The Trump Presidency Is Going Great
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.
Saturday, October 31, 2026
2026 midterms: america’s got fascist talent

Pictured: a perfectly normal, totally mainstream congressional candidate casually workshopping the phrase “Nazi-ish” like it’s a new salad dressing flavor.
Michigan offers Tom Smith, a retired engineer who literally tried to drop out, only to win a primary anyway because GOP voters apparently took one look at his opponent’s Arabic name and said “absolutely not.” Smith attended the Jan. 6 rally, pushed the “FBI did it” line, and used his salsa company’s social media to call for executing Dr. Fauci in the electric chair and abolishing the Department of Education to stop the alleged Queer Indoctrination Conspiracy. So yes, the party of ‘law and order’ and ‘parental rights’ is now running a guy whose brand strategy is: murder the epidemiologist, defund schools.
Zoom out and it’s a full parade: candidates who marched with Nazis in Charlottesville, a Florida hopeful who wants to nuke Gaza, a Colorado gubernatorial candidate who hunts demons and won’t say how many people he’s killed, plus a self-styled “goth groypette” congressional candidate cheering him on. This isn’t fringe anymore; it’s the pipeline from Telegram channel to statehouse. The article is very clear this is not a complete list, which is the most chilling part: this is just the highlight reel from a political movement that has turned extremism, stochastic terrorism, and open bigotry into standard resume lines. But sure, the real threat to democracy is college kids chanting too loudly on campus.
Friday, October 30, 2026
strongman wants strong sun
Republicans, naturally, are divided – not on whether this is a ridiculous use of presidential energy, but on which version of government-mandated time reality they prefer. Some are lining up behind Trump’s "more evening TV time" agenda, others timidly suggest maybe we shouldn’t rewire the entire country’s sleep cycle around his golf schedule. Meanwhile, the actual policy debate about health, safety, and workers gets buried under another round of presidential tantrums about something literally no one can escape: the passage of time.
So yes, the administration that couldn’t competently roll out a travel ban now wants to permanently reprogram the clock for 330 million people. If they pull it off, historians will be able to say that under Trump, America didn’t just slide toward authoritarianism – it did it with an official, government-approved golden hour.
trump wants a triumphal arch. between lincoln and arlington. with snipers.
Artist’s rendering of the Arc de Trump: because what the Mall really needed was a giant concrete participation trophy with sniper nests.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
texas oil regulator race speedruns fascism

Jon Rosenthal, wondering how a job about oilfield waste disposal turned into debating a guy who wants to deport half the hemisphere.
Bo French, heir to an oil fortune and Steve Bannon’s latest "future of the GOP" collectible figurine, is running for a state energy regulator job on a platform of deporting 100 million people, demanding to know whether Jews or Muslims are the bigger threat to America, and posting a picture of South Asian UT students celebrating at a football game with the caption that the "problem" is worse than anyone imagined. For the actual job he’s seeking, his main idea is to help industry by rolling back rules on disposing of oilfield waste, because of course the xenophobia is just the fireworks show for the donors.
Rosenthal wants to talk about drilling permits, pipelines, and chemical waste management. French wants to talk about "Radical Rosenthal" the Jewish Bolshevik and accuse him of loving communism in its "purest form" while running to supervise fracking. It’s not a campaign, it’s a live-action history lesson in how fascism wraps itself in bureaucracy and calls it public service. The last time a Democrat won this office was 1990, and now the race is within the margin of error – because in Trump’s GOP, the guy promising mass deportations from an oil commission seat isn’t laughed offstage, he’s branded as the party’s future.
Thursday, October 22, 2026
trump tv warns: free healthcare leads directly to baguette riots

French students clash with riot police while American pundits explain that the real violence is affordable tuition.
Over at Fox, Sean Hannity stares at flames in France and gravely explains that this is "by design" — the left’s master plan to "destroy the free world" by, apparently, giving people dental coverage. Laura Ingraham runs a big red siren graphic labeled "A warning to America" and tells viewers that policies like free college, climate action, and taxing the rich are how you get… Montpellier teenagers protesting. Truly the gulag.
Jesse Watters, never one to let coherence get in the way, insists the goal is "to replace communism with capitalism" while showing protests in a capitalist EU country. Lawrence Jones reads a JD Vance tweet warning that France is the future Democrats want, then nods along as Ben Domenech warns that this is what happens when you treat nationalism like a dirty word. Yes, the problem isn’t inequality, it’s insufficient flag worship.
Newsmax brings in Rick Santorum, who announces that mainstream Democrats want to import "the economy and style of government of Europe" — which, he claims, has a far worse standard of living than the US, a statement that would baffle anyone who has seen data or, frankly, a French vacation brochure. The whole right-wing infotainment complex is screaming "America, this is a warning" about Europe’s public transit, workers’ rights, and functioning healthcare systems, while the actual warning — authoritarian propaganda melting the brains of half the political class — is blaring right here at home.
Wednesday, October 21, 2026
park police blow $343k turning the national mall into a parole check-in

Artist’s impression of the National Mall, now featuring the Reflecting Pool, the Lincoln Memorial, and a limited-time installation of Trump-branded surveillance towers watching you appreciate freedom.
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
trump tests a new campaign strategy: deport your political opponents

Ilhan Omar on the Capitol steps, apparently under the radical impression that U.S. citizenship and a House seat should protect you from being deported by the guy you criticize.
Donald Trump’s long-running fixation with Ilhan Omar has finally graduated from racist rally chants to full-blown authoritarian cosplay. Federal agents raided the congresswoman’s home 22 days before the midterms, seized her phone, and slapped her relatives with grand jury subpoenas over supposed irregularities in decades-old immigration paperwork. Trump, naturally, swears he has no idea how one of his loudest critics just happened to end up on the business end of a federal raid right before voters go to the polls. Just a democracy doing a little light self-care, apparently.
Tom Homan, Trump’s "border czar" and part-time deadpan comic, went on Fox to calmly float the idea that Omar could be stripped of her citizenship and deported, insisting she’ll be held to the same standard as everyone else. This is an interesting standard in a country where a white billionaire convicted of 34 felonies is protected by a Supreme Court he stacked, while a Black Muslim refugee-turned-congresswoman gets her house searched for paperwork errors her dad might have made when she was a teenager. Meanwhile, Trump megadonor Elon Musk’s immigration "grey area" and Melania’s sketchy modeling work visa history are treated as charming origin stories rather than deportation triggers.
What’s actually happening is not "accountability" but the weaponization of the immigration system to crush dissent. Trump has already deported noncitizen student activists for pro-Palestinian speech; now he’s road-testing the same tactic on a sitting member of Congress whose biggest crime is criticizing him and Israel. As Barack Obama warned, if it becomes normal to threaten political opponents with denaturalization and exile, it doesn’t stop with Ilhan Omar. This is how you slide from "America First" to "authoritarianism with paperwork"—one targeted raid and one terrified political enemy at a time.
trump runs on 'i can do whatever i want'

Stock photo of a calm NPR reporter bravely describing a constitutional five-alarm fire as "unprecedented power" in soothing tones.
President Trump is reportedly "leaning into unprecedented power" ahead of the midterms, which is a very polite NPR way of saying he’s campaigning on authoritarian vibes and a sharpie-level understanding of the Constitution. Instead of talking policy, Trump is out there selling himself as a one-man government, reminding voters that checks and balances are for losers and people who read things.
This is not subtle. The pitch is basically: give him a Congress that won’t even pretend to oversee him and he’ll rule by executive order, threat, and whatever he saw on cable news at 3 a.m. It’s less a campaign message than a live stress test of how much open contempt for democratic norms you can package as "strength" before people notice they’re applauding their own disempowerment.
Sunday, October 18, 2026
trump tries denaturalization as a campaign strategy
rubio discovers genocide is fine if the rocks are shiny

Min Aung Hlaing, freshly rebranded from genocidal strongman to ‘strategic partner’, waiting for his complimentary White House invite and a MAGA hat full of rare earths.
Friday, October 16, 2026
maga brain trust workshopping martial law on rumble
Thursday, October 15, 2026
trump invokes executive privilege to protect his right to bulldoze the kennedy center
Protesters outside the Kennedy Center, bravely attempting to preserve the radical idea that a presidential memorial to the arts should not be remodeled into the Donald J. Trump Center for Bulldozers and Hurt Feelings.
secretary of defense, now streaming live executions and theology

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth explains how nothing says ‘Christian values’ like a government-branded firing-squad livestream.
America’s long march toward faith-based fascism picked up a nice brisk pace as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth floated the idea of livestreaming the firing-squad execution of Nidal Hasan. The last time the U.S. flirted with a big public execution was 90 years ago; this time, the Pentagon’s top guy wants it in HD so the base can smash that like button for state violence. Trump says they’re “looking at it,” JD Vance bravely announced he personally wouldn’t watch (thank you for your service, Senator Vice President), and constitutional norms continued rotting quietly in the corner.
Religious scholars point out that when the Defense Secretary starts talking about public executions like they’re a patriotic TED Talk, it doesn’t really matter if the cameras roll — the boundary has already been shoved. Hegseth’s theology comes courtesy of the Communion of Reformed Evangelical Churches, whose leader proudly calls himself a Christian nationalist, dreams of women losing the right to vote, and has defended slavery, which is quite a combo platter for the guy with influence over the U.S. military. Experts bluntly label Hegseth a “religious extremist” trying to implement his theocratic fantasies inside the Pentagon, but sure, tell us again how the real threat is college kids using the word "Latinx."
While most American Christians — including a chunk of the right — are repulsed by the snuff-film governance model, Hegseth’s own circle reportedly offers near-unanimous enthusiasm for the death penalty. The Archbishop for U.S. military Catholics had to issue a formal letter telling Catholic troops they can ask out of the firing squad, because under Trump, clergy now need to remind soldiers they’re not obligated to become extras in the administration’s morality-play executions. The merger of state power, religious extremism, and bloodsport isn’t a bug of Christian nationalism; it’s the feature they keep bragging about.
president extremely chill about executing leakers

Trump gestures to the crowd while explaining that the real threat to America isn’t secret bombing campaigns, it’s the people who tell voters they’re happening.
Trump went to Bullhead City, Arizona, to do what he does best: scream his grievances into a microphone and casually fantasize about killing people who inconvenience him. This time the target was government sources who talk to the press about military plans. “In my opinion, leakers should be shot,” he told the cheering crowd, nostalgically adding that “in the old days we used to shoot leakers.” America, famously founded on a free press and checks on executive power, is now apparently supposed to cosplay North Korea because the president is mad someone talked to a reporter about bombing Iran.
He was riffing about the June 2025 B-2 strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities, bragging about “totally stealth” bombers dropping “very large bombs” and then pivoting straight to calling for leakers to “go to jail or be shot.” This is not a one-off brain spasm: he’s been obsessed with “low-life leakers” since the Russia days, and former aide Alyssa Farah Griffin has already said she heard him talk about executing staff who leak. The man hears the word “source” and immediately reaches for the firing squad.
As a fun little backdrop to this tough-guy routine, Trump has spent his second term turning federal executions into a grim reality show. He ran on restoring the death penalty after Biden’s moratorium, has now approved the first public execution since 1936, and greenlit a firing-squad spectacle for Nidal Malik Hasan that his administration wants to livestream. Trump says he “absolutely” agreed to that idea. So when he stands at a rally musing about shooting leakers, he’s not just venting — he’s a president who is literally bringing back public executions while normalizing the idea that exposing government actions is a capital crime.
We’ve reached the part of the movie where the leader jokes about killing dissidents, the crowd roars its approval, and everyone on cable news debates whether he was being “serious” or just “colorful.” Meanwhile, the message to anyone inside government thinking of warning the public about what this administration is doing — from secret bombing campaigns to god knows what else — is crystal clear: stay quiet, or the guy who signs execution orders thinks you’d look great in front of a firing squad, preferably in prime time.
president says leakers should be shot, crowd cheers for fascism

Donald Trump gestures toward the press pen, explaining that in his ideal America, sources get bullets and reporters get raids.
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
trump sends dhs to search for ilhan omar’s childhood crimes of existing

Federal agents stand outside Ilhan Omar’s house, bravely protecting America from the national security threat of a congresswoman who reads legislation and exists while Somali.
Instead of evidence, the White House is leaning on JD "I just make stories up about Haitians eating pets" Vance and the usual far-right rumor mill, which has spent years insisting Omar isn’t a legitimate citizen. Trump, meanwhile, has expanded his obsession from Omar personally to all Somali immigrants in Minnesota, telling non-Somali Minnesotans to "fight back" and then basking as his rally crowds chant "Deport! Deport! Deport!" like they’re auditioning for a reboot of 1930s Europe. The raid is both transparently weak as an election stunt and chillingly clear as a statement of values: citizenship is conditional, law is a weapon, and the American dream is revoked if you’re the wrong color, the wrong faith, or the wrong symbol of pluralism.
Omar’s actual life story — fleeing civil war as a child, growing up in Minneapolis, and getting elected to Congress — is the sort of thing civics textbooks used to brag about as proof that America works. To Trump and his movement, that’s the real "fraud": the idea that a Somali-born woman could be as fully American as the guys chanting about mass deportation under a man who openly campaigns on ethnic cleansing. The raid on her home is less an investigation than a message: equal citizenship is now a negotiable privilege, revocable at the president’s political convenience.
racist gatsby throws a base housing rager

Stephen and Katie Miller, seen here hosting another tasteful evening of canapés, casual ethnonationalism, and light conversation about which children don’t count as "real" Americans.
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
defense secretary discovers twitch, decides to stream an execution
Trump, who normally treats cruelty as a feature, is suddenly making concerned noises, as are Speaker Mike Johnson and JD Vance, who bravely announced he personally won’t watch the snuff stream. The Pentagon, for its part, is refusing to say how any of this will actually work, which is always reassuring when the government is planning to literally shoot a prisoner to death on camera. TikTok and Kick say it violates their policies, so congratulations to the content goblins: Silicon Valley has stricter standards than the Department of Defense.
States barely use firing squads and have botched them when they try, but military executions aren’t bound by those state laws, so the Army gets to pick the method, date, and location. You know, normal stuff for a supposedly mature democracy: the civilian leadership flirts with turning capital punishment into a public spectacle while the brass quietly figures out how to make the blood spatter camera-ready. Authoritarian regimes usually wait a little longer before leaning into execution livestreams; the Trump-Hegseth brain trust is just getting to the fascism speedrun early.
Monday, October 12, 2026
coming soon to pay-per-view: america’s first snuff stream
Trump, naturally, started with an "Absolutely, I approve" before discovering that most of the planet thinks public executions went out of style around the time we stopped hanging people in town squares. Now he’s "calling around" like he’s picking a rally playlist, torn between the extra "humiliation" of a public spectacle and the optics of literally shooting a disabled 56-year-old in a wheelchair on camera. Even J.D. Vance — who is usually game for whatever dystopian fever dream is on the menu — is backing away, telling reporters he doesn’t think it’ll actually happen and that he won’t be tuning in to the big show.
The whole debate isn’t about whether the state should kill Hasan — that’s a bipartisan given in this script — it’s about whether random citizens with no connection to the case should be able to stream it like a Netflix original. We’ve gone from closed-circuit feeds for victims’ families to the commander-in-chief pondering whether to flip the switch on America’s first federally sponsored execution livestream. Official line from one senior official: Hasan will be executed and "that’s what matters." The part where the government nearly turned it into a public ritual of violence for mass consumption? Just another week in Trump’s America.