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Category: anti immigration
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ohio churches discover radical new theology: haitians are people

Greetings from Springfield: come for the mural, stay because federal immigration raids and bomb threats make it too dangerous to leave the church parking lot.

Greetings from Springfield: come for the mural, stay because federal immigration raids and bomb threats make it too dangerous to leave the church parking lot.

In Springfield, Ohio, a bunch of churches are doing the unthinkable: practicing the Christianity Republicans keep yelling about. While Trump’s administration tries to rip away Temporary Protected Status from 350,000 Haitians and appeals a judge’s ruling that briefly paused the cruelty, local congregations are greeting terrified families with hugs, legal hotlines and rides to court instead of deportation buses and Fox News talking points.

Trump spent his 2024 campaign blasting out lies that Haitians in Springfield were stealing and eating pets, which naturally led to bomb threats against schools and government buildings and neo-Nazis marching through town to demand Haitians leave. Now that Trump’s back in the White House, the administration has moved from "racist rumor mill" to "policy of mass expulsion", while local officials field yet another round of bomb threats helpfully echoing the president’s message that Haitians should be "out". Truly a model of presidential leadership: inspire the base, and by base we mean the people calling in explosives over immigrants.

Meanwhile, Springfield’s churches have quietly built an underground railroad of basic decency. They’ve set up a Haitian Community Help and Support Center (now forced to operate remotely for safety), organized transportation networks to get people to court and medical appointments, trained volunteers to act as witnesses and emergency contacts in case ICE decides to make someone disappear, and partnered with social services to offer English classes, vaccines and school readiness programs. As enforcement threats escalate, pastors are pushed into open resistance, joining 154 Episcopal bishops in telling Americans to maybe use their moral compass instead of their Facebook feed.

White Americans get to treat a court injunction as "crisis over"; Haitian families, still one appeal away from losing everything because the president wants a new scapegoat, don’t have that luxury. Trump’s government is busy turning racist conspiracy theories into immigration policy, and Springfield’s churches are left doing triage on the fallout – proving that in Trump’s America, the separation of church and state means the state terrorizes immigrants and the church tries to keep them alive.

Source: theguardian.com

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ice tortures irish plasterer to own the libs (and the law)

ICE facility in Texas, where the motto appears to be: ‘Abandon hope, all ye with valid paperwork who enter here.’

ICE facility in Texas, where the motto appears to be: ‘Abandon hope, all ye with valid paperwork who enter here.’

The Trump administration’s deportation machine has now graduated from caging children to psychologically and physically tormenting a 42-year-old Irish plasterer with a valid work permit whose biggest crime is buying supplies at a hardware store. Seamus Culleton, who overstayed a visa years ago but is now married to a U.S. citizen and on the path to a green card, has been locked in an El Paso ICE facility for five months, jammed into a filthy room with 71 other detainees, barely fed, and given almost no access to fresh air or exercise. He describes the conditions as “torture” and says he fears the staff, not the other detainees. America First apparently means Geneva Conventions Last.

In a particularly on-brand twist, ICE snatched him before his final green card interview—the one that would have confirmed his legal status. His lawyer calls his detention “inexplicable,” which is generous; it’s perfectly explicable if the goal is to demonstrate that in Trump’s America, the process is the punishment and paperwork is just a prop. While Culleton begs the Irish government and taoiseach Micheál Martin to get him out before he’s deported by the “least immigrant-friendly” appeals court in the country, Dublin is busy trying not to upset the guy in the White House who already rants about Ireland’s taxes, trade, and immigration.

Meanwhile, data quietly shows that fewer than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants ICE arrested in year one of Trump’s second term had violent charges or convictions, which somewhat undermines the whole “we’re only going after the worst of the worst” bedtime story. Even Trump’s own “border czar” Tom Homan reportedly warned that this kind of dragnet enforcement would erode public support. The administration heard that and seems to have responded: challenge accepted. Why limit yourself to demonizing brown migrants when you can terrorize a white Irish small business owner too and prove that no one is safe from the rage of a government that treats due process like an optional add-on?

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trump makes america so 'great' europeans don’t want to visit

Welcome to the United States: please remove your shoes, your belt, and your civil liberties.

Welcome to the United States: please remove your shoes, your belt, and your civil liberties.

Europe’s biggest travel operator, Tui, reports what anyone with a passport and a pulse could have guessed: Europeans are losing interest in flying to Trump’s America, where the immigration policy is "come for the holiday, stay for the detention center." Demand for US trips is "significantly lower," while bookings to the Emirates, Asia, and the Caribbean are up. Turns out people prefer beaches and actual vacations to being randomly interrogated by a guy with a badge and a grievance. Multiple European countries have now issued advisories about traveling to the US, citing stricter border scrutiny, visitors being detained, tourists with valid papers shipped off to ICE detention, and people being wrongly deported. You know, all the fun stuff you used to associate with authoritarian regimes you learned about in school, not with your summer city break. Western European visitors to the US dropped 4% in December, but don’t worry, the administration is surely thrilled to replace them with more domestic tourists who think "due process" is a liberal conspiracy. Tui’s CEO politely blames "the atmosphere" and "what you hear from border control," which is a very corporate way of saying: nobody wants to pay thousands of euros to be treated like a criminal because some CBP officer woke up feeling like a minor dictator. As Europe quietly reroutes its holidays away from the land of freedom fries and ankle shackles, Trump’s America keeps proving that if you turn your immigration system into a weapon, the world eventually decides it has better places to go.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump administration bravely takes on its toughest foe yet: a five-year-old in a bunny hat

Pictured: the national security emergency currently terrifying the Trump administration – a five-year-old in a bunny hat who dared to seek asylum legally.

Pictured: the national security emergency currently terrifying the Trump administration – a five-year-old in a bunny hat who dared to seek asylum legally.

The Trump administration has located the gravest threat to the republic, and it is a five-year-old Ecuadorian boy in a bunny hat. After a judge ordered Liam Conejo Ramos and his father released from a notorious Texas family detention facility, Department of Homeland Security lawyers are now trying to deport them anyway, helpfully demonstrating that in Trump’s America, a court order is more of a suggestion than a constraint.

DHS insists this is all just "standard procedure" and totally not retaliatory, as they move to end the family’s asylum claims and push removal proceedings against people who entered legally as asylum applicants. Representative Joaquin Castro, who helped escort Liam home to Minnesota after the child spent ten days in a trailer prison getting sick and terrified of guards, says the administration is "trying to take him again" and breaking precedent to do it. So yes, the government that can’t manage basic governance is extremely efficient at hunting down kindergarteners.

This is not a one-off horror story; it’s the business model. ICE booked about 3,800 minors into family detention from January to October 2025, including toddlers, with more than 2,600 kids grabbed inside the country, far from any border. The message from Trump’s DHS is clear: if you legally seek asylum, we might lock your children in a trailer, ignore judges, and try to deport you anyway — all while insisting, with a straight face, that there’s "nothing retaliatory" about it. Bold strategy to make "we terrorize little kids" the core brand of federal law enforcement.

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stephen miller discovers 33,000 imaginary immigrants

Stephen Miller, seen here bravely battling an army of imaginary immigrants armed only with a DHS press release and a broken spreadsheet.

Stephen Miller, seen here bravely battling an army of imaginary immigrants armed only with a DHS press release and a broken spreadsheet.

Stephen Miller rolled onto X to announce that California is about to unleash "up to 33 thousand criminal illegal aliens" from its prisons, because if there’s one thing this administration loves, it’s a big round number with absolutely no connection to reality. DHS backed him up with a press release demanding California honor ICE detainers for 33,000 people that… don’t seem to exist in any known dataset.

Newsom’s office responded by doing something deeply offensive to Trump world: citing actual facts. California’s prison system already cooperates with ICE for serious and violent felonies, routinely notifying the feds and transferring people at the end of their sentences. In 2025, ICE picked up more than 88% of the people it bothered to file detainers on, out of over 26,000 total releases. The alleged 33,000 mystery criminals? Not in the numbers, not in the records, but very useful in fundraising emails.

DHS officials like Tricia McLaughlin framed this as a battle to "make America safe again," while carefully ignoring that neither state prisons nor jails are allowed to illegally hold people past their release dates just because ICE asked nicely. County jails – where many people haven’t even been convicted – are more tightly restricted under California law, which is exactly why Trump’s border czar Tom Homan has been shopping his deportation wishlist to friendlier sheriffs in places like Minnesota.

Newsom’s team also pointed out the obvious: this sudden panic about California is a handy diversion from Trump posting a racist video of Barack and Michelle Obama. So the White House propaganda machine did what it does best – manufacture a migrant crime wave out of thin air and let DHS slap an official seal on it. Who needs law, data, or due process when you’ve got Stephen Miller and a calculator set to "panic"?

Source: theguardian.com

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ice upgrades to business class ethnic cleansing

Nothing says ‘family values’ like using your donor’s Gulfstream to airlift shackled Palestinians into an occupied territory.

Nothing says ‘family values’ like using your donor’s Gulfstream to airlift shackled Palestinians into an occupied territory.

Why use boring old government planes for your secretive mass deportations when you can charter a Trump crony’s Gulfstream and turn human rights violations into a luxury travel experience? ICE quietly loaded at least eight shackled Palestinian men onto Florida developer and Trump mega-fan Gil Dezer’s 16-seat "little rocket ship" and flew them from near an Arizona detention center to Tel Aviv, with a scenic refueling tour of New Jersey, Ireland, and Bulgaria along the way. Hours later, Israeli authorities dumped them at a West Bank checkpoint in the cold, in prison tracksuits, holding plastic bags. Truly the platinum package of state cruelty.

Dezer isn’t just some random guy with a plane; he’s a longtime Trump business partner, donor, buddy of Donald Trump Jr, and a proud member of Friends of the IDF. So naturally, his jet just happens to be the one used for a "secretive and politically sensitive" US operation to deport Palestinians to the Israeli-occupied West Bank, a policy shift immigration lawyers say is straight out of Trump’s mass-deportation fever dream. One deportee, 24-year-old Maher Awad, who grew up in the US and has a newborn son in Michigan, described being dropped "like animals" on the side of the road and begging locals for help. Family separation, occupation laundering, and a little private-jet glamour – the Trump brand really knows its niche.
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trump’s ice finally frees 10-year-old hostage, wants applause

ICE family detention: now with complimentary measles and mandatory fourth-grade trauma.

ICE family detention: now with complimentary measles and mandatory fourth-grade trauma.

America’s toughest gang, ICE, has graciously decided to stop imprisoning a 10-year-old Minnesota fourth-grader after a month in detention. Elizabeth Zuna Caisaguano and her mother — who have a perfectly legal, active asylum case — were scooped up by federal agents on 6 January and shipped from Minnesota to Dilley, Texas, because nothing says “land of the free” like disappearing elementary school kids across state lines. The Dilley family facility, helpfully, is also the site of a measles outbreak, turning Trump’s immigration policy into a combo package of family separation and public health hazard. A federal judge, Fred Biery, finally had to step in and block their removal or transfer, noting that “this didn’t have to happen” and that the family did everything they were supposed to do before being detained and separated anyway. So yes, the system is working exactly as designed. Meanwhile, Tom Homan — Trump’s favorite border hardliner — announced that about 700 federal agents will leave Minnesota, leaving a mere 2,000 still on the ground, which is wildly above normal levels for the state. So the occupation-lite continues: schools terrorized, kids vanish into detention, and the administration acts like it’s just routine paperwork. The headline is that a 10-year-old got out; the real story is that hundreds of other kids are still inside, and the government needed a federal judge to remind them that child imprisonment during an asylum process is not actually a constitutional hobby.
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trump hits his deportation quota by deporting the wrong people

Man walks back into ICE office after U.S. government realizes it deported him illegally and decides to speedrun a do-over.

Man walks back into ICE office after U.S. government realizes it deported him illegally and decides to speedrun a do-over.

The second Trump administration is so committed to efficiency that it’s now deporting people judges explicitly said not to deport, then acting shocked when courts notice. Kilmar Abrego Garcia went from working in Maryland to being dumped in a notorious El Salvador mega-prison in about a week — a pace that would be impressive if it weren’t also flatly illegal, as a government lawyer helpfully admitted in court.

Lawyers thought Kilmar’s case might be a horrifying one-off. Adorable. Instead, it turns out he was just the promotional poster for a whole line of wrongful deportations, as judges in Maryland and New York have ordered ICE to drag multiple people back from the same hellhole prison after removals that violated standing court orders. When your deportation program keeps getting reversed because you literally ignored judges, that’s not “strong borders”; that’s “we don’t read the rulings.”

Driving all this is Trump’s magic number: one million deportations a year, with daily quotas pushing agents to ship people out within days — sometimes to their home countries, sometimes to random “third countries” willing to take America’s human paperwork errors. As policy experts note, the system is moving so fast that different parts of the government aren’t even talking to each other. The good news for the White House is that if you treat due process like a speed bump, your stats look fantastic. The bad news is that the Constitution is not supposed to be optional, and neither are those pesky court orders.

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trump celebrates ‘win’ as deportation state goes full dystopia

Trump’s ‘law and order’ agenda, now with bonus Guantanamo deportation package and complimentary citizen detention.

Trump’s ‘law and order’ agenda, now with bonus Guantanamo deportation package and complimentary citizen detention.

Trump kicked off his second term on Jan. 20, 2025 by promising to send “millions and millions of criminal aliens” back where they came from. A year later, ProPublica and The Texas Tribune have done what the government refused to do: actually count who’s being rounded up, where they’re being disappeared to, and how many of them are, awkwardly, U.S. citizens. Because nothing says “law and order” like detaining Americans your own agencies can’t be bothered to distinguish from your scapegoats.

In the name of this multibillion-dollar “win,” the administration has turned the country into a sprawling immigration dragnet: historic-high daily detention numbers, federal agents sweeping through cities, and “crowd control” tactics in places like Los Angeles and Chicago that look less like policing and more like a beta test for domestic paramilitary cosplay. Some immigrants are being shipped to Guantanamo, because of course the post-9/11 legal black hole is back on the menu, while more than 230 men were flown to a maximum-security prison in El Salvador as supposed “worst of the worst” — which ProPublica’s reporting shows mostly didn’t even have U.S. criminal convictions. But sure, tell us again how this is about safety.

The White House has proudly listed this mass deportation push at the top of its “365 wins in 365 days” propaganda sheet, bragging that border crossings are down while detention numbers hit records. In other words, the metric of success is not justice, due process, or public safety — it’s how many human beings you can lock up, disappear offshore, or dump into foreign prisons while slapping a “national security” label on the receipts. Has Trump fulfilled his promises? Apparently yes, if the promise was: turn U.S. immigration enforcement into a rights-free zone and dare anyone to stop you.

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trump ice discovers bold new tactic: detain preschoolers

ICE, bravely protecting America from the existential threat of preschoolers with backpacks.

ICE, bravely protecting America from the existential threat of preschoolers with backpacks.

A federal judge had to step in and issue a temporary restraining order to stop the Trump administration from removing a 5-year-old boy and his father after ICE scooped them up in Minnesota and quietly shipped them to Texas. Because nothing says "law and order" like grabbing a kid after preschool and flying him a thousand miles away to a detention center in Dilley.

The Department of Homeland Security insists they weren’t targeting little Liam Conejo Ramos, they were just coincidentally arresting his dad right after preschool drop-off, then moving both of them across the country. Critics say ICE is using kids as "bait"; DHS says, actually, this is fine and "consistent with past administrations," which is a hell of a defense: we’ve always been awful, your honor.

The family’s lawyer points out they did everything by the book: entered in 2023 using the CBP One app, showed up for court, followed every protocol, posed no flight risk—and still got detained. Then Trump killed the app last year, because why have an orderly, legal process when you can have chaos and child detention instead? Meanwhile, a school board chair on the scene says there were multiple safe adults ready to take the child, but ICE somehow chose the "drag him to Texas" option on the menu.

For now, the judge has barred ICE from removing or transferring the father and son outside the Western District of Texas. In other words, the only thing standing between a 5-year-old and Trump’s deportation machine is a federal court order. But sure, tell us more about how this is all about "border security" and not a deliberate policy of terrorizing immigrant families.

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trump closes asylum, opens human export business

Pictured: the ‘world’s greatest democracy’ literally air-mailing asylum seekers it refused to let speak to a judge.

Pictured: the ‘world’s greatest democracy’ literally air-mailing asylum seekers it refused to let speak to a judge.

Trump’s second-term immigration brain trust has apparently decided that if you can’t legally deport people back to countries that might kill them, you just outsource the problem. Enter Costa Rica, one of several Central American countries strong-armed into taking plane-loads of asylum seekers the US refused to even let ask for asylum. These people — including 81 children — were flown in chains on deportation flights despite not being criminals, because nothing says "land of the free" like shackling desperate families and dumping them in countries they’ve never set foot in.

Among them: a Russian family who fled after the husband documented election irregularities in Putin’s happy fun democracy and tried to get the evidence to Navalny’s network. They did the “legal” thing under Biden’s system, got a CBPOne appointment, and then watched Trump stroll back into the White House and, within hours of inauguration, nuke the entire asylum process and cancel their slot. When they turned themselves in at the border anyway and requested asylum — that thing protected by both US and international law — they were handcuffed in front of their child, locked in Otay Mesa for a month, then loaded onto a military plane and secretly shipped to Costa Rica.

Once there, this supposed “safe haven” locked them in a migrant detention center for two months, prompting Human Rights Watch to call it “reprehensible.” The family didn’t even know where Costa Rica was on a map, but Trump knew it was far enough away that Americans wouldn’t see what was being done in their name. In other words: the US government grabbed a political dissident fleeing an authoritarian regime, denied him the right to request asylum, chained his family up, and disappeared them into a third country where they’re still in legal limbo — and we’re all supposed to pretend this is just "border security" and not a dress rehearsal for how you treat dissidents once you’re done with the immigrants.

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leopards-at-ice finally nibble on the swing voters

ICE agents politely knocking on democracy’s door to see if it has any last words.

ICE agents politely knocking on democracy’s door to see if it has any last words.

Turns out when you hand Donald Trump the keys to the deportation machine and tell ICE the only speed is "ramming through civil rights," sometimes an officer shoots and kills a woman in Minneapolis—and even a few of the "Biden 2020, Trump 2024" focus group all-stars start to wonder if this might be, technically speaking, bad.

NPR sat in on an online focus group of 14 Pennsylvanians who swung from Biden to Trump and discovered a nation divided: eight think ICE is "getting things about right" after an officer killed Renee Macklin Good during a January raid, while six think the agency has "gone too far." No one, tragically for Stephen Miller’s vision board, said ICE "hasn’t gone far enough." Several voters who watched the video noted the agent was no longer in danger when he opened fire—because nothing says "law and order" like shooting a fleeing driver after you’ve already stepped out of the way.

The blame game is a masterpiece of American cognitive dissonance. Some blame Good, some blame the agent, some split the difference like they’re grading a group project in authoritarianism. One voter helpfully suggests officers should be trained not to "shoot to kill," which is a fun thing to be realizing after years of cheering on "tough" immigration crackdowns. And when it comes to who might be responsible for creating the climate that led to this? Only two voters think Trump bears any responsibility, despite him spending years turning ICE into his personal interior deportation squad and promising mass raids as a campaign centerpiece.

In other words: ICE kills a woman, swing voters are "frustrated with how things are being executed," and somehow the guy who militarized immigration enforcement, ran on mass deportations, and treats due process like a suggestion box in a dictatorship escapes almost all blame. But sure, the real problem is just a few bad apples, not the president who planted the orchard and salted the ground with cruelty.
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america’s largest police state operation is totally normal, says tv sheriff kristi noem

Kristi Noem, dressed for her favorite hobby: LARPing as a federal agent while other people’s families get destroyed off-camera.

Kristi Noem, dressed for her favorite hobby: LARPing as a federal agent while other people’s families get destroyed off-camera.

Donald Trump’s Department of Homeland Security has decided the real threat in Minneapolis isn’t crumbling infrastructure or unaffordable housing, it’s immigrant families existing. So DHS rolled out what it proudly calls the largest immigration enforcement operation in its history, flooding a liberal city with armed federal agents over the objections of local leaders—because nothing says “states’ rights” like sending in a federally controlled street army to terrorize residents. ICE and Border Patrol, now functionally Trump’s personal interior police, are raiding homes, workplaces, parking lots, schools, hospitals, and courthouses. Agents often show up masked, heavily armed, and refusing to identify themselves, which is what you do when you’re super confident your actions are lawful and popular. The result: families ripped apart, people dying in detention, and shootings on city streets—but Trump’s base is thrilled, so clearly the system is working as designed. At the center of the show is Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem, who has reinvented DHS as her own reality series: Cop Cosplay: Fascism Edition. She tags along on raids in full tactical drag, switches out branded hats like she’s doing a merch haul, and famously posed to celebrate the removal of 200+ Venezuelans to a notorious El Salvador prison without due process. In other words, the US government is now openly outsourcing human-rights abuses to Bukele’s penal theme parks and calling it policy. This is all built on the post-9/11 Homeland Security architecture and supercharged by Trump’s so-called One Big Beautiful Bill Act, which further welded “immigration” to “national security” and handed ICE and friends even broader powers. The alphabet soup of agencies, badges, patches, and masks is now so convoluted that it’s often impossible to tell who is actually arresting you—a neat little feature if your goal is an unaccountable, roaming federal force that can do whatever it wants, wherever it wants, to whoever it wants.
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spreadsheet fascism meets the deportation machine

America, now with a handy dashboard for tracking how efficiently we can ruin people’s lives.

America, now with a handy dashboard for tracking how efficiently we can ruin people’s lives.

The Times pulled the receipts on Trump’s favorite hobby — mass deportation — and turned it into a neat little 2:27 data explainer, because nothing says functioning democracy like needing a graphics desk to map out how many people your government is ejecting. Using internal data, they line up Trump’s deportation numbers against Biden’s and show how Trump’s DHS treated human lives like defective inventory to be shipped back out as fast as possible. The video walks through how Trump’s "deportation machine" was engineered to maximize fear and volume: more arrests of people with long-standing ties to the U.S., fewer protections, and a system designed to grind through due process like it was an optional software add‑on. Biden’s approach looks "softer" on a chart, but the point is clear: Trump’s team built an industrial-scale removal apparatus that any future wannabe strongman can flip back to turbo mode with a signature. In other words, we didn’t just get cruel policies; we got a permanent infrastructure of cruelty, complete with dashboards, metrics and performance targets. Because nothing screams land of the free like a finely tuned deportation pipeline waiting for its next authoritarian upgrade.

Source: nytimes.com

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the deportation squad meets the hype squad

Trump-branded influencers livestreaming next to a line of federal agents, because why just enforce policy when you can monetize it?

Trump-branded influencers livestreaming next to a line of federal agents, because why just enforce policy when you can monetize it?

The Trump White House has apparently decided that if you can't make cruel immigration policy popular, you can at least slap a filter on it and add a promo code. So Minnesota is getting a double feature: a surge of federal agents and a caravan of Trump-friendly influencers, all dispatched as part of a coordinated communications strategy to justify whatever the administration wants to do to immigrants this week. Because nothing says 'serious policymaking' like pairing ICE raids with sponsored content.

Instead of, say, consulting legal experts, affected communities, or anyone who’s read the Constitution, the administration is investing in online content to manufacture consent for its immigration agenda. In other words, actual people’s lives and rights are being run through the same machinery normally used to sell energy drinks and sketchy crypto coins. Federal power on the ground, propaganda in your feed, and a President who thinks public policy is just another brand campaign—but sure, tell us again how this is all about 'law and order.'

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joe rogan discovers the gestapo vibes were not a bit

Joe Rogan, mid‑podcast epiphany, realizing the deportation state he boosted is starting to sound less like ‘owning the libs’ and more like ‘papers, please.’

Joe Rogan, mid‑podcast epiphany, realizing the deportation state he boosted is starting to sound less like ‘owning the libs’ and more like ‘papers, please.’

Joe Rogan, America’s favorite confused focus group in human form, has finally noticed that Trump’s immigration machine is starting to look a little Gestapo‑adjacent. On a three‑hour podcast with Rand Paul, Rogan reacted to the ICE killing of Renee Nicole Good — a legal observer shot through her car window in Minneapolis — by asking whether the U.S. is really going to be “the Gestapo” demanding “Where’s your papers?” Because nothing says land of the free like federal agents turning traffic stops and parking lots into immigration checkpoints with live ammunition. The Trump administration, naturally, insists the agent acted in self‑defense, while video of Good’s death bounces around the internet and public opinion turns against the president’s hardline deportation fetish. Rogan tries to both‑sides it — he “sees both perspectives” on mass raids that routinely sweep up U.S. citizens who simply don’t have their documents on them — but somehow still manages to repeat right‑wing fairy tales about Biden secretly importing Democratic voters. In other words, he’s halfway to realizing this is all horrifying, but still clinging to the comforting conspiracy fanfic. Meanwhile, the comic‑bro podcaster class that helped sell Trump 2.0 to millions of young men is slowly backing away from the deportation death cult. Rogan is appalled that Trump’s DHS deported a gay stylist seeking asylum and tossed him into a Salvadoran prison, and Theo Von is furious that DHS used his face in a rah‑rah deportation video without permission — asking them to take it down and, at the very least, cut him a check. Because nothing captures the moral rot of Trump’s immigration regime like influencers discovering that the same government terrorizing migrants is also casually stealing their content for propaganda — and only really getting mad about the second part.

Source: theguardian.com

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marco rubio shuts the golden door for 75 countries

Marco Rubio’s State Department, bravely protecting America from the grave threat of families who filled out all the paperwork correctly.

Marco Rubio’s State Department, bravely protecting America from the grave threat of families who filled out all the paperwork correctly.

The Trump administration has discovered an exciting new twist on the classic travel ban: just hit pause on immigrant visas from 75 countries and never say when you’ll press play again. The State Department, now run by Secretary of State Marco Rubio in his final form as a Heritage Foundation blog post, says this indefinite freeze is needed to stop "abuse" by people who might checks notes legally immigrate and someday use public benefits. Because nothing says fiscal responsibility like blaming the federal budget on a hypothetical Somali grandmother who hasn’t even gotten a visa interview yet. Principal Deputy Spokesperson Tommy Pigott proudly announced that State will use its "long-standing authority" to deem people a "public charge" and shut the door, while conveniently skipping over the part where the administration is just inventing a mass presumption of welfare fraud for entire nations. The ban hits immigrant visas only—tourist and business visas are still fine—because if you’re coming to actually live, work, and build a life here, Trump and Rubio would prefer you didn’t. Meanwhile, asylum cases, citizenship processing, and green cards from the original 19 banned countries are also on ice, expanded to even more nations and anyone with Palestinian Authority documents. In other words: the "legal pathway" they keep telling people to use is being bricked over in real time, but sure, this is all about "security" and "generosity."
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trump discovers 'temporary' means 'whenever we feel like deporting somalis'

Karoline Leavitt and Kristi Noem bravely defend America from the terrifying threat of people who’ve lived here legally since the first George Bush administration.

Karoline Leavitt and Kristi Noem bravely defend America from the terrifying threat of people who’ve lived here legally since the first George Bush administration.

The Trump administration has decided that after more than three decades, now is the perfect time to end Temporary Protected Status for Somali immigrants, ordering them to leave the U.S. by March 17, 2026. Because nothing says "land of opportunity" like telling people who fled civil war and state collapse that their time is up, please proceed to the nearest "hellhole" you narrowly escaped. Press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced the move on X, while U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services helpfully clarified that Somali TPS holders are now required to get out. DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, speaking to Fox News first because of course she did, declared that "temporary means temporary" and claimed Somalia has improved enough to yank protections — and that letting Somalis stay is "contrary to our national interests." In other words: we checked the racism focus group numbers and they’re great. This comes after Trump spent weeks singling out Somalis, especially in Minnesota, accusing them of "destroying the country" and insisting "the Somalians should be out of here." At a December rally he called Somalia and several other nations "hellholes," describing them as "filthy, dirty, disgusting, ridden with crime" and saying the only thing Somalis are good at is "going after ships." But sure, this TPS decision is definitely about neutral "country conditions" and not about a president who talks like a YouTube comments section with Secret Service protection. TPS for Somalia has been in place since 1991, which apparently only became a constitutional crisis once Trump decided he needed a fresh scapegoat to feed the base. The administration is dressing it up as "putting Americans first," a phrase that now reliably translates to kicking vulnerable people in the teeth to score a news cycle. Welcome to Trump’s America, where the cruelty is the point and the immigration policy is written in rally chants.
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america the beautiful, foreigners the billable

Behold the new ‘America the Beautiful’ pass: George Washington, and the guy who tried to overthrow his republic, sharing top billing on your mandatory loyalty card.

Behold the new ‘America the Beautiful’ pass: George Washington, and the guy who tried to overthrow his republic, sharing top billing on your mandatory loyalty card.

The Trump administration has discovered a bold new way to say "go home" to the rest of the planet: a surprise $100 per person surcharge on foreign visitors at 11 major national parks, on top of normal entrance fees. Rangers are now doing citizenship checks at trailheads, cars are getting hit with $600 bills, and tourists are literally turning around at the gate. Because nothing says "welcoming democracy" like a paperwork checkpoint between you and the Grand Canyon. Environmental groups point out that this fun new xenophobic cover charge is also probably illegal, since current rules don’t actually allow fees based on nationality and the bill to change that hasn’t become law. Minor detail the administration handled in the traditional way: by ignoring it. The Center for Biological Diversity is suing, arguing that the US is now marketing its parks as "world-famous landscapes, now with added grift." Even better, the rushed rollout has no signage, not enough passes, and staff so burned out they’re working multiple jobs — which is what happens when you gut a quarter of the agency and then hand it a border checkpoint cosplay at the park gate. And because this is the Trump era, the new annual "America the Beautiful" pass now features a big, glorious portrait of Donald Trump next to George Washington. If you put a sticker over Trump’s face, the pass is invalidated — a perfect metaphor for the regime: the access you already paid for is contingent on visibly respecting the leader’s image. The image was supposed to be chosen by photo contest, but the actual winning photographer got tossed aside so Trump’s mug could go on the card instead. In other words: pay more if you’re foreign, obey the propaganda rules if you’re not, and hope the court notices that none of this is remotely legal.
#anti-immigration#forever-grifting
anti immigration

trump turns naturalization ceremonies into deportation pregame show

USCIS officers at the ‘cradle of liberty’ carefully separating the ‘right’ kind of Americans from the ones who followed all the rules but had the wrong birthplace.

USCIS officers at the ‘cradle of liberty’ carefully separating the ‘right’ kind of Americans from the ones who followed all the rules but had the wrong birthplace.

At Boston’s Faneuil Hall – the so‑called “cradle of liberty” – USCIS staff walked down the line of would‑be new Americans and asked a simple question: where were you born? If your answer matched one of Trump’s 19 banned countries, congratulations, you got pulled out of line and sent home instead of getting sworn in. Years of vetting, thousands of dollars, and a legal right to citizenship? Too bad, the Dear Leader changed his mind. This isn’t a one‑off screw‑up; it’s policy. A 5 December USCIS memo ordered a freeze on immigration proceedings – green cards, naturalization interviews, and oath ceremonies – for nationals of those 19 countries, allegedly because an Afghan man, previously granted asylum by the same government now freaking out, shot two National Guard members. In response, the agency blasted out emails saying oath ceremonies were canceled due to “unforeseen circumstances,” as if this was a surprise rainstorm and not a deliberate act of state discrimination. The human fallout is exactly what the administration ordered. A Haitian nursing assistant who has lived in the US for nearly 25 years, a Libyan doctor developing AI tools to fight lung cancer, Afghans who risked their lives working with the US military – all suddenly told that the finish line doesn’t count because of their passport. Advocates report mass cancellations in at least 16 cities, while terrified applicants refuse to speak publicly, afraid ICE will turn their shattered American dream into a removal order. And in case it wasn’t obvious, this is the plan. As one advocate notes, Trump started by demonizing undocumented immigrants and is now moving on to people with legal status and even those on the brink of citizenship. In other words, the message from Trump’s America is clear: you can serve the US, work here for a decade, follow every rule, and still get treated like a security threat because of your birthplace. But sure, tell us again how this is about “security” and not a slow, bureaucratic purge of the wrong kinds of future voters.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy