The Trump Presidency Is Going Great
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.
Saturday, October 31, 2026
Friday, October 30, 2026
trump fda discovers women’s health is cheaper without data

FDA officials bravely protecting women from the grave risk of reading safety warnings on a label.
Instead of convening standard advisory panels, the FDA created a 2025 “expert” group of doctors and influencers who just happen to be loud MHT boosters, some with direct financial ties to clinics selling hormone therapy. Public testimony was barred, including from the lead investigator of the Women’s Health Initiative – the landmark research that originally justified the very warnings the agency is now shredding. Outside researchers are warning that erasing blanket cautions, especially for women with hormone-sensitive cancers or cardiovascular risk, glosses over real dangers in favor of a clean marketing message and a quick supply-side win.
Officials insist previous warnings “overstated” risk for many healthy women under 60 and paint this as an access story, while Trump appointees continue making grand, data-free claims that MHT boosts longevity. Meanwhile, the agency is racing to change labels on remaining menopause hormone products and exploring over-the-counter vaginal estrogen – all while treating independent science like a hostile witness and turning regulation into a vibes-based recommendation engine. The message from the Trump administration to women: we hear your frustration, and we’re responding by lowering the bar on safety instead of raising the bar on honesty.
trump calls climate a hoax, navy district tries not to drown

Sailors return from deployment to discover their home port has entered an exciting new partnership with the Atlantic Ocean.
Wednesday, October 28, 2026
america’s new health policy: vibes-based medicine

Robert F. Kennedy Jr carefully reviewing the peptide safety data, also known as his favorite wellness podcast and a guy at the gym.
The Department of Health and Human Services, led by self-described peptide superfan Robert F. Kennedy Jr, has discovered an exciting new model of public health: if drugs can’t pass FDA safety and effectiveness standards, just order the FDA to stop enforcing its own rules. The new HHS policy tells the FDA to look the other way while specialty pharmacies sell a slate of unapproved injectable peptides like BPC-157 and TB-500 — substances the FDA’s own scientists warned can cause allergic reactions, kidney damage, and maybe even help your tumors live their best life.
FDA staff, whose job is theoretically to keep experimental snake oil out of people’s veins, were largely sidelined while HHS drafted the plan, then brought in at the end to sprinkle on some “guardrails” like sourcing ingredients from FDA-registered factories and collecting side-effect data after people start injecting this stuff. Decisions over drug compounding have traditionally belonged to the FDA, but HHS dug up an old legal technicality to muscle in and hand the booming compounding industry a regulatory hall pass, all while pretending this is about stopping gray-market Chinese imports rather than juicing a domestic gray market with a nicer logo.
Just to underline the farce: in 2023 the FDA formally told compounders not to play with these same peptides because of serious safety concerns. In 2026, HHS responded by telling the FDA to stop enforcing that. This is what happens when you put a wellness-industry fanboy in charge of national health policy — you don’t get science-based regulation, you get vibes-based deregulation and a federal government that treats a deadly 2012 meningitis outbreak from contaminated compounded drugs as more of a fun prequel than a lesson.
trump administration declares open season on methane leaks

Trump promises to lower fuel costs by letting invisible supercharged greenhouse gas pour into the sky, while the EPA stands by with its eyes firmly closed and its hands outstretched to industry.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
trump’s cdc revolving door hits warp speed

CDC headquarters, seen here doubling as the exit row for anyone who still believes in germ theory.
Monday, October 26, 2026
rfk jr discovers you can kill vaccines without banning them

RFK Jr carefully studies decades of vaccine science before deciding to replace it with vibes and a blank committee roster.
The Trump administration’s favorite anti-vax hobbyist, HHS secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, has figured out a clever new way to kneecap public health: don’t outlaw vaccines, just quietly blow up the system that makes them usable. He gutted the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, stacked it with his own scientifically challenged fan club, got smacked down by a judge for doing it improperly, and then simply… never bothered to fix it. Result: no functioning committee, no new recommendations, and shiny new vaccines like Moderna’s mRNA flu shot stuck in bureaucratic purgatory until at least 2029.
On the ground, that means people like 63‑year‑old asthma patient Ron Kroening are hunting for the one pharmacy in town that even has the new flu shot, then getting hit with a $40 co-pay because insurers aren’t required to cover a vaccine that ACIP hasn’t officially recommended. States that rely on ACIP guidance to let pharmacists vaccinate people are stuck, Medicare coverage is delayed or confused, and even previous ACIP decisions—like new RSV shots and the universal birth dose of hepatitis B—are being undermined or used as ammo for state-level anti-vax bills. It’s a perfect demonstration of how you can sabotage a national immunization program without ever passing a law: just take the expert committee hostage and let entropy do the rest.
Legal experts note there is absolutely nothing stopping Kennedy from lawfully appointing new ACIP members; he simply isn’t doing it. Vaccine law scholar Dorit Reiss points out that he’s already “aggressively undermined” trust in the committee’s independence and now benefits from the vacuum, which could let him issue his own pet recommendations while vaccines languish in coverage limbo. Even industry groups are scrambling to reassure people that they’ll voluntarily keep covering shots that were recommended before Kennedy’s wrecking ball hit in September 2025, because the federal government has abdicated the basic job of coordinating vaccine policy. Public health, of course, remains the one thing this administration refuses to make contagious.
Sunday, October 25, 2026
trump admin tests bold new strategy: hiding from pandemics

US officials bravely contain bird flu at a mink farm by refusing to look directly at it, the viral equivalent of hiding behind the couch during a horror movie.
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
texas ag bravely investigates doctors for preventing disease

Donald Trump and Ken Paxton, seen here shaking hands after agreeing that the real problem in America is too many healthy children.
sunshine protection act, brain protection optional
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
trump discovers ‘superintelligence,’ fails to locate regular intelligence

Trump, Mike Johnson, and a row of tech billionaires explain that the best way to control godlike AI is to trust the guys selling the shovels at the gold rush.
Thursday, October 8, 2026
trump to arctic: shut up and drill
This is the governing philosophy: if the planet is on fire, pour crude oil on it and call it energy dominance. NEPA exists so the public can understand and challenge projects that tear up land, poison water, and accelerate climate disaster. The Trump team took one look at that and said, "What if we just... didn’t?" So now, in one of the most fragile ecosystems on Earth, companies get a fast lane while the environment gets tossed in the ditch.
Forget long-term stewardship or indigenous rights — the only "stakeholder" that matters here is whichever oil company can rev a seismic truck the loudest. It’s deregulation as performance art: strip away oversight, hand public lands to industry, and pretend it’s all totally routine. If you were wondering how to turn the Arctic into a sacrifice zone with minimal paperwork, the answer is apparently: exempt it from NEPA and call it efficiency.
Wednesday, October 7, 2026
trump administration declares war on breathable air again
Instead of releasing a specific proposal, EPA dropped a vibes-only press release promising changes "in the coming days," because why show your homework when you can just let the lobbyists fax it in later? Methane, for anyone not currently on the fossil fuel payroll, is a supercharged greenhouse gas that cooks the planet far more efficiently than CO₂. So of course, the administration's instinct is to relax restrictions, a bold strategy that treats "existential climate threat" as more of a branding issue than a science problem.
This is what happens when you put industry wish lists in charge of environmental policy: public health, climate stability, and basic survival get downgraded to optional line items, while oil and gas executives receive yet another regulatory massage. The EPA used to stand for Environmental Protection Agency; under Trump, it's edging closer to Everything Polluters Ask-for.
trump signs executive order to protect endangered species: diesel engines

Trump explains that diesel exhaust is actually "very clean, the cleanest, people are saying," as a haze of particulate matter tries to flee the room.
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
trump’s health secretary discovers new policy tool: measles

Robert F. Kennedy Jr, America’s top anti-vax influencer and current Health Secretary, bravely battling measles by encouraging fewer vaccines and more conferences.
trump, rubio, and the pneumonic plague playbook we definitely didn’t burn
Monday, October 5, 2026
trump volunteers america to freestyle a russian plague problem
Trump then explained that "microbes and the germs have gotten stronger," apparently attempting to describe antimicrobial resistance while accidentally auditioning for a 1950s sci‑fi horror trailer. Experts note pneumonic plague is still treatable with antibiotics if caught early, which is a fun contrast with the administration’s track record on not catching pandemics early.
Behind the scenes, the White House, HHS, and State are reportedly "monitoring" the situation, which in Trumpworld has historically ranged anywhere from "someone printed an article" to "Jared read a tweet." Meanwhile, Russia insists the lab worker died of "pneumonia of unknown etiology"—always a comforting phrase when it comes from a government with a long history of being allergic to transparency. But sure, global plague roulette is back on the table, and the guy who thought COVID would disappear like a miracle is once again ad‑libbing the response.
trump guts fda, america gets surprise mystery gatorade

Ah yes, the refreshing taste of deregulation: now with bonus mystery dye the FDA is too understaffed to catch on time.
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
rural voters: love the maha vibes, hate the actual dying

RFK Jr. fans at his confirmation hearing, enthusiastically cheering for the nation’s bold new strategy of arguing with vaccines while heart disease quietly wins.
Roughly half of rural voters say they support Trump’s Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) agenda, and about 8 in 10 also say it has either hurt them or done absolutely nothing for their communities. So the good news for Trump and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is that the brand is strong; the bad news is that the part where people live longer and don’t get sick is going about as well as you’d expect from an administration that treats vaccines like witchcraft and red meat like penicillin.
Under MAHA, the federal government has ditched long-standing vaccine policies, chased vibes-based theories about ultraprocessed foods, picked loud fights with Big Ag while not exactly fixing anything, and pushed a climate-torching, red-meat-heavy diet as if cardiologists were a Deep State psyop. The AP/KFF poll of 2,241 rural voters finds that even among self-identified MAHA superfans, 68 percent admit the grand health revolution is not making them healthier. It’s the perfect Trump-era policy achievement: maximum culture war, minimum actual benefit, and millions of people stuck in the middle wondering why their loyalty didn’t come with functioning healthcare.
fox news doc one step closer to america’s warning label-in-chief
Nicole Saphier politely explains to senators that, contrary to White House fan fiction, the MMR vaccine is not part of a government child-assassination program.
The Senate HELP Committee shoved Nicole Saphier’s nomination for surgeon general out of committee on a party-line vote, because nothing says “serious public health” like promoting a former Fox News medical contributor whose brand is dunking on the COVID response and writing a book called “Make America Healthy Again.” Trump, naturally, announced she’s a “STAR physician” and an “INCREDIBLE COMMUNICATOR,” which in this administration is less a medical credential and more a promise she can hit her talking points between commercial breaks.
This all follows Trump yanking his previous pick, Casey Means, an RFK Jr. ally whose nomination died of complications from basic Senate arithmetic. Trump blamed GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy as a “very disloyal person” for not fast-tracking the anti-vax-adjacent dream team, then had to pivot to someone who, awkwardly, acknowledges basic vaccine science. Under oath, Saphier said the MMR vaccine is not lethal (a fun thing the surgeon general-designate now has to clarify because the president suggested otherwise) and that childhood vaccines don’t cause autism. Cassidy, visibly relieved to hear something from this administration that wasn’t ripped from a Facebook meme, promptly declared she’d earned his vote for the radical act of telling the truth about vaccines on camera.
So the bar for surgeon general in Trump’s America is now: former cable-news doctor, ideologically safe enough for Trump, scientifically coherent enough for one semi-sane Republican senator, and willing to publicly contradict the president on whether vaccines kill children while still accepting his nomination. Public health leadership, 2026 edition: a constant tightrope walk between epidemiology and keeping Trump’s Truth Social posts from turning into official medical guidance.