The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 179 entries and counting.
trump sues irs, wins $1.8bn gofundme for fascists

Trump, pondering which pardoned insurrectionist deserves the next multimillion-dollar "sorry you tried to overthrow democracy" payout from his taxpayer-funded anti-weaponization piggy bank.
Source: theguardian.com
pentagon loan office rebranded as trump family atm

The Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Capital, seen here in its new role as the Trump family’s rare-earth piggy bank.
The Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Capital was supposedly created to reduce America’s dependence on China for critical minerals. Under Trump, it’s apparently been repurposed to reduce Donald Trump Jr.’s dependence on having marketable skills. ProPublica reports that a $620 million Defense Department loan — the biggest in the program’s history — went to Vulcan Elements, a tiny North Carolina rare-earth startup whose valuation magically exploded right after the deal. Also magically: Trump Jr.’s venture firm quietly took a stake in Vulcan about three months before the loan was announced. Pure coincidence, we’re told, by everyone with a financial interest in you believing that.
The key detail: of the dozens of companies the Pentagon was considering, Vulcan was the only one whose deal was personally initiated by a top White House aide — Peter Navarro, now Trump’s senior counselor for trade and manufacturing and, importantly, a close buddy of Trump Jr. Navarro, fresh off a stint in prison for defying a Jan. 6 subpoena, phoned in from his redemption tour to tell Pentagon staff this one had to be done, and fast. Officials were ordered to sprint through a weeks-long approval process at “Trump Speed,” which apparently means federal due diligence now works like a late-night infomercial: act now, supplies (of ethics) are limited.
Everyone involved is loudly insisting there was absolutely no favoritism. Trump Jr. swears he never discussed Vulcan with federal officials and has "no knowledge" of how the deal came together, a fascinating claim given his equity stake and his prison-visiting bromance with the guy who made the ask. The White House insists it’s all being done in “the best interest of the American people,” because nothing says public service like funneling hundreds of millions in taxpayer-backed loans to companies your family owns pieces of. The Pentagon helpfully adds that “outside affiliations, investors, or political connections play absolutely no role” in its funding decisions — a statement so aggressively unbelievable it should come with a laugh track.
Former Bush ethics lawyer Richard Painter calls this what it is: corruption the public is forced to bankroll. The Trump team calls it national security and slaps a flag on it. The Office of Strategic Capital was designed to methodically vet companies through an open process; the Trump administration supersized its authority from $1 billion to $200 billion and then treated it like a private-equity slush fund with missile decals. And lurking in the background? Another Trump Jr.–linked company — a drone parts manufacturer — also under Pentagon loan review. At this rate, the only real “strategic capital” being secured is the Trump family’s.
Source: propublica.org
billionaires buy a kentucky house seat, trump sends the receipt

Thomas Massie stares into the middle distance, calculating how many billionaire dollars it now costs to express a mildly independent thought in the Republican Party.
Source: theguardian.com
brennan center notices the looting spree, asks if anyone has a fire alarm

Michael Waldman, patiently explaining that 'epic corruption in plain sight' is not actually a constitutional form of government.
NPR sat down with Brennan Center for Justice president Michael Waldman, who politely described the Trump administration’s latest antics as "epic corruption in plain sight," which is a very lawyerly way of saying, "they’re looting the place with the lights on and the doors open." When the Brennan Center — the group that usually writes dense reports on campaign finance and voting rights — starts sounding like they’re live-tweeting a smash-and-grab, you know the situation has achieved advanced banana republic status.
Mary Louise Kelly asked the obvious question: what can be done about it? The depressing answer, as always, is some combo of "stronger laws," "independent institutions," and "voters giving a damn" — all of which Trump and his cronies have been methodically stripping for parts like a stolen Honda. The White House keeps testing how much open, unapologetic corruption the system can absorb, while the rule of law responds by scheduling another panel discussion on norms. Waldman is basically standing on the roof with a megaphone yelling "the house is on fire," while half of Washington debates whether it would be partisan to call the fire department.
Source: npr.org
thousands of 'blind trust' trades somehow see just fine

Wall Street traders bravely attempt to keep a straight face while explaining that thousands of Trump-linked trades are totally normal and not at all a giant, blinking conflict-of-interest sign.
A Trump Organization spokesperson insists that neither Trump, his family, nor the company "played any role" in choosing the investments. They swear they get no advance notice, no input, no nothing — just a magical money machine that happens to be wired directly to the most powerful office on Earth. What could possibly go wrong with the president effectively running the economy while the economy is also quietly working for him?
We're told this isn't a conflict of interest because, technically, he doesn't push the "buy" button himself. It's all handled by others, somewhere behind a curtain, in a structure that is definitely not a blind trust but is being sold like one on late-night infomercial terms. Call now and you too can get a president whose official decisions and personal wealth are perfectly aligned — for him.
Source: bbc.com
trump’s big beautiful blank checks

Artist’s rendering of the border wall procurement process: a giant money hose pointed at whichever contractor smiled hardest at Trumpworld.
Now a New York contractor, Posillico Civil, has sued the administration, alleging that the supposedly competitive process was about as real as Trump University. Out of 11 prequalified vendors, Customs and Border Protection allegedly steered about $14 billion — roughly 73% of the money — to just two companies: Fisher Sand & Gravel and Montana-based Barnard Construction. Posillico says it spent serious time and money bidding on what turned out to be "not genuine competitive opportunities," which is a very polite way of saying the fix was in.
Contracting experts are openly saying the quiet part: DHS is allegedly picking contractors for loyalty and pliability, not best value, while the administration sprints through a $46.5 billion wall budget courtesy of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act. We’ve got no-bid contracts, opaque awards, ballooning costs, and a secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, already under fire for steering a $220 million ad campaign to her buddies — but sure, CBP insists everything is totally fair and reasonable. They’re just writing huge checks as fast as possible to the same well-connected firms; what could possibly be suspicious about that?
Source: propublica.org
trump invents $1.8 billion taxpayer gofundme for insurrection buddies

Trump, proudly announcing that he has discovered a new constitutional power: Article II, Section ‘Mine Now.’
Source: nytimes.com
trump administration discovers vapes cure $5 million deficits

FDA to Big Tobacco: after a brief pause, your regularly scheduled profit stream will now resume.
Source: nytimes.com
get out of jail free, terms and conditions (and six-figure fees) apply

Trump’s face lovingly nestled inside handcuffs, like a Hallmark card from a kleptocracy: ‘Thanks for making crime profitable again.’
Source: nytimes.com
trump turns the reflecting pool into a family side hustle

Crews work to fix the Reflecting Pool while the Trump crew works to see how close they can get to the edge of open self-dealing without falling in.
Interior’s spokeswoman insists Schutzenhofer isn’t a government employee, which is extremely convenient, because that means no ethics training, no conflict-of-interest paperwork, and no pesky rules about the president’s private business quietly nudging federal contracts. He’s just an “American patriot” donating his time — and by sheer coincidence, his time involves steering taxpayer-funded work toward the same industry that services Trump’s own properties.
The White House, through spokeswoman Taylor Rogers, declared that “Thanks to President Trump, the Reflecting Pool will be restored to its proper glory!” which is a bold way to describe the president bragging that he picked a contractor because they worked on his golf club pool, then later claiming he didn’t actually know them. The Reflecting Pool has spent decades leaking water; the Trump administration has finally matched it with something that leaks ethics.
Source: nytimes.com
trump drops $10bn tantrum, gets $1.8bn taxpayer apology instead

John Thune, bravely opposing Trump's $1.8bn loyalty fund by saying he is "not a big fan," which in Senate Republican is basically a hunger strike.
Source: bbc.com
trump’s doj builds a victimhood slush fund, says 'anybody can apply'

Bill Blanche bravely explains that 'anybody can apply' to Trump’s new DOJ grievance fund, which is exactly the problem.
Source: nbcnews.com
billionaire fraud charges vanish after he hires trump’s lawyer, purely by coincidence

Gautam Adani and the ghost of Lady Justice, reviewing a 100-slide pitch deck titled ‘What If We Just Don’t Prosecute Billionaires?’
The Department of Justice, that plucky little agency formerly known for prosecuting crime, has reportedly decided to drop fraud charges against Gautam Adani – Asia’s richest man – right after he hired Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Robert Giuffra Jr. At a secret April meeting inside DOJ, Giuffra rolled in with a 100-slide presentation explaining why prosecutors supposedly had no case, and, as a helpful bonus, mentioned that Adani would invest $10bn in the US and create 15,000 jobs if the charges just happened to go away. Because when you’re totally innocent, you always sweeten your legal arguments with a multi-billion-dollar economic development package.
Prosecutors insisted the investment offer wouldn’t affect the outcome, but one senior DOJ official reportedly reacted warmly to the idea that justice might come bundled with a jobs program. This is the same case where Adani was accused of orchestrating $250m in bribes to Indian officials, lying to investors and banks to raise billions, and obstructing justice – conduct DOJ once described as major corruption at the expense of US investors. Now, post-Trump comeback and post-hiring-of-Trump’s-lawyer, that towering pile of alleged fraud appears to be melting away faster than ethics rules at Mar-a-Lago.
Adani, a close ally of Narendra Modi and the poster child for industrial-scale crony capitalism, has long faced accusations of favoritism, monopoly-building, and legal harassment of journalists who investigate his empire. Naturally, this makes him an ideal character in the Trump-era justice system, where powerful friends and well-connected attorneys can apparently turn a federal fraud indictment into a negotiation over how many jobs your get-out-of-jail-free card will create. Rule of law has now been rebranded as: how much can you invest, and do you have Trump’s guy on retainer?
Source: theguardian.com
trump taps don jr’s hunting buddy to guard the baby formula henhouse

Pictured: Don Jr’s favorite new public health expert, demonstrating his core qualification — knowing exactly which creatures in his sights are about to get killed.
Diamantas previously worked at Jones Day defending Abbott Laboratories against claims that its premature-infant formula increased the risk of a deadly gastrointestinal disease. Abbott lost, paid out $495m, and just had the verdict upheld on appeal — so naturally the guy who tried to save them in court now gets to "dive back into infant formula" from the regulator’s chair. He dutifully sat out a one-year recusal on formula issues and is now eager to ensure its safety, which is reassuring in the same way putting your arsonist neighbor in charge of the fire department is reassuring.
As deputy commissioner for food, Diamantas helped invert the classic food pyramid to match the MAHA agenda: meat and veggies on top, science and credibility somewhere underneath the rubble. RFK Jr gushes that he’s already delivered "remarkable wins" for that agenda, while Diamantas hits the Maha podcast circuit with carnivore-diet influencers and "biohackers" like he’s auditioning to regulate TikTok wellness trends instead of the nation’s food supply. Inside FDA, he’s seen as the non-controversial choice, which mostly means he didn’t fire everyone in sight and knows how to smile through the demolition.
And then there’s the family business angle: Diamantas is a close friend of Donald Trump Jr, proudly photographed together at a hunting club, each holding a dead bird like a campaign logo for this administration’s approach to regulatory oversight. The last FDA food chief resigned over Trump’s mass federal layoffs; his replacement is a corporate lawyer with a decade of experience helping food and drug companies navigate regulators who used to be independent. Now he is the regulator. Regulatory capture is no longer a warning — it’s the job description.
Source: theguardian.com
trump declares war on the war on corruption

Trump, moments after signing a stack of corruption pardons, bravely defends the constitutional right of his friends to steal with impunity.
Source: npr.org
trump’s favorite pool guys turn lincoln’s reflecting pool into a blotchy hot tub

Behold the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, now available in ‘Budget Waterpark Blue’ thanks to a Trump-recommended contractor he’s absolutely never heard of, don’t ask questions.
Source: nytimes.com
shadow hearings for a shadow presidency

House Democrats hold a ‘shadow hearing’ on Epstein near Mar-a-Lago, because in Trump’s America even congressional oversight has been downgraded to community theater.
Source: theguardian.com
welcome to president donald j trump international, please place your democracy in the tray

President Donald J Trump International Airport, seen here doubling as both critical public infrastructure and a very large, very gold infomercial for the guy who owns the merch table.
The county’s “honorary” renaming just happens to come with a highly unusual legal agreement handing Trump’s Delaware shell, DTTM Operations LLC (helmed by Donald Trump Jr, of course), a buffet of rights: Trump picks the merch vendors, his org can cash in on Trump-branded airport swag sold anywhere else, and he gets sweeping control over how his name and image are portrayed on public property. A trademark attorney politely calls it “unusual”; in normal countries, this is called state-backed personality cult with a side of licensing fees.
The deal squeaks through the Palm Beach commission 4–3, with Democrat Maria Sachs casting the deciding vote after staff warn that crossing Ron DeSantis could cost the county transportation funding and trigger the governor’s favorite hobby: removing elected officials who displease him. Sachs swears this was just about “trademark liability” and “good governance,” which is a poetic way of saying: the state threatened the airport’s lifeline, so the county signed a loyalty oath to the Trump brand and hoped the lawyers could make it sound boring.
Meanwhile, Eric Trump beams on X about the shiny new gold-framed logo, declaring there’s no one more deserving of this “incredible honor” than his dad — a man who has now managed to turn passports, street signs, national park passes, arts centers, immigration visas, and an entire airport into one sprawling cross between a cult shrine and a QVC segment. America: where public infrastructure is just another upsell opportunity for the ruling family.
Source: theguardian.com
trump defunds the ethics cops, pardons the robbers

President Trump, proudly hosting a reunion special for convicted officials whose only real crime was getting caught before the office that busted them was shut down.
President Trump has apparently decided that if you can’t beat corruption, you should just legalize it. He’s handing out pardons to officials convicted of public corruption while simultaneously taking a sledgehammer to the federal office that investigates and prosecutes, you know, public corruption. Why bother laundering money or hiding the bribes when you can just get a commemorative get-out-of-jail-free card from the guy in the Oval Office?
This is less a justice system and more a loyalty rewards program. Steal from the public, abuse your office, betray the voters — and if you stayed on Team Trump, congratulations, you’ve earned enough points for a presidential pardon. Meanwhile, the office tasked with catching the next batch of crooks is being quietly dismantled, because nothing says "clean government" like firing the referees while you pardon the players who already got caught.
So the new standard is clear: corruption isn’t a crime, it’s a career path, and the only real mistake is getting prosecuted before Trump has time to erase your record. The message to every grifter in government is loud and clear: help yourself now, the accountability department has left the building.
Source: npr.org
trump’s lawyer and tv judge try prosecuting a case they’re literally in

Jeanine Pirro and Todd Blanche bravely demonstrate that blind justice now peeks over the blindfold to check who signed her retainer agreement.
The Department of Justice, now apparently rebranded as the Department of Just Trust Us Bro, is facing the wild accusation that maybe, just maybe, the people who were at the scene of a shooting and are potential victims or witnesses shouldn’t also be running the prosecution. The man accused of attacking the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Cole Tomas Allen, is asking a judge to kick acting attorney general Todd Blanche and U.S. attorney Jeanine Pirro off the case because they were there when he allegedly fired a shotgun at a Secret Service officer.
The defense has pointed out the tiny, barely noticeable issue that Blanche was Trump’s personal lawyer until last year, and Pirro is a longtime Trump pal who has spent years treating her Fox set like a shrine to his ego. They’re now overseeing a prosecution that includes charges of attempting to assassinate Donald Trump himself. So the people who are Trump’s friend and former attorney, who were in the room when the shots were fired, are in charge of deciding how to prosecute the guy accused of trying to kill Trump. Totally normal justice system stuff, nothing to see here.
Public defenders Eugene Ohm and Tezira Abe suggested a special prosecutor, because apparently someone in Washington still remembers what the phrase “appearance of a conflict of interest” means. Meanwhile, Pirro is out here thundering about not tolerating “antidemocratic acts of political violence” while presiding over a case where her boss and her buddy are at the center of the story. When the victim, the witness, the former client, and the prosecuting authority all start to overlap, you don’t have a justice system; you have a loyalty test with subpoenas.
Source: theguardian.com