Barry Moore, proudly endorsed on Truth Social as an "America First Patriot," is leading the pack after running on such bold policy ideas as: arresting elected officials in "lawless Democrat sanctuary" cities and prosecuting them for not worshipping ICE hard enough. He also wants to strip federal funding from anyone who doesn't join his crusade against trans people and tried to crown the AR-15 as the official "National Gun of the United States." Because nothing says stable democracy like a government-mandated murder mascot.

Trying to catch him is Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall, who’s built his brand on being aggressively anti-abortion, helping push the Brody Act to criminalize acts that "kill or injure" a fetus, and promising to fix gas and grocery prices through the time‑honored method of yelling about trans athletes. Also in the mix is former Navy SEAL Jared Hudson, who calls himself a "warrior" ready to "stand with President Trump" and runs a firearms training organization, just in case you were worried this ballot didn't have enough guns already. The winner will be heavily favored to replace Sen. Tommy Tuberville, who is leaving the Senate — presumably after proving that one man can personally sabotage military readiness for months and still be considered a rising star in this party.

So the choice for Alabama Republicans is clear: do you want the guy who wants to arrest other elected officials for insufficient border fascism, the guy who wants to imprison people over fetal personhood while pretending he controls inflation, or the guy who promises to bring tactical cosplay and more guns to the world’s least deliberative body? No matter who wins, Trump gets another loyal soldier, democracy gets another headache, and the AR-15 gets closer to beating the bald eagle in the GOP’s national totem poll.