The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 132 entries and counting.
ohio churches discover radical new theology: haitians are people

Greetings from Springfield: come for the mural, stay because federal immigration raids and bomb threats make it too dangerous to leave the church parking lot.
Trump spent his 2024 campaign blasting out lies that Haitians in Springfield were stealing and eating pets, which naturally led to bomb threats against schools and government buildings and neo-Nazis marching through town to demand Haitians leave. Now that Trump’s back in the White House, the administration has moved from "racist rumor mill" to "policy of mass expulsion", while local officials field yet another round of bomb threats helpfully echoing the president’s message that Haitians should be "out". Truly a model of presidential leadership: inspire the base, and by base we mean the people calling in explosives over immigrants.
Meanwhile, Springfield’s churches have quietly built an underground railroad of basic decency. They’ve set up a Haitian Community Help and Support Center (now forced to operate remotely for safety), organized transportation networks to get people to court and medical appointments, trained volunteers to act as witnesses and emergency contacts in case ICE decides to make someone disappear, and partnered with social services to offer English classes, vaccines and school readiness programs. As enforcement threats escalate, pastors are pushed into open resistance, joining 154 Episcopal bishops in telling Americans to maybe use their moral compass instead of their Facebook feed.
White Americans get to treat a court injunction as "crisis over"; Haitian families, still one appeal away from losing everything because the president wants a new scapegoat, don’t have that luxury. Trump’s government is busy turning racist conspiracy theories into immigration policy, and Springfield’s churches are left doing triage on the fallout – proving that in Trump’s America, the separation of church and state means the state terrorizes immigrants and the church tries to keep them alive.
Source: theguardian.com
ice tortures irish plasterer to own the libs (and the law)

ICE facility in Texas, where the motto appears to be: ‘Abandon hope, all ye with valid paperwork who enter here.’
The Trump administration’s deportation machine has now graduated from caging children to psychologically and physically tormenting a 42-year-old Irish plasterer with a valid work permit whose biggest crime is buying supplies at a hardware store. Seamus Culleton, who overstayed a visa years ago but is now married to a U.S. citizen and on the path to a green card, has been locked in an El Paso ICE facility for five months, jammed into a filthy room with 71 other detainees, barely fed, and given almost no access to fresh air or exercise. He describes the conditions as “torture” and says he fears the staff, not the other detainees. America First apparently means Geneva Conventions Last.
In a particularly on-brand twist, ICE snatched him before his final green card interview—the one that would have confirmed his legal status. His lawyer calls his detention “inexplicable,” which is generous; it’s perfectly explicable if the goal is to demonstrate that in Trump’s America, the process is the punishment and paperwork is just a prop. While Culleton begs the Irish government and taoiseach Micheál Martin to get him out before he’s deported by the “least immigrant-friendly” appeals court in the country, Dublin is busy trying not to upset the guy in the White House who already rants about Ireland’s taxes, trade, and immigration.
Meanwhile, data quietly shows that fewer than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants ICE arrested in year one of Trump’s second term had violent charges or convictions, which somewhat undermines the whole “we’re only going after the worst of the worst” bedtime story. Even Trump’s own “border czar” Tom Homan reportedly warned that this kind of dragnet enforcement would erode public support. The administration heard that and seems to have responded: challenge accepted. Why limit yourself to demonizing brown migrants when you can terrorize a white Irish small business owner too and prove that no one is safe from the rage of a government that treats due process like an optional add-on?
Source: theguardian.com
trump makes america so 'great' europeans don’t want to visit

Welcome to the United States: please remove your shoes, your belt, and your civil liberties.
Source: theguardian.com
trump administration bravely takes on its toughest foe yet: a five-year-old in a bunny hat

Pictured: the national security emergency currently terrifying the Trump administration – a five-year-old in a bunny hat who dared to seek asylum legally.
The Trump administration has located the gravest threat to the republic, and it is a five-year-old Ecuadorian boy in a bunny hat. After a judge ordered Liam Conejo Ramos and his father released from a notorious Texas family detention facility, Department of Homeland Security lawyers are now trying to deport them anyway, helpfully demonstrating that in Trump’s America, a court order is more of a suggestion than a constraint.
DHS insists this is all just "standard procedure" and totally not retaliatory, as they move to end the family’s asylum claims and push removal proceedings against people who entered legally as asylum applicants. Representative Joaquin Castro, who helped escort Liam home to Minnesota after the child spent ten days in a trailer prison getting sick and terrified of guards, says the administration is "trying to take him again" and breaking precedent to do it. So yes, the government that can’t manage basic governance is extremely efficient at hunting down kindergarteners.
This is not a one-off horror story; it’s the business model. ICE booked about 3,800 minors into family detention from January to October 2025, including toddlers, with more than 2,600 kids grabbed inside the country, far from any border. The message from Trump’s DHS is clear: if you legally seek asylum, we might lock your children in a trailer, ignore judges, and try to deport you anyway — all while insisting, with a straight face, that there’s "nothing retaliatory" about it. Bold strategy to make "we terrorize little kids" the core brand of federal law enforcement.
Source: theguardian.com
stephen miller discovers 33,000 imaginary immigrants

Stephen Miller, seen here bravely battling an army of imaginary immigrants armed only with a DHS press release and a broken spreadsheet.
Newsom’s office responded by doing something deeply offensive to Trump world: citing actual facts. California’s prison system already cooperates with ICE for serious and violent felonies, routinely notifying the feds and transferring people at the end of their sentences. In 2025, ICE picked up more than 88% of the people it bothered to file detainers on, out of over 26,000 total releases. The alleged 33,000 mystery criminals? Not in the numbers, not in the records, but very useful in fundraising emails.
DHS officials like Tricia McLaughlin framed this as a battle to "make America safe again," while carefully ignoring that neither state prisons nor jails are allowed to illegally hold people past their release dates just because ICE asked nicely. County jails – where many people haven’t even been convicted – are more tightly restricted under California law, which is exactly why Trump’s border czar Tom Homan has been shopping his deportation wishlist to friendlier sheriffs in places like Minnesota.
Newsom’s team also pointed out the obvious: this sudden panic about California is a handy diversion from Trump posting a racist video of Barack and Michelle Obama. So the White House propaganda machine did what it does best – manufacture a migrant crime wave out of thin air and let DHS slap an official seal on it. Who needs law, data, or due process when you’ve got Stephen Miller and a calculator set to "panic"?
Source: theguardian.com
ice upgrades to business class ethnic cleansing

Nothing says ‘family values’ like using your donor’s Gulfstream to airlift shackled Palestinians into an occupied territory.
Dezer isn’t just some random guy with a plane; he’s a longtime Trump business partner, donor, buddy of Donald Trump Jr, and a proud member of Friends of the IDF. So naturally, his jet just happens to be the one used for a "secretive and politically sensitive" US operation to deport Palestinians to the Israeli-occupied West Bank, a policy shift immigration lawyers say is straight out of Trump’s mass-deportation fever dream. One deportee, 24-year-old Maher Awad, who grew up in the US and has a newborn son in Michigan, described being dropped "like animals" on the side of the road and begging locals for help. Family separation, occupation laundering, and a little private-jet glamour – the Trump brand really knows its niche.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s ice finally frees 10-year-old hostage, wants applause

ICE family detention: now with complimentary measles and mandatory fourth-grade trauma.
Source: theguardian.com
trump hits his deportation quota by deporting the wrong people

Man walks back into ICE office after U.S. government realizes it deported him illegally and decides to speedrun a do-over.
The second Trump administration is so committed to efficiency that it’s now deporting people judges explicitly said not to deport, then acting shocked when courts notice. Kilmar Abrego Garcia went from working in Maryland to being dumped in a notorious El Salvador mega-prison in about a week — a pace that would be impressive if it weren’t also flatly illegal, as a government lawyer helpfully admitted in court.
Lawyers thought Kilmar’s case might be a horrifying one-off. Adorable. Instead, it turns out he was just the promotional poster for a whole line of wrongful deportations, as judges in Maryland and New York have ordered ICE to drag multiple people back from the same hellhole prison after removals that violated standing court orders. When your deportation program keeps getting reversed because you literally ignored judges, that’s not “strong borders”; that’s “we don’t read the rulings.”
Driving all this is Trump’s magic number: one million deportations a year, with daily quotas pushing agents to ship people out within days — sometimes to their home countries, sometimes to random “third countries” willing to take America’s human paperwork errors. As policy experts note, the system is moving so fast that different parts of the government aren’t even talking to each other. The good news for the White House is that if you treat due process like a speed bump, your stats look fantastic. The bad news is that the Constitution is not supposed to be optional, and neither are those pesky court orders.
Source: npr.org
trump celebrates ‘win’ as deportation state goes full dystopia

Trump’s ‘law and order’ agenda, now with bonus Guantanamo deportation package and complimentary citizen detention.
Trump kicked off his second term on Jan. 20, 2025 by promising to send “millions and millions of criminal aliens” back where they came from. A year later, ProPublica and The Texas Tribune have done what the government refused to do: actually count who’s being rounded up, where they’re being disappeared to, and how many of them are, awkwardly, U.S. citizens. Because nothing says “law and order” like detaining Americans your own agencies can’t be bothered to distinguish from your scapegoats.
In the name of this multibillion-dollar “win,” the administration has turned the country into a sprawling immigration dragnet: historic-high daily detention numbers, federal agents sweeping through cities, and “crowd control” tactics in places like Los Angeles and Chicago that look less like policing and more like a beta test for domestic paramilitary cosplay. Some immigrants are being shipped to Guantanamo, because of course the post-9/11 legal black hole is back on the menu, while more than 230 men were flown to a maximum-security prison in El Salvador as supposed “worst of the worst” — which ProPublica’s reporting shows mostly didn’t even have U.S. criminal convictions. But sure, tell us again how this is about safety.
The White House has proudly listed this mass deportation push at the top of its “365 wins in 365 days” propaganda sheet, bragging that border crossings are down while detention numbers hit records. In other words, the metric of success is not justice, due process, or public safety — it’s how many human beings you can lock up, disappear offshore, or dump into foreign prisons while slapping a “national security” label on the receipts. Has Trump fulfilled his promises? Apparently yes, if the promise was: turn U.S. immigration enforcement into a rights-free zone and dare anyone to stop you.
Source: propublica.org
trump ice discovers bold new tactic: detain preschoolers

ICE, bravely protecting America from the existential threat of preschoolers with backpacks.
A federal judge had to step in and issue a temporary restraining order to stop the Trump administration from removing a 5-year-old boy and his father after ICE scooped them up in Minnesota and quietly shipped them to Texas. Because nothing says "law and order" like grabbing a kid after preschool and flying him a thousand miles away to a detention center in Dilley.
The Department of Homeland Security insists they weren’t targeting little Liam Conejo Ramos, they were just coincidentally arresting his dad right after preschool drop-off, then moving both of them across the country. Critics say ICE is using kids as "bait"; DHS says, actually, this is fine and "consistent with past administrations," which is a hell of a defense: we’ve always been awful, your honor.
The family’s lawyer points out they did everything by the book: entered in 2023 using the CBP One app, showed up for court, followed every protocol, posed no flight risk—and still got detained. Then Trump killed the app last year, because why have an orderly, legal process when you can have chaos and child detention instead? Meanwhile, a school board chair on the scene says there were multiple safe adults ready to take the child, but ICE somehow chose the "drag him to Texas" option on the menu.
For now, the judge has barred ICE from removing or transferring the father and son outside the Western District of Texas. In other words, the only thing standing between a 5-year-old and Trump’s deportation machine is a federal court order. But sure, tell us more about how this is all about "border security" and not a deliberate policy of terrorizing immigrant families.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump closes asylum, opens human export business

Pictured: the ‘world’s greatest democracy’ literally air-mailing asylum seekers it refused to let speak to a judge.
Trump’s second-term immigration brain trust has apparently decided that if you can’t legally deport people back to countries that might kill them, you just outsource the problem. Enter Costa Rica, one of several Central American countries strong-armed into taking plane-loads of asylum seekers the US refused to even let ask for asylum. These people — including 81 children — were flown in chains on deportation flights despite not being criminals, because nothing says "land of the free" like shackling desperate families and dumping them in countries they’ve never set foot in.
Among them: a Russian family who fled after the husband documented election irregularities in Putin’s happy fun democracy and tried to get the evidence to Navalny’s network. They did the “legal” thing under Biden’s system, got a CBPOne appointment, and then watched Trump stroll back into the White House and, within hours of inauguration, nuke the entire asylum process and cancel their slot. When they turned themselves in at the border anyway and requested asylum — that thing protected by both US and international law — they were handcuffed in front of their child, locked in Otay Mesa for a month, then loaded onto a military plane and secretly shipped to Costa Rica.
Once there, this supposed “safe haven” locked them in a migrant detention center for two months, prompting Human Rights Watch to call it “reprehensible.” The family didn’t even know where Costa Rica was on a map, but Trump knew it was far enough away that Americans wouldn’t see what was being done in their name. In other words: the US government grabbed a political dissident fleeing an authoritarian regime, denied him the right to request asylum, chained his family up, and disappeared them into a third country where they’re still in legal limbo — and we’re all supposed to pretend this is just "border security" and not a dress rehearsal for how you treat dissidents once you’re done with the immigrants.
Source: theguardian.com
leopards-at-ice finally nibble on the swing voters

ICE agents politely knocking on democracy’s door to see if it has any last words.
NPR sat in on an online focus group of 14 Pennsylvanians who swung from Biden to Trump and discovered a nation divided: eight think ICE is "getting things about right" after an officer killed Renee Macklin Good during a January raid, while six think the agency has "gone too far." No one, tragically for Stephen Miller’s vision board, said ICE "hasn’t gone far enough." Several voters who watched the video noted the agent was no longer in danger when he opened fire—because nothing says "law and order" like shooting a fleeing driver after you’ve already stepped out of the way.
The blame game is a masterpiece of American cognitive dissonance. Some blame Good, some blame the agent, some split the difference like they’re grading a group project in authoritarianism. One voter helpfully suggests officers should be trained not to "shoot to kill," which is a fun thing to be realizing after years of cheering on "tough" immigration crackdowns. And when it comes to who might be responsible for creating the climate that led to this? Only two voters think Trump bears any responsibility, despite him spending years turning ICE into his personal interior deportation squad and promising mass raids as a campaign centerpiece.
In other words: ICE kills a woman, swing voters are "frustrated with how things are being executed," and somehow the guy who militarized immigration enforcement, ran on mass deportations, and treats due process like a suggestion box in a dictatorship escapes almost all blame. But sure, the real problem is just a few bad apples, not the president who planted the orchard and salted the ground with cruelty.
Source: npr.org
america’s largest police state operation is totally normal, says tv sheriff kristi noem

Kristi Noem, dressed for her favorite hobby: LARPing as a federal agent while other people’s families get destroyed off-camera.
Source: theguardian.com
spreadsheet fascism meets the deportation machine
America, now with a handy dashboard for tracking how efficiently we can ruin people’s lives.
Source: nytimes.com
the deportation squad meets the hype squad

Trump-branded influencers livestreaming next to a line of federal agents, because why just enforce policy when you can monetize it?
The Trump White House has apparently decided that if you can't make cruel immigration policy popular, you can at least slap a filter on it and add a promo code. So Minnesota is getting a double feature: a surge of federal agents and a caravan of Trump-friendly influencers, all dispatched as part of a coordinated communications strategy to justify whatever the administration wants to do to immigrants this week. Because nothing says 'serious policymaking' like pairing ICE raids with sponsored content.
Instead of, say, consulting legal experts, affected communities, or anyone who’s read the Constitution, the administration is investing in online content to manufacture consent for its immigration agenda. In other words, actual people’s lives and rights are being run through the same machinery normally used to sell energy drinks and sketchy crypto coins. Federal power on the ground, propaganda in your feed, and a President who thinks public policy is just another brand campaign—but sure, tell us again how this is all about 'law and order.'
Source: npr.org
joe rogan discovers the gestapo vibes were not a bit

Joe Rogan, mid‑podcast epiphany, realizing the deportation state he boosted is starting to sound less like ‘owning the libs’ and more like ‘papers, please.’
Source: theguardian.com
marco rubio shuts the golden door for 75 countries

Marco Rubio’s State Department, bravely protecting America from the grave threat of families who filled out all the paperwork correctly.
Source: bbc.com
trump discovers 'temporary' means 'whenever we feel like deporting somalis'

Karoline Leavitt and Kristi Noem bravely defend America from the terrifying threat of people who’ve lived here legally since the first George Bush administration.
Source: nbcnews.com
america the beautiful, foreigners the billable

Behold the new ‘America the Beautiful’ pass: George Washington, and the guy who tried to overthrow his republic, sharing top billing on your mandatory loyalty card.
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns naturalization ceremonies into deportation pregame show

USCIS officers at the ‘cradle of liberty’ carefully separating the ‘right’ kind of Americans from the ones who followed all the rules but had the wrong birthplace.
Source: theguardian.com