The Trump Presidency Is Going Great
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.
Saturday, October 31, 2026
Monday, October 26, 2026
america closes for business (immigrants need not apply)

Future tourism brochure for Fortress America: come for the freedom, stay behind the bars.
Asylum at the border has been functionally frozen, "catch and release" has been replaced with "catch and disappear," and troops are now part of the décor. Markwayne Mullin proudly points to plummeting encounter stats as proof that "strong enforcement works"—which is one way to describe making it nearly impossible to legally request refuge under US and international law. Meanwhile, the "big, beautiful wall" is finally getting its binge-build moment, juiced by a $46.5bn "One Big Beautiful" spending bill, because nothing says 21st century superpower like sinking the national budget into a monument to fear and racism.
The result: fewer tents in El Paso, more human beings trapped in limbo, pushed back into danger, or funneled into ever more lethal routes. On paper, the numbers look calm and controlled; off the spreadsheets, desperate people are being ground through a system whose main innovation is replacing visible chaos with invisible cruelty. Trump promised a closed border and mass deportations; he’s delivering something closer to a slow-motion, policy-driven humanitarian collapse—and his base is only starting to wonder if maybe the boot on everyone else’s neck is laced a bit too tight.
Friday, October 23, 2026
trump’s deportation cosplay meets the people who actually live there
Texas construction boss demonstrates the hot new 2026 workplace trend: building fences not to keep people out, but to keep ICE from raiding your job site like it’s a training exercise in authoritarianism.
Along the Texas border, Trump’s big, beautiful deportation machine is working so well that even some of the Latinos who voted for him are now watching ICE agents in masks drag people out of cars and thinking, “Huh, this seems bad.” Construction boss Benny Melendez is so thrilled with the law-and-order renaissance that he’s literally building fences to keep federal agents off his private property unless they show up with an actual judicial warrant. The project timeline for a house has stretched from four months to a year because the workforce keeps getting disappeared by Trump’s immigration cosplay.
Republican McAllen mayor Javier Villalobos politely notes that when your constituents see masked ICE teams yanking people off the street, it starts to feel less like “border security” and more like a crackdown on the entire Hispanic community — including U.S. citizens. Meanwhile, White House border czar Tom Homan, channeling every aspiring tinpot ever, says he doesn’t “particularly care about midterms” and is just here to “enforce immigration law,” which currently translates to scaring the hell out of voters his boss supposedly “won over” in 2024.
Latino Trump voters now confess they expected deportations, just not of “innocent, hardworking people,” a touching faith in a system that has never once distinguished neatly between “good immigrant” and “bad immigrant” when there are quotas to hit and TV segments to feed. Democrats, ever the optimists, are hoping that watching neighbors get hauled away by federal stormtroopers in tactical gear might nudge people back to their side. Bold plan: betting on basic human self-preservation as a campaign strategy against an administration that treats fear as a policy tool.
46 billion reasons to bulldoze big bend

Artist’s impression of $46 billion in national insecurity being welded into place against a backdrop of mountains that were doing just fine on their own.
The Trump administration’s top border guy, Rodney Scott, has emerged from whatever bunker CBP keeps its worst ideas in to proudly defend a $46bn plan to lace the Big Bend region of Texas with 30-foot steel fencing, roads, and surveillance gear. This, in an area with historically low migrant crossings, but apparently a dangerously high concentration of intact ecosystems and happy local businesses that must be stopped at all costs.
A bipartisan coalition of landowners, environmentalists, and local businesses has the audacity to call this a waste of taxpayer money that will shred one of the most spectacular landscapes on the border. A judge even agreed enough to slap a court-ordered pause on construction, warning of “serious, irreparable harm” – at which point the administration ran to the supreme court to ask if they pretty please could keep bulldozing the desert while the lawsuits catch up.
Scott, whose job description under Trump is essentially "finish the wall, laws optional", insists that fortifying Big Bend is “non-negotiable” and predicts the region will be “completely overrun and destroyed” if it doesn’t get its share of steel. The fact that crossings there are low is, in this magical thinking, proof that a wall is urgently needed. CBP is bragging about building roughly 12 miles of barrier a week and being “ahead of schedule” on turning a 2,000-mile border into a monument to panic, contractor profits, and environmental devastation.
After bulldozers were caught tearing up ground inside Big Bend national park, Scott graciously ordered a “pause” and went on a listening tour, promising to figure out how to build the project so it doesn’t look like it’s mauling the park. He now says the giant steel fences won’t go in the national park itself because of ongoing lawsuits – a refreshing reminder that the only thing standing between protected lands and this administration’s wrecking crew is a judge with a spine and a temporary injunction.
Sunday, October 18, 2026
miami gop learns deporting tío might hurt at the ballot box

Rep. María Elvira Salazar, seen here realizing that building your party around a guy who calls your voters criminals might have some minor political side effects.
In Little Havana’s Domino Park, a guy gets arrested mid-game and suddenly the conversation turns from double-sixes to deportations and who wrecked the cost of living more, Biden or Trump. Welcome to Florida’s 27th, where more than 70% of the district is Latino and a growing number of people have noticed that Trump’s big beautiful deportation machine doesn’t really care if you voted for him in 2024, as long as you’re easy to throw in a van.
Rep. María Elvira Salazar, who has apparently discovered that terrorizing your own base has downsides, filmed an ad in front of the White House telling Trump he’s “gone too far” on immigration and that the Hispanics who helped elect him now feel betrayed. Trump responded on Truth Social by boosting a post calling her a “back stabber,” because nothing says “serious governing” like subtweeting your own party’s Cuban-American congresswoman while ICE is raiding her district.
Salazar insists this is just Democracy, where you tell “the boss” what your people are feeling — a charming way to describe the relationship between a coequal branch of government and the guy screaming on social media. Meanwhile, new polling shows Latinos swinging back hard toward Democrats (57–31 in a recent survey), suggesting that maybe, just maybe, running on family separation plus mass deportations in a community where everyone knows someone with papers issues is not the electoral masterstroke Republicans sold themselves. The GOP wanted a strongman crusade against immigrants; now they’re shocked the strongman is coming for their own voters too.
Friday, October 16, 2026
trump sues new york, judge responds: lol no
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
supreme court to decide if making lunch is now terrorism

Supreme Court justices bravely considering whether rice and beans are now a Schedule I terrorist substance.
trump’s ghost airports for disappearing immigrants

Eastern Air Express, proudly demonstrating that you can combine human rights concerns with questionable safety records and still land a fat ICE contract in Trump’s America.
Because nothing screams confident, lawful governance like hiding your mass-removal operation in empty airports where, as a local monitor puts it, “no one’s here; no one knows.” Buses roll in from jails across the region, people are loaded onto charter planes, and off they go to Louisiana or even a tiny airport near Tapachula, Mexico, right by the Guatemalan border – just far enough away that Americans don’t have to see what their tax dollars are doing.
To round out the dystopia, one of ICE’s favorite contractors, Eastern Air Express, is now under scrutiny for safety issues after one of its planes at Akron-Canton managed to hit another one of its planes, which is certainly a choice when your passengers are shackled detainees with no say in whether they board. The FAA has already flagged the company for failing safety standards, but the Trump administration keeps handing them contracts, because when you’re running an opaque deportation pipeline, why not also gamble on flight safety? It’s not like the people on board are supposed to have rights or survive comfortably anyway.
Local residents and veterans are showing up to monitor these flights in person, trying to document what the government is deliberately burying in the quiet corners of the Rust Belt. The administration calls it enforcement. Everyone paying attention recognizes it as a sprawling, secretive removal infrastructure built on fear, outsourcing, and the hope that Americans are too busy to notice the deportation state being run out of their empty hometown airports.
Monday, October 12, 2026
trump breaks immigration system, then underfunds the repair shop
Friday, October 9, 2026
trump’s immigrant purge comes for grandma’s social security check

Trump proudly announcing that he’s saving Social Security by deporting the workers who fund it, while a calculator in the corner quietly bursts into flames.
The Trump administration has finally found a way to make its anti-immigrant obsession hurt everybody: by blowing a hole in Social Security so big you could drive an ICE raid bus through it. A new analysis projects that if Trump’s mass-deportation campaign keeps going, American seniors can look forward to losing an average of $2,152 a year in Social Security benefits starting in 2034 — an 8.6% cut, every year, forever. The same immigrants Republicans call “takers” were in fact quietly paying about $26bn a year into the system they’re barred from using, and now that Trump is kicking them out, the trust fund math has gone from bad to "hope you like cat food."
Meanwhile, the economy is doing exactly what happens when you rip 1.2 million workers out of key industries because Stephen Miller’s group chat demanded a purge. Food prices are spiking, crops are rotting in the fields, and anything that requires construction now costs more and happens less, because shockingly, you can’t build houses or harvest apples with Fox News monologues. Native-born workers are losing jobs too — electricians, plumbers, and others who apparently failed to realize that deporting the entire workforce that makes their projects possible might be bad for business. Even Trump’s own Social Security trustees — including RFK Jr and assorted handpicked loyalists — are now warning that lower immigration is trashing the program’s finances.
So the grand populist promise to defend Medicare and Social Security has been translated into policy as: deport the people who subsidize your retirement, shrink the labor force, slow job growth to a crawl, jack up prices on food and housing, then act shocked when the affordability crisis explodes. It’s an "America First" agenda where America gets higher grocery bills, fewer jobs, and smaller Social Security checks, while the White House gets more campaign rally chants about “invasions.” The leopard is not just eating faces anymore — it’s chewing through the Social Security trust fund, too.
trump bans microsoft from immigrants, pins medal on its immigrant ceo
Thursday, October 8, 2026
vance discovers slavery, decides the victims are the problem

JD Vance explains that foreign workers are treated like indentured servants and then proposes making it easier to kick them out of the country. Problem solved.
JD Vance has bravely uncovered a shocking scandal: the US immigration system treats skilled foreign workers like “indentured servants” — so naturally, the White House response is to punish the workers and the companies that sponsor them, while making the workers even easier to deport. The administration has ordered the Labor Department to stop processing any new or pending PERM applications from Microsoft and seven other tech firms, effectively blocking a key pathway to permanent residency for thousands of highly skilled immigrants.
Vice President Vance thundered that “no company in the US has abused this system more than Microsoft,” accusing it of replacing Americans with cheap foreign labor, while Labor Secretary Kieth Sonderling helpfully labeled universities and big tech firms “visa mills.” At the same time, the administration is moving to eliminate the 60-day grace period that lets laid-off H‑1B workers stay in the country and find another job — turning Vance’s “indentured servants” into something closer to instant deportation hostages. Naturally, none of this touches Amazon, Google, Meta, Apple, or Nvidia, who magically escape this sudden moral crusade.
Meanwhile, Satya Nadella is literally at the White House getting a shiny new tech medal from Donald Trump while his company is being publicly denounced as the nation’s leading visa fraud cartel. So on one side, a photo op about innovation and American greatness; on the other, a nativist stunt that shreds any pretense that US immigration policy is about talent or fairness rather than raw political targeting. Welcome to Trump–Vance labor policy: corporate access for the CEOs, fear and precarity for the workers, and a government that calls people “indentured” and then slams the door behind them.
trump’s deportation drive now proudly arresting kids in bunny hats

Nothing says ‘land of the free’ like federal agents detaining a five-year-old in a bunny hat and calling it border security.
Wednesday, October 7, 2026
republicans discover mass deportations are bad (for polling)
Friday, October 2, 2026
judge temporarily rescues big bend from trump’s concrete fever dream
The administration had already "paused" construction in August while CBP Commissioner Rodney Scott promised to chat with local stakeholders, which in Trumpworld usually means listening politely and then doing whatever Stephen Miller’s ghostwritten email says. Instead, local outrage and environmental concerns actually translated into a courtroom loss for DHS — a rare moment when the rule of law briefly taps the brakes on the anti-immigration demolition derby.
This is a temporary block, so the wall-obsessed crowd will surely be back to argue that a national park is just an underperforming golf course waiting to happen. For now, though, Big Bend gets a reprieve from becoming the latest monument to Trump’s forever-grifting "border security" branding exercise.
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
pennsylvania coal town strikes it rich in human cages

Nothing says 'land of the free' like a weeping Statue of Liberty pointing the way to a for‑profit ICE dungeon in the woods.
Monday, September 28, 2026
dhs drafts brian dawkins without consent
trump invents human rights laundering, exports asylum seekers like hazardous waste

Future deportees watch TV in a US detention center, unaware they’re about to be raffled off to whichever government took the lowest bid.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new innovation in cruelty: outsourcing its legal obligations. Since 2025, the US has been cutting checks to 35 countries – many already drowning in conflict and poverty – to take in migrants, refugees, and asylum seekers who have exactly zero connection to those places. Roughly 20,000 people have been dumped by bus into Mexico and over 5,000 more flown off to Africa, Latin America, the Caribbean, and central Asia, because nothing says "beacon of freedom" like airlifting desperate people to places they’ve never been and hoping no one asks questions.
Two dozen UN human rights experts, plus a special rapporteur from the African Commission, have now helpfully clarified that yes, this is a “cascade of human rights violations” with potentially “deadly” consequences. People are being shipped to countries where they face torture, enforced disappearance, trafficking, slavery, and violence based on gender or sexual orientation. One man who fled Ghana after being outed was sent somewhere else entirely; an Iranian woman who protested her regime wound up in the same human rights shell game. It’s like rendition, but with more paperwork and fewer euphemisms.
The legal genius here is that US law says you can’t deport people back to where they’ll be persecuted, so DHS just sends them to a third country that will quietly send them back later. Problem solved – at least for the people in Washington who never have to see the bags over detainees’ heads, the beatings, or the stairwell “accidents” reported in places like Equatorial Guinea. Meanwhile, African governments cash the checks, EU governments eye the model for their own offshore camps, and human rights lawyers describe their advocacy as “screaming into a void.” The void, in this case, is filled with money and plausible deniability.
What’s at stake, the UN experts politely note, is “not merely migration policy” but actual lives, safety, and dignity. The Trump team, however, has pioneered a new doctrine: if you pay enough countries to participate in your cruelty, maybe the law won’t catch up before the next election cycle. The world’s richest country is now treating asylum seekers like toxic waste – just ship them far enough away, and pretend the spill never happened.
Thursday, September 24, 2026
trump revives 'spin the globe' deportation program
A DHS plane, presumably loaded with people who thought they were going to court and instead got a surprise one-way ticket to Wherever Will Take Them.
The Trump administration is back at the Supreme Court, begging for permission to keep playing its favorite game show: Deportation Roulette. After a federal judge — and then an appeals court — pointed out that you actually have to give people notice and a chance to challenge being exiled to a country they’ve never set foot in, the Justice Department rushed in with an emergency request to revive the policy. Due process, meet the emergency of "we had to cancel a deportation flight" for 70 people, some with criminal records, many without, all apparently expendable.
Solicitor General D. John Sauer helpfully explained that the policy has already been used to remove "thousands" of people to so‑called third countries, and that "thousands more" are ready to be shipped out — including "the worst of the worst" whose home countries won’t take them back. The solution? Dump them on other nations that signed blanket assurances that they definitely, totally, pinky-swear won’t persecute or torture them. Some of these countries: Equatorial Guinea, the Central African Republic, South Sudan — places famous for repression, conflict, and human rights reports you wouldn’t read after dark.
Meanwhile, CBS talked to migrants from Brazil, Colombia, Guatemala, Honduras and Venezuela who woke up in Liberia — not their home, not their region, not even their continent — after being deported there without warning or any chance to object. Many had no criminal records beyond immigration violations. The administration insists that court rulings requiring basic notice and a hearing are causing "irreparable harm" to U.S. foreign policy, because judges are rudely interfering with the delicate diplomatic art of paying other countries to take people we don’t want.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has given lawyers for the deportees until Monday to respond to the government’s emergency plea for the right to continue outsourcing human beings like defective merchandise. The White House calls it an efficient immigration crackdown; everyone else recognizes a due-process-free deportation pipeline that treats people as cargo and the Constitution as optional fine print.
supreme court asked to bless trump’s migrant dumping program

Todd Blanche explains that tossing asylum seekers into random conflict zones is actually the humane option, if you squint hard enough and turn off all the human rights treaties.