The Trump Presidency Is Going Great

Donald Trump has decided that what America’s sprawling deportation force really needs is a former Oklahoma state trooper with a Marine Corps background and a Truth Social fan club. Enter Lance Schroyer, currently senior adviser to DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin, now tapped to run ICE — the agency already under fire for its “aggressive immigration tactics”, which is NPR-speak for raids, terrorizing communities, and creative constitutional interpretation.

Trump hailed Schroyer as a “PATRIOT” with decades of experience “locking up the worst of the worst”, which in Trump-world now apparently includes anyone whose paperwork isn’t in a three-ring binder. Mullin, a fellow Oklahoman and former congressman who’s been turning DHS into a regional franchise of the panhandle, cheered that Schroyer will help fulfill the president’s “mandate” to “target, arrest, and deport illegal aliens.” Policy nuance has left the chat; mass targeting is the brand.

Schroyer has been overseeing “coordination of immigration enforcement” from inside DHS, which is a polite way of saying he’s already been helping run the crackdown; now they just want to slap a Senate confirmation on it for legitimacy cosplay. ICE hasn’t had a Senate-confirmed director since the Obama era, but sure, this is the guy we’re going to normalize. The nation’s premier deportation agency is being handed to a loyal enforcer from the Markwayne Mullin orbit, because nothing says independent law enforcement like a tightly knit Oklahoma patronage circle with a mandate to hunt down immigrants.

Florida’s beloved “Alligator Alcatraz” – the Everglades pop-up torture camp Donald Trump personally praised for being extra cruel – is being emptied out, ICE says. Not closed, mind you, just mysteriously “relocated” detainees, with zero information on how many people or where they were sent, because transparency is for governments that aren’t running a low-budget authoritarian theme park.

This state-run masterpiece of Christian family values costs taxpayers about $1.2 million a day and comes with all the amenities Amnesty International says you’d expect from a modern U.S. black site: migrants shackled in a 2-foot-high outdoor metal cage with no water as punishment, guards allegedly denying drinkable water and instead offering “rotten” mosquito-larvae water to pressure people into signing English-only documents they couldn’t read. One detainee says people were thrown into “the box” for the crime of asking that he get his medication. Freedom isn’t free, but apparently it does come with a complimentary dehydration chamber.

ICE now insists the transfers are about “safety” during hurricane season, which is a poetic way of saying, “We don’t want CNN footage of a tent full of tortured migrants blowing into the Gulf.” Ron DeSantis, ever the fiscal hawk, claims they never built anything permanent because they knew the facility was temporary – just a $1.2 million-a-day, rights-optional pop-up gulag. The people are gone, the abuses are denied, and the paperwork trails are in English only. Don’t worry, though: Florida says there’s medical care and even a pharmacy on site. Nothing says humane treatment like a pharmacy next to a 2-foot punishment cage.

The Trump administration has finally found a way to cut unemployment: kick Daca recipients out of their jobs by not processing their paperwork. For 14 years, renewals took a few weeks; now people like Claudia and Cesar wait six months and counting, lose work authorization, and watch the careers they built since age four evaporate because some White House ghoul decided a backlog is a great deportation tool.

While Trump world loudly insists they’re only going after “criminals,” the numbers quietly rat them out: 77% of people shoved into deportation proceedings in 2025 had no criminal conviction. Hundreds of Daca holders have been arrested, some deported, all while USCIS spokesbot Zach Kahler serenely explains that Daca “does not confer any form of legal status” and that they’re just “safeguarding the American people” by more thoroughly vetting a group that already had to pass background checks and maintain spotless records.

Not content with weaponized delay, the administration is also trying to choke off any remaining livelihoods: proposed rules would block Dreamers from working unless their employers use E‑Verify and ban them from getting commercial driver’s licenses — because nothing says “strong economy” like sidelining half a million educated, fully integrated workers. Advocates call it a “mass delegalization effort”; the administration calls it Tuesday.

Meanwhile, Congress could pass the bipartisan Dream Act and end this bureaucratic hostage-taking, but why provide stability when you can let Trump methodically unravel temporary protections and push families back into the shadows? Dreamers did everything this country asked of them — study, work, stay out of trouble — and the reward is an “emotional rollercoaster” where the American Dream disappears the moment a renewal lands on the wrong desk at USCIS.

Bryan José Rojas Galofre tried to do the all-American thing: road trip honeymoon, beach, and a pilgrimage to the golden shrine of Trump-branded mediocrity in Doral so his Trump-fan wife could maybe glimpse her political idol. Instead, the security checkpoint at Trump National Doral turned into the intake desk for the deportation machine, and he got three months in ICE detention as a souvenir. Because nothing says "romantic getaway" like being disappeared into federal custody after Secret Service and local cops find an airsoft gun, a weed grinder, and—most dangerous of all—tattoos.

Rojas, a Venezuelan asylum seeker with no criminal record, a $29/hour factory job, a U.S. citizen wife, and a baby at home, was treated as a potential gang member and terrorist because his body art looked scary to an administration that decided tattoos plus "Venezuelan" equals Tren de Aragua. While Trump was inside the resort basking in Republican adoration, DHS was busy shipping Rojas off to a Miami federal jail, where he sat on the 13th floor for months wondering if he'd be dumped in El Salvador like other Venezuelans. His wife, still insisting she thinks Trump is a good president, was left alone with their infant and the dawning realization that "what he is doing to migrants isn’t fair"—a powerful insight that arrived only after the policy personally set her life on fire.

An immigration judge eventually granted bond, explicitly finding Rojas is neither a danger nor a flight risk, but the system still wrung $15,000 out of the family, wiped out his 401(k), cost them their house and car, and left him in work-permit purgatory with over $80,000 in debt and no legal way to earn a living. His next hearing? 2028. Four years of legally enforced economic strangulation for the crime of trying to check into the president’s hotel while brown and tattooed. Under previous administrations, his pending case and clean record would have been paperwork. Under Trump, a BB gun, a grinder, and some ink become the raw material for an entire life collapse—all helpfully staged on the grounds of a Trump-branded property.

The Trump administration has finally found the real menace to American prosperity: green-card holders who open salons and hire people. The Small Business Administration, now run by former unelected senator and professional stock-dumper Kelly Loeffler, quietly rewrote the rules in March so that SBA-backed loans are now reserved for U.S. citizens only. Not people living here legally. Not people who pay taxes like everyone else. Just citizens. Everyone else — including lawful permanent residents — gets relabeled as "foreign nationals" and tossed out of the program.

So entrepreneurs like Sayuri Tsuchitani, who used an SBA loan during the pandemic to build a Japanese head spa, open multiple locations, and employ a growing team, would now be told to take her American Dream and kindly shove off. The agency’s public justification? They don’t want "foreign nationals" benefiting from taxpayer dollars — a bold stance, considering those same "foreign nationals" are literally paying the taxes in question. It's less "protecting Americans" and more "we found a new bureaucratic lever to punish immigrants and we're unapologetic about it."

This is the quieter, paperwork-heavy side of Trump’s immigration crackdown: if they can’t deport you, they’ll just lock you out of housing subsidies, trucking licenses, and now small-business capital, then act shocked when the economy sputters and communities lose jobs. The message from Loeffler and friends is crystal clear: if you’re an immigrant who followed every rule, paid every tax, and built a business that hires Americans, the government’s new role is to make sure you regret that.

In Winooski, Vermont – population: small, spine: titanium – a 1.5-square-mile school district full of refugee and immigrant kids decided it would rather risk losing federal money than help Donald Trump and Stephen Miller turn homeroom into a pre-deportation holding area. The district passed a sanctuary schools policy, told staff not to hand student data to ICE, and required actual judicial warrants for agents to come on campus, which in Trump’s America counts as wild, radical behavior like "following the Constitution" and "treating children as humans".

Superintendent Wilmer Chavarria, a naturalized citizen who was himself detained by immigration officials at an airport for the crime of existing, then refused to sign the administration’s loyalty oath certifying compliance with the federal ban on DEI in schools. For this, his district gets racist harassment after a student raised a Somali flag, the looming threat of losing 6% of its funding, and the honor of being investigated by a government that just slashed refugee admissions from 125,000 to 7,500 and is openly shopping for ways to undermine a decades-old supreme court ruling that says undocumented kids get to go to school.

While most districts quietly gut diversity programs and pray ICE raids happen somewhere else, Winooski is busy exporting its defiance: its sanctuary policy just got turned into statewide law by the Vermont legislature. Trump’s people are trying to turn public education into a deportation-adjacent obedience camp; this little refugee town on the Winooski River has responded by locking its doors, writing policies, and telling the federal government that if the money’s going to disappear, it won’t be because they "bent the knee". Authoritarians expect fear. They got a sanctuary school district with a legal department instead.

New York federal judge P. Kevin Castel has informed ICE that immigration court is where you attend a hearing, not where you get ambushed by armed federal cosplay enthusiasts. His order bans ICE from arresting immigrants in or around three Manhattan immigration courts, except in actual emergencies, which does not include "this person exists and Stephen Miller is mad about it".

The ruling, brought on by a lawsuit from the NYCLU, ACLU, Make the Road NY and others, basically says people should be able to show up to their own removal and asylum hearings without playing real-life "The Floor Is Lava" with federal agents. Castel also flagged that yanking prior limits on courthouse arrests in Trump’s second term was likely "arbitrary and capricious"—legalese for "even for this administration, this was impressively stupid and lawless".

Things got especially fun when federal prosecutors had to shuffle back into court and apologize for a "material mistaken statement of fact"—translation: they told the judge ICE rules applied one way, then discovered the Trump team’s 2025 policy didn’t actually cover immigration courts at all. The administration blamed it on "agency attorney error" and quietly withdrew chunks of four briefs, presumably while searching for lawyers who can both salivate over deportations and read their own policy memos.

The decision lands after national outrage over ICE agents killing two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis and polling showing most Americans think the agency has gone too far, even by post-2016 standards. With midterms looming, Trump shuffled ICE leadership, and now the courts are drawing bright lines around basic rule-of-law concepts like "don’t terrorize people at the courthouse door". The bar is underground, but for one brief moment, it appears someone found a shovel and started digging up.

The DACA generation is turning 30 and settling into adult milestones like careers, parenting, and the ever-popular American rite of passage: waking up one day to discover the federal government has quietly flipped the switch on your legal existence. Diana, a decade-long DACA recipient, finds her work permit suddenly lapsed, meaning she can’t drive, can’t go to a friend’s wedding, and gets to play the fun daily game of "is today the day I’m detained?" This is what passes for "law and order" in Trump’s America: build people’s lives around a program and then booby-trap the paperwork.

DACA was sold in 2012 as a temporary bridge while Congress found a permanent solution. Fourteen years, several performative floor speeches, and countless crocodile tears later, there’s still no bridge—just a rickety plank suspended over deportation. Recipients are now professionals, parents, Ph.D. candidates, community leaders… and perpetual hostages to whichever white guy in office wants to goose his base by threatening to yank their status. Republicans scream about "border chaos" while quietly manufacturing chaos for people who’ve spent most of their lives here, paying taxes and doing the jobs native-born citizens apparently can’t be bothered to do.

The Biden years have mostly meant more paperwork purgatory instead of open attacks, but Trump and his allies already did the real structural damage: turning DACA into a loaded gun on the Oval Office desk. Now USCIS delays and shifting rules make renewals a game of bureaucratic Russian roulette. You can have a degree, a mortgage, and kids in school, but if your renewal gets "lost" for a month, your life gets turned off like a streaming subscription. It’s not policy; it’s extortion with extra steps.

So as the DACA generation hits their 30s, they’ve achieved the American dream—just with a cage wrapped around it. They plan careers and families in two-year increments, because Congress would rather fund more border theatrics than pass a law acknowledging reality. The message from Trump’s GOP and its enablers is crystal clear: we’re happy to exploit your labor, your taxes, and your talents, but your humanity? That’s still "under review" at DHS.