stephen miller discovers 33,000 imaginary immigrants

Stephen Miller, seen here bravely battling an army of imaginary immigrants armed only with a DHS press release and a broken spreadsheet.
Newsom’s office responded by doing something deeply offensive to Trump world: citing actual facts. California’s prison system already cooperates with ICE for serious and violent felonies, routinely notifying the feds and transferring people at the end of their sentences. In 2025, ICE picked up more than 88% of the people it bothered to file detainers on, out of over 26,000 total releases. The alleged 33,000 mystery criminals? Not in the numbers, not in the records, but very useful in fundraising emails.
DHS officials like Tricia McLaughlin framed this as a battle to "make America safe again," while carefully ignoring that neither state prisons nor jails are allowed to illegally hold people past their release dates just because ICE asked nicely. County jails – where many people haven’t even been convicted – are more tightly restricted under California law, which is exactly why Trump’s border czar Tom Homan has been shopping his deportation wishlist to friendlier sheriffs in places like Minnesota.
Newsom’s team also pointed out the obvious: this sudden panic about California is a handy diversion from Trump posting a racist video of Barack and Michelle Obama. So the White House propaganda machine did what it does best – manufacture a migrant crime wave out of thin air and let DHS slap an official seal on it. Who needs law, data, or due process when you’ve got Stephen Miller and a calculator set to "panic"?

















