the deportation squad meets the hype squad
Trump-branded influencers livestreaming next to a line of federal agents, because why just enforce policy when you can monetize it?
The Trump White House has apparently decided that if you can't make cruel immigration policy popular, you can at least slap a filter on it and add a promo code. So Minnesota is getting a double feature: a surge of federal agents and a caravan of Trump-friendly influencers, all dispatched as part of a coordinated communications strategy to justify whatever the administration wants to do to immigrants this week. Because nothing says 'serious policymaking' like pairing ICE raids with sponsored content.
Instead of, say, consulting legal experts, affected communities, or anyone who’s read the Constitution, the administration is investing in online content to manufacture consent for its immigration agenda. In other words, actual people’s lives and rights are being run through the same machinery normally used to sell energy drinks and sketchy crypto coins. Federal power on the ground, propaganda in your feed, and a President who thinks public policy is just another brand campaign—but sure, tell us again how this is all about 'law and order.'
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
joe rogan discovers the gestapo vibes were not a bit
Joe Rogan, mid‑podcast epiphany, realizing the deportation state he boosted is starting to sound less like ‘owning the libs’ and more like ‘papers, please.’
Joe Rogan, America’s favorite confused focus group in human form, has finally noticed that Trump’s immigration machine is starting to look a little Gestapo‑adjacent. On a three‑hour podcast with Rand Paul, Rogan reacted to the ICE killing of Renee Nicole Good — a legal observer shot through her car window in Minneapolis — by asking whether the U.S. is really going to be “the Gestapo” demanding “Where’s your papers?” Because nothing says land of the free like federal agents turning traffic stops and parking lots into immigration checkpoints with live ammunition.
The Trump administration, naturally, insists the agent acted in self‑defense, while video of Good’s death bounces around the internet and public opinion turns against the president’s hardline deportation fetish. Rogan tries to both‑sides it — he “sees both perspectives” on mass raids that routinely sweep up U.S. citizens who simply don’t have their documents on them — but somehow still manages to repeat right‑wing fairy tales about Biden secretly importing Democratic voters. In other words, he’s halfway to realizing this is all horrifying, but still clinging to the comforting conspiracy fanfic.
Meanwhile, the comic‑bro podcaster class that helped sell Trump 2.0 to millions of young men is slowly backing away from the deportation death cult. Rogan is appalled that Trump’s DHS deported a gay stylist seeking asylum and tossed him into a Salvadoran prison, and Theo Von is furious that DHS used his face in a rah‑rah deportation video without permission — asking them to take it down and, at the very least, cut him a check. Because nothing captures the moral rot of Trump’s immigration regime like influencers discovering that the same government terrorizing migrants is also casually stealing their content for propaganda — and only really getting mad about the second part.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
marco rubio shuts the golden door for 75 countries
Marco Rubio’s State Department, bravely protecting America from the grave threat of families who filled out all the paperwork correctly.
The Trump administration has discovered an exciting new twist on the classic travel ban: just hit pause on immigrant visas from 75 countries and never say when you’ll press play again. The State Department, now run by Secretary of State Marco Rubio in his final form as a Heritage Foundation blog post, says this indefinite freeze is needed to stop "abuse" by people who might checks notes legally immigrate and someday use public benefits. Because nothing says fiscal responsibility like blaming the federal budget on a hypothetical Somali grandmother who hasn’t even gotten a visa interview yet.
Principal Deputy Spokesperson Tommy Pigott proudly announced that State will use its "long-standing authority" to deem people a "public charge" and shut the door, while conveniently skipping over the part where the administration is just inventing a mass presumption of welfare fraud for entire nations. The ban hits immigrant visas only—tourist and business visas are still fine—because if you’re coming to actually live, work, and build a life here, Trump and Rubio would prefer you didn’t. Meanwhile, asylum cases, citizenship processing, and green cards from the original 19 banned countries are also on ice, expanded to even more nations and anyone with Palestinian Authority documents. In other words: the "legal pathway" they keep telling people to use is being bricked over in real time, but sure, this is all about "security" and "generosity."
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trump discovers 'temporary' means 'whenever we feel like deporting somalis'
Karoline Leavitt and Kristi Noem bravely defend America from the terrifying threat of people who’ve lived here legally since the first George Bush administration.
The Trump administration has decided that after more than three decades, now is the perfect time to end Temporary Protected Status for Somali immigrants, ordering them to leave the U.S. by March 17, 2026. Because nothing says "land of opportunity" like telling people who fled civil war and state collapse that their time is up, please proceed to the nearest "hellhole" you narrowly escaped.
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced the move on X, while U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services helpfully clarified that Somali TPS holders are now required to get out. DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, speaking to Fox News first because of course she did, declared that "temporary means temporary" and claimed Somalia has improved enough to yank protections — and that letting Somalis stay is "contrary to our national interests." In other words: we checked the racism focus group numbers and they’re great.
This comes after Trump spent weeks singling out Somalis, especially in Minnesota, accusing them of "destroying the country" and insisting "the Somalians should be out of here." At a December rally he called Somalia and several other nations "hellholes," describing them as "filthy, dirty, disgusting, ridden with crime" and saying the only thing Somalis are good at is "going after ships." But sure, this TPS decision is definitely about neutral "country conditions" and not about a president who talks like a YouTube comments section with Secret Service protection.
TPS for Somalia has been in place since 1991, which apparently only became a constitutional crisis once Trump decided he needed a fresh scapegoat to feed the base. The administration is dressing it up as "putting Americans first," a phrase that now reliably translates to kicking vulnerable people in the teeth to score a news cycle. Welcome to Trump’s America, where the cruelty is the point and the immigration policy is written in rally chants.
#anti-immigration#racism#killing-democracy
america the beautiful, foreigners the billable
Behold the new ‘America the Beautiful’ pass: George Washington, and the guy who tried to overthrow his republic, sharing top billing on your mandatory loyalty card.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new way to say "go home" to the rest of the planet: a surprise $100 per person surcharge on foreign visitors at 11 major national parks, on top of normal entrance fees. Rangers are now doing citizenship checks at trailheads, cars are getting hit with $600 bills, and tourists are literally turning around at the gate. Because nothing says "welcoming democracy" like a paperwork checkpoint between you and the Grand Canyon.
Environmental groups point out that this fun new xenophobic cover charge is also probably illegal, since current rules don’t actually allow fees based on nationality and the bill to change that hasn’t become law. Minor detail the administration handled in the traditional way: by ignoring it. The Center for Biological Diversity is suing, arguing that the US is now marketing its parks as "world-famous landscapes, now with added grift." Even better, the rushed rollout has no signage, not enough passes, and staff so burned out they’re working multiple jobs — which is what happens when you gut a quarter of the agency and then hand it a border checkpoint cosplay at the park gate.
And because this is the Trump era, the new annual "America the Beautiful" pass now features a big, glorious portrait of Donald Trump next to George Washington. If you put a sticker over Trump’s face, the pass is invalidated — a perfect metaphor for the regime: the access you already paid for is contingent on visibly respecting the leader’s image. The image was supposed to be chosen by photo contest, but the actual winning photographer got tossed aside so Trump’s mug could go on the card instead. In other words: pay more if you’re foreign, obey the propaganda rules if you’re not, and hope the court notices that none of this is remotely legal.
#anti-immigration#forever-grifting
trump turns naturalization ceremonies into deportation pregame show
USCIS officers at the ‘cradle of liberty’ carefully separating the ‘right’ kind of Americans from the ones who followed all the rules but had the wrong birthplace.
At Boston’s Faneuil Hall – the so‑called “cradle of liberty” – USCIS staff walked down the line of would‑be new Americans and asked a simple question: where were you born? If your answer matched one of Trump’s 19 banned countries, congratulations, you got pulled out of line and sent home instead of getting sworn in. Years of vetting, thousands of dollars, and a legal right to citizenship? Too bad, the Dear Leader changed his mind.
This isn’t a one‑off screw‑up; it’s policy. A 5 December USCIS memo ordered a freeze on immigration proceedings – green cards, naturalization interviews, and oath ceremonies – for nationals of those 19 countries, allegedly because an Afghan man, previously granted asylum by the same government now freaking out, shot two National Guard members. In response, the agency blasted out emails saying oath ceremonies were canceled due to “unforeseen circumstances,” as if this was a surprise rainstorm and not a deliberate act of state discrimination.
The human fallout is exactly what the administration ordered. A Haitian nursing assistant who has lived in the US for nearly 25 years, a Libyan doctor developing AI tools to fight lung cancer, Afghans who risked their lives working with the US military – all suddenly told that the finish line doesn’t count because of their passport. Advocates report mass cancellations in at least 16 cities, while terrified applicants refuse to speak publicly, afraid ICE will turn their shattered American dream into a removal order.
And in case it wasn’t obvious, this is the plan. As one advocate notes, Trump started by demonizing undocumented immigrants and is now moving on to people with legal status and even those on the brink of citizenship. In other words, the message from Trump’s America is clear: you can serve the US, work here for a decade, follow every rule, and still get treated like a security threat because of your birthplace. But sure, tell us again how this is about “security” and not a slow, bureaucratic purge of the wrong kinds of future voters.
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trump solves slavery in mauritania by deporting its victims back to it
Mauritanian immigrants in Ohio, waiting to find out whether America will let them work or just ship them back to the country where slavery never really ended.
In Ohio, a few thousand Black Mauritanian immigrants fled a country where slavery still exists and the government treats them like an unwanted underclass, only to discover that the United States under Donald Trump is running its own deportation lottery. After a perilous trek through Turkey, Colombia, and the Darién Gap, they land in Lockland, Ohio, where Fox News and the New York Post promptly declare them an existential threat because nothing says "serious journalism" like blaming blocked drains and low water pressure on refugees from modern-day apartheid.
The Trump administration, ever alert to any opportunity to punch down, notices the rightwing panic and happily folds these families into its "vast deportation web". ICE is now scooping Mauritanians up at mandatory check-ins and traffic stops, then shipping them back to a country where Black people are still enslaved and routinely abused. At least 90 people have already been deported since Trump’s inauguration, and over 19,000 Mauritanian cases are now clogging immigration courts—because when you flee a regime that jails musicians for complaining about electricity, America’s response is to threaten to send you right back.
Local volunteers are scrambling to get people bikes so they can get to low-wage jobs at food plants and factories, while immigration judges in Cleveland and ICE agents treat court dates like baited traps. In other words, people "just come here to work," and the administration’s answer is: great, now get in line to be deported to a country where you might be enslaved again. But sure, tell us more about how this is all about "law and order" and not a racist, performative crackdown on one of the smallest and most vulnerable immigrant communities in the country.
#anti-immigration#racism#killing-democracy
trump solves immigration by un‑legalizing immigrants
A Venezuelan migrant stares at a dead CBP One app, discovering the Trump administration’s newest legal pathway: "have you tried not coming at all?"
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new innovation in immigration policy: if you cancel enough legal pathways, everyone becomes illegal. More than 1.6 million immigrants have lost their legal status in the first 11 months of Trump’s second term — people who followed the rules, used parole programs, visas, asylum, or Temporary Protected Status, and were explicitly told by the U.S. government they could live and work here. Now that same government is yanking their status preemptively and suggesting they kindly deport themselves, because nothing says "rule of law" like retroactively criminalizing compliance.
Immigration advocates point out that this is the largest effort in U.S. history to strip deportation protections from people who are here legally. Todd Schulte of FWD.us notes that no president from either party has ever made "revoking the work authorization and legal status for millions" a central governing goal. But Trump’s people are proud of it: USCIS spokesperson Matthew Tragesser framed it as saving taxpayers from the "financial burden of unlawfully present aliens" — a neat little phrase that quietly ignores the fact that many of these people were lawful until Trump personally decided they shouldn’t be.
Not content with detonating existing programs, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is now "pausing" the diversity visa lottery because one alleged shooter entered via that route in 2017 — the policy equivalent of banning cars because someone committed a crime while driving. Meanwhile, the White House brags that Trump has done more to limit both legal and illegal migration than any administration in history, pausing and revoking visas like party favors in reverse. In other words, the plan isn’t to fix the system; it’s to shrink the definition of who gets to be legal in America until it fits neatly inside Stephen Miller’s skull.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
ice detains louisiana nursing grad because america hates both immigrants and healthcare
ICE’s idea of a nursing residency: six months in detention, limited shampoo, and a DHS press release about how lucky you are.
In Louisiana, the Trump administration has discovered the perfect two-for-one special: punish immigrants and kneecap healthcare at the same time. Vilma Palacios, a 22‑year‑old nursing graduate from LSU Health New Orleans who just landed a job at Touro Infirmary, was snatched by ICE in June while trying to get a routine vehicle inspection sticker. No criminal record, applied for asylum as a child, previously granted a work permit, waiting on another one — so naturally, she’s been locked in an ICE processing center in Basile for six months without bond, because nothing says "strong borders" like caging a nurse during a national nursing shortage.
Inside the facility, Palacios describes emotional exhaustion, being cut off from her belongings, and living in a shared dorm while begging for basic hygiene items like shampoo and menstrual pads — which sometimes take a week to arrive. DHS, in response, has gone full dystopian PR: spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin proudly announces she’s "an illegal alien" who "freely admitted" it, reassures the public she’ll get "full due process" (eventually, maybe, from inside a cage), and then the department insists that detention is actually an upgrade: “the best healthcare that many aliens have received in their entire lives.” In other words, the government’s defense of its own cruelty is: sure, we’re detaining her indefinitely, but look how lucky she is.
Family and advocates are protesting for her release, pointing to her deep community ties and the tiny detail that the US is desperately short on nurses. But the Trump DHS has a different priority: proving that no one is safe from its dragnet, not even a young Honduran woman who’s done exactly what the system told her to do — apply for asylum, work legally, get an education, serve her community. Because in Trump’s America, you can follow every rule and still end up in a cage, waiting for pads, while the government congratulates itself on its "hospitality".
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
welcome to america, please don’t leave or we might not let you back
Behold Google HQ, where some of the brightest minds on earth are now advised not to risk visiting their families because the U.S. government might not let them come back to write more JavaScript.
Apple and Google are now telling their foreign workers: "Welcome to the land of the free, do not under any circumstances attempt to leave." Internal memos reviewed by NPR show both companies warning H-1B employees to avoid international travel because the Trump administration has turned routine visa renewals into a months-long game of immigration roulette.
The Department of Homeland Security, in its ongoing quest to prove that cruelty is the point, now demands up to five years of travelers' social media history. Consulates and embassies are backed up for months, meaning if you go home to see your family, you might discover that "family separation" now includes highly skilled engineers who committed the crime of taking a long weekend in Bangalore.
Just to really drive home how hostile the government is to legal immigration, the White House also slapped a $100,000 fee on each new H-1B visa, because nothing says "merit-based immigration" like a giant paywall. Hundreds of workers renewing visas in India have already had appointments postponed while the State Department bravely ensures that software developers and chip designers do not pose a dire threat to national security.
In other words, Trump has managed to create an invisible border wall around the entire country: if you're here on a visa, you're effectively trapped. But sure, tell us again how this is all about "illegal" immigration and not a broad, systematic crackdown on anyone who wasn’t born in the right ZIP code.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy#full-stupid
pope sends pro-immigrant bishop to mar-a-lago’s backyard, trump’s nativist vibes in peril
Mar-a-Lago, spiritual home of gold-plated grievance, now awkwardly sharing a diocese with a bishop who thinks migrant kids shouldn’t be collateral damage in Trump’s deportation cosplay.
Pope Leo XIV has appointed Rev Manuel de Jesús Rodríguez — a Dominican-born, pro-immigrant priest from Queens whose flock is mostly migrants — as the new bishop of Palm Beach, aka the diocese that has the misfortune of containing Trump’s self-declared “Center of the Universe”, Mar-a-Lago. In other words, the Vatican just dropped a pastor who openly worries about Trump’s immigration raids right into the heart of the golf-cart gulag.
Rodríguez, whose parish lost more than 100 people to Covid and whose congregants now live in fear of Trump’s immigration crackdown, is politely trying to help the administration stop deporting five-year-olds and parents with no criminal records. Because nothing says family values like forcing parents to sign caregiver affidavits so their US-born kids don’t end up in foster care when ICE does a pre-dawn no-knock on the way to Mass.
While Trump rants about ‘bad hombres’ from his Palm Beach bunker, the US Conference of Catholic Bishops — including the conservatives — has issued a rare special message condemning his mass deportations, migrant ‘vilification’, and denial of pastoral care in detention centers. So now, in the same zip code where Trump rails against ‘invaders’, the local bishop will be preaching that migrants are not to be demonized, that they share American values, and that they deserve dignity and respect. But sure, tell us more about how the real religious persecution here is people saying ‘Happy Holidays’ at Target.
#anti-immigration#trumps-america
trump cancels visa lottery over a shooting it didn’t cause
Kristi Noem solemnly explaining that the best way to stop a shooter who arrived on a student visa is to cancel a green card lottery he never used.
Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem have discovered a bold new law-enforcement strategy: when a mass shooter comes in on a student visa, you immediately suspend the green card lottery that had nothing to do with it. Noem announced on X that the diversity visa program is on ice because it supposedly "allowed" the Brown University and MIT shooting suspect into the US. Minor detail: police say he entered the US on a student visa in 2000 and only became a permanent resident in 2017—after going through the normal vetting everyone else does. But sure, blame the thing that didn’t do it.
The DV1 program hands out up to 50,000 green cards a year to underrepresented countries—i.e., lots of Black and brown people, which is the part Trump has hated since the first time Stephen Miller learned how to use a printer. Nearly 20 million people applied for the 2025 lottery, more than 131,000 were selected with spouses included, and a grand total of 38 winners were Portuguese. That’s the flimsy pretext being used to kneecap an entire legal immigration pathway, because nothing says "serious public safety response" like collectively punishing millions of vetted applicants for a crime committed by one man who didn’t even use the program.
This move slots neatly into Trump’s post-massacre policy playbook: find a foreign-born suspect, then use the blood on the ground to justify whatever anti-immigration scheme was already on the wish list. After a fatal attack by an Afghan man in November, the administration rolled out sweeping restrictions on immigration from Afghanistan and other countries; now they’re going after the diversity lottery. In other words, it’s not about fixing any actual security gap—it’s about using tragedy as a branding opportunity for permanent, racially coded immigration crackdowns. Governing by scapegoat: still the only policy area where this crowd shows real consistency.
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whistles vs. the deportation death star
Nothing says ‘limited government’ like an ICE SUV being tailed by a real-estate appraiser on a yellow bike, armed with a whistle and more respect for civil rights than the entire Trump administration.
Trump’s second-term dream of staging the “largest deportation operation in American history” is going great: nearly 300,000 people deported, a record 65,000 in detention, and a Supreme Court ruling that has “effectively legalized racial profiling”. Because nothing says land of the free like turning ICE and CBP loose, backed by federalized National Guard units, to terrorize immigrant neighborhoods from Chicago to New Orleans until people are too afraid to go to work, school, the doctor, or even a festival.
In response, ordinary Americans are doing the thing the Constitution used to handle: defending their communities from government abuse. In Chicago, Trump’s brilliantly named “Operation Midway Blitz” (subtle) sends federal agents to “crack down on criminal immigrants,” which in practice looks like harassing a local tamale vendor. Enter Jose, a 49-year-old real-estate appraiser and Gilbert-and-Sullivan enthusiast, now moonlighting as a one-man bike brigade chasing suspected ICE SUVs and blowing a whistle through Rogers Park to warn neighbors that the deportation patrol is rolling through.
Across the country, people are huddling in Signal group chats, running rapid-response teams, and literally doing street theater rehearsals for when armed agents scream and grab at them. They’re reading Timothy Snyder’s On Tyranny in book clubs because, in other words, the US has reached the point where you need both an encrypted app and a resistance syllabus just to keep your kid from being snatched on the way to school—but sure, tell us again how this is all about “law and order” and not a full-on campaign of state-sanctioned intimidation against anyone who doesn’t fit Stephen Miller’s vision board.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy#fascism
world’s dumbest muslim ban, season 2: now with extra countries
Trump presents a "Mexican Border Defense Medal" in the Oval Office, because nothing says serious policymaking like inventing war cosplay trinkets while you blacklist half the Global South from entering the country.
The Trump administration has decided that if at first your totally not a Muslim ban looks racist and authoritarian, you just double it and see who complains. Trump is expanding his travel restrictions to an additional 20 countries plus people traveling on Palestinian Authority documents, because nothing says "national security" like turning huge swaths of Africa and the Middle East into a no-entry zone.
Five more countries — Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger, South Sudan and Syria — now join the full-ban club, along with Palestinians whose crime is existing while Palestinian. Another 15 mostly African and Caribbean countries get slapped with "partial" restrictions, which is Washington-speak for "we’d like the xenophobia à la carte." This is on top of the 19 already targeted earlier this year, resurrecting Trump’s first-term signature policy of keeping the wrong kind of brown people out.
The White House insists this is all about "widespread corruption" and "unreliable documents" and "overstays," in other words: a grab bag of bureaucratic Mad Libs to justify collective punishment of millions of people who have never done anything wrong. The supposed trigger? An Afghan man accused — not convicted — of shooting two National Guard troops. So naturally, instead of dealing with gun violence, domestic extremism, or due process, Trump just bans more foreigners and calls it a win. But sure, tell us again how this is about "security" and not a long-running campaign to turn U.S. immigration policy into a Fox News comments section.
#anti-immigration#racism
trump's all-you-can-ban buffet
Trump's travel ban: because nothing says 'welcome' like a closed door.
In his never-ending quest to redefine 'the land of the free,' Donald Trump has signed yet another proclamation, further restricting foreign nationals from entering the United States. This time, Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger, South Sudan, and Syria are the lucky winners of Trump's travel ban lottery, along with anyone holding Palestinian Authority-issued travel documents. Because nothing says 'national security' quite like making sure people from already war-torn countries can't flee to safety in America.
The White House insists these measures are 'necessary' to prevent potential threats after an isolated incident involving an Afghan national who—shockingly—had actually been vetted and granted asylum. In other words, blame one person and punish thousands. Sounds fair, right? Meanwhile, Syria's inclusion comes hot on the heels of a cordial White House visit from their president. So, after a nice chat with a country, the best way to show friendship is apparently to ban their citizens. Diplomacy, Trump-style.
With partial restrictions slapped on another 15 countries, we can only assume Trump's goal is to see just how small he can make the list of countries not banned from the U.S. But sure, let's always remember: it's all about keeping Americans safe, one travel ban at a time.
#anti-immigration#fascism
republicans rediscover compassion, just kidding
Nothing screams 'land of the free' like stranding a refugee child in a foreign land. Thanks, Trump!
Republicans are delighting us all with their newfound division over Afghan immigration policy, sparked by the 'oh-so-unexpected' shooting incident involving an Afghan national and a National Guard member. In other words, a tragic event has finally turned into the latest political football for the GOP. While Senator Thom Tillis cautions against a "knee-jerk reaction," Trump is busy keeping his promise to "launch the largest deportation effort in American history." Because nothing says 'American values' like deporting those who risked their lives for our troops. Meanwhile, Senator Susan Collins is fretting over Afghan interpreters and cooks, suggesting that maybe we should actually consider vetting them properly—an idea apparently lost in the Biden bashing. But sure, let's keep up the great work of splitting the party while keeping our immigration 'policy' as clear as mud.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
trump's grand finale: the citizenship encore nobody asked for
Just a heartwarming snapshot of the American Dream slipping further out of reach, courtesy of the Trump administration.
In what can only be described as the perfect celebration of the holiday spirit, the Trump administration has decided to cancel citizenship ceremonies for immigrants from 19 'undesirable' countries. Because nothing says 'peace on earth' quite like snatching away the American Dream from those who have already endured a bureaucratic jungle gym. Sanam, an Iranian immigrant, was all set to take her oath, but the administration had other plans—namely, leaving her life in a perpetual state of limbo. But sure, let's pretend this is all about 'national security' and not about fulfilling xenophobic fantasies. Mario Bruzzone from the New York Immigration Coalition rightly points out that this move is more about creating indefinite bans under the guise of temporary pauses. Meanwhile, poor Jorge from Venezuela is left wondering why he can't enjoy the same 'great' America he was so close to joining. But hey, nothing screams 'American values' like crushing hopes and dreams during the happiest time of the year, right?
#anti-immigration#fascism#racism
trump's merry band of immigration enforcers
Because nothing screams 'welcome to America' like transforming naturalization ceremonies into a relic of the past. Photo: Eric Gay/AP
Ah, the Trump administration—where transforming U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services into an anti-immigration fortress makes perfect sense. Because nothing says 'land of the free' quite like turning the agency that helps immigrants into the latest arm of Big Brother. Joseph Edlow, the new USCIS director, boldly declared the agency's core is now immigration enforcement. In other words, if you're hoping to become an American, you might want to start working on your Plan B. This brilliant strategy includes slashing programs for legal migration and hiring 'homeland defenders' ready to catch fraud—which, in Trump’s America, might just mean anyone who isn't waving a MAGA flag. Welcome to the new USCIS, where dreams come to die.
#anti-immigration#fascism#lawlessness
asylum? never heard of it.
Trump, fresh from his latest 'how to terrify immigrants' seminar.
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the Trump administration has decided to hit pause on all asylum decisions following a tragic shooting involving an Afghan national. Because nothing says 'let's solve gun violence' like punishing vulnerable individuals fleeing persecution.
USCIS director Joseph Edlow announced the pause, pledging that 'every alien' will now face maximum vetting. In other words, the Trump administration is doubling down on its favorite pastime: scapegoating migrants. Meanwhile, Trump himself, in his usual calm and rational manner, took to Truth Social to declare a desire for 'REVERSE MIGRATION'—because who needs nuance when you can have sweeping generalizations about 'Third World Countries?'
The administration's deportation hobby continues unabated, shipping asylum seekers off to countries like Eswatini and South Sudan. But sure, let's keep pretending this is about national security and not just good old-fashioned xenophobia.
#anti-immigration#racism#lawlessness
trump solves minnesota's problems by deporting somalis
Trump discusses deporting Somalis to solve 'money laundering' in Minnesota, because why solve real issues when you can grandstand?
In a bold move, President Trump has decided that the best way to address Minnesota's imaginary money-laundering problem is to terminate legal protections for Somali migrants, because nothing fixes economic fraud like deporting the most vulnerable. America’s Somali community, particularly the 705 individuals under Temporary Protected Status, are now the latest targets in Trump's ongoing campaign to roll back any semblance of empathy in U.S. immigration policy.
In other words, when you can't find real fraudsters, deport people fleeing civil strife instead. The Minnesota branch of the Council on American-Islamic Relations rightly pointed out that this decision is not just bureaucracy at work; it's a political stunt driven by Islamophobic rhetoric—but sure, let's pretend this is about 'law and order.'
#anti-immigration#racism
