trump takes a chainsaw to science, hits federal courts instead

NWS launches another weather balloon to see if facts can still reach the upper atmosphere without prior approval from a Trump political appointee.
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NWS launches another weather balloon to see if facts can still reach the upper atmosphere without prior approval from a Trump political appointee.

Donald Trump and Doug Burgum, moments before deciding that what coal really needs isn’t regulation or cleanup funds, but a cursed cartoon hype man.

RFK Jr and his vaccine advisory team bravely recreating the 1920s so we can finally settle the question: was polio really that bad, or just bad vibes and poor sanitation?
Robert F Kennedy Jr is running HHS and has decided the best way to prove he was always right about vaccines is to, checks notes, let measles and polio come back and see what happens. His handpicked chair of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP), Kirk Milhoan, is now "reconsidering" all vaccine recommendations and musing on podcasts about how school vaccine requirements are basically "medical battery"—because nothing says "evidence-based public health" like turning a 60-year-old expert committee into a Facebook comments section.
As measles cases spike—416 in the first three weeks of 2026 after the worst year in three decades—Milhoan cheerfully describes it as a "real-world experience" to measure hospitalizations and deaths among unvaccinated kids. Public health experts call this "so dangerous as to approach criminality"; the Trump administration calls it "medical freedom". In other words, your child is now a data point in RFK Jr’s giant natural experiment in how fast we can reverse a century of progress.
To sell this, Milhoan pretends that making recommendations is "authoritarian" and that CDC "has to basically canonize" whatever ACIP says, which is not how any of this works. States actually set school vaccine rules through long, boring, evidence-based processes—at least they did, before Republicans and anti-vax crusaders started gleefully "decoupling" from federal guidance. So now we have a federal vaccines committee that thinks recommending vaccines is tyranny, state lawmakers chasing conspiracy clout, and a measles outbreak being treated as a teaching moment. But sure, tell us more about how masks were the real authoritarian overreach.

A refinery flare stack in New Jersey bravely exercising its newfound freedom to dump more crap into the air, courtesy of the Trump EPA’s ‘pro-life except for lungs’ agenda.

Trump, bravely owning the libs by arguing that if it’s cold in January, 150 years of climate science is canceled.
Donald Trump saw a massive winter storm barreling across half the country and decided it was the perfect time to log on to Truth Social and yell: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING???” Because nothing says serious national leadership like confusing the weather outside your window with global climate trends that every major scientific body on Earth has been screaming about for decades.
Scientists, who tragically still think facts matter, point out that this very storm is linked to a disrupted polar vortex and an Arctic that’s heating up to four times faster than the rest of the planet. In other words, the thing Trump is using to mock climate science is being made worse by the climate crisis he insists is a hoax. Winters in the US are warming faster than other seasons, cold snaps are getting shorter, record hot days are crushing cold ones, glaciers are disappearing, ski resorts are dying—but sure, one big blizzard totally cancels out physics, decades of data, and basic literacy.
So while 230 million Americans brace for freezing temperatures, icy roads, and power outages, the guy who was president and wants the job back is publicly insisting that reality doesn’t exist if it’s snowing. Fossil fuels keep burning, the planet keeps heating, and Trump keeps doing what he does best: weaponizing full-stupid anti-science nonsense to give polluters cover, because nothing screams “America First” like making sure your grandkids inherit a climate that wants them dead.

Steven Fleischman, apparently the last guy in Washington still reading actual medical studies instead of Trump’s Truth Social feed.

RFK Jr’s revolutionary new food pyramid, scientifically optimized to maximize saturated fat, methane emissions, and donor satisfaction.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. explains cutting-edge fetal medicine to Donald Trump, who nods along like a man who just discovered the word ‘acetaminophen’ this week.

Trump stares at a weather map he tried to defund, while Congress begrudgingly pays for the satellites that prove him wrong.

EPA economists heroically protect industry from the crippling burden of acknowledging that dead people are a cost.
The Trump EPA has discovered a bold new way to make deadly air pollution look less bad: just stop counting the money and lives saved by rules that reduce it. The agency announced it will no longer monetize the health benefits of curbing fine particulate matter (PM2.5) and ozone, but will still carefully tally the costs to industry—because nothing says “protecting human health” like only counting the part where corporations have to spend money.
Under Biden, EPA estimated up to 4,500 premature deaths prevented and a 77-to-1 health benefit payoff for every dollar spent cutting soot. Under Trump’s Lee Zeldin–run EPA, those benefits are now too “uncertain” to count, but the asthma attacks, heart disease, and premature deaths are still very real. Environmental and health groups are calling the move “reckless, dangerous and illegal,” which in this administration is less a criticism and more of a mission statement.
To showcase this new math, EPA rolled out a weaker rule for nitrogen oxide pollution from gas-burning turbines—actually loosening protections that have been in place for two decades for some plants—and then proudly declined to estimate the economic value of the health benefits it’s sacrificing. In other words, the agency created to stop companies from poisoning people is now arguing that the problem isn’t the pollution, it’s the spreadsheets that make it look bad. But sure, they “absolutely remain committed” to protecting human health—just not in any way you can measure, compare, or use to stop them.

FDA headquarters, where America once regulated food safety instead of crowdsourcing it to listeria.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in deregulation: your dinner plate. After firing and driving out thousands of FDA staff and hacking away at CDC surveillance, former agency scientists are now warning that food safety lapses are basically the new house special. We already got a preview course in 2025, when a listeria outbreak tied to prepared pasta meals killed six people and sickened 27 across 18 states — because nothing says "pro-life" like turning fettuccine alfredo into Russian roulette.
Foreign and domestic food inspections have cratered to historic lows, CDC’s FoodNet surveillance has been gutted from tracking eight pathogens down to two, and food recalls are on the rise. Inside the agencies, the professionals who used to quietly keep people from dying are being replaced by chaos, temps, and podcasts: policy rolled out via media appearances instead of formal guidance and public comment. Meanwhile, Trump’s budget hatchet-man Russell Vought brags that "we want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected", while rightwing media calls them "worthless parasites" — a bold take about the people standing between you and botulism.
At the top of this food safety Jenga tower, Trump installed FDA chief Martin Makary and HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, both of whom treat conspiracy theories like they’re peer-reviewed science. Makary is out pushing HIV and Lyme lab-leak musings on podcasts, RFK Jr is busy mainstreaming chemtrail brainworms, and veteran FDA leaders are either pushed out or fleeing because scientific integrity has been torched. The official line from HHS: nothing to see here, inspectors weren’t impacted, everything is fine. In other words: the US just voluntarily gave up being a world leader in public health so Trump and RFK Jr could own the libs by making your lunch less regulated than a Telegram group.

Robert F Kennedy Jr heroically saving babies from effective medicine so they can experience the full, authentic American emergency room.

The Trump EPA, bravely defending Americans from the grave threat of updated carcinogen data.

RFK Jr patiently explaining that if we just believe hard enough, measles will respect parental choice.

Donald Trump and RFK Jr., proudly standing over the smoking wreckage of America’s vaccine leadership, wondering why all the scientists keep running for the airport.

Tracy Beth Høeg, freshly promoted from Twitter thread epidemiology to running the FDA’s drug empire, because in Trump’s America the only credential that matters is being mad at vaccines on podcasts.

Trump explains that wind turbines are a scam while standing in front of a coal pile and a stack of your utility bills.

The National Center for Atmospheric Research, moments before being replaced by a guy on X tweeting that winter proves global warming is fake.
The Trump administration is dismantling the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) in Boulder, Colorado—one of the world’s premier climate research institutions—because nothing says “great again” like shuttering the lab that studies the thing currently cooking your country. Office of Management and Budget ghoul Russell Vought announced the execution on X, calling NCAR “one of the largest sources of climate alarmism,” which is a fun way of saying “they keep accurately describing reality and that’s bad for our donors.”
Vought, the Project 2025 architect of America’s new climate Lysenkoism, has been trying to zero out climate research across government, from NOAA to other federal labs, so that oil and gas companies—who conveniently dropped at least $75 million into Trump’s campaign—never again have to worry about pesky concepts like “evidence” or “human survival.” Meanwhile, Trump’s Department of Energy put out a propaganda report pretending greenhouse gases aren’t a problem, which was obliterated by more than 85 climate scientists and contradicted by the National Academy of Sciences, so now EPA is expected to just drop the science part altogether and go full vibes on overturning the endangerment finding.
In other words, we’ve reached the “Stalin, but for Exxon” phase of the Trump project: purge the scientists, destroy the data, and replace decades of peer-reviewed research with whatever the former Liberty Energy CEO and a handful of handpicked cranks can scribble down between industry meetings. Climate researchers are losing jobs, participation at major scientific conferences is collapsing, and the administration is proudly turning the ransacking of the library of Alexandria into a policy model. But sure, tell us more about how this is all about “energy dominance” and not just a fossil-fueled bonfire of the future.

Trump proudly displays his groundbreaking new meteorological tool, the National Sharpie for Atmospheric Research (NSAR), moments before deciding actual climate scientists are obsolete.
The White House has decided that if you can't argue with the science, you just smash the lab. Budget director and professional theocrat Russ Vought jumped on X to announce a plan to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) in Boulder, calling it "one of the largest sources of climate alarmism in the country"—because nothing says "sound public policy" like nuking the people who make your weather forecasts work.
NCAR has spent more than 60 years helping universities understand global weather, water, and climate, which is apparently now a firing offense in Trump's America. Its leadership says they got zero advance notice and that the move is "entirely political". They're right: the administration insists "vital" weather work will be shipped somewhere else, as if you can just put world-class atmospheric science in a cardboard box and mail it to Mar-a-Lago.
Colorado officials are pointing out the obvious: this looks a lot like retaliation. Gov. Jared Polis says the plan "puts public safety at risk and attacks science," while Sen. Michael Bennet and Rep. Joe Neguse note the timing—coming right after Colorado refused to spring MAGA folk hero Tina Peters, the county clerk who illegally accessed voting machines after the 2020 election and is now doing nine years for it. Trump issued her a symbolic pardon (because federalism is hard), and when that didn’t work, the White House apparently reached for Plan B: threaten to blow up one of the country's premier climate and weather centers.
In other words, the guy who once took a Sharpie to a hurricane map is now trying to take a wrecking ball to the people who make the maps in the first place—both to punish a state that locked up his election-tampering fan and to silence "alarmism" about the planet catching fire. But sure, this is all just normal governance and definitely not an administration using federal power to settle scores and blindfold the country in the middle of a climate crisis.

Hidden Valley Ranch, now with a hint of Home Depot garden aisle.
The FDA just recalled more than 3,500 cases of salad dressing because they were helpfully fortified with “black plastic planting material” in the granulated onion. In other words, your ranch was one supply-chain hiccup away from becoming a Home Depot clearance bin. Ventura Foods made the stuff, Hidden Valley’s name is on some of it, and the government has labeled it a “class II” recall, meaning the health effects are supposed to be only temporary and medically reversible — which is a fun way of saying, “You probably won’t die, but your Caesar might fight back.”
The contamination hit giant one-gallon food-service jugs shipped all over the country, including to Costco and deli counters in at least 30 states, plus one lucky customer in Costa Rica, because nothing says American soft power like exporting our plastic problem in salad form. Hidden Valley rushed out to clarify that consumers buying normal bottles in stores are totally fine, and that the recalled professional buttermilk ranch was “never distributed,” which is exactly the kind of statement you hear right before another recall notice drops six weeks later.
Meanwhile, the FDA advises anyone who somehow ended up with this stuff not to eat it and to take it back for a refund — assuming you can even tell which ready-to-eat deli meals were slathered in “farm-to-landfill” ranch. But sure, let’s keep pretending the real threat to America’s health is drag brunch and not a food system where your salad dressing shows up with bonus landscaping supplies.